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Title: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: Jizzacked on February 20, 2009, 01:32:52 PM
So I hadn't logged into myspace in months, so I decided to check my messages and low and behold... an indecent proposal from some local schmoe

Hey bro,
lookin for someone good at chokes and wrestling. I'd be willing to pay ya $200 just to lock it and put me out.
Just kinda like the adrenaline rush from it. I'd pay pay more if u can handle flexin a little.. Up it to like $300 30 Not lookin for anything more than that..
Anyway, I know its an odd email, but if ur down, let me know and id be willing to pay ya on a regular basis.


Scott


oh brother
here is the pic of this "guy"

Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: QuakerOats on February 20, 2009, 01:33:31 PM
that's not Tre.
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: johnnynoname on February 20, 2009, 01:33:53 PM
welcome to the club, my friend
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: D_1000 on February 20, 2009, 01:36:05 PM
So did you accept?
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: drkaje on February 20, 2009, 01:36:34 PM
WTF!!??
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: The Showstoppa on February 20, 2009, 01:36:47 PM
haha, maybe you could schmoe squat him...
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: mass 04 on February 20, 2009, 01:39:08 PM
jtsunami looking swole.
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: johnnynoname on February 20, 2009, 01:41:48 PM
not to burst the threadstarter's bubble but, it is given that for every decent shape guy on myspace, he will ,at the very least, receive one schmoe proposal
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: QuakerOats on February 20, 2009, 01:42:39 PM
not to burst the threadstarter's bubble but, it is given that for every decent shape guy on myspace, he will ,at the very least, receive one schmoe proposal
especially when he posts pics like this. :D
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: Mars on February 20, 2009, 01:42:50 PM
(http://www.nyrm.org/2007/images_working/blechman.gif)
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: The Showstoppa on February 20, 2009, 01:43:07 PM
not to burst the threadstarter's bubble but, it is given that for every decent shape guy on myspace, he will ,at the very least, receive one schmoe proposal

Is that how you meet your john's?  ;D
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: johnnynoname on February 20, 2009, 01:43:44 PM
Is that how you meet your john's?  ;D

nope















....i have a agency, now
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: The Showstoppa on February 20, 2009, 01:44:28 PM
nope















....i have a agency, now

haha, nice....
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: calfzilla on February 20, 2009, 01:44:53 PM
Go for it, just be careful not to kill him. 
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: nzmusclemonster on February 20, 2009, 01:45:45 PM
Schmoes are ecomming less and less bashful.... here are a few messages I have recently recieved  :(



hi there- here is something a little different- and i appreciate that you are straight

- im a 41yo guy-basically straight - but with a few mild bi tendencies,(pretty well contained)
one of these is to have friendship with a fit guy,
nothing sleazy or full on- mainly friendship
happy to sponsor him /reward him well- and travel
i do not want you to touch me in any way
i would appreciate a reply
Thanks
Tony"

so any thoughts?
i am genuine and serious
genuine friendship, and very good rewards/sponsorship
you set the rules
Tony

Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: johnnynoname on February 20, 2009, 01:46:24 PM
is being propositioned by a gay porn company considered a "schmoe" proposition or just normal recruitment for gay porn?
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: CalvinH on February 20, 2009, 01:46:44 PM
Schmoes are ecomming less and less bashful.... here are a few messages I have recently recieved  :(



hi there- here is something a little different- and i appreciate that you are straight

- im a 41yo guy-basically straight - but with a few mild bi tendencies,(pretty well contained)
one of these is to have friendship with a fit guy,
nothing sleazy or full on- mainly friendship
happy to sponsor him /reward him well- and travel
i do not want you to touch me in any way
i would appreciate a reply
Thanks
Tony"

so any thoughts?
i am genuine and serious
genuine friendship, and very good rewards/sponsorship
you set the rules
Tony







You never answered me back >:(
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: Noel Fuller on February 20, 2009, 01:49:37 PM
I would choke him out for free, 200 bucks?  I'm in
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: drkaje on February 20, 2009, 01:51:16 PM
is being propositioned by a gay porn company considered a "schmoe" proposition or just normal recruitment for gay porn?

You really don't have any control over who looks at pics.
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: Big Worm on February 20, 2009, 01:54:50 PM
So I hadn't logged into myspace in months, so I decided to check my messages and low and behold... an indecent proposal from some local schmoe

Hey bro,
lookin for someone good at chokes and wrestling. I'd be willing to pay ya $200 just to lock it and put me out.
Just kinda like the adrenaline rush from it. I'd pay pay more if u can handle flexin a little.. Up it to like $300 30 Not lookin for anything more than that..
Anyway, I know its an odd email, but if ur down, let me know and id be willing to pay ya on a regular basis.


Scott


oh brother
here is the pic of this "guy"


Sounds like honest work? ::)
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: johnnynoname on February 20, 2009, 02:01:02 PM
You really don't have any control over who looks at pics.

not on model mayhem

btw, don't accept anything less than 500 bucks for a solo scene.
ask for 500 or tell them to go fuck themselves....well, they might enjoy fucking themselves but you get the point
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: D_1000 on February 20, 2009, 02:02:11 PM
You never answered me back >:(

And you told me I was the only one!

