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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 07, 2009, 08:50:58 AM
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When i was 13 years old i played with Pokemon cards.
I would also go to my grandmas house every weekend and play Banjo Kazooie on N64, read Harry Potter, eat cookies and milk, and then my grandma would cook me pancakes every morning when i woke up.
I believe age 13 was the last time i was truly an adolescent because after that being cool was the thing to do.
I also had 2 kittens that my dad bought me that i would play with everyday named Tiger and Sox. Sox got hit by a car and only lived to be a year old. When my dad came into my room asking me if i wanted to help bury him i started to cry and told him to leave me.
I also had a butt cut and would get in fights everyday when i was 13 with the school bully but i only got beat up once because i could hold a mean choke out head lock. I was sometimes guilty of provoking some of the fights with the bully. The only developed muscle i had at the time were biceps because i would do 10lb dumbbell curls every night before bed for 50 reps.
It wasn't until 8th grade that i got rid of the butt cut for spiked hair and went to a new school in the city. Although i was a cool guy when i got towards the end of highschool, it took me approximately 2 years from 8th grade to build a large enough base of friends.
I apologize for letting you down my getbig brothers. I have revealed my past to you. I hope you can forgive me :-\
EDIT: Look i don't know who deleted this before but this is information that must me known!
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What was the bullies name? Benz could probably exact some revenge for you.
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What was the bullies name? Benz could probably exact some revenge for you.
Michael Walker.... No feeling of hatred towards him. It was a growing experience that helped me become the man i am today. I am thankful for Michael and his shenanigans. Besides he only beat me up once.
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Michael Walker.... No feeling of hatred towards him. It was a growing experience that helped me become the man i am today. I am thankful for Michael and his shenanigans. Besides he only beat me up once.
Because of all of your trauma have you ever felt the need to squat or curl random people in filthy motels rooms? I have heard it is common for people who have been abused.
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Michael Walker.... No feeling of hatred towards him. It was a growing experience that helped me become the man i am today. I am thankful for Michael and his shenanigans. Besides he only beat me up once.
Now you have blue stars on GB. Who won in the end, huh?
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Now you have blue stars on GB. Who won in the end, huh?
I am not so sure yet my friend. We'll see. Only time can tell the story of our lives.
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hey Leafy out of curiosity was that 290 close grip bench you mentioned yesterday for a single or reps?
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I am not so sure yet my friend. We'll see. Only time can tell the story of our lives.
Like the sands of the hour glass, so are the days of our lives.... You feel me?
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hey Leafy out of curiosity was that 290 close grip bench you mentioned yesterday for a single or reps?
Tried to rep it but had to have it pulled off of me. Just one rep touch and go. I usually do rest pause on all bench exercises until the last set which i just do touch and go on. It really builds explosiveness and has done wonders for me. I think it was you who posted the James Henderson video that got me started on doing the rest pause.
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Tried to rep it but had to have it pulled off of me. Just one rep touch and go. I usually do rest pause on all bench exercises until the last set which i just do touch and go on. It really builds explosiveness and has done wonders for me. I think it was you who posted the James Henderson video that got me started on doing the rest pause.
good stuff, that is a hell of a weight for someone who weighs what you do for a close grip bench, you're 195 right?
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good stuff, that is a hell of a weight for someone who weighs what you do for a close grip bench, you're 195 right?
185 on a good day.
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185 on a good day.
even more impressive, i remember you saying you had some pretty strong shoulders right?
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you were sheltered
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even more impressive, i remember you saying you had some pretty strong shoulders right?
Knock on wood but they don't see to have too much trouble. I was doing 100 lb double shoulder presses 2 weeks out from my show in 07 for reps at a bw of 155. I think i was probably repping them for 6 at the time though. I haven't had the chance to go any higher though because that is the heaviest our gym goes to. These are rubber weights. When i used the metal ones at Worlds i had some trouble with the 90's.
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you were sheltered
I was sheltered for sometime. I didn't really become fully aware of the corruptions in the world until college. I never knew that piggy back rides were a necessity to make money or showing tits on cam.
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I was sheltered for sometime. I didn't really become fully aware of the corruptions in the world until college. I never knew that piggy back rides were a necessity to make money or showing tits on cam.
But as far as confessing all this stuff......
Why here?.........Why now?
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Are you doing any better with the ladies now that you are well built Leafy?
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Are you doing any better with the ladies now that you are well built Leafy?
No but i am doing much better with the old schmoes in the sauna. I had one ask if he could take pictures of me for his "photography class" a couple months ago. I gave him to phone number of one of my ex-friends for a good joke.
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No but i am doing much better with the old schmoes in the sauna. I had one ask if he could take pictures of me for his "photography class" a couple months ago. I gave him to phone number of one of my ex-friends for a good joke.
