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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: The Showstoppa on February 21, 2009, 10:44:52 AM
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Or are you dainty and place them down gingerly on the floor? Bruno (my trainer/gym owner/confidant) gave me the ok to just launch those bitches when I finish a set. I routinely make some twink or woman have to leap out of the way! Bruno just laughs. He and his wife only allow me to do this. It makes some other members mad and they have quit. We just laugh at them.
So how about you monsters? You got it like that?
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Or are you dainty and place them down gingerly on the floor? Bruno (my trainer/gym owner/confidant) gave me the ok to just launch those bitches when I finish a set. I routinely make some twink or woman have to leap out of the way! Bruno just laughs. He and his wife only allow me to do this. It makes some other members mad and they have quit. We just laugh at them.
So how about you monsters? You got it like that?
I did not quit ok, I just took a break after you hit me in the head!
AND i heared you laughing as I fucked off out the door
I will be back
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i throw them down while screaming at the top of my voice
then throw in some shadow boxing
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Sam, I would never intentionally launch a db at your noggin'. I'm just that damn uncontrollable...
bigmc sounds like a true Iron Warrior....
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Sam, I would never intentionally launch a db at your noggin'. I'm just that damn uncontrollable...
bigmc sounds like a true Iron Warrior....
Your all heart :D
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I just bring in 2 supermodels with me when I train, so I can sip on my Whey + Waxy Maize + Creatine + Glutamine + Taurine + Amino Acid shake fortified with Dark Matter TM, Gakic TM and Aplodan TM while they change the weights - no point in letting your blood sugar levels drop from not eating something every 8 minutes.
It's all about staying Anabolic baby!
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I bought a rascal scooter so after leg day i wouldn't interfere with recovery.
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I bought a rascal scooter so after leg day i wouldn't interfere with recovery.
I heard Onlyme has one to travel from his bed to the fridge and back, Mass
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I heard Onlyme has one to travel from his bed to the fridge and back, Mass
He had to drop a V-8 in it to get enough horsepower...
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I heard Onlyme has one to travel from his bed to the fridge and back, Mass
LMAO. With reinforced shocks i hope.
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I bought a rascal scooter so after leg day i wouldn't interfere with recovery.
Its funny when you go to a place like Wal-Mart and see a married couple in their early 40's yet both so obese and lazy that they each use Rascal Scooters to get around in.
Makes me proud to be an American.
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Some real getbiggers up in this thread. 8)
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He had to drop a V-8 in it to get enough horsepower...
(http://healthhabits.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/scooter.jpg)
Glad he has that mountain dew.... don't wanna go catabolic.
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Gots ta get ta wurk... ARBEIT MACHT FREI!! IM LATE!! I GOT TO BE ON TIME FOR MY SECRETARY JOB!! DID I FORGET TO PUT ON MY PERFUME THAT SMELLS LIKE STALE BUTTHOLE WITH A SCENT OF LAVENDER!?!?
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Gots ta get ta wurk... ARBEIT MACHT FREI!! IM LATE!! I GOT TO BE ON TIME FOR MY SECRETARY JOB!! DID I FORGET TO PUT ON MY PERFUME THAT SMELLS LIKE STALE BUTTHOLE WITH A SCENT OF LAVENDER!?!?
It's a cruel world, Leafy - someone should be driving these poor creatures around, instead of making them work that accelerator and brakes themselves :-\
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I don't know about this one. Onlyme hasn't been a slim 500 since 8th grade
(http://marvinconstant.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/sportster-se-mobility-scooter-2901.jpg)
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I don't know about this one. Onlyme hasn't been a slim 500 since 8th grade
(http://marvinconstant.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/sportster-se-mobility-scooter-2901.jpg)
I don't think Keef's hips/ass would fit between the armrests... :-\
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(http://healthhabits.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/scooter.jpg)
Glad he has that mountain dew.... don't wanna go catabolic.
Future American citizen, getting weaker and fatter.
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throwing db's is hilarious, it's always the wannabe's throwing the 60-100 pound db's on the floor. ::)
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Or are you dainty and place them down gingerly on the floor? Bruno (my trainer/gym owner/confidant) gave me the ok to just launch those bitches when I finish a set. I routinely make some twink or woman have to leap out of the way! Bruno just laughs. He and his wife only allow me to do this. It makes some other members mad and they have quit. We just laugh at them.
So how about you monsters? You got it like that?
there's programs you can take to help you with your insecurities.
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there's programs you can take to help you with your insecurities.
What are my insecurities "hazmat?" When I finish a set and feel like it, with the gym owners approval, I just launch them without any regard to the other idiots in the gym. They don't like it...too bad...I'm an out of control 18-wheeler, baby!
