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Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
« Reply #150 on: February 05, 2009, 06:01:25 PM »
what's "living" ? being a schmoe whose wife leaves him out of disgust for his perversion and exploration of abused girls?
going out and buying a ps3 when you're too old to play it, wow, living the dream baby ::)   

I don't ever plan to be too old to have fun. 

Although I've still got a healthy mortgage on the house and haven't paid my tax bill for 2008, I earn a decent living and don't owe anyone any money. 

I'm gradually getting my health back and I'm lighter and feel better than I have been in years.  You keep playing that card, but the marriage I was in was not the marriage for me.  Now I can date whomever I want, which is great for my well-being. 

I have my peace and quiet - even when I have guests like Lyndsay or Maryann over - and no one is nagging me at all.  If I decide to go play poker tonite, I can do it here in Cali without having to listen to any b.s. about it. 

If a friend texts me, I don't get the 3rd degree. 

I'm starring in my own reality show.  Well, I wouldn't exactly call myself the star, but I am featured prominently in it.

All that, and I get the honor (and pleasure) of having beautiful, fit women living with me each month.  So far, at least, they have all done the shopping, cooking, and have kept the place looking great. 

I wouldn't trade my present life for anyone else's in the world, period. 

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Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
« Reply #151 on: February 05, 2009, 06:04:44 PM »
I don't ever plan to be too old to have fun. 

Although I've still got a healthy mortgage on the house and haven't paid my tax bill for 2008, I earn a decent living and don't owe anyone any money. 

I'm gradually getting my health back and I'm lighter and feel better than I have been in years.  You keep playing that card, but the marriage I was in was not the marriage for me.  Now I can date whomever I want, which is great for my well-being. 

I have my peace and quiet - even when I have guests like Lyndsay or Maryann over - and no one is nagging me at all.  If I decide to go play poker tonite, I can do it here in Cali without having to listen to any b.s. about it. 

If a friend texts me, I don't get the 3rd degree. 

I'm starring in my own reality show.  Well, I wouldn't exactly call myself the star, but I am featured prominently in it.

All that, and I get the honor (and pleasure) of having beautiful, fit women living with me each month.  So far, at least, they have all done the shopping, cooking, and have kept the place looking great. 

I wouldn't trade my present life for anyone else's in the world, period. 

wtf? this is getbig, not Ricki Lake

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Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
« Reply #152 on: February 05, 2009, 06:05:58 PM »
you seem very effeminate, enjoying being treated like a little bitch.
you do shit with guys to?

I leave that to the guys like you, but what you're into doesn't bother me at all. 

I'm only into women. 

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Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
« Reply #153 on: February 05, 2009, 06:07:26 PM »
I leave that to the guys like you, but what you're into doesn't bother me at all. 

I'm only into women now. 
so you're stating that you never did shit with another guy?
no guy could ever come out the woodwork and say you did x or y ?
think carefully

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Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
« Reply #154 on: February 05, 2009, 06:08:13 PM »
More of Jeff at work:


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Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
« Reply #155 on: February 06, 2009, 12:07:52 AM »
good chest development bro


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Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
« Reply #156 on: February 06, 2009, 12:19:32 AM »
you look pretty happy bro.
good luck to ya


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Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
« Reply #157 on: February 06, 2009, 07:58:35 AM »
you look pretty happy bro.
good luck to ya



That's Tre and Sarah Dunlap. Tre is a good lad, but he shouldn't waist his time to talk shit about soccer (European) football.   >:(

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Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
« Reply #158 on: February 06, 2009, 08:00:05 AM »
does tre trains?

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« Reply #159 on: February 06, 2009, 08:01:17 AM »
does tre trains?

I don't think he likes to do a train. 

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Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
« Reply #160 on: February 06, 2009, 08:01:42 AM »
does tre trains?
Good question. Fitness industry business men are all out of shape.

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Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
« Reply #161 on: February 06, 2009, 08:42:47 AM »

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Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
« Reply #162 on: February 06, 2009, 09:15:13 AM »
That's Tre and Sarah Dunlap. Tre is a good lad, but he shouldn't waist his time to talk shit about soccer (European) football.   >:(

LOL!  Thanks, bro. 

I just hate on soccer, because - like ice hockey - it doesn't play well on TV. 

I actually played on the club team at my school and then played a season while I was in the military.  ;)

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Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
« Reply #163 on: February 06, 2009, 09:28:34 AM »
does tre train?

Did for years, then got out of it for a long, long time and let myself go.  Only very recently have I recommitted myself to working out and eating right and now that I'm living on my own, it's been a much easier change than I thought it would be.  My body aged a lot over the past couple of years, but is enjoying the training, so far. 

I've dropped 20 lbs (almost all fat) since November, but still have a long way to go. 

I'm excited about what is to come this year, and to make things a little more interesting, my friend and I are doing a series of physical challenges, including a weight-loss race between now and the Arnold.  I haven't had to diet hard in years, but have no problem flipping the switch.  :)


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Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
« Reply #164 on: February 06, 2009, 10:01:01 AM »


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Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
« Reply #165 on: February 06, 2009, 10:02:19 AM »
who get credit for that pic...it's hilarious.
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Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
« Reply #166 on: February 06, 2009, 10:29:25 AM »
any arms shots tre?
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Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
« Reply #167 on: February 06, 2009, 10:30:31 AM »
who get credit for that pic...it's hilarious.
I made it

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« Reply #168 on: February 06, 2009, 10:39:28 AM »
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Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
« Reply #169 on: February 06, 2009, 10:41:59 AM »
I made it

You need to edit it where thier is a loaf or log or hershey squirts coming out of Jen LOL

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« Reply #170 on: February 06, 2009, 10:47:47 AM »
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« Reply #171 on: February 06, 2009, 10:47:58 AM »
You need to edit it where thier is a loaf or log or hershey squirts coming out of Jen LOL
I actually thought about taking the diarrhea out of tub girl and putting it on jeff hahahaha

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Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
« Reply #172 on: February 06, 2009, 10:56:14 AM »
I actually thought about taking the diarrhea out of tub girl and putting it on jeff hahahaha

That'll make the schmoes want even more in a sick way ;)  LOL

And we know there are sick schmoes who love it when women shit in their mouths!!

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Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
« Reply #173 on: February 06, 2009, 11:06:53 AM »
Leafy, it's perfect..one of the funniest pics I've ever seen..
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Re: Schmoe Squatting - a new sport!
« Reply #174 on: February 06, 2009, 11:22:26 AM »