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Title: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: benz on March 13, 2009, 07:57:43 AM
No plans yet, and clavinh has been waiting for this thread to tell ME about HIS plans, am i right clavin bastard!

cheers to herr danielsson! this is the real weekend thread $%!!#"$%$#"#
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: CalvinH on March 13, 2009, 08:09:28 AM
Meltdown,why don't you just Alex for more 'hummer"advise :D
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: benz on March 13, 2009, 08:28:40 AM
Meltdown,why don't you just Alex for more 'hummer"advise :D

shut up homo that thread is long gone and if its not its your duty to take care of it :(

you didnt tell me about what are you doing tonight
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: CalvinH on March 13, 2009, 08:32:23 AM
shut up homo that thread is long gone and if its not its your duty to take care of it :(

you didnt tell me about what are you doing tonight



Just read the thread below ::)
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: danielson on March 13, 2009, 08:38:39 AM
No plans yet, and clavinh has been waiting for this thread to tell ME about HIS plans, am i right clavin bastard!

cheers to herr danielsson! this is the real weekend thread $%!!#"$%$#"#

Not sure yet buddy, kind of hungover, closed the bar the last two nights. May go to some party at a bar at 6ish, may blow it off and call up a whore to come hang out or go out. Way too early in the morning to know for sure yet. How about you, any big plans?
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: benz on March 13, 2009, 08:43:20 AM


Just read the thread below ::)


you are playin with fire clavinh
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: CalvinH on March 13, 2009, 08:46:17 AM
you are playin with fire clavinh



You know I never thanked SS for fooking up my name.it's kinda taken on a life of it's own ;D
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: benz on March 13, 2009, 08:51:37 AM
Not sure yet buddy, kind of hungover, closed the bar the last two nights. May go to some party at a bar at 6ish, may blow it off and call up a whore to come hang out or go out. Way too early in the morning to know for sure yet. How about you, any big plans?

No plans yet, i didnt buy tickets for "sensation white" and the wife has been pissing me off all week for that, my "contacts" didnt get me anything either, life sux

i think ill have to drink a bottle of wine and play halo wars :(



You know I never thanked SS for fooking up my name.it's kinda taken on a life of it's own ;D

ron made a mistake, your name is ClavinH
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on March 13, 2009, 08:53:54 AM
No plans yet, i didnt buy tickets for "sensation white" and the wife has been pissing me off all week for that, my "contacts" didnt get me anything either, life sux

i think ill have to drink a bottle of wine and play halo wars :(

ron made a mistake, your name is ClavinH

RE 5 is out today.
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: benz on March 13, 2009, 08:55:35 AM
RE 5 is out today.

already downloaded the "free" version off torrents, a week ago, and its burned, maybe this weekend i will go RED!
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: tbombz on March 13, 2009, 12:54:14 PM
play wi while watching my nephew with my grilfriend, bringin papa murphies pizza and steaks
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: Fury on March 13, 2009, 01:09:07 PM
RE 5 is out today.

Getting pretty mediocre reviews by RE standards. 1up only gave it a B.
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: CalvinH on March 13, 2009, 01:46:57 PM
Getting pretty mediocre reviews by RE standards. 1up only gave it a B.



Vodka will be my friend this weekend 8)
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: danielson on March 13, 2009, 01:49:51 PM
I still gotta hit the gym. Been procrastinating like a motherfukker today. Got a "date" with a hot ass black chick later. I put it in quotes cuz we may just meet for drinks with my friend and hers, she is trying to ditch her friend or afraid of going out alone with me, one of the two. I usually don't like black girls, but she must be half white, cuz I am digging her.
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on March 13, 2009, 03:47:39 PM
Getting pretty mediocre reviews by RE standards. 1up only gave it a B.

