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Title: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: lovemonkey on February 04, 2009, 09:30:52 AM
 ;D

Title: Re: New evidence in the "Beast" case
Post by: kreator on February 04, 2009, 09:41:40 AM
brutal acting like a highschool boy showing your strength to the rest of the class
Title: Re: New evidence in the "Beast" case
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 04, 2009, 09:43:13 AM
;D


Epic muscle worshipping going on there. Notice how the yeast lets him rub her legs ever so tenderly. A lot of sexual tension in that clip there.
Title: Re: New evidence in the "Beast" case
Post by: Nordic Beast on February 04, 2009, 09:44:52 AM
people have no shame :-\
Title: Re: New evidence in the "Beast" case
Post by: FOXTROT-1 on February 04, 2009, 09:46:26 AM
people have no shame :-\
:-\
Title: Re: New evidence in the "Beast" case
Post by: flagadajones on February 04, 2009, 09:47:52 AM
well...




I'm speechless.


God knows i've seen some sick shit on here, but it takes the cake.
Title: Re: New evidence in the "Beast" case
Post by: FOXTROT-1 on February 04, 2009, 09:49:50 AM
well...




I'm speechless.


God knows i've seen some sick shit on here, but it takes the cake.

That is known as a little fun in the "industry"

Title: Re: New evidence in the "Beast" case
Post by: TrueGrit on February 04, 2009, 09:54:48 AM
Look we know that this "industry" is like the porn/sex industry but with less transparency..but when she gives a good view of that sweet ass and gooch, I got a woody.
Title: Re: New evidence in the "Beast" case
Post by: Method101 on February 04, 2009, 10:00:04 AM
I thought she was gonna hit an FU on him

Title: Re: New evidence in the "Beast" case
Post by: bigbobs on February 04, 2009, 10:01:52 AM
So what's the "case" and what's the "evidence?"  Looks to me like a bunch of friends having a good time.  Sure, they work out so some of the jokes are bodybuilding-related.
Title: Re: New evidence in the "Beast" case
Post by: Mars on February 04, 2009, 10:03:58 AM
i thought she was one of the normal people, not doing drugs and so.
Title: Re: New evidence in the "Beast" case
Post by: Method101 on February 04, 2009, 10:09:18 AM
Title: Re: New evidence in the "Beast" case
Post by: rkw1969 on February 04, 2009, 10:11:29 AM
i dont see anything wrong with what they did. you guys that are having a hard time with it would rather that have been a "pro" with his "schmoe" on his back. I woulda rubbed her lega hell of alot longer than that dude did.
Title: Does schmoe squatting have a place in powerlifting?
Post by: FOXTROT-1 on February 04, 2009, 11:29:12 AM
discuss. 
Title: Re: New evidence in the "Beast" case
Post by: robins on February 04, 2009, 11:34:11 AM
So what's the "case" and what's the "evidence?"  Looks to me like a bunch of friends having a good time.  Sure, they work out so some of the jokes are bodybuilding-related.

Oh brother.

Why am i not surprised?
Title: Re: New evidence in the "Beast" case
Post by: FOXTROT-1 on February 04, 2009, 11:35:12 AM
So what's the "case" and what's the "evidence?"  Looks to me like a bunch of friends having a good time.  Sure, they work out so some of the jokes are bodybuilding-related.

How many times did nasser squat you bober?
Title: Re: New evidence in the "Beast" case
Post by: Mars on February 04, 2009, 11:47:21 AM
Oh brother.

Why am i not surprised?

 ;D
Title: Re: Does schmoe squatting have a place in powerlifting?
Post by: HTexan on February 04, 2009, 11:47:31 AM
What is schome squatting?
Title: Re: New evidence in the "Beast" case
Post by: DeltsaForce on February 04, 2009, 11:49:32 AM
no surprise that king schmoe bober is defending perverts into paying for company and physical contact with bodybuilders. this is a guy who freely admits that he bought nassers worn clothing and paid to stay with him in his house and act like his girl for a week ::)
Title: Re: New evidence in the "Beast" case
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 04, 2009, 11:50:14 AM
Oh brother.

Why am i not surprised?
BigBoobs is the kind of guy who looks at Michael Jackson in a bed full of kids tickling each other, eating cookies and drinking milk, reading bed time stories, and then sleeping together as "having a good time". Nothing creepy there at all hahahahahahha
Title: Re: New evidence in the "Beast" case
Post by: lovemonkey on February 04, 2009, 11:53:09 AM
BigBoobs is the kind of guy who looks at Michael Jackson in a bed full of kids tickling each other, eating cookies and drinking milk, reading bed time stories, and then sleeping together as "having a good time". Nothing creepy there at all hahahahahahha

Back off!!  ;D
Title: Re: New evidence in the "Beast" case
Post by: MindSpin on February 04, 2009, 11:53:52 AM
Hmmm....very disapointing.  Didn't realize she was wrestling schmoes :-\
Title: Re: New evidence in the "Beast" case
Post by: drkaje on February 04, 2009, 11:56:31 AM
people have no shame :-\
QFT!
Title: Re: New evidence in the "Beast" case
Post by: DeltsaForce on February 04, 2009, 11:57:46 AM
bigbobs is the kind of guy who buys used clothing and began an online "friendship" with the middle aged man who he bought the clothing from, that eventually resulted in him flying to spend a week with this man. a relationship that began solely because of his admiration for this single man's physique in trunks.
Title: Re: New evidence in the "Beast" case
Post by: Reign Down on February 04, 2009, 11:57:56 AM
taking advantage of schmoes.

It was cringe worthy, I hope she is suitably ashamed.


ta ta
Title: Re: New evidence in the "Beast" case
Post by: Mars on February 04, 2009, 12:00:08 PM
maybe she should have a little talk with jesus.
Title: Re: New evidence in the "Beast" case
Post by: drkaje on February 04, 2009, 12:01:31 PM
Not taking advantage of schmoes is wrong, LOL!
Title: Re: Does schmoe squatting have a place in powerlifting?
Post by: lovemonkey on February 04, 2009, 12:03:24 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: New evidence in the "Beast" case
Post by: Fatpanda on February 04, 2009, 12:03:35 PM
So what's the "case" and what's the "evidence?"  Looks to me like a bunch of friends having a good time.  Sure, they work out so some of the jokes are bodybuilding-related.

qft

great post by a great poster.
Title: Re: New evidence in the "Beast" case
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 04, 2009, 12:04:38 PM
qft

great post by a great poster.
You really are a fucking idiot.
Title: Re: Does schmoe squatting have a place in powerlifting?
Post by: FOXTROT-1 on February 04, 2009, 12:05:00 PM
What is schome squatting?
Title: Re: Does schmoe squatting have a place in powerlifting?
Post by: HTexan on February 04, 2009, 12:09:36 PM
She alittle butch, i'm or girls do ball-lifts on me tho. :-*
Title: Re: Does schmoe squatting have a place in powerlifting?
Post by: Jizzacked on February 04, 2009, 12:11:57 PM


brutal selection of bottom shelf alcohol.
Title: Re: New evidence in the "Beast" case
Post by: lovemonkey on February 04, 2009, 12:14:48 PM
hahahahaha still melting i see, i can hear you now " aarrrggghhh i hate her, she is so strong, she wins shows aarrrggghhh" hahahahahaha pathetic.

(http://a.abcnews.com/images/Health/ht_shock_060727_ssv.jpg)

The evidence is piling up. What would a fat piece of shit that has never stepped foot into a gym for at least 10 years have anything to do at a bodybuilding forum and defend schmoeism?

You are a schmoe. A-team, mount up!!
Title: Re: New evidence in the "Beast" case
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on February 04, 2009, 12:23:03 PM
BEAST = OWNED
Title: Re: Does schmoe squatting have a place in powerlifting?
Post by: Tre on February 04, 2009, 12:25:22 PM
brutal selection of bottom shelf alcohol.

They drank all the good shit first. lol

BUT, we know that all vodka is pretty much the same.  :)
Title: Re: Does schmoe squatting have a place in powerlifting?
Post by: Ron on February 04, 2009, 12:28:36 PM
I must say that Jen did a great job of Schmoe Squatting!

Awesome!

Tre, always interesting with you! Nice video.

At the Arnold, we should get Isaac to do that.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The BEAST on February 04, 2009, 12:41:37 PM
you are all so obsessed with me...keep digging boys.  Where are those nudes you promised??
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: QuakerOats on February 04, 2009, 12:45:08 PM
you are all so obsessed with me...keep digging boys.  Where are those nudes you promised??
hahahahha, they're obsessed with you Jennny, gaurantee this thread will be 15 pages by the end of the day, you're in all of their heads, look at it as free publicity. :D
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The BEAST on February 04, 2009, 12:47:16 PM
 ;D i take it as a compliment considering we went through all this yesterday.  Keep it coming boys-you can worship me too.  It must be tough being a noname behind a computer creating eloborate stories about the one you desire.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: FOXTROT-1 on February 04, 2009, 12:49:50 PM
;D i take it as a compliment considering we went through all this yesterday.  Keep it coming boys-you can worship me too.  It must be tough being a noname behind a computer creating eloborate stories about the one you desire.


This is a clip of you squatting a schmoe. Not elaborate stories here. This is what you do for a living. You squat schmoes.
Title: Re: Does schmoe squatting have a place in powerlifting?
Post by: Fatpanda on February 04, 2009, 12:52:45 PM
I must say that Jen did a great job of Schmoe Squatting!

Awesome!

Tre, always interesting with you! Nice video.

At the Arnold, we should get Isaac to do that.

why the are you deleting my posts ron >:(

seems like you are protecting certain members................. .... i thought getbig was a fair board.  ::)
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: TrueGrit on February 04, 2009, 12:53:16 PM
 Jenny, you are actually very sexy in that video. It's not harming your stock at all.

Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The BEAST on February 04, 2009, 12:53:37 PM


This is a clip of you squatting a schmoe. Not elaborate stories here. This is what you do for a living. You squat schmoes.


hmm I didn't know that you had a description of my job.  thanks for letting me know though  ::)    I am sure you never do anything silly with your friends...


Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: FOXTROT-1 on February 04, 2009, 12:56:10 PM

hmm I didn't know that you had a description of my job.  thanks for letting me know though  ::)    I am sure you never do anything silly with your friends...




I can't remember the last time I put some creepy looking dude on my back. Squatted him then had it filmed for a fetish site.  ::)

On a serioues note. Does this kind of training assist with the powerlifting? A schmoe grabbing and fondling you can't make squatting any easier.

There is also the unbalanced distribution of the schmoes bodyweight.
Title: Re: New evidence in the "Beast" case
Post by: Method101 on February 04, 2009, 12:56:39 PM
taking advantage of schmoes.

