heres one i got on myspace the other day
"Hey.
I work for phizer and have access to every subsiderary we own. I will give you whatever pharmacuetical products you want. and as much as you want. and ill set you up with a life time worth. and a desk job 3 days a week with a computer/internet hookup (3 hour shifts 3 times a week) that pays 100k a year. In return ill sit under your desk and give you head while your at work.
Let me know."
then i woke up