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throwing db's is hilarious, it's always the wannabe's throwing the 60-100 pound db's on the floor. ::)
hahahaha! or the 150lb wife beater wearing, stone face warrior, slapping a 10lb plate on the squat bar, to do sum wicked back swaying curls ;D
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hahahaha! or the 150lb wife beater wearing, stone face warrior, slapping a 10lb plate on the squat bar, to do sum wicked back swaying curls ;D
;D
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What are my insecurities "hazmat?" When I finish a set and feel like it, with the gym owners approval, I just launch them without any regard to the other idiots in the gym. They don't like it...too bad...I'm an out of control 18-wheeler, baby!
Hey fock em and they can't handle your gym thuggish style.
I never ever unrack shit or even clean up the snots i blow out of my nose before i hit a set...........Gym Thug 4 life!
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Hey fock em and they can't handle your gym thuggish style.
I never ever unrack shit or even clean up the snots i blow out of my nose before i hit a set...........Gym Thug 4 life!
GT4L !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Boom! I think I'll just start using the back of their shirts to blow my nose on.
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I just bring in 2 supermodels with me when I train, so I can sip on my Whey + Waxy Maize + Creatine + Glutamine + Taurine + Amino Acid shake fortified with Dark Matter TM, Gakic TM and Aplodan TM while they change the weights - no point in letting your blood sugar levels drop from not eating something every 8 minutes.
It's all about staying Anabolic baby!
ROFL
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I just bring in 2 supermodels with me when I train, so I can sip on my Whey + Waxy Maize + Creatine + Glutamine + Taurine + Amino Acid shake fortified with Dark Matter TM, Gakic TM and Aplodan TM while they change the weights - no point in letting your blood sugar levels drop from not eating something every 8 minutes.
It's all about staying Anabolic baby!
Kiwiol are you saying that you would like to feed this fine concoction to your pet chimp before it ripped your balls off? ???
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If I do that,Paco will cut my balls off.
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GT4L !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Boom! I think I'll just start using the back of their shirts to blow my nose on.
That's what I do........sometimes right before i hit a pb on the bench.... i get a hit of chalk, walk up to some poser.... clap my hands MJ style and blow dust all over his ugly mug, take a drink out of his water jug, slap his girls ass and bust out 10 to 15 reps, slam the bar down, get up, look around to make sure everyone is looking, bounce my pecs a few times than wink at the hottie on the treadmill..............G T4L!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That's what I do........sometimes right before i hit a pb on the bench.... i get a hit of chalk, walk up to some poser.... clap my hands MJ style and blow dust all over his ugly mug, take a drink out of his water jug, slap his girls ass and bust out 10 to 15 reps, slam the bar down, get up, look around to make sure everyone is looking, bounce my pecs a few times than wink at the hottie on the treadmill..............G T4L!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes! That's what we need more of. Real men, moving real weight and making sure everybody within earshot knows about it. I also like to walk off after about 5 reps when I've told some tiny tit that I will spot him. We just stand by the counter and laugh at him as he struggles to get the weight off. It's all good, clean fun...
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Kiwiol are you saying that you would like to feed this fine concoction to your pet chimp before it ripped your balls off? ???
Look Jeff, that was a one-time incident and thanks to the surgeon and the meds, the only scars I have are the ones in my heart. So what do you say we just put it behind us and move on?
I expect positive things like support, a spot, 2 scoops of Whey and lending of thongs from my iron bros, my brother - not spiteful reminders of hurtful incidents from my past.
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I just bring in 2 supermodels with me when I train, so I can sip on my Whey + Waxy Maize + Creatine + Glutamine + Taurine + Amino Acid shake fortified with Dark Matter TM, Gakic TM and Aplodan TM while they change the weights - no point in letting your blood sugar levels drop from not eating something every 8 minutes.
It's all about staying Anabolic baby!
hahahhaa,getbig hall of fame ma big 'ol terial. ;D
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I just bring in 2 supermodels with me when I train, so I can sip on my Whey + Waxy Maize + Creatine + Glutamine + Taurine + Amino Acid shake fortified with Dark Matter TM, Gakic TM and Aplodan TM while they change the weights - no point in letting your blood sugar levels drop from not eating something every 8 minutes.
It's all about staying Anabolic baby!
;D ;D
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my mistake guys, i forgot this was all make believe!!