It was cringe worthy, I hope she is suitably ashamed.


ta ta
Prostitution is the oldest profession in the world.
ReignDown you would be a liar if you said you wouldn't want to caress her quadriceps.
:D                         
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: FOXTROT-1 on February 04, 2009, 01:00:26 PM
yes we know, after you squated the schmoe it led to......................

wtf is that shit?
Title: Re: New evidence in the "Beast" case
Post by: chester_bbb on February 04, 2009, 01:00:46 PM
BigBoobs is the kind of guy who looks at Michael Jackson in a bed full of kids tickling each other, eating cookies and drinking milk, reading bed time stories, and then sleeping together as "having a good time". Nothing creepy there at all hahahahahahha

Are you saying that "Michael Jackson"=Nasser Elsyntholbody and "bed full of kids"=bibobs?
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Fatpanda on February 04, 2009, 01:10:52 PM
wtf is that shit?

u tell me alex.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Army of One on February 04, 2009, 01:11:15 PM
HAHAH Oh Brother  ::) Look at this 2bit whore who left her fulltime job to "cam" as a career, denying there is anything bad happening  ::)
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Mars on February 04, 2009, 01:12:03 PM
i hope her parents dont see stuff like that.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: QuakerOats on February 04, 2009, 01:17:25 PM
HAHAH Oh Brother  ::) Look at this 2bit whore who left her fulltime job to "cam" as a career, denying there is anything bad happening  ::)
translation= you know that girl would laugh at you if you approached her so you run her down instead. :D
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: FOXTROT-1 on February 04, 2009, 01:19:46 PM
translation= you know that girl would laugh at you if you approached her so you run her down instead. :D

Do they have streets in trailer parks persian?
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Army of One on February 04, 2009, 01:19:50 PM
translation= you know that girl would laugh at you if you approached her so you run her down instead. :D

Yes Im really in to women with 25 inch quads, ass more muscular than a man and veiny arms who cams and sells herself for money  ::) Were you not the same guy who used to give Derek Anthony shit about camming for schmoes until he made you leave, like a crying little bitch?
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: lovemonkey on February 04, 2009, 01:20:14 PM
translation= you know that girl would laugh at you if you approached her so you run her down instead. :D

Oh man you have got to be the biggest ass kisser on here.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: QuakerOats on February 04, 2009, 01:20:50 PM
Do they have streets in trailer parks persian?
i don't know Alex/Benz, you tell me.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: FOXTROT-1 on February 04, 2009, 01:22:28 PM
Yes Im really in to women with 25 inch quads, ass more muscular than a man and veiny arms who cams and sells herself for money  ::) Were you not the same guy who used to give Derek Anthony shit about camming for schmoes until he made you leave, like a crying little bitch?

The persian is a fat pathetic schmoe.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Marty Champions on February 04, 2009, 01:23:27 PM
she has a pretty good snatch and ass
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: QuakerOats on February 04, 2009, 01:24:17 PM
The persian is a fat pathetic schmoe.
how do you keep all of your gimmicks straight, do you have a notebook with passwords next to the computer? ::)
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: TrueGrit on February 04, 2009, 01:24:47 PM
she has a pretty good snatch and ass

Straight up..definitely a great place for a falcon to nest.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: FOXTROT-1 on February 04, 2009, 01:27:16 PM
how do you keep all of your gimmicks straight, do you have a notebook with passwords next to the computer? ::)

I am in your head dave. You have nightmares about me.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: QuakerOats on February 04, 2009, 01:28:02 PM
I am in your head dave. You have nightmares about me.
how can i have nightmares about you when i don't know who you are? ::)
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Army of One on February 04, 2009, 01:29:39 PM
HAHA its funny now, Quakerfats has zero comeback, all you have to do is mention Derek Anthony and he turns in to a little mouse, its just too easy!  ;D
Title: Re: Does schmoe squatting have a place in powerlifting?
Post by: Tre on February 04, 2009, 01:30:19 PM
I must say that Jen did a great job of Schmoe Squatting!

Awesome!

Tre, always interesting with you! Nice video.

At the Arnold, we should get Isaac to do that.


Thanks, Ron! 

lol @ the Isaac Squat!

Ron - My new home is now a full-time Muscle Mansion, so expect to see crazier stuff than ever from now on...

(http://femflex.net/images/musclemansion/trehouse01a.jpg)

Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: FOXTROT-1 on February 04, 2009, 01:30:46 PM
HAHA its funny now, Quakerfats has zero comeback, all you have to do is mention Derek Anthony and he turns in to a little mouse, its just too easy!  ;D

He raped him bad.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: lovemonkey on February 04, 2009, 01:33:07 PM
HAHA its funny now, Quakerfats has zero comeback, all you have to do is mention Derek Anthony and he turns in to a little mouse, its just too easy!  ;D

What does he do here anyway? Hes become a big fat hypocrite pussy and everyone can easily own him within 2 seconds. He doesn't come up with any new original material either. Just a shell of his former self.

Now dave, was it really 545 lbs down to parallel??
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: jtsunami on February 04, 2009, 02:40:03 PM
Jenny is a very good person and doesn't deserve this crap.  That is not my youtube account.

jt
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: MindSpin on February 04, 2009, 03:10:28 PM
Thanks, Ron! 

lol @ the Isaac Squat!

Ron - My new home is now a full-time Muscle Mansion, so expect to see crazier stuff than ever from now on...

(http://femflex.net/images/musclemansion/trehouse01a.jpg)



is that a pic of Jennifer?
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: danielson on February 04, 2009, 03:15:58 PM
Poor Beast, she seems like a nice girl. It's a shame that there are videos of her like that out there.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Thin Lizzy on February 04, 2009, 03:35:31 PM
That guy looked pretty heavy. She should warm up with a smaller schmoe, first.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Tre on February 04, 2009, 03:37:02 PM
is that a pic of Jennifer?

No, that's Lyndsay DeJager aka Muscle Tease.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: jtsunami on February 04, 2009, 03:38:53 PM
Tre this is getting weird, having girls over at your house doing weird shit comon bro, you gotta admit your kinda weird no?  I saw some pics of a girl @ your place bending some bar or something?

jt
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Sharma on February 04, 2009, 03:52:21 PM
The irony is that Squadfather does not live in a trailer and unlike 90% of you, he owns his own home. The irony of teenage dropouts and middle aged failures who live with their disappointed parents saying this stuff is immense.

I bet only a tiny fraction of you people even own the place you live in. Most of you are unwelcome squatters

HAHAHAHHAHA Laughing at the one person who actually does own his own house. Yes, house.
Title: Re: Does schmoe squatting have a place in powerlifting?
Post by: BlueDevil on February 04, 2009, 03:52:49 PM
Thanks, Ron! 

lol @ the Isaac Squat!

Ron - My new home is now a full-time Muscle Mansion, so expect to see crazier stuff than ever from now on...


i'm not judging you but you strike me as the kind of guy who likes to get slapped around and manhandled by beefy "athletes" every once in a while

care to share any footage of said events tre ?
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Hedgehog on February 04, 2009, 04:00:41 PM
is that a pic of Jennifer?

Yeah wassup witthat?

Is that a pic of Beast?


BTW, IMO if you gonna do it, do it all the way, like Grant or Rhonda Lee Quaresma.

Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 04, 2009, 04:02:52 PM
Yeah wassup witthat?

Is that a pic of Beast?


BTW, IMO if you gonna do it, do it all the way, like Grant or Rhonda Lee Quaresma.


We don't know what goes on behind scenes though. Im sure she has had quite a few special sessions in her time  :)
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 04, 2009, 04:11:53 PM
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/8/Hooters-Girl-Squats-A-Guy-358947.html

Looks like beast's squat feat isn't too impressive after all  ;D
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Drama Queen on February 04, 2009, 04:13:17 PM
All I see is a sexy girl having fun with her friends .
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 04, 2009, 04:13:23 PM

#2
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 04, 2009, 04:15:25 PM

#3
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 04, 2009, 04:16:06 PM

#4
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 04, 2009, 04:16:47 PM

#5 ...... Just having fun here guys... nothing suspicious at all
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 04, 2009, 04:17:27 PM

#6
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 04, 2009, 04:18:26 PM

#7  ;D
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 04, 2009, 04:19:06 PM

#8
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 04, 2009, 04:20:42 PM

#9
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 04, 2009, 04:21:16 PM

#10
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Jizzacked on February 04, 2009, 04:21:58 PM

#5 ...... Just having fun here guys... nothing suspicious at all

lmao @ "strongman ron"
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 04, 2009, 04:22:08 PM

#11
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Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 04, 2009, 04:23:29 PM

#12
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 04, 2009, 04:24:12 PM

#13
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: webcake on February 04, 2009, 04:25:01 PM
LMAO.....schmoe squatting will be the next olympic sport!
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 04, 2009, 04:27:02 PM

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Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 04, 2009, 04:27:57 PM

#15
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Hedgehog on February 04, 2009, 04:31:45 PM

#15

It said her name was Lyla.

My guess her real name is Twila.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: QuakerOats on February 04, 2009, 04:33:27 PM
hahahahhahahaa, the mask is hilarious. ;D
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: TrueGrit on February 04, 2009, 04:34:53 PM

#9

Could this guy be any more queer?
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: TrueGrit on February 04, 2009, 04:36:25 PM

#10

This video is some surreal David Lynch type shit. The schmoe takes his cat to the hotel, gets on the she-man's back and the cat watches. The cat is like ..wtf?
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 04, 2009, 04:41:40 PM
This video is some surreal David Lynch type shit. The schmoe takes his cat to the hotel, gets on the she-man's back and the cat watches. The cat is like ..wtf?
Hahahahah she looks like a starwars At-St when he gets on her back hahahahahah

Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: TrueGrit on February 04, 2009, 04:42:47 PM
Hahahahah she looks like an At-St when he gets on her back hahahahahah



LMAO
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Ursus on February 04, 2009, 04:44:12 PM
In fairness there are like 3-4 girls and one guy.

While the guy might be getting something sexual out of it it isnt really a sexual act at all.

It doesnt seem to be sordid secret and illicit...other girls viewing it and Jen was happy to upload the vid.

I am dubious about all this
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 04, 2009, 04:46:45 PM
LMAO
Hahahah fucking video comparison of the year right here



Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Ursus on February 04, 2009, 04:53:01 PM
leafy what is your obsession with jen?

what happened?
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: DeltsaForce on February 04, 2009, 04:54:28 PM
The irony is that Squadfather does not live in a trailer and unlike 90% of you, he owns his own home. The irony of teenage dropouts and middle aged failures who live with their disappointed parents saying this stuff is immense.

I bet only a tiny fraction of you people even own the place you live in. Most of you are unwelcome squatters

HAHAHAHHAHA Laughing at the one person who actually does own his own house. Yes, house.
that is fucking bullshit shitma. the details of squads trailer are known to many. you should stfu tool.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Hedgehog on February 04, 2009, 04:57:09 PM
In fairness there are like 3-4 girls and one guy.

While the guy might be getting something sexual out of it it isnt really a sexual act at all.

It doesnt seem to be sordid secret and illicit...other girls viewing it and Jen was happy to upload the vid.

I am dubious about all this

Easy there Mr Goody-Two-Shoes.

Didn't knew those words was even in your vocabulary. 8)


Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: DeltsaForce on February 04, 2009, 04:59:12 PM
this slut could be shown sucking a dick and still people on here would start trying to defend it as people messing around and it being no big deal.
she left her job to become a cam whore. it's a sad, pathetic and cautionary tale.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Ursus on February 04, 2009, 05:00:54 PM
Easy there Mr Goody-Two-Shoes.

Didn't knew those words was even in your vocabulary. 8)




I be eatin bred cos it taks gud
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: TooMuchMuscle4U on February 04, 2009, 05:11:14 PM
I be eatin bred cos it taks gud

Dipped in whisky? Ya irish drunk. ;)
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Ursus on February 04, 2009, 05:12:56 PM
yes in wisky and giness tasts dead gud and makes me wel strong and biger too
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Camel Jockey on February 04, 2009, 05:14:47 PM
I want to fuck the chick in the video
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 04, 2009, 05:19:13 PM
I want to fuck the chick in the video

This one?
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: DeltsaForce on February 04, 2009, 05:21:23 PM
I want to fuck the chick in the video

thats what traileroats says every day. except he means a specific "chick"
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: TrueGrit on February 04, 2009, 05:28:08 PM

This one?