Lol, I have this one buddy who is always the brunt of all the jokes. When we were younger about five of us always told ugly girls we met and one night stands that our names were Matt and gave them his number, he would always tell us that he blacked out when he drank because he always had chicks calling him and he didn't remember meeting them. ;D
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Lol, I have this one buddy who is always the brunt of all the jokes. When we were younger about five of us always told ugly girls we met and one night stands that our names were Matt and gave them his number, he would always tell us that he blacked out when he drank because he always had chicks calling him and he didn't remember meeting them. ;D
brutal
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How old are you? Pokemon cards seem ancient. I had Gold Pokemon for Gameboy Color. ;D
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Shit Leafy, I thought you were comming out of the closet and admitting to being the peter puffer you really are! ???
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How old are you? Pokemon cards seem ancient. I had Gold Pokemon for Gameboy Color. ;D
I had that too =(
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I had that too =(
Did you have any pogs?
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Shit Leafy, I thought you were comming out of the closet and admitting to being the peter puffer you really are! so at least i could be more comfortable in my own homosexuality???
fixed.
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Don't forget your PCT leafybug, your high estrogen levels are making you emotional.
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EDIT: Look i don't know who deleted this before but this is information that must me known!
When i was 13 years old i played with Pokemon cards.
Yeah but at that age alot of kids still play with toys, now if you were 16, like some kids I have heard about.... that would be alot worse.
I would also go to my grandmas house every weekend and play Banjo Kazooie on N64, read Harry Potter, eat cookies and milk
1. Never heard of Banjo Kazooie and too lazy to google it so I can't crack you on that one.
2. Seen a few minutes of Harry Potter on tv, and it wasn't too far removed from Lord of the Rings, so at 13 I can give you a passon that.
3. Milk and cookies are badass, you should have been eating them like that while you still had that 13 year old metabolism, if I eat a package of cookies now my ass jiggles for a week.
and then my grandma would cook me pancakes every morning when i woke up.
My Grandma STILL makes me pancakes when I go to visit her, and they kick ass!
I believe age 13 was the last time i was truly an adolescent because after that being cool was the thing to do. I also had 2 kittens that my dad bought me that i would play with everyday named Tiger and Sox. Sox got hit by a car and only lived to be a year old. When my dad came into my room asking me if i wanted to help bury him i started to cry and told him to leave me.
Bro, losing a pet is like losing a family member. Crying was actually the manly thing to do in that situation.
I also had a butt cut and would get in fights everyday when i was 13 with the school bully but i only got beat up once because i could hold a mean choke out head lock. I was sometimes guilty of provoking some of the fights with the bully., The only developed muscle i had at the time were biceps because i would do 10lb dumbbell curls every night before bed for 50 reps. It wasn't until 8th grade that i got rid of the butt cut for spiked hair and went to a new school in the city. Although i was a cool guy when i got towards the end of highschool, it took me approximately 2 years from 8th grade to build a large enough base of friends. I apologize for letting you down my getbig brothers. I have revealed my past to you. I hope you can forgive me :-\
1. You DESERVED to get your ass kicked by the bully for the butt cut... sorry bro no pass on that one.
2. 10lb dumbell curls!? You should have stopped being such a lazy fuck....mowed a few lawns and at least spent a few bucks on something a little more respectable.
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Brutal average childhood.
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your parents were at fault for giving sentient creatures to a kid who coudnt take care of them. Now that your older I hope you take the responsibility of taking care of pets more seriously.
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Did you have any pogs?
Nahh those were gay. I never understood those.
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your parents were at fault for giving sentient creatures to a kid who coudnt take care of them. Now that your older I hope you take the responsibility of taking care of pets more seriously.
They were outside cats. It is cruel to keep animals locked in a house or to a chain. I could not control what they did once they went out into the woods.
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When i was 13 years old i played with Pokemon cards. I would also go to my grandmas house every weekend and play Banjo Kazooie on N64, read Harry Potter, eat cookies and milk, and then my grandma would cook me pancakes every morning when i woke up. I believe age 13 was the last time i was truly an adolescent because after that being cool was the thing to do. I also had 2 kittens that my dad bought me that i would play with everyday named Tiger and Sox. Sox got hit by a car and only lived to be a year old. When my dad came into my room asking me if i wanted to help bury him i started to cry and told him to leave me. I also had a butt cut and would get in fights everyday when i was 13 with the school bully but i only got beat up once because i could hold a mean choke out head lock. I was sometimes guilty of provoking some of the fights with the bully. The only developed muscle i had at the time were biceps because i would do 10lb dumbbell curls every night before bed for 50 reps. It wasn't until 8th grade that i got rid of the butt cut for spiked hair and went to a new school in the city. Although i was a cool guy when i got towards the end of highschool, it took me approximately 2 years from 8th grade to build a large enough base of friends. I apologize for letting you down my getbig brothers. I have revealed my past to you. I hope you can forgive me :-\
EDIT: Look i don't know who deleted this before but this is information that must me known!
I think we'll start you off with three sessions a week and see where we go from there.
