Author Topic: Proposition from a schmoe (Read 3206 times)

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #25 on:** February 20, 2009, 03:18:39 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on February 20, 2009, 02:01:02 PM

not on model mayhem

btw, don't accept anything less than 500 bucks for a solo scene.
ask for 500 or tell them to go fuck themselves....well, they might enjoy fucking themselves but you get the point

you told me 600 was your usual rate, but that you'd give me $100 off cuz i was super fat?

damn, i gotta learn how to take better care of my money.

BIG_STI · « **Reply #26 on:** February 20, 2009, 03:23:50 PM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on February 20, 2009, 01:45:45 PM

Schmoes are ecomming less and less bashful.... here are a few messages I have recently recieved

hi there- here is something a little different- and i appreciate that you are straight

- im a 41yo guy-basically straight - but with a few mild bi tendencies,(pretty well contained)
one of these is to have friendship with a fit guy,
nothing sleazy or full on- mainly friendship
happy to sponsor him /reward him well- and travel
i do not want you to touch me in any way
i would appreciate a reply
Thanks
Tony"

so any thoughts?
i am genuine and serious
genuine friendship, and very good rewards/sponsorship
you set the rules
Tony

What schmoe would want a skinny twink like you?

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #27 on:** February 20, 2009, 03:27:39 PM »

Quote from: BIG_STI on February 20, 2009, 03:23:50 PM

What schmoe would want a skinny twink like you?

Oh brother... I've upset a gimmick. Time for me to go running for the hills before I get owned

DeketheCreep · « **Reply #28 on:** February 20, 2009, 03:32:37 PM »

Quote from: Jizzacked on February 20, 2009, 01:32:52 PM

So I hadn't logged into myspace in months, so I decided to check my messages and low and behold... an indecent proposal from some local schmoe

Hey bro,
lookin for someone good at chokes and wrestling. I'd be willing to pay ya $200 just to lock it and put me out.
Just kinda like the adrenaline rush from it. I'd pay pay more if u can handle flexin a little.. Up it to like $300 30 Not lookin for anything more than that..
Anyway, I know its an odd email, but if ur down, let me know and id be willing to pay ya on a regular basis.

Scott

oh brother
here is the pic of this "guy"

go for it bro

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #29 on:** February 20, 2009, 03:40:46 PM »

Quote from: Jizzacked on February 20, 2009, 01:32:52 PM

So I hadn't logged into myspace in months, so I decided to check my messages and low and behold... an indecent proposal from some local schmoe

Hey bro,
lookin for someone good at chokes and wrestling. I'd be willing to pay ya $200 just to lock it and put me out.
Just kinda like the adrenaline rush from it. I'd pay pay more if u can handle flexin a little.. Up it to like $300 30 Not lookin for anything more than that..
Anyway, I know its an odd email, but if ur down, let me know and id be willing to pay ya on a regular basis.

Scott

oh brother
here is the pic of this "guy"

where's the indecent part?

Bobby · « **Reply #30 on:** February 20, 2009, 04:15:38 PM »

Quote from: Jizzacked on February 20, 2009, 01:32:52 PM

So I hadn't logged into myspace in months, so I decided to check my messages and low and behold... an indecent proposal from some local schmoe

Hey bro,
lookin for someone good at chokes and wrestling. I'd be willing to pay ya $200 just to lock it and put me out.
Just kinda like the adrenaline rush from it. I'd pay pay more if u can handle flexin a little.. Up it to like $300 30 Not lookin for anything more than that..
Anyway, I know its an odd email, but if ur down, let me know and id be willing to pay ya on a regular basis.

Scott

oh brother
here is the pic of this "guy"

what did you do with the money?

tbombz · « **Reply #31 on:** February 20, 2009, 04:21:10 PM »

heres one i got on myspace the other day

"Hey.
I work for phizer and have access to every subsiderary we own. I will give you whatever pharmacuetical products you want. and as much as you want. and ill set you up with a life time worth. and a desk job 3 days a week with a computer/internet hookup (3 hour shifts 3 times a week) that pays 100k a year. In return ill sit under your desk and give you head while your at work.
Let me know."

then i woke up

divcom · « **Reply #32 on:** February 20, 2009, 06:16:27 PM »

i'd pay to wrestle with andrulla. s##t...i'd marry her and get it over

girls look soo much better when they come off of all that s##t

johnnynoname · « **Reply #33 on:** February 20, 2009, 08:12:02 PM »

Quote from: Power Rod on February 20, 2009, 03:18:39 PM

you told me 600 was your usual rate, but that you'd give me $100 off cuz i was super fat?

damn, i gotta learn how to take better care of my money.

actually, it was 100 off because I give a discount to repeat customers

McFarland · « **Reply #34 on:** February 20, 2009, 08:20:07 PM »

Listen bro...we go a long way back...if you want ANYONE worth a shit from MySpace or anywhere else, don't ever show them a pic of you with abs...fact of the universe number 2.