There's some cute pussy in that room...it just ain't human.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: DeltsaForce on February 04, 2009, 07:18:24 PM
ok, so despite the lies, deletions and denials we can say with certainty that she traded her dignity , morals and sexuality for easy money to play sex games with perverts and do cam whoring. what a sad and depressing comment on the human condition. her parents must be devestated. imagine her old man seeing her squatting men like that and that guy said she even do "favors" to earn more money.
Title: Re: Does schmoe squatting have a place in powerlifting?
Post by: Tre on February 04, 2009, 08:38:27 PM
i'm not judging you but you strike me as the kind of guy who likes to get slapped around and manhandled by beefy "athletes" every once in a while

care to share any footage of said events tre ?

I may have lost a couple of wrestling matches in my day, but only once did I not have a great time with that foreplay. 

Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: 11venthhour on February 04, 2009, 08:39:27 PM
In fairness there are like 3-4 girls and one guy.

While the guy might be getting something sexual out of it it isn't really a sexual act at all.

It doesn't seem to be sordid secret and illicit...other girls viewing it and Jen was happy to upload the vid.

I am dubious about all this

i would have to agree with this. most of the other videos with female BBs looked like they were preparing for another day in the office, where as she looks like she is having a good time. also, wouldn't she just go to chick and have the thread deleted if it really did show something that she didn't want us to see?
oh well maybe i am naive, it just didn't seem like anything wrong was going down, and if there was something going down it really didn't seem anything worse than some shit i have seen in day to day life.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Pecs on February 04, 2009, 08:41:37 PM
well.... different folks got different tastes
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 04, 2009, 08:43:36 PM
well.... different folks got different tastes
Is that what you say to the pedophiles?
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: HTexan on February 04, 2009, 08:51:50 PM
Is that what you say to the pedophiles?
lol owned.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: jtsunami on February 04, 2009, 09:01:02 PM
she is so cute in the video and when she says "supa sta" it is the cutest moment LOL  :D
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The BEAST on February 04, 2009, 09:12:33 PM
hahaha, still talking about this video-it is quite amusing.  Its funny because I watch the video and try to figure out why some of you have such issues with it, it makes me laugh.  Nationals was a great time,  maybe it sucks because I actually get to go to the shows and regardless of if I am competing or not I have a great time.  Sorry that I am not "living up" to all your very high standards but I am enjoying my life, laughing every day and accomplishing my own goals.  

Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: jtsunami on February 04, 2009, 09:19:50 PM
hahaha, still talking about this video-it is quite amusing.  Its funny because I watch the video and try to figure out why some of you have such issues with it, it makes me laugh.  Nationals was a great time,  maybe it sucks because I actually get to go to the shows and regardless of if I am competing or not I have a great time.  Sorry that I am not "living up" to all your very high standards but I am enjoying my life, laughing every day and accomplishing my own goals. 



Jenny don't worry the same pumpkin heads obsess over The Wizard of Truth all day while they sit in their garbage encased trailers.  They are the lowest of the low, like coch roaches no one pays any attention to them in real life so they will come on here to get attention.  You are a great girl and amazing in so many ways.  I love your sayings in the video.

jt
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 04, 2009, 09:26:37 PM
hahaha, still talking about this video-it is quite amusing.  Its funny because I watch the video and try to figure out why some of you have such issues with it, it makes me laugh.  Nationals was a great time,  maybe it sucks because I actually get to go to the shows and regardless of if I am competing or not I have a great time.  Sorry that I am not "living up" to all your very high standards but I am enjoying my life, laughing every day and accomplishing my own goals.  


If you enjoy being crouched in the fetal position quivering while some schmoe in a paper bag stands over you then i guess there is really nothing we can do to save you. Some people are sadists.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: HTexan on February 04, 2009, 09:45:36 PM
hahaha, still talking about this video-it is quite amusing.  Its funny because I watch the video and try to figure out why some of you have such issues with it, it makes me laugh.  Nationals was a great time,  maybe it sucks because I actually get to go to the shows and regardless of if I am competing or not I have a great time.  Sorry that I am not "living up" to all your very high standards but I am enjoying my life, laughing every day and accomplishing my own goals.  


that's you?
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The BEAST on February 04, 2009, 09:47:53 PM
Here's another squatting video for all you that are interested in my videos. 


Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Fatpanda on February 04, 2009, 11:39:16 PM
leafy what is your obsession with jen?

what happened?

he's jealous that jen has a better physique than him, she is stronger than him, she is natural, she wins shows, and i bet jen could kick his ass too. All the while enjoying life doing what she loves for a living. While
poor leafy hates himself so much he feels he has to attack a lady over the internet both through himself and multiple gimmicks to feel better about himself.

Also i think he has some sort of crush on her, why else would he obsess over her like this  :-\

this slut could be shown sucking a dick and still people on here would start trying to defend it as people messing around and it being no big deal.
she left her job to become a cam whore. it's a sad, pathetic and cautionary tale.


you must be quite the sensitive homo to be so offended by that video or think it's sexually explicit.

Let me guess the only 'fun' you had as a boy involved you daddy playing hide the sausage with you.  :-X
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: HDPhysiques on February 05, 2009, 01:11:48 AM
Here's another squatting video for all you that are interested in my videos. 




Since your legs are that good at squatting now, it must mean you have a scissorhold worthy of CrushWrestling.com ??   ;) @ Jen
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Samourai Pizzacat on February 05, 2009, 03:35:32 AM
I expected much more schmoeism from the vid: a few squats, the guy yelling 'help', the other woman tapping the guys butt, it all points to an in promptu joke, not a session. If you want to accuse someone of doing sessions you'll have to do much better than this. I'm all for Getbig outing schmoes left and right, but this doesn't make the cut.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Tre on February 05, 2009, 06:03:59 AM
I expected much more schmoeism from the vid: a few squats, the guy yelling 'help', the other woman tapping the guys butt, it all points to an in promptu joke, not a session. If you want to accuse someone of doing sessions you'll have to do much better than this. I'm all for Getbig outing schmoes left and right, but this doesn't make the cut.

QFT.

BTW, Jen's an amazing athlete, especially for a bodybuilder. 
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: CQ on February 05, 2009, 06:09:11 AM
Here's another squatting video for all you that are interested in my videos. 




I'm impressed [seriously]. Great squat. :o

I can't even unrack that, and if I did I would just be smashed into the ground.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: FOXTROT-1 on February 05, 2009, 07:04:24 AM


The schmoe cheat curl. Not an easy lift.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 05, 2009, 07:49:20 AM


The schmoe cheat curl. Not an easy lift.
Thank for that Foxtrot. You are truly good on the detective work. You should join the A-team  :).

he's jealous that jen has a better physique than him, she is stronger than him, she is natural, she wins shows, and i bet jen could kick his ass too. All the while enjoying life doing what she loves for a living. While
poor leafy hates himself so much he feels he has to attack a lady over the internet both through himself and multiple gimmicks to feel better about himself.

Also i think he has some sort of crush on her, why else would he obsess over her like this  :-\
 

you must be quite the sensitive homo to be so offended by that video or think it's sexually explicit.

Let me guess the only 'fun' you had as a boy involved you daddy playing hide the sausage with you.  :-X
Yeah that's it  ::). Maybe i need to do some soul searching and take a look at my own like  ::)  ;D
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: EwaBeachBoy on February 05, 2009, 08:02:53 AM
Here's another squatting video for all you that are interested in my videos. 




Im a big fan of Fear Factory. Great music in that video!
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: EwaBeachBoy on February 05, 2009, 08:05:09 AM
Here's another squatting video for all you that are interested in my videos. 




Jen, Im a firm believer that a squat does a booty good.

I saw your booty in Jeans at the Olympia expo and it looked delectible!

Please dont ever stop squating! Youre doing a good thing!
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 05, 2009, 08:05:57 AM

Yes, i like the body hammer. Always gets me really pumped up.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: EwaBeachBoy on February 05, 2009, 08:12:46 AM

Yes, i like the body hammer. Always gets me really pumped up.

Leafy, you know great music!

My favorite Fear Factory song is Demanufacture. Gets me pissed off when I work out!



"Revenge so strong, taste it on my tongue!"

"My gun will be your angel of mercy!"

I got no more %$# damn regret! I got no more %$# damn respect!
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Nordic Beast on February 05, 2009, 08:55:01 AM
How can anyone justify and rationalize videos like that "squat schmoe" vid

you are just an object, and exploited as such, to the perverts who are sexually gratified by this strange fetish of hormonized woman
----------if you were my sister or a member of my family I would be disgusted and shamed by your shameless behaviour :-\ :'(


there is something very gay about guys who are worshipers of juiced out female BBers--------in reality these "woman" are basically men, they even have testosterone levels far far higher than the average healthy 20yr old male
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: FOXTROT-1 on February 05, 2009, 11:02:55 AM


The schmoe cheat curl. Not an easy lift.

Some people can't do real jobs.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: MindSpin on February 05, 2009, 11:08:26 AM
hahaha, still talking about this video-it is quite amusing.  Its funny because I watch the video and try to figure out why some of you have such issues with it, it makes me laugh.  Nationals was a great time,  maybe it sucks because I actually get to go to the shows and regardless of if I am competing or not I have a great time.  Sorry that I am not "living up" to all your very high standards but I am enjoying my life, laughing every day and accomplishing my own goals. 



I don't think people have an issue with it...to each their own.  It's more a matter of disappointment.  You seem like a nice girl, but you're now getting paid to squat horny guys :-\

Just curious Jennifer, what do you get paid to squat Schmoes?
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: BIG_STI on February 05, 2009, 12:31:58 PM
Jen, Im a firm believer that a squat does a booty good.

I saw your booty in Jeans at the Olympia expo and it looked delectible!

Please dont ever stop squating! Youre doing a good thing!

Where did this schmoe come from, add him to the list of known schmoes.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: EwaBeachBoy on February 05, 2009, 12:37:42 PM
Where did this schmoe come from, add him to the list of known schmoes.

Hey! At least im lusting over a beautiful female....

Im not the evil, sick kinda schmoe that fantasizes about men!
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: CAPTAIN INSANO on February 05, 2009, 12:43:39 PM
Where did this schmoe come from, add him to the list of known schmoes.

Wolfgang!

To end the war against schmoes.  ;D
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Tre on February 05, 2009, 01:54:32 PM
It's more a matter of disappointment.  You seem like a nice girl, but you're now getting paid to squat horny guys

Why are you so uptight?

Get that stick out of your ass and live, man! 

Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: drkaje on February 05, 2009, 01:56:18 PM
Why are you so uptight?

Get that stick out of your ass and live, man! 



Have you ben curled or squatted? :)
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: DeltsaForce on February 05, 2009, 01:56:49 PM
Why are you so uptight?

Get that stick out of your ass and live, man! 



what's "living" ? being a schmoe whose wife leaves him out of disgust for his perversion and exploration of abused girls?
going out and buying a ps3 when you're too old to play it, wow, living the dream baby ::)
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: MindSpin on February 05, 2009, 03:06:16 PM
Why are you so uptight?

Get that stick out of your ass and live, man! 



Her parents must be real proud.  I can just Imagine the conversation with her dad:

Dad - umm Jennifer, I came across some confusing videos of you on-line

Jennifer - uh...what videos (gulp!)

Dad - it was you in some hotel room squatting up & down with a guy on your shoulders ???

Jennifer - Oh that video.  It's nothing daddy.  We were just goofing around.

Dad - Really?  Would you happen to know what the word "Schmoe" means?

Jennifer - uh...no...