 >:(
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: The Showstoppa on February 20, 2009, 02:03:19 PM




You never answered me back >:(


Maybe the name change threw him off, Calvin?  ;D
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on February 20, 2009, 03:10:49 PM
I think we've all been proposiitoned by queers on those things
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: nzmusclemonster on February 20, 2009, 03:13:40 PM




You never answered me back >:(

 ;D

If I knew that was you messaging me, I would have been the one offering to pay you  :-*
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: ManBearPig... on February 20, 2009, 03:18:39 PM
not on model mayhem

btw, don't accept anything less than 500 bucks for a solo scene.
ask for 500 or tell them to go fuck themselves....well, they might enjoy fucking themselves but you get the point

you told me 600 was your usual rate, but that you'd give me $100 off cuz i was super fat?

damn, i gotta learn how to take better care of my money.
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: BIG_STI on February 20, 2009, 03:23:50 PM
Schmoes are ecomming less and less bashful.... here are a few messages I have recently recieved  :(



hi there- here is something a little different- and i appreciate that you are straight

- im a 41yo guy-basically straight - but with a few mild bi tendencies,(pretty well contained)
one of these is to have friendship with a fit guy,
nothing sleazy or full on- mainly friendship
happy to sponsor him /reward him well- and travel
i do not want you to touch me in any way
i would appreciate a reply
Thanks
Tony"

so any thoughts?
i am genuine and serious
genuine friendship, and very good rewards/sponsorship
you set the rules
Tony



What schmoe would want a skinny twink like you?
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: nzmusclemonster on February 20, 2009, 03:27:39 PM
What schmoe would want a skinny twink like you?

Oh brother... I've upset a gimmick. Time for me to go running for the hills before I get owned  ::)
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: DeketheCreep on February 20, 2009, 03:32:37 PM
So I hadn't logged into myspace in months, so I decided to check my messages and low and behold... an indecent proposal from some local schmoe

Hey bro,
lookin for someone good at chokes and wrestling. I'd be willing to pay ya $200 just to lock it and put me out.
Just kinda like the adrenaline rush from it. I'd pay pay more if u can handle flexin a little.. Up it to like $300 30 Not lookin for anything more than that..
Anyway, I know its an odd email, but if ur down, let me know and id be willing to pay ya on a regular basis.


Scott


oh brother
here is the pic of this "guy"


go for it bro
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: bigdumbbell on February 20, 2009, 03:40:46 PM
So I hadn't logged into myspace in months, so I decided to check my messages and low and behold... an indecent proposal from some local schmoe

Hey bro,
lookin for someone good at chokes and wrestling. I'd be willing to pay ya $200 just to lock it and put me out.
Just kinda like the adrenaline rush from it. I'd pay pay more if u can handle flexin a little.. Up it to like $300 30 Not lookin for anything more than that..
Anyway, I know its an odd email, but if ur down, let me know and id be willing to pay ya on a regular basis.


Scott


oh brother
here is the pic of this "guy"


where's the indecent part?
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: Bobby on February 20, 2009, 04:15:38 PM
So I hadn't logged into myspace in months, so I decided to check my messages and low and behold... an indecent proposal from some local schmoe

Hey bro,
lookin for someone good at chokes and wrestling. I'd be willing to pay ya $200 just to lock it and put me out.
Just kinda like the adrenaline rush from it. I'd pay pay more if u can handle flexin a little.. Up it to like $300 30 Not lookin for anything more than that..
Anyway, I know its an odd email, but if ur down, let me know and id be willing to pay ya on a regular basis.


Scott


oh brother
here is the pic of this "guy"



what did you do with the money?
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: tbombz on February 20, 2009, 04:21:10 PM
heres one i got on myspace the other day


"Hey.
I work for phizer and have access to every subsiderary we own. I will give you whatever pharmacuetical products you want. and as much as you want. and ill set you up with a life time worth. and a desk job 3 days a week with a computer/internet hookup (3 hour shifts 3 times a week) that pays 100k a year. In return ill sit under your desk and give you head while your at work.
Let me know."















then i woke up


Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: divcom on February 20, 2009, 06:16:27 PM
i'd pay to wrestle with andrulla. s##t...i'd marry her and get it over

(http://www.ironbelles.com/graphics/andrulla1.jpg)

girls look soo much better when they come off of all that s##t
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: johnnynoname on February 20, 2009, 08:12:02 PM
you told me 600 was your usual rate, but that you'd give me $100 off cuz i was super fat?

damn, i gotta learn how to take better care of my money.

actually, it was 100 off because I give a discount to repeat customers  ;D
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: McFarland on February 20, 2009, 08:20:07 PM
Listen bro...we go a long way back...if you want ANYONE worth a shit from MySpace or anywhere else, don't ever show them a pic of you with abs...fact of the universe number 2.
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: Jizzacked on February 20, 2009, 10:58:40 PM
Listen bro...we go a long way back...if you want ANYONE worth a shit from MySpace or anywhere else, don't ever show them a pic of you with abs...fact of the universe number 2.

well the funny thing about it is that it is just a shoulders and up pic, and there is no mention about anything regarding wrestling or fighting etc. he just wants a muscular broski to strangle him I guess. 

don't worry brotha, I wont be posting any ab pics... its been so long since I have seen them I forget what they look like  ;D
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: Tapeworm on February 20, 2009, 11:39:13 PM
I'd be less offended by the queer proposition than by the assumption that he could rent me.  Wow $300.  ::)  What an asshole. 