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I think we'll start you off with three sessions a week and see where we go from there.
I would love to hear Freud's thoughts on my life.
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When i was 13 years old i played with Pokemon cards. I would also go to my grandmas house every weekend and play Banjo Kazooie on N64, read Harry Potter, eat cookies and milk, and then my grandma would cook me pancakes every morning when i woke up. I believe age 13 was the last time i was truly an adolescent because after that being cool was the thing to do. I also had 2 kittens that my dad bought me that i would play with everyday named Tiger and Sox. Sox got hit by a car and only lived to be a year old. When my dad came into my room asking me if i wanted to help bury him i started to cry and told him to leave me. I also had a butt cut and would get in fights everyday when i was 13 with the school bully but i only got beat up once because i could hold a mean choke out head lock. I was sometimes guilty of provoking some of the fights with the bully. The only developed muscle i had at the time were biceps because i would do 10lb dumbbell curls every night before bed for 50 reps. It wasn't until 8th grade that i got rid of the butt cut for spiked hair and went to a new school in the city. Although i was a cool guy when i got towards the end of highschool, it took me approximately 2 years from 8th grade to build a large enough base of friends. I apologize for letting you down my getbig brothers. I have revealed my past to you. I hope you can forgive me :-\
EDIT: Look i don't know who deleted this before but this is information that must me known!
Just to clarify, this was only last year!
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When I was 13 I would often visit my grandma's mansion in Las Vegas.
At night I would use my fake ID to go to the casinos to play $500 a hand blackjack. After winning or losing a small fortune I would go to the strip club to play with some Double D titties. I would chuckle as I thought how most kids my age were still playing video games.
In the morning I would come downstairs to enjoy a catered breakfast which was typical of Saturday morning at grandmother's. I believe age 13 was the last time I was truly an adolescent because after that getting big was the thing to do.
One day my dad bought me two white tigers from Sigfried and Roy. I would play with them every day. Sadly though one of the tigers had to be put down because it killed and ate one of grandmother's servants, thus it now had a hunger for flesh of the human variety. Being the man that I was I volunteered to put down my beloved pet myself using one of my vintage AK-47s from my collection.
When my dad suggested we bury my beloved pet I slapped him and called my taxadermist to rush to the mansion to forever preserve my white tiger, which still proudly stands stuffed in the third floor study.
Not everything was great though. Kids at my private school would make fun of my $2,000 hair cuts. Try as I might to think what my great uncle Muhatma Gandhi would do in that situation, I resorted to violence. Being a black belt in Kung Fu, Brazilian Ju Jitsu and Jeet Kun Do, I would beat my classmates within an inch of their lives every time they made fun of my razor blade cut hair.
By this time all of my muscles were developed to about the size of Dolph Lungren in the He-Man movie, due to the fact that I started juicing heavily at my first sign of puberty. No self made testosterone for this guy! Steroids don't deserve all the credit, we had a full gym on each level of our mansion and gyms on two of the levels of our Swiss vacation home, (mother felt it was unsightly to have a gym on the third floor of our vacation home because it was basically a solar observatory with a $34 million dollar telescope father purchased from NASA).
I even had a gym membership to every gym in the area. Not that I would ever train there among the commoners but I would like to go just to make fun of people with inferior genetics and inferior steroid sources.
The IFBB was begging me to accept a pro card without even stepping on stage but I insisted that bodybuilding contests were gay and that I would leave that stuff to my close personal friend Dorian Yates. Although i was a cool guy when i got towards the end of high school, it took me approximately 2 years from 8th grade to earn my first billion.
That was also the year I banged my 1,000 chick. All the chicks I banged were between a 9.2 and 9.9 on a scale of 1-10.
I apologize for making you jealous of me my getbig brothers. I have revealed my past to you. I hope you can forgive me.
EDIT: Look i don't know who turned this into a NY Times best selling biographic novel before but this is information that must be known!
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LMAO...
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Just to clarify, this was only last year!
You are in your 50's and shit your pants.... just to clarify things up a little bit ;D
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fixed.
Sorry Dave, please dont include me in your homoerotic trailer trash fantasy
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Nahh those were gay. I never understood those.
Fuck you, I never said your Nerdy ass Pokemon shit was gay! ;D
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Fuck you, I never said your Nerdy as Pokemon shit was gay! ;D
Hahahahahhahahahah i got into magic cards a little bit in the 3rd grade too.
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Well I have been busy doing this for groups of hot totty's..
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Well I have been busy doing this for groups of hot totty's..
The girl back row left, and girl, bottom row, second from left, are red enough. Well done, BS. :)
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Hahahahahhahahahah i got into magic cards a little bit in the 3rd grade too.
Let me guess, you also had a Giga Pet at some point? ;D
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Let me guess, you also had a Giga Pet at some point? ;D
Nahhh i got left out on that.
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thanks for sharing
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Nahhh i got left out on that.
God I feel like a nerd. ;D