Dad - it says on the website, that "schmoes" pay money to girls in exchange for being squatted...

Jennifer - huh.  weird.  wouldn't know anything about it.

------- long uncomfortable silence -----------

Dad - well if you say so....so, can you squat me?
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Nordic Beast on February 05, 2009, 03:09:18 PM
Her parents must be real proud.  I can just Imagine the conversation with her dad:

Dad - umm Jennifer, I came across some confusing videos of you on-line

Jennifer - uh...what videos (gulp!)

Dad - it was you in some hotel room squatting up & down with a guy on your shoulders ???

Jennifer - Oh that video.  It's nothing daddy.  We were just goofing around.

Dad - Really?  Would you happen to know what the word "Schmoe" means?

Jennifer - uh...no...

Dad - it says on the website, that "schmoes" pay money to girls in exchange for being squatted...

Jennifer - huh.  weird.  wouldn't know anything about it.

------- long uncomfortable silence -----------

Dad - well if you say so....so, can you squat me?
HAHAHAHAHahahah

seriously what woman with any pride whatsoever engages in such shameless exploitive behavior ???------she's catering to some perverts weird sexual fetish and being taped and posted the internet to top it off :-\
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Thin Lizzy on February 05, 2009, 03:21:51 PM
Just curious Jennifer, what do you get paid to squat Schmoes?


Single joint movements (Schmoe Curls, Schmoe Extensions), the rate is $5 per rep.

Compound movements (Schmoe Squats, Incline Schmoe Presses) $10 per rep.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Tre on February 05, 2009, 05:51:43 PM
Have you ben curled or squatted? :)

I'm not into L&C myself, but I've pretty done it all - wrestling, muscle appreciation, armwrestling, sketches, etc.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: DeltsaForce on February 05, 2009, 05:54:43 PM
I'm not into L&C myself, but I've pretty done it all - wrestling, muscle appreciation, armwrestling, sketches, etc.

you seem very effeminate, enjoying being treated like a little bitch.
you do shit with guys to?
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Tre on February 05, 2009, 06:01:25 PM
what's "living" ? being a schmoe whose wife leaves him out of disgust for his perversion and exploration of abused girls?
going out and buying a ps3 when you're too old to play it, wow, living the dream baby ::)   

I don't ever plan to be too old to have fun. 

Although I've still got a healthy mortgage on the house and haven't paid my tax bill for 2008, I earn a decent living and don't owe anyone any money. 

I'm gradually getting my health back and I'm lighter and feel better than I have been in years.  You keep playing that card, but the marriage I was in was not the marriage for me.  Now I can date whomever I want, which is great for my well-being. 

I have my peace and quiet - even when I have guests like Lyndsay or Maryann over - and no one is nagging me at all.  If I decide to go play poker tonite, I can do it here in Cali without having to listen to any b.s. about it. 

If a friend texts me, I don't get the 3rd degree. 

I'm starring in my own reality show.  Well, I wouldn't exactly call myself the star, but I am featured prominently in it.

All that, and I get the honor (and pleasure) of having beautiful, fit women living with me each month.  So far, at least, they have all done the shopping, cooking, and have kept the place looking great. 

I wouldn't trade my present life for anyone else's in the world, period. 
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: DeltsaForce on February 05, 2009, 06:04:44 PM
I don't ever plan to be too old to have fun. 

Although I've still got a healthy mortgage on the house and haven't paid my tax bill for 2008, I earn a decent living and don't owe anyone any money. 

I'm gradually getting my health back and I'm lighter and feel better than I have been in years.  You keep playing that card, but the marriage I was in was not the marriage for me.  Now I can date whomever I want, which is great for my well-being. 

I have my peace and quiet - even when I have guests like Lyndsay or Maryann over - and no one is nagging me at all.  If I decide to go play poker tonite, I can do it here in Cali without having to listen to any b.s. about it. 

If a friend texts me, I don't get the 3rd degree. 

I'm starring in my own reality show.  Well, I wouldn't exactly call myself the star, but I am featured prominently in it.

All that, and I get the honor (and pleasure) of having beautiful, fit women living with me each month.  So far, at least, they have all done the shopping, cooking, and have kept the place looking great. 

I wouldn't trade my present life for anyone else's in the world, period. 

wtf? this is getbig, not Ricki Lake
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Tre on February 05, 2009, 06:05:58 PM
you seem very effeminate, enjoying being treated like a little bitch.
you do shit with guys to?

I leave that to the guys like you, but what you're into doesn't bother me at all. 

I'm only into women. 
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: DeltsaForce on February 05, 2009, 06:07:26 PM
I leave that to the guys like you, but what you're into doesn't bother me at all. 

I'm only into women now. 
so you're stating that you never did shit with another guy?
no guy could ever come out the woodwork and say you did x or y ?
think carefully
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Tre on February 05, 2009, 06:08:13 PM
More of Jeff at work:

(http://femflex.net/images/fun/theschmoelife01.jpg)
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: DeltsaForce on February 06, 2009, 12:07:52 AM
good chest development bro

(http://www.ftppv.com/ftvideo/attachment.php?attachmentid=8126&stc=1&d=1171870009)
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: DeltsaForce on February 06, 2009, 12:19:32 AM
you look pretty happy bro.
good luck to ya

(http://tour.ftvideo.com/content/genex/articles/11.2007_side_dish/540322.jpg)
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: freespirit on February 06, 2009, 07:58:35 AM
you look pretty happy bro.
good luck to ya

(http://tour.ftvideo.com/content/genex/articles/11.2007_side_dish/540322.jpg)

That's Tre and Sarah Dunlap. Tre is a good lad, but he shouldn't waist his time to talk shit about soccer (European) football.   >:(
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Mars on February 06, 2009, 08:00:05 AM
does tre trains?
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: freespirit on February 06, 2009, 08:01:17 AM
does tre trains?

I don't think he likes to do a train. 
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: kyomu on February 06, 2009, 08:01:42 AM
does tre trains?
Good question. Fitness industry business men are all out of shape.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 06, 2009, 08:42:47 AM
good chest development bro

(http://www.ftppv.com/ftvideo/attachment.php?attachmentid=8126&stc=1&d=1171870009)
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Tre on February 06, 2009, 09:15:13 AM
That's Tre and Sarah Dunlap. Tre is a good lad, but he shouldn't waist his time to talk shit about soccer (European) football.   >:(

LOL!  Thanks, bro. 

I just hate on soccer, because - like ice hockey - it doesn't play well on TV. 

I actually played on the club team at my school and then played a season while I was in the military.  ;)
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Tre on February 06, 2009, 09:28:34 AM
does tre train?

Did for years, then got out of it for a long, long time and let myself go.  Only very recently have I recommitted myself to working out and eating right and now that I'm living on my own, it's been a much easier change than I thought it would be.  My body aged a lot over the past couple of years, but is enjoying the training, so far. 

I've dropped 20 lbs (almost all fat) since November, but still have a long way to go. 

I'm excited about what is to come this year, and to make things a little more interesting, my friend and I are doing a series of physical challenges, including a weight-loss race between now and the Arnold.  I haven't had to diet hard in years, but have no problem flipping the switch.  :)

Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: robins on February 06, 2009, 10:01:01 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=262125.0;attach=303337;image)

 ;D
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: MindSpin on February 06, 2009, 10:02:19 AM
who get credit for that pic...it's hilarious.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: HTexan on February 06, 2009, 10:29:25 AM
any arms shots tre?
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 06, 2009, 10:30:31 AM
who get credit for that pic...it's hilarious.
I made it
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: MindSpin on February 06, 2009, 10:39:28 AM
I made it

brilliant.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: EwaBeachBoy on February 06, 2009, 10:41:59 AM
I made it

You need to edit it where thier is a loaf or log or hershey squirts coming out of Jen LOL
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: HTexan on February 06, 2009, 10:47:47 AM
I made it
add vince ;D
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 06, 2009, 10:47:58 AM
You need to edit it where thier is a loaf or log or hershey squirts coming out of Jen LOL
I actually thought about taking the diarrhea out of tub girl and putting it on jeff hahahaha
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: EwaBeachBoy on February 06, 2009, 10:56:14 AM
I actually thought about taking the diarrhea out of tub girl and putting it on jeff hahahaha

That'll make the schmoes want even more in a sick way ;)  LOL

And we know there are sick schmoes who love it when women shit in their mouths!!
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: TrueGrit on February 06, 2009, 11:06:53 AM
Leafy, it's perfect..one of the funniest pics I've ever seen..
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Mars on February 06, 2009, 11:22:26 AM
add vince ;D

haha yeah.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 06, 2009, 11:39:16 AM
I'll do it when i get back from class  ;D
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Tre on February 06, 2009, 12:22:55 PM
any arms shots tre?

Nothing yet.  My arms were never bigger than 16-1/2, though, so GetBiggers have nothing to fear.   :D
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: jtsunami on February 06, 2009, 12:29:58 PM
Tre looks like OJ Simpson
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Post by: The BEAST on February 06, 2009, 12:42:29 PM
a few from the Olympia this year
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Post by: FOXTROT-1 on February 06, 2009, 12:50:35 PM
a few from the Olympia this year

charitable you help homeless people Beasty.
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Post by: jtsunami on February 06, 2009, 12:51:56 PM
Jenny great eye makeup how long does it take to do them?

jt
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Post by: DeltsaForce on February 06, 2009, 01:02:43 PM
tre, you dont' look early 30s bro
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Post by: DeltsaForce on February 06, 2009, 01:11:26 PM
interview with the beast. i do kinda laugh at how she tries to make stripping and talking dirty to jerking off schmoes sound businesslike and professional :


Please describe a typical day in the life of Jennifer Lynn Cowan.
It use to start with cardio so now I get to sleep in a little bit  Normally I get up at 8ish, have my protein pancakes and get ready for work. Some day I go into work for Pride Nutrition and others I just boot up my computer from the comfort of my couch and log into herbicepscam.com and my email to start work.
Of course the whole day I think about food and if I am at home I watch the food network religiously. I dream about having Ina Garten (the Barefoot Contessa) come cook for me, when I wake up I go cook myself egg whites or chicken…yum yum.
Anytime between 4 and 7 I will head to the gym, normally with my training partner Casey and we hit it hard. Come home, eat, work a little more and crash until the next day. Currently I started Season 5 of 24 (love that it is on DVD) so that is what I look forward to most when I am finished training…getting down and dirty with Jack Bauer.



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Post by: The BEAST on February 06, 2009, 01:12:38 PM
Jenny great eye makeup how long does it take to do them?

jt

it takes me about 3-4 minutes to do normal makeup...maybe 6-7 to do it dark
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Post by: FOXTROT-1 on February 06, 2009, 01:14:37 PM
it takes me about 3-4 minutes to do normal makeup...maybe 6-7 to do it dark

Why do you degrade yourself by putting men on your back and letting tre dry hump you?

No wonder that old dude left you. Who would let thier wife do that shit? To think you wanted kids with him aswell.
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Post by: The BEAST on February 06, 2009, 01:16:18 PM
interview with the beast. i do kinda laugh at how she tries to make stripping and talking dirty to jerking off schmoes sound businesslike and professional :


Please describe a typical day in the life of Jennifer Lynn Cowan.
It use to start with cardio so now I get to sleep in a little bit  Normally I get up at 8ish, have my protein pancakes and get ready for work. Some day I go into work for Pride Nutrition and others I just boot up my computer from the comfort of my couch and log into herbicepscam.com and my email to start work.
Of course the whole day I think about food and if I am at home I watch the food network religiously. I dream about having Ina Garten (the Barefoot Contessa) come cook for me, when I wake up I go cook myself egg whites or chicken…yum yum.
Anytime between 4 and 7 I will head to the gym, normally with my training partner Casey and we hit it hard. Come home, eat, work a little more and crash until the next day. Currently I started Season 5 of 24 (love that it is on DVD) so that is what I look forward to most when I am finished training…getting down and dirty with Jack Bauer.