Jizzacked · « **Reply #35 on:** February 20, 2009, 10:58:40 PM »

Quote from: McFarland on February 20, 2009, 08:20:07 PM

Listen bro...we go a long way back...if you want ANYONE worth a shit from MySpace or anywhere else, don't ever show them a pic of you with abs...fact of the universe number 2.

well the funny thing about it is that it is just a shoulders and up pic, and there is no mention about anything regarding wrestling or fighting etc. he just wants a muscular broski to strangle him I guess.

don't worry brotha, I wont be posting any ab pics... its been so long since I have seen them I forget what they look like

Tapeworm · « **Reply #36 on:** February 20, 2009, 11:39:13 PM »

I'd be less offended by the queer proposition than by the assumption that he could rent me. Wow $300.

What an asshole.

Tell him to get in shape and maybe he can find sex he won't have to pay for.

freespirit · « **Reply #37 on:** February 21, 2009, 12:30:57 AM »

Quote from: divcom on February 20, 2009, 06:16:27 PM

i'd pay to wrestle with andrulla. s##t...i'd marry her and get it over

girls look soo much better when they come off of all that s##t

Is this her 2009 look?

kiwiol · « **Reply #38 on:** February 21, 2009, 01:37:49 AM »

I don't have an account in sites like Myspace or Facebook, but I got this PM in You Tube

Quote

Hey Kiwi, how are you doing? I just saw your profile and of course your videos...wow, you are an incredibly huge muscleguy in excellent shape and you definitely know how to show it off, so fuckin hot to see you pumping and flexing, how you let your pecs bounce, to see your huge pumped veiny biceps and forearms!!! My name is Stefan, i am 30y/o,living in Germany, started lifting 3 months ago. I would really like to get to know you...if you use a messenger,please let me know which one and if there is an opportunity to chat or if i can reach you via email,ok?
Looking forward to hearing from you, big pumped musclestud!!!

Stefan

Needless to say I don't post any more videos in You Tube or elsewhere now

Mars · « **Reply #39 on:** February 21, 2009, 01:41:25 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on February 21, 2009, 01:37:49 AM

I don't have an account in sites like Myspace or Facebook, but I got this PM in You Tube

Needless to say I don't post any more videos in You Tube or elsewhere now

hahah he already assume your a fag without asking it first.

kiwiol · « **Reply #40 on:** February 21, 2009, 01:49:28 AM »

Quote from: Mars on February 21, 2009, 01:41:25 AM

hahah he already assume your a fag without asking it first.

I don't think they care most of the time - just fishing in the water, hoping someone will bite, I guess. Pretty sure I'm not the only guy to whom he's sent messages like that.

Serves me right anyway, for uploading video clips of me posing. Oh brother

lovemonkey · « **Reply #41 on:** February 21, 2009, 03:28:44 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on February 21, 2009, 01:49:28 AM

I don't think they care most of the time - just fishing in the water, hoping someone will bite, I guess. Pretty sure I'm not the only guy to whom he's sent messages like that.

Serves me right anyway, for uploading video clips of me posing. Oh brother

Rectal pounding or it didn't happen.

WillGrant · « **Reply #42 on:** February 21, 2009, 03:33:15 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on February 21, 2009, 01:37:49 AM

I don't have an account in sites like Myspace or Facebook, but I got this PM in You Tube

Needless to say I don't post any more videos in You Tube or elsewhere now

"Big pumped muscle stud" lol sounds like jtsalami

kiwiol · « **Reply #43 on:** February 21, 2009, 03:38:55 AM »

Quote from: WillGrant on February 21, 2009, 03:33:15 AM

"Big pumped muscle stud" lol sounds like jtsalami

Thanks bro - I feel better now

Quote from: lovemonkey on February 21, 2009, 03:28:44 AM

Rectal pounding or it didn't happen.

I suggest you PM this guy

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=31203

Bobby · « **Reply #44 on:** February 21, 2009, 04:27:04 AM »

Quote from: McFarland on February 20, 2009, 08:20:07 PM

Listen bro...we go a long way back...if you want ANYONE worth a shit from MySpace or anywhere else, don't ever show them a pic of you with abs...fact of the universe number 2.

what do you mean? abs attract schmoes?

Griffith · « **Reply #45 on:** February 21, 2009, 06:08:31 AM »

Quote from: Bobby on February 21, 2009, 04:27:04 AM

what do you mean? abs attract schmoes?

women like abs, guys like the muscle.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #46 on:** February 21, 2009, 06:17:08 AM »

Quote from: Griffith on February 21, 2009, 06:08:31 AM

women like abs, guys like the muscle.

You sound like a guy who would know...

johnnynoname · « **Reply #47 on:** February 21, 2009, 06:21:33 AM »

women like personality and humor (for the hundredth time)
only gay guys like abs

Griffith · « **Reply #48 on:** February 21, 2009, 06:38:21 AM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on February 21, 2009, 06:17:08 AM

You sound like a guy who would know...

a six pack seems to be one of a first things women notice on a physique, no matter how little muscle is on it. Look at Beckham, Ronaldo etc. They prefer leaness.

divcom · « **Reply #49 on:** February 22, 2009, 05:58:45 AM »

Quote from: freespirit on February 21, 2009, 12:30:57 AM

Is this her 2009 look?

yep. drops 10 more lbs and she's baby mama material