Tell him to get in shape and maybe he can find sex he won't have to pay for.
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: freespirit on February 21, 2009, 12:30:57 AM
i'd pay to wrestle with andrulla. s##t...i'd marry her and get it over

(http://www.ironbelles.com/graphics/andrulla1.jpg)

girls look soo much better when they come off of all that s##t

Is this her 2009 look?
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: kiwiol on February 21, 2009, 01:37:49 AM
I don't have an account in sites like Myspace or Facebook, but I got this PM in You Tube :-X

Quote
Hey Kiwi, how are you doing? I just saw your profile and of course your videos...wow, you are an incredibly huge muscleguy in excellent shape and you definitely know how to show it off, so fuckin hot to see you pumping and flexing, how you let your pecs bounce, to see your huge pumped veiny biceps and forearms!!! My name is Stefan, i am 30y/o,living in Germany, started lifting 3 months ago. I would really like to get to know you...if you use a messenger,please let me know which one and if there is an opportunity to chat or if i can reach you via email,ok?
Looking forward to hearing from you, big pumped musclestud!!!

Stefan

Needless to say I don't post any more videos in You Tube or elsewhere now ;D
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: Mars on February 21, 2009, 01:41:25 AM
I don't have an account in sites like Myspace or Facebook, but I got this PM in You Tube :-X

Needless to say I don't post any more videos in You Tube or elsewhere now ;D

hahah he already assume your a fag without asking it first.
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: kiwiol on February 21, 2009, 01:49:28 AM
hahah he already assume your a fag without asking it first.

I don't think they care most of the time - just fishing in the water, hoping someone will bite, I guess. Pretty sure I'm not the only guy to whom he's sent messages like that.

Serves me right anyway, for uploading video clips of me posing. Oh brother ::)
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: lovemonkey on February 21, 2009, 03:28:44 AM
I don't think they care most of the time - just fishing in the water, hoping someone will bite, I guess. Pretty sure I'm not the only guy to whom he's sent messages like that.

Serves me right anyway, for uploading video clips of me posing. Oh brother ::)

Rectal pounding or it didn't happen.
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: WillGrant on February 21, 2009, 03:33:15 AM
I don't have an account in sites like Myspace or Facebook, but I got this PM in You Tube :-X

Needless to say I don't post any more videos in You Tube or elsewhere now ;D
"Big pumped muscle stud"  lol sounds like jtsalami  ;D
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: kiwiol on February 21, 2009, 03:38:55 AM
"Big pumped muscle stud"  lol sounds like jtsalami  ;D

Thanks bro - I feel better now ::) ;D

Rectal pounding or it didn't happen.

I suggest you PM this guy

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=31203
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: Bobby on February 21, 2009, 04:27:04 AM
Listen bro...we go a long way back...if you want ANYONE worth a shit from MySpace or anywhere else, don't ever show them a pic of you with abs...fact of the universe number 2.

what do you mean? abs attract schmoes?
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: Griffith on February 21, 2009, 06:08:31 AM
what do you mean? abs attract schmoes?
women like abs, guys like the muscle.
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: The Showstoppa on February 21, 2009, 06:17:08 AM
women like abs, guys like the muscle.


You sound like a guy who would know...
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: johnnynoname on February 21, 2009, 06:21:33 AM
women like personality and humor (for the hundredth time)
only gay guys like abs
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: Griffith on February 21, 2009, 06:38:21 AM

You sound like a guy who would know...
a six pack seems to be one of a first things women notice on a physique, no matter how little muscle is on it. Look at Beckham, Ronaldo etc. They prefer leaness.


Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: divcom on February 22, 2009, 05:58:45 AM
Is this her 2009 look?

yep. drops 10 more lbs and she's baby mama material
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: Mars on February 22, 2009, 06:47:38 AM
a six pack seems to be one of a first things women notice on a physique, no matter how little muscle is on it. Look at Beckham, Ronaldo etc. They prefer leaness.




its very important, you can have great muscles but without a visible set of abbs it misses the boat.
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: johnnynoname on February 22, 2009, 06:59:15 AM
in my case, having great abs makes the rest of me "passable" to women

i mean, i can face the fact that I basically a male version of a "butterface"

god bless you my 8 little friends
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: Drama Queen on February 22, 2009, 07:02:37 AM

i mean, i can face the fact that I basically a male version of a "butterface"


Dude you are beautiful.
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: johnnynoname on February 22, 2009, 07:06:11 AM
Dude you are beautiful.

god i wish you were really a woman ;D
Title: Re: Proposition from a schmoe
Post by: Drama Queen on February 22, 2009, 07:06:51 AM
god i wish you were really a woman ;D

 ;D