Once again I can go through my actual job with you...I am an ADMINISTRATOR on the site.  I know that word is LONG and you might now know what it means but yes I actually help to RUN the site.    ::)

It is nice to know you are still obsessed with me and all that I do.  I was worrying since there were only 2 threads going on about me today, lmao.  Keep searching, I think there are some new youtube videos that you haven't found yet....

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Post by: The BEAST on February 06, 2009, 01:16:53 PM


No wonder that old dude left you. Who would let thier wife do that shit? To think you wanted kids with him aswell.


Get your facts straight honey
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Post by: FOXTROT-1 on February 06, 2009, 01:17:43 PM

Once again I can go through my actual job with you...I am an ADMINISTRATOR on the site.  I know that word is LONG and you might now know what it means but yes I actually help to RUN the site.    ::)

It is nice to know you are still obsessed with me and all that I do.  I was worrying since there were only 2 threads going on about me today, lmao.  Keep searching, I think there are some new youtube videos that you haven't found yet....



you are a joke.  ::)
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Post by: FOXTROT-1 on February 06, 2009, 01:19:31 PM

Get your facts straight honey

 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Post by: MindSpin on February 06, 2009, 01:19:36 PM

Once again I can go through my actual job with you...I am an ADMINISTRATOR on the site.  I know that word is LONG and you might now know what it means but yes I actually help to RUN the site.    ::)

It is nice to know you are still obsessed with me and all that I do.  I was worrying since there were only 2 threads going on about me today, lmao.  Keep searching, I think there are some new youtube videos that you haven't found yet....



What do your parents think about you "administrating" the site?
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Post by: The BEAST on February 06, 2009, 01:19:47 PM
you are a joke.  ::)

and yet all you can do is think about me and research me...intersting choice on your part.
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Post by: The BEAST on February 06, 2009, 01:21:58 PM
What do your parents think about you "administrating" the site?

My parents are both supportive of my choices as an ADULT...I am not hurting anyone, I get to compete and travel to shows and enjoy what I am doing.  There are VERY few people who actually enjoy working and the people they work with, I consider myself lucky.   
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Post by: MindSpin on February 06, 2009, 01:22:07 PM
I just looked at herbicepscam.com.  Fooking disgusting.  It's a bunch of oiled up trannies doing webcam porn :-X
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Post by: DeltsaForce on February 06, 2009, 01:22:42 PM
Jennifer are you same Jennifer Cowan on suite 101 who had those terrible things done to you?
if so then I am truly sorry and won;t judge you all.
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Post by: jtsunami on February 06, 2009, 01:23:28 PM
it takes me about 3-4 minutes to do normal makeup...maybe 6-7 to do it dark

Jenny thanks for answering my question, I think the dark looks very hot!

jt
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Post by: Tre on February 06, 2009, 01:23:42 PM
tre, you dont' look early 30s bro

Late 30s, but I don't worry about the years at all anymore now that I'm single.  I've already felt the effects of time slowing down and moving in reverse since I moved into my own place. 

Why do you degrade yourself by putting men on your back and letting tre dry hump you?

No wonder that old dude left you. Who would let thier wife do that shit? To think you wanted kids with him aswell.

Jen and I are work associates and have a professional - yet fun - working relationship.  There's nothing untoward about our conduct with one another.

She definitely has her pick of men, however.  When you're as smart, funny, and attractive as she is, you're a good catch and any man would be lucky to have the opportunity to date her.  Don't be mad that she's so selective...she's worth it.

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Post by: FOXTROT-1 on February 06, 2009, 01:23:59 PM
and yet all you can do is think about me and research me...intersting choice on your part.

and all those things show you for the joke you are in life. I bet you have sucked many a schmoe dick for money.

No wonder granps couldnt handle it. Were we looking for a father figure to rebel against?
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Post by: ripitupbaby on February 06, 2009, 01:24:31 PM
a few from the Olympia this year


Cute dress Jenn ;)
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Post by: FOXTROT-1 on February 06, 2009, 01:25:29 PM
I just looked at herbicepscam.com.  Fooking disgusting.  It's a bunch of oiled up trannies doing webcam porn :-X

Yep thats exactly what it is. Its her job to act as the site pimp and get girls to do it.
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Post by: DeltsaForce on February 06, 2009, 01:26:42 PM
Jennifer are you same Jennifer Cowan on suite 101?
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Post by: FOXTROT-1 on February 06, 2009, 01:28:59 PM
Late 30s, but I don't worry about the years at all anymore now that I'm single.  I've already felt the effects of time slowing down and moving in reverse since I moved into my own place. 

Jen and I are work associates and have a professional - yet fun - working relationship.  There's nothing untoward about our conduct with one another.

She definitely has her pick of men, however.  When you're as smart, funny, and attractive as she is, you're a good catch and any man would be lucky to have the opportunity to date her.  Don't be mad that she's so selective...she's worth it.


Tre when are you next appearing on bumfights?

Was it worth having your marraige fail just so you could get to film a bunch of misfits wrestle, squat and grapple each other?

Do you not think about what the children must think?
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Post by: CAPTAIN INSANO on February 06, 2009, 01:29:59 PM
I just looked at herbicepscam.com.  Fooking disgusting.  It's a bunch of oiled up trannies doing webcam porn :-X

 ;D ;D
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Post by: Tre on February 06, 2009, 01:31:15 PM

We do look good together, though ;):

(http://femflex.net/images/fun/jentre2008atlanta.jpg)
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Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 06, 2009, 01:32:16 PM

Cute dress Jenn ;)

SHUT YOUR BIG BUTT UP!! This thread is about Jenny and schmoe squatting and how she "administrates" a porn site.
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Post by: The BEAST on February 06, 2009, 01:33:19 PM
Jennifer are you same Jennifer Cowan on suite 101?

wht is that

and it isn't porn...no bottom nudity is allowed on the site...that would be porn
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Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 06, 2009, 01:34:04 PM
We do look good together, though ;):

(http://femflex.net/images/fun/jentre2008atlanta.jpg)

Here is exclusive video of Tre and Jenny after someone mocked her "administration duties" on Herbiceps.
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Post by: Tre on February 06, 2009, 01:36:50 PM
Tre when are you next appearing on bumfights?

If you'd like to a custom video of me fighting your favorite female wrestler, I'll give you the GetBig discount price of $750 (regular price is $1200). 

Quote
Was it worth having your marraige fail just so you could get to film a bunch of misfits wrestle, squat and grapple each other?

You want my former marriage?  You can have it.  It wasn't for me.  My decision to leave had *nothing* to do with my occupation and everything to do with my decision to live a life of freedom and happiness, not restriction and drama. 
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Post by: DeltsaForce on February 06, 2009, 01:37:42 PM
wht is that

and it isn't porn...no bottom nudity is allowed on the site...that would be porn

http://www.suite101.com/profile.cfm/victim52

Very, very sad. Many think it was you as you have had trouble holding down relationships with men and have used sex for profit as you have low esteem and feel its all you have to offer, your body.
Classic victim of abuse mindset and I feel very bad for you.
This is why I'm angry with Tre. He is using your past as an excuse to profit sexually and financially from your emotional turmoil. Of course, if it is not you then this not correct but I was told it is you and if so I would like to kill the scum who did that to you at such an innocent time.
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Post by: Tre on February 06, 2009, 01:37:58 PM
Here is exclusive video of Tre and Jenny after someone mocked her "administration duties" on Herbiceps.

Everyone knows I prefer hanging out with women who can fight.

That's not news, Turbo. 

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Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 06, 2009, 01:39:08 PM
wht is that

and it isn't porn...no bottom nudity is allowed on the site...that would be porn
Then what do you call exposing your tits all over camera like you did for me last night? I thought we had something special  :-\. Now that i know you do it for everyone i know im nobody special now.
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Post by: The BEAST on February 06, 2009, 01:39:56 PM
http://www.suite101.com/profile.cfm/victim52

Very, very sad. Many think it was you as you have had trouble holding down relationships with men and have used sex for profit as you have low esteem and feel its all you have to offer, your body.
Classic victim of abuse mindset and I feel very bad for you.
This is why I'm angry with Tre. He is using your past as an excuse to profit sexually and financially from your emotional turmoil. Of course, if it is not you then this not correct but I was told it is you and if so I would like to kill the scum who did that to you at such an innocent time.

that is obviously not me but that is not funny...you are pathetic
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Post by: The BEAST on February 06, 2009, 01:41:54 PM
Then what do you call exposing your tits all over camera like you did for me last night? I thought we had something special  :-\. Now that i know you do it for everyone i know im nobody special now.

a dream??  you just can't get me out of your head...
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Post by: DeltsaForce on February 06, 2009, 01:42:55 PM
that is obviously not me but that is not funny...you are pathetic

I wasn't joking. I think it's disgusting. Why is it obviously not you, I was told it was.
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Post by: jtsunami on February 06, 2009, 01:43:56 PM
Hey!  Isn't that your dress Rip?
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Post by: ripitupbaby on February 06, 2009, 01:45:16 PM
Hey!  Isn't that your dress Rip?

I have the same one in pink/black.  Beast and I shot pics in them together.  :)
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Post by: jtsunami on February 06, 2009, 01:46:16 PM
Jen are these hair extensions?  I like this look like a rocker bball girl chic, cute.

(http://femflex.net/images/fun/jentre2008atlanta.jpg)
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Post by: The BEAST on February 06, 2009, 01:48:04 PM
I wasn't joking. I think it's disgusting. Why is it obviously not you, I was told it was.

So you think rape is disgusting on the part of the victim?  And if you are serous and really think it is me you are a truly evil person to post such a devasting event about a person on a message board looking for approval from fellow trolls.  To make fun of me for possibly being raped, that is the kind of person you are??  

Thank God that isn't me for multiple reasons.    
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Post by: The Showstoppa on February 06, 2009, 01:49:29 PM
Who was the female on here with the ridiclous squat claims that sarcasm/squadfather/QO called out?
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Post by: Nordic Beast on February 06, 2009, 01:49:41 PM
http://www.suite101.com/profile.cfm/victim52

Very, very sad. Many think it was you as you have had trouble holding down relationships with men and have used sex for profit as you have low esteem and feel its all you have to offer, your body.
Classic victim of abuse mindset and I feel very bad for you.
This is why I'm angry with Tre. He is using your past as an excuse to profit sexually and financially from your emotional turmoil. Of course, if it is not you then this not correct but I was told it is you and if so I would like to kill the scum who did that to you at such an innocent time.
any woman (or man) who prostitutes has serious emotional issues and the vast majority have been the victim of molestation or rape

even if this is fake I would not be surprised if THe Beast has been a victim and has scars from teh past, this would explain the use of androgens and anabolics to drastically change her appearance and hormonal make-up.  Many victims of molestation continue the cycle of abuse by continuing to let people sexually exploit them.

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Post by: The BEAST on February 06, 2009, 01:49:58 PM
nope jt, its all me...no fake boobs, no fake lips, no fake hair...
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Post by: MindSpin on February 06, 2009, 01:51:05 PM
We do look good together, though ;):

(http://femflex.net/images/fun/jentre2008atlanta.jpg)

Cool specs.  What brand??
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Post by: The BEAST on February 06, 2009, 01:51:13 PM
Who was the female on here with the ridiclous squat claims that sarcasm/squadfather/QO called out?