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Yes! That's what we need more of. Real men, moving real weight and making sure everybody within earshot knows about it. I also like to walk off after about 5 reps when I've told some tiny tit that I will spot him. We just stand by the counter and laugh at him as he struggles to get the weight off. It's all good, clean fun...
ahahahah! yes! then tell them to up the weight and do it again hahahaha! good times!
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my mistake guys, i forgot this was all make believe!!
Calm down onlyme..........it's not that serious ;D
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Calm down onlyme..........it's not that serious ;D
not on here its not. just hit home today. i just had an argument with a 6'8" freak at my gym this morning about bending one of my dumbells. fortunately he saw my point of view and stopped throwing them.
probodies.ca
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not on here its not. just hit home today. i just had an argument with a 6'8" freak at my gym this morning about bending one of my dumbells. fortunately he saw my point of view and stopped throwing them.
probodies.ca
LOL!
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I don't even use the bathroom in my gym....I just piss in the corner.
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After a heavy set of shoulder press w/95 or 100 i'll let those things hit the ground, should I drop them back on my legs, fuck that!
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After spotting some twink on bench press, when i help him get the pussy weight off his chest I make sure to knock out a quick set of curls.
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After spotting some twink on bench press, when i help him get the pussy weight off his chest I make sure to knock out a quick set of curls.
;D
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After spotting some twink on bench press, when i help him get the pussy weight off his chest I make sure to knock out a quick set of curls.
haha, yes Awesomo.
Another activity that I enjoy is when these guys bring a towel in to spread out on the bench they are using, I like to be sure and sit on it at every chance.....hahaha
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haha, yes Awesomo.
Another activity that I enjoy is when these guys bring a towel in to spread out on the bench they are using, I like to be sure and sit on it at every chance.....hahaha
Hahahahahhaaaa
YEsyes
You should wipe your ass with it and then stuff it in their mouth :D
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Hahahahahhaaaa
YEsyes
You should wipe your ass with it and then stuff it in their mouth :D
Yes Groink. I usually have a good Egg albumin rectal nor'easter rewing....I just inject it into their precious towel..hahaha. One day a guy said, "Hey bro, you just farted on my towel..." I responded "don't worry bro...no charge..." hahaha
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Yes Groink. I usually have a good Egg albumin rectal nor'easter rewing....I just inject it into their precious towel..hahaha. One day a guy said, "Hey bro, you just farted on my towel..." I responded "don't worry bro...no charge..." hahaha
Hahahahahahahahahaa!!!!!!!!
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I don't even use the bathroom in my gym....I just piss in the corner.
That's alot of effort to get to a corner, what a nice guy you are.
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That's alot of effort to get to a corner, what a nice guy you are.
chaos is a real man. I've heard legendary tales of him just taking a dump in the middle of a set of squats and never bothering to back out of the rack. Boom!
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chaos is a real man. I've heard legendary tales of him just taking a dump in the middle of a set of squats and never bothering to back out of the rack. Boom!
I figure if you're already squatting, might as well drop a duece while you're in position.
I also piss in the drinking fountain to mark my territory, don't want some greaseball to wrap his lips around the spigot.
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Nothing wrong throwing some weight around if it's heavy, but come one there were these two monsters at the gym the other day screaming with 175lbs on the bar doing half reps on the bench.
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Nothing wrong throwing some weight around if it's heavy, but come one there were these two monsters at the gym the other day screaming with 175lbs on the bar doing half reps on the bench.
Hey, I was maxing out, cut me some slack.
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Hey, I was maxing out, cut me some slack.
We can't all be that large and beastly
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First I wear my 80's vintage clown workout pants with white otomix high tops. I wear the lastest tap out shirt with a nice doo rag on my head. I complete the look with nice shades on with my pink ipod shuffle on my sleeve. I then pick up the heaviest dumbbells on the rack for incline benches. It takes two guys to hand those suckers to me. I then announce in a loud voice, "watch this range of motion baby!" Then I proceed to do half reps screaming and grunting with every rep. When I'm sure everyone is completely impressed, I throw the dumbbells and with a crash yelling, "you gotta want it baby!" That's what I'm talking about. (no, I really don't throw dumbbells like a real man)
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I was make sure I grunt at the nearest mirror after throwing around dumbells and plates
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I threw the dumbells once, they went through the roof and landed on a car in the parking lot. :-[
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I threw the dumbells once, they went through the roof and landed on a car in the parking lot. :-[
HAHA now you're starting to sound like "Brent"
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(http://healthhabits.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/scooter.jpg)
Glad he has that mountain dew.... don't wanna go catabolic.
Keith looks like he has lost some weight
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HAHA now you're starting to sound like "Brent"
I said I'd pay for your window, didn't realize the 250's would fly that far. :-[