BOOM


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Post by: The BEAST on February 06, 2009, 01:53:09 PM
Cool specs.  What brand??

:)  I don't know maybe Prada...I don't need them anymore though!!
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Post by: FOXTROT-1 on February 06, 2009, 01:53:41 PM
nope jt, its all me...no fake boobs, no fake lips, no fake hair...

It is just your personality and whole demeanor which is FAKE.   :D

You may not understand that but its worse than fake physical attributes Jennifer.


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Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 06, 2009, 01:53:52 PM
a dream??  you just can't get me out of your head...
Don't flatter yourself honey. Don't let the overweight and out of shape schmoes pump your ego too high because you really aren't anything special. If you had guys attracted to you you obviously wouldn't have to resort to showing your tits on camera. The fact that you are selling your body for 50 dollars a day so people can jack off to it is quite pathetic. Did you get a college education? If so what was your major? Do you have a degree? Why not try to get a real job or do you enjoy being an "administrator"?
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: DeltsaForce on February 06, 2009, 01:54:02 PM
any woman (or man) who prostitutes has serious emotional issues and the vast majority have been the victim of molestation or rape

even if this is fake I would not be surprised if THe Beast has been a victim and has scars from teh past, this would explain the use of androgens and anabolics to drastically change her appearance and hormonal make-up.  Many victims of molestation continue the cycle of abuse by continuing to let people sexually exploit them.



exactly bro. most porn actresses freely admit to being sexually abused from a young age. lets lot paper over the cracks here, jen is a sex industry worker. she does topless photoshoots and webcam sex. i dont see why she gets all puritanical on me. i genuinely feel for her as nobody with a sound, healthy and good mind choices to work in the sex industry. i bet you that in ten years she will be doing hardcore and sick fetish stuff and i was actually trying to help her: to save her from going down that predictable  path
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Post by: The Showstoppa on February 06, 2009, 01:54:37 PM

BOOM




That vid wouldn't play, but I found the other one of you....very impressive and with good depth.  I assume it was you he was calling out?
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 06, 2009, 01:55:29 PM
nope jt, its all me...no fake boobs, no fake lips, no fake hair...
Just 100 percent trannyesque body with no featurs.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The BEAST on February 06, 2009, 01:59:42 PM
exactly bro. most porn actresses freely admit to being sexually abused from a young age. lets lot paper over the cracks here, jen is a sex industry worker. she does topless photoshoots and webcam sex. i dont see why she gets all puritanical on me. i genuinely feel for her as nobody with a sound, healthy and good mind choices to work in the sex industry. i bet you that in ten years she will be doing hardcore and sick fetish stuff and i was actually trying to help her: to save her from going down that predictable  path

really??  prove it, as you have said a few times about this topless nonsense-POST the pics that you have of me topless I WANT to see them

 ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Post by: The BEAST on February 06, 2009, 02:01:28 PM
That vid wouldn't play, but I found the other one of you....very impressive and with good depth.  I assume it was you he was calling out?

Yes the True Adonis was OBSESSED just like Leafy and Delts and Fox are now about my squatting claims.  He would make 2 or 3 threads about it a day for a bit...sounds familiar.


thanks
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Post by: jtsunami on February 06, 2009, 02:02:16 PM
Wow Jen looks like your hair is extra long there.  Nice to know two gorgeous ladies around here Rip and you are all natural and real.  Gotta luv it.

A lot of jealous people in this thread, mad that you can make a living not having to work at the local gas station pumping gas for people like Jen as she goes around doing whatever she wants to during the day while you sit in the hot sun sweating and smelling like a rotten tomato.

jt
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: EwaBeachBoy on February 06, 2009, 02:02:41 PM
Jen.... I got something to say....

Breakin the law!!! Breakin ther law!!!


LOL!!
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Tre on February 06, 2009, 02:03:13 PM
Don't flatter yourself honey. Don't let the overweight and out of shape schmoes pump your ego too high because you really aren't anything special. If you had guys attracted to you you obviously wouldn't have to resort to showing your tits on camera. The fact that you are selling your body for 50 dollars a day so people can jack off to it is quite pathetic. Did you get a college education? If so what was your major? Do you have a degree? Why not try to get a real job or do you enjoy being an "administrator"?

She's the #3 decision-maker in a small business that paid out well over $1 million in commissions to independent contractors (models) in 2008.  That success was due in large part to her work. 

And what is it you do again? 
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 06, 2009, 02:04:29 PM
 
Jen.... I got something to say....

Breakin the law!!! Breakin ther law!!!


LOL!!
;D
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 06, 2009, 02:05:13 PM
She's the #3 decision-maker in a small business that paid out well over $1 million in commissions to independent contractors (models) in 2008.  That success was due in large part to her work. 

And what is it you do again? 
Wow!! I didn't know a prostitute could make that much. She is number 3 prostitute in all of Herbiceps.com. VERY NICE!!!! I LIKE!!
(http://www.digital-tv.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/borat-high-five.jpg)

Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: BIG_STI on February 06, 2009, 02:06:41 PM
After reading through this thread it's obvious that "Tre" is getbigs top tit and number 1 schmoe.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The Showstoppa on February 06, 2009, 02:07:49 PM
After reading through this thread it's obvious that "Tre" is getbigs top tit and number 1 schmoe.

And he's ashen.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: EwaBeachBoy on February 06, 2009, 02:07:54 PM
Tre, I got something to say....

Breakin the law! Breakin the law!!

I heard it through the grape vine, you been breakin the law!!!

Monetary  as well as fluid transactions have been exchanged between hands and bodies ;)
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 06, 2009, 02:08:56 PM
She's the #3 decision-maker in a small business that paid out well over $1 million in commissions to independent contractors (models) in 2008.  That success was due in large part to her work. 

And what is it you do again? 
Im a student and i bodybuild and lift weights as a hobby. I plan on graduating with a degree in political science. I don't plan to do cam shows and i don't plan to sell my body for money. Much better then a self-glorified street pimp running a muscle fetish site.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: EwaBeachBoy on February 06, 2009, 02:09:56 PM
Im a student and i bodybuild and lift weights as a hobby. I plan on graduating with a degree in political science. I don't plan to do cam shows and i don't plan to sell my body for money. Much better then a self-glorified street pimp running a muscle fetish site.

Breakin the law! Breakin the law!!
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: EwaBeachBoy on February 06, 2009, 02:11:28 PM
Breakin the law! Breakin the law!!
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: EwaBeachBoy on February 06, 2009, 02:14:26 PM
I dont know about you but a dude riding a girls back like that is creepy!!

And then video taping it!

What next are you going to tape her taking a crap in the bathroom pushing out a great big log?

There is something wrong in the head with that therr fella!!
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Tre on February 06, 2009, 02:34:55 PM
Im a student and i bodybuild and lift weights as a hobby. I plan on graduating with a degree in political science. I don't plan to do cam shows and i don't plan to sell my body for money. Much better then a self-glorified street pimp running a muscle fetish site.

Outstanding. 

I speak for the entire HBC family when I wish you the best with your studies and career. 
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Army of One on February 06, 2009, 02:38:57 PM
Wow!! I didn't know a prostitute could make that much. She is number 3 prostitute in all of Herbiceps.com. VERY NICE!!!! I LIKE!!
(http://www.digital-tv.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/borat-high-five.jpg)



HAHA, I nearly spat my whey potein isolate on my monitor on that one  ;D
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: MindSpin on February 06, 2009, 02:41:12 PM
She's the #3 decision-maker in a small business that paid out well over $1 million in commissions to independent contractors (models) in 2008.  That success was due in large part to her work. 

And what is it you do again? 

Bwahahahahah!!11!11!!!!!!
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 06, 2009, 02:47:34 PM
Bwahahahahah!!11!11!!!!!!
Yes, she gets 3rd preference to decide which schmoes ride her piggy back
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: drkaje on February 06, 2009, 03:00:10 PM
If female muscle schmoes had a king it would be Tre. :)
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Tre on February 06, 2009, 04:32:37 PM
If female muscle schmoes had a king it would be Tre. :)

As my schmoeho pointed out, I'm just a guy living the schmoe dream, man. 

Since the move into Muscle Mansion, life has never been sweeter.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Army of One on February 06, 2009, 04:35:16 PM
As my schmoeho pointed out, I'm just a guy living the schmoe dream, man. 

Since the move into Muscle Mansion, life has never been sweeter.

How is the sex in the Muscle Mansion Tre?
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Camel Jockey on February 06, 2009, 04:40:18 PM
;D i take it as a compliment considering we went through all this yesterday.  Keep it coming boys-you can worship me too.  It must be tough being a noname behind a computer creating eloborate stories about the one you desire.

hahaha This coming from a chick that puts male hormones into her body and is delusional over her fame in some freak trade like bodybuilding.

The "noname" is essentially you in that you are accomplishing nothing except coming off as a mutant to general society. As the years pass you'll be at the midpoint between a dude and some ugly bitch with a giant clitoris. haha
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: TrueGrit on February 06, 2009, 04:44:01 PM
How is the sex in the Muscle Mansion Tre?

 Not sure he gets that. Seems like he gets curled around the bedroom and then they do a nutcracker protein fart on his head ..
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: drkaje on February 06, 2009, 05:18:52 PM
As my schmoeho pointed out, I'm just a guy living the schmoe dream, man. 

Since the move into Muscle Mansion, life has never been sweeter.

Muscle chicks ain't my thing, LOL!

I'm just giving respect where it's due. :)
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: TrueGrit on February 06, 2009, 05:28:58 PM
Muscle chicks ain't my thing, LOL!

I'm just giving respect where it's due. :)

The guy is happy as a pig in shit and few people can say that. Good luck to him.

Also, although the manbeasts are repugnant , some of those fitness/figures chicks are pretty fine.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 06, 2009, 05:38:34 PM
hahaha This coming from a chick that puts male hormones into her body and is delusional over her fame in some freak trade like bodybuilding.

The "noname" is essentially you in that you are accomplishing nothing except coming off as a mutant to general society. As the years pass you'll be at the midpoint between a dude and some ugly bitch with a giant clitoris. haha
Just think about how many times that little twit has cried after seeing these threads. I can see her now running on to herbiceps and loading up her cam to take her top off so she can get some form of attention from some foul loathsome schmoe located in some 3rd world country.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Nordic Beast on February 06, 2009, 09:48:07 PM
bump for whoring your dignity and body out to creepy schmoe perverts
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Tre on February 07, 2009, 06:15:47 AM
How is the sex in the Muscle Mansion Tre?

No complaints so far.  ;)

Muscle chicks ain't my thing, LOL!

I'm just giving respect where it's due. :)


Thanks, man.  I probably shouldn't whine as much as I do - I've been able to go away on my 'work weekends' and enjoy life for a minute for quite some time now.  I've only missed out on a couple of trips a year, maybe.  But as for being truly happy?  It's been a *long* time since I felt this way.  I still work my ass off, but there's a far greater payoff now.

Have you ever tried a musclechick?  Any athletic woman? 
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: freespirit on February 07, 2009, 08:14:01 AM

Have you ever tried a musclechick?  Any athletic woman? 


I tried the athletic woman. Didn't get much sleep when she was over.   ;D
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: DeltsaForce on February 07, 2009, 09:15:56 AM

 

Have you ever tried a musclechick?  Any athletic woman? 

why are you always asking men about their sexual experiences?
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Tre on February 07, 2009, 09:16:32 AM

I tried the athletic woman. Didn't get much sleep when she was over.   ;D

Exactly.

Now add a little gear to the mix...  ;)

I've been with some female bodybuilders who may not have been the best lovers, but the sex itself has *always* been great.  Maybe I've just been lucky, but so far, they've been perfect.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: danielson on February 07, 2009, 09:17:55 AM
Exactly.

Now add a little gear to the mix...  ;)

I've been with some female bodybuilders who may not have been the best lovers, but the sex itself has *always* been great.  Maybe I've just been lucky, but so far, they've been perfect.

You honestly like the roided up girls Tre? Beast is obviously good looking, but you are saying you like the huge shemale types too?
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 07, 2009, 09:18:57 AM
Exactly.

Now add a little gear to the mix...  ;)

I've been with some female bodybuilders who may not have been the best lovers, but the sex itself has *always* been great.  Maybe I've just been lucky, but so far, they've been perfect.
Name names tre... Did Beast sleep with your for a raise? She is after all the #3 deicion maker.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: DeltsaForce on February 07, 2009, 09:20:01 AM
Name names tre... Did Beast sleep with your for a raise? She is after all the #3 deicion maker.

its pretty clear that beast has
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 07, 2009, 09:21:08 AM
its pretty clear that beast has
Life can be hard for a pimp and his ho and the beast must make bank some how. Tre atleast defends her honor. Looks like beast has concern for tre as well. A good business relationship indeed.

Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: DeltsaForce on February 07, 2009, 09:25:38 AM
Life can be hard for a pimp and his ho and the beast must make bank some how. Tre atleast defends her honor. Looks like beast has concern for tre as well. A good business relationship indeed.



Tre is definitely getting that beast ass but camwhores don't seem to iron your shirts
(http://www.ftppv.com/ftvideo/attachment.php?attachmentid=8126&stc=1&d=1171870009)
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: drkaje on February 07, 2009, 09:30:12 AM
No complaints so far.  ;)
 

Thanks, man.  I probably shouldn't whine as much as I do - I've been able to go away on my 'work weekends' and enjoy life for a minute for quite some time now.  I've only missed out on a couple of trips a year, maybe.  But as for being truly happy?  It's been a *long* time since I felt this way.  I still work my ass off, but there's a far greater payoff now.

Have you ever tried a musclechick?  Any athletic woman? 

Not athletic by your standards. I love the skinny pear, LOL! Not into boobs at all and would love something Brazilian or a slightly slimmed down version of Rachael ray. Have I seen some attractive muscle chicks? Yes. I've even seen a few that looked hitable but the extreme ones just look too manly to me with all the andro sides and clit growth. Dieted down and all dehydrated doesn't even work for me with fitness chicks because it just doesn't look 'healthy' to me. It's a personal bias and maybe an evolution thing but the curves, thickness and little bit of fat just makes them safe to carry DNA, LOL!

My girlfriend is skinny and it's fine because a thicker ass would shift the power balance too much.  :) She has to stay on her toes because of knowing how many free range big-assed chicks are wandering around. I have gotten stupid and tolerated a lot of bullshit over a thick ass. It's my Kryptonite. :'(

Beautiful girls, Tre!!
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: danielson on February 07, 2009, 09:33:39 AM
Tre is definitely getting that beast ass but camwhores don't seem to iron your shirts
(http://www.ftppv.com/ftvideo/attachment.php?attachmentid=8126&stc=1&d=1171870009)

Tre has a nice looking family.  :)
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: DeltsaForce on February 07, 2009, 09:34:14 AM
Tre has a nice looking family.  :)

There someone else's kids. I agree that they are very pretty girls.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Tre on February 07, 2009, 09:39:46 AM
You honestly like the roided up girls Tre? Beast is obviously good looking, but you are saying you like the huge shemale types too?

A little drop of medicine never hurt anyone.

Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The Showstoppa on February 07, 2009, 09:40:16 AM

Tre was a star in the 70's.....


(http://www.ftppv.com/ftvideo/attachment.php?attachmentid=8126&stc=1&d=1171870009)



(http://www.monstersinmotion.com/catalog/images/contemp/Blackula.jpg)
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Tre on February 07, 2009, 09:42:56 AM
Tre has a nice looking family.  :)

Thanks for the kind words, but while my daughter is beautiful, those are actually my friend James' lovely daughters.  He runs FTVideo.com and FitVixenz.com, both of which are excellent websites in this same female muscle market.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 07, 2009, 09:43:00 AM
A little drop of medicine never hurt anyone.


Tre, have you ever slept with the beast. Tell the names of all the FBBers you have slept with.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Tre on February 07, 2009, 09:43:56 AM
Tre was a star in the 70's.....

You've seen my fangs!   ;D
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The Showstoppa on February 07, 2009, 09:45:28 AM
You've seen my fangs!   ;D

haha, Tre is a good guy.  At least he admits how he feels about stuff on here.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 07, 2009, 09:45:39 AM
You've seen my fangs!   ;D
Tre, have you ever slept with the beast? Tell the names of all the FBBers you have slept with. Your silence speaks volumes. What did Jenny get with sleeping with you? Any kind of contracts for money?
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Tre on February 07, 2009, 09:47:52 AM
Tre, have you ever slept with the beast. Tell the names of all the FBBers you have slept with.

Do I dare dignify that with a response?

No, I have never slept with the Beast. 

1) She works for my company

2) She wouldn't be attracted to me, even if she didn't work for us

I won't out women here, but I've enjoyed a nice run over the years.  I've always found FBBs - at least the ones I know - to be very caring and loving.  The fact that their libido is often equal to or even greater than my own has just been icing on the cake.
 
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Tre on February 07, 2009, 09:55:49 AM
Not athletic by your standards. I love the skinny pear, LOL! Not into boobs at all and would love something Brazilian or a slightly slimmed down version of Rachael ray. Have I seen some attractive muscle chicks? Yes. I've even seen a few that looked hitable but the extreme ones just look too manly to me with all the andro sides and clit growth. Dieted down and all dehydrated doesn't even work for me with fitness chicks because it just doesn't look 'healthy' to me. It's a personal bias and maybe an evolution thing but the curves, thickness and little bit of fat just makes them safe to carry DNA, LOL!

My girlfriend is skinny and it's fine because a thicker ass would shift the power balance too much.  :) She has to stay on her toes because of knowing how many free range big-assed chicks are wandering around. I have gotten stupid and tolerated a lot of bullshit over a thick ass. It's my Kryptonite. :'(

Beautiful girls, Tre!!

LOL @ 'free range big-assed chicks wandering around'!! 

Hey, we've all got our Krypotonite, man.  I love a beautiful ass, too, which is why I spend so much time with female bodybuilders.  Have you ever seen Britt Miller's off-season glute shots?  Dayum. 

Those are James Cook's little girls, but I do agree and will tell him you said so. :)

I absolutely agree about the biological imperative and reproductive fitness.  In my particular case, I've been tracked to seek out strong women with childbearing hips.  I've only got one child, but I don't doubt that the universe intends for me to have at least one or possibly two more.  My first child's mother is tall (5-10), very strong, and has wide hips.  She was built for making babies and for protecting them, while I'm off in the world working to provide for them. 

It would be difficult, I think, for me to be with anyone outside the industry again, if we're talking about a potentially long-term arrangement and I definitely cannot be with anyone who has bigtime body image or insecurity issues.

Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: QuakerOats on February 07, 2009, 09:57:15 AM
LOL @ 'free range big-assed chicks wandering around'!! 

Hey, we've all got our Krypotonite, man.  I love a beautiful ass, too, which is why I spend so much time with female bodybuilders.  Have you ever seen Britt Miller's off-season glute shots?  Dayum. 

Those are James Cook's little girls, but I do agree and will tell him you said so. :)

I absolutely agree about the biological imperative and reproductive fitness.  In my particular case, I've been tracked to seek out strong women with childbearing hips.  I've only got one child, but I don't doubt that the universe intends for me to have at least one or possibly two more.  My first child's mother is tall (5-10), very strong, and has wide hips.  She was built for making babies and for protecting them, while I'm off in the world working to provide for them. 

It would be difficult, I think, for me to be with anyone outside the industry again, if we're talking about a potentially long-term arrangement and I definitely cannot be with anyone who has bigtime body image or insecurity issues.


how's this Tre? :D
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: drkaje on February 07, 2009, 10:01:03 AM
There are one or two chicks at the gym with asses so nice my hand starts itching like I'm getting money when they walk by.

That thickness is my sickness.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Tre on February 07, 2009, 10:03:30 AM
There are one or two chicks at the gym with asses so nice my hand starts itching like I'm getting money when they walk by.

That thickness is my sickness.

L O L!!!

I've only been back a short time, but I've been unbelievably focused in the gym lately.  I barely notice shit anymore...maybe because I fear she might be a Mormon. lol

how's this Tre? :D 

100% crushable.   :D
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: drkaje on February 07, 2009, 10:07:02 AM
L O L!!!

I've only been back a short time, but I've been unbelievably focused in the gym lately.  I barely notice shit anymore...maybe because I fear she might be a Mormon. lol

100% crushable.   :D

I was sick last week and took monday and tuesday off. Look like total shit and lost a ton of weight. It will probably take two or more weeks before I look halfway decent again.

But I can damn near sense a big ass walking by with eyes closed. It's like The Force and shit. No joke.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 07, 2009, 10:29:16 AM

Tre let them royalty checks accumulate so all you can do is hate. Get off yo ass and make money boy. Don't hate.


Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 07, 2009, 11:17:29 AM
There are one or two chicks at the gym with asses so nice my hand starts itching like I'm getting money when they walk by.

That thickness is my sickness.
Get off yo ass and make money boy. Haystak approved.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: TrueGrit on February 07, 2009, 11:37:16 AM
I knew it was only a matter of time before Tre was chopped as a pimp  :)

Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: DeltsaForce on February 07, 2009, 11:45:00 AM
I knew it was only a matter of time before Tre was chopped as a pimp  :)



he doesnt need shopping to be a pimp. he is a pimp and he has turned the beast into a recruiter for more girls. classic victim and abuser behaviour.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 07, 2009, 11:46:04 AM
he doesnt need shopping to be a pimp. he is a pimp and he has turned the beast into a recruiter for more girls. classic victim and abuser behaviour.
Beast is his number one ho. She solicits other girls and Jfalcon finds the schmoes while King gets in the missionary position. Question for tre. How many times have you had to pimp slap beast and for what offenses other then trying to stop you from defending her honor?

Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: DeltsaForce on February 07, 2009, 11:49:25 AM
Beast is his number one ho. She solicits other girls and Jfalcon finds the schmoes while King gets in the missionary position.

so true. the victim in turn becomes an abuser. she suggest to her "friends" and other vunerable women that they should give camwhoring a go. it starts out with flirting chat and then they force them to go topless. in the end it becomes squatting schmoes and sexual favors.
seriously, this is sick.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: catchmeifyoucan on February 07, 2009, 11:52:05 AM
Look guys... this is getting out of hand. Me and beast shared a special night and that's all. We don't need over 30 pages of flaming. Would you just calm down? Alright? Jesus fucking christ.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 07, 2009, 11:55:28 AM
Look guys... this is getting out of hand. Me and beast shared a special night and that's all. We don't need over 30 pages of flaming. Would you just calm down? Alright? Jesus fucking christ.
Give us details. What all did you guys do together?
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: EwaBeachBoy on February 07, 2009, 12:56:52 PM
Soon, Jen is going to do some hardcore schmoeing like this!!


Beginning at 1:24 :
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: QuakerOats on February 07, 2009, 12:58:02 PM
that ass looks like a carpenters dream.............flat as a board and easy to nail.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: TrueGrit on February 07, 2009, 01:03:42 PM
She looks pretty hot. Now why can't these guys just be like men and get some pussy, why all the sissy feeling the biceps and wrestling like some little girl??
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: jtsunami on February 07, 2009, 01:05:18 PM
wow this thread is so HOT!
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: EwaBeachBoy on February 07, 2009, 01:06:07 PM
She looks pretty hot. Now why can't these guys just be like men and get some pussy, why all the sissy feeling the biceps and wrestling like some little girl??

I ask the same question when I see that rediculous schmoe riding Jen's back!!
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Tre on February 07, 2009, 07:49:23 PM
Beast is his number one ho. She solicits other girls and Jfalcon finds the schmoes while King gets in the missionary position. Question for tre. How many times have you had to pimp slap beast and for what offenses other then trying to stop you from defending her honor?

NO ONE messes with the Beast.

She has the strongest pimp hand in the entire organization!   :D
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Tre on February 07, 2009, 07:50:50 PM
She looks pretty hot. Now why can't these guys just be like men and get some pussy, why all the sissy feeling the biceps and wrestling like some little girl??

Gentlemen don't kiss-and-tell, but trust me, there are buffed women who are *really* into muscle appreciation. 
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Fatpanda on February 08, 2009, 03:02:28 AM
i can't believe you e thugs are still trying to get jen to melt - she owns your minds.

leafy i was pm'd by someone close to you on here, who revealed to me that you are a homosexual.

are you attracted to jen, and hate yourself for it ? is this why you have attacked her ?
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: DeltsaForce on February 08, 2009, 07:52:26 AM
i can't believe you e thugs are still trying to get jen to melt - she owns your minds.

leafy i was pm'd by someone close to you on here, who revealed to me that you are a homosexual.

are you attracted to jen, and hate yourself for it ? is this why you have attacked her ?

your brownosing is disgusting. i can just picture your huge fat body at your computer as you check your pms hoping to get a "thanks hon" message from jen. keep licking, you might get a free session on webcam ::)
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: BIG_STI on February 08, 2009, 08:19:23 AM
your brownosing is disgusting. i can just picture your huge fat body at your computer as you check your pms hoping to get a "thanks hon" message from jen. keep licking, you might get a free session on webcam ::)

He's quite the obese schmoe isn't he Deltaforce?
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Fatpanda on February 08, 2009, 01:38:31 PM
your brownosing is disgusting. i can just picture your huge fat body at your computer as you check your pms hoping to get a "thanks hon" message from jen. keep licking, you might get a free session on webcam ::)

tell you what big stuff - you post a pic and show me what a fine specimen you are, i'll do the same and jen can choose who is the bodybuilder.

deal ?
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The Showstoppa on February 08, 2009, 01:40:16 PM
tell you what big stuff - you post a pic and show me what a fine specimen you are, i'll do the same and jen can choose who is the bodybuilder.

deal ?

An old fashioed pose down!  Hit the lights....
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 08, 2009, 01:42:10 PM
your brownosing is disgusting. i can just picture your huge fat body at your computer as you check your pms hoping to get a "thanks hon" message from jen. keep licking, you might get a free session on webcam ::)
I believe you hit the nail on the head right there. Then he can rub himself a little and get back to defending her.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: bulklover on February 08, 2009, 07:03:08 PM
Wow!  What a harsh thread.  No one makes the Beast do anything the Beast doesn't wanna do.  So she let's some muscle buds in on $$ that can be made flexing in front of a camera.  Big deal.  Better'n 9 to 5.  Consenting adults.  What are you people, freaking Amish?


Exit the darkness.  Come into the light!  They have muscle; I have cash.  It's a perfect world!!  :)
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: bulklover on February 08, 2009, 08:35:52 PM
Just in case anyone thinks Jennifer isn't running things:

Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Fatpanda on February 09, 2009, 01:26:45 AM
Wow!  What a harsh thread.  No one makes the Beast do anything the Beast doesn't wanna do.  So she let's some muscle buds in on $$ that can be made flexing in front of a camera.  Big deal.  Better'n 9 to 5.  Consenting adults.  What are you people, freaking Amish?


Exit the darkness.  Come into the light!  They have muscle; I have cash.  It's a perfect world!!  :)

is this you bulklover ?

nice back  8)
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: DeltsaForce on February 09, 2009, 06:40:21 AM
is this you bulklover ?

nice back  8)

looks at how this disgusting obese schmoe sucks up to the manbeasts. he is exactly the kind of desperate trick that pays these prostitutes. the sad thing is that he defends them hoping to get a freebie  or start a "relationship" but they probably despise his kind the most and just see him as an open wallet
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Tre on February 09, 2009, 06:50:01 AM
the sad thing is that he defends them hoping to get a freebie  or start a "relationship" but they probably despise his kind the most and just see him as an open wallet

A big wallet and a strong pimp hand are two keys to great happiness, my friend. 
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: DougSmith on February 09, 2009, 08:22:47 AM
looks at how this disgusting obese schmoe sucks up to the manbeasts. he is exactly the kind of desperate trick that pays these prostitutes. the sad thing is that he defends them hoping to get a freebie  or start a "relationship" but they probably despise his kind the most and just see him as an open wallet

How do you know Bulklover?

Photo of him attached to see if anyone else here is familiar with him.  As you can see he is a huge fan of The Beast
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Tre on February 09, 2009, 08:28:01 AM

That's a pretty spiffy boot that Buffy has on there. 

Now, I know that Rainer was into wearing the FBB t-shirts, but is this something that has caught on in the wider schmoe community?  I never got into it myself...the idea of doing at-home iron-on t-shirts was just a little too odd, even for a weirdo like me.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Fatpanda on February 09, 2009, 08:38:19 AM
looks at how this disgusting obese schmoe sucks up to the manbeasts. he is exactly the kind of desperate trick that pays these prostitutes. the sad thing is that he defends them hoping to get a freebie  or start a "relationship" but they probably despise his kind the most and just see him as an open wallet

i see you backed out of my challenge  ::)

unlike yourself, i don't have to pay for a night with women ( or men in your case)
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: FOXTROT-1 on February 09, 2009, 08:48:39 AM
How do you know Bulklover?

Photo of him attached to see if anyone else here is familiar with him.  As you can see he is a huge fan of The Beast

another fat pathetic schmoe.  ::)
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: jtsunami on February 09, 2009, 11:52:33 AM
A big wallet and a strong simp hand are two keys to a great schmoe. 

fixed
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: bulklover on February 09, 2009, 05:56:11 PM
How do you know Bulklover?

Photo of him attached to see if anyone else here is familiar with him.  As you can see he is a huge fan of The Beast

LMAO@ Dougie!!!!!  Actually, Delta, that pic is not truly representative of my manly visage.  I have to thank Doug for digging back into his hard drive to find a pic taken about six months after I left my mom's basement.  I'd gotten back into working out to command the imposing figure you see here and were so kind as to take time out of your valuable day to comment on.

Concerning your "obese" comment and my shilling for manbeasts . . . are you well-acquainted with LORT?  He and I are well-known for rolling ourselves in a sifter of flour and then scouting for the damp taco.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: bulklover on February 09, 2009, 05:57:42 PM
another fat pathetic schmoe.  ::)

Foxtrot, that is a horrible and ugly lie . . . I am not pathetic.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: bulklover on February 09, 2009, 05:59:01 PM
is this you bulklover ?

nice back  8)

Panda, if THAT was MY back . . . I'd be paying myself for can-rides!  Heh, heh!
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: bthomas77 on February 09, 2009, 08:43:09 PM
bulk, i just want to know where to pick up that shirt.....

i needs to get me one.  do they make it in blue?
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: bulklover on February 09, 2009, 09:05:40 PM
bulk, i just want to know where to pick up that shirt.....

i needs to get me one.  do they make it in blue?

Dunno, but don't ya think it sets off my childbearing hips??
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Thin Lizzy on February 09, 2009, 09:19:21 PM
Hopefully, by now, the proper authorities have been alerted to this thread.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: bthomas77 on February 10, 2009, 03:54:16 AM
Dunno, but don't ya think it sets off my childbearing hips??

i think you look fantastic in the pic.....
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: ripitupbaby on February 10, 2009, 03:57:50 AM
LMFAO @ this thread


Hi Doug!  :D

Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Top Dog on February 10, 2009, 07:37:59 AM
LMFAO @ this thread


Hi Doug!  :D


Feeling the need to post that you're laughing about it means you're actually mortified by it.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: lovemonkey on February 10, 2009, 07:39:31 AM
My thread is 10+ pages, woohooo!
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Fatpanda on February 10, 2009, 09:37:44 AM
My thread is 10+ pages, woohooo!

u are quite the sad little twink AXA
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: DeltsaForce on February 10, 2009, 09:46:08 AM
Feeling the need to post that you're laughing about it means you're actually mortified by it.

She looks pretty happy to me
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=260023.0;attach=300958;image)
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: catchmeifyoucan on February 10, 2009, 10:33:58 AM
She looks pretty happy to me
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=260023.0;attach=300958;image)
Very beautiful woman right there. Thank you for that delta. I have been trying to schedule with her for months now. Trying to see if i can't pay her way to the ASC for a session. Does anyone know how i can contact Lori? She doesn't seem to have a website and she doesn't respond to me on here.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: jtsunami on February 10, 2009, 11:46:32 AM
She has an account on here, I don't think she does sessions, she is a very classy girl, someone to aspire to marry.

jt
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: MindSpin on February 10, 2009, 11:54:49 AM
lol
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: lovemonkey on February 10, 2009, 11:59:34 AM
u are quite the sad little twink AXA

Better be sad than fat!

And I'm not AXA, are you slow?
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: bulklover on February 10, 2009, 12:32:16 PM
fixed

I am NOT  a simp!  I am a leader of men!!  Here's proof positive:

. . . and remember, don't fvck with The Beast:

Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: DougSmith on February 10, 2009, 12:41:37 PM
Just in case anyone thinks Jennifer isn't running things:



Nice to see that Tre's diet is working.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: bthomas77 on February 10, 2009, 02:24:35 PM
LMFAO @ this thread


Hi Doug!  :D



you say hi to Doug and not to me.....

i see how things are.... :'(
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: bulklover on February 10, 2009, 02:54:07 PM
We "disgusting obese schmoe(s)" who "suck up to manbeasts" are a sensitive lot.
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Nordic Beast on February 10, 2009, 03:10:10 PM
hahaa the tricks know exactly who the hoes are on this site :-\
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: drkaje on February 10, 2009, 04:10:25 PM
She looks pretty happy to me
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=260023.0;attach=300958;image)

Rip sporting a camel toe, LOL!
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: Method101 on February 10, 2009, 04:11:48 PM
Rip sporting a camel toe, LOL!
i think thats the old clit mate  :-\
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: bthomas77 on February 10, 2009, 04:15:15 PM
We "disgusting obese schmoe(s)" who "suck up to manbeasts" are a sensitive lot.

**sniff sniff**

we are
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: bulklover on February 11, 2009, 05:52:04 PM
She looks pretty happy to me
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=260023.0;attach=300958;image)

She's making ME happy, I know that!  Nice slabdominal veins!  :)
Title: Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
Post by: 240 is Back on August 09, 2009, 08:34:17 PM
you look pretty happy bro.
good luck to ya

(http://tour.ftvideo.com/content/genex/articles/11.2007_side_dish/540322.jpg)

Tre looking large and in charge there!