you know capcom fanboys will eat that shit and grin.
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: CalvinH on March 13, 2009, 06:34:59 PM
I'm all pdiddy an shit ::) I have a bottle of Ciroq vodka goin right now...it's actually pretty damn good :D
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: SinCitysmallGUY on March 13, 2009, 08:43:14 PM
I'm all pdiddy an shit ::) I have a bottle of Ciroq vodka goin right now...it's actually pretty damn good :D

rollin with the corona, blunt and about to watch pineapple express...
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: windsor88 on March 13, 2009, 08:46:56 PM
rollin with the corona, blunt and about to watch pineapple express...

cool movie
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: danielson on March 13, 2009, 11:53:07 PM
I am 15 beers in and about five shots or so. This whore who I have been fucking for the past three years wants me to come over and keeps sending me pics. She can't come here, she has a daughter. The ride is about 15 minutes. Risk it or hit it tomorrow ???

Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: danielson on March 14, 2009, 12:02:00 AM
riskkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk it--and provide details tomorrow
Again my good man, this is the same girl who you may remember me posting pics of years ago. I have been hitting it since. Drunk driving is no joke around here. I am seriously on the fence here. She used to live 3 minutes from me! >:( I am wide fkn awake, but would definitely blow drunk and then some if pulled over :(
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: danielson on March 14, 2009, 12:20:45 AM
Wtf, I can not get any bitch here right now. I must have blown 100 bucks on this whore tonight and she tells me she has to work tomorrow and we should go to dinner tomorrow and then wherever. Wtf does that even mean? I want to fuck now, not tomorrow. I can call several whores on a Saturday afternoon and close that shit, I want pussy now. What a shitty night! >:(
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: windsor88 on March 14, 2009, 12:23:10 AM
Again my good man, this is the same girl who you may remember me posting pics of years ago. I have been hitting it since. Drunk driving is no joke around here. I am seriously on the fence here. She used to live 3 minutes from me! >:( I am wide fkn awake, but would definitely blow drunk and then some if pulled over :(

not worth the risk for sure.  My wife said they shut down the highway and was pulling everyone over.  Had tow trucks out, paddy wagons and dogs.  It was setup like a toll booth.
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: windsor88 on March 14, 2009, 12:25:02 AM
not worth the risk for sure.  My wife said they shut down the highway and was pulling everyone over.  Had tow trucks out, paddy wagons and dogs.  It was setup like a toll booth.

wait...I didn't see the pics above danny.  You have got to get over there man and pound that ass...lol.
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: danielson on March 14, 2009, 12:25:30 AM
not worth the risk for sure.  My wife said they shut down the highway and was pulling everyone over.  Had tow trucks out, paddy wagons and dogs.  It was setup like a toll booth.

What state? Due to my excessive drinking I am "friendly" with a cabbie who drops all business when I call cuz I make it worth his while, but he is not answering :(
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: danielson on March 14, 2009, 12:28:37 AM
wait...I didn't see the pics above danny.  You have got to get over there man and pound that ass...lol.

I fuck her all the time. She thinks we are "together" lol and even wants her and her kid to move in with me lol. As soon as hell freezes over. I am horny now though. Some whore I was with tonight turned me on like a muthafukker, then went fkn home!!!!
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: windsor88 on March 14, 2009, 12:28:48 AM
What state? Due to me excessive drinking I am "friendly" with a cabbie who drops all business when I call cuz I make it worth his while, but he is not answering :(

I am in St. Louis but the scene is the same all over.  Cops ruining people sex lives.  :D
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: windsor88 on March 14, 2009, 12:32:52 AM
My Friday night is consisting of online poker and Im reading Mein Kampf

I thought you were banging some whore now avesher?
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: windsor88 on March 14, 2009, 01:18:57 AM
not unless porn and a bottle of hand lotion counts

 :'(
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: benz on March 14, 2009, 06:31:14 AM
last night right after a bottle of syrah and some peruvian food i cooked, i started to play RESIDENT EVIL 5

and i couldnt make right after the first encounter with a lot of monsters

sux, maybe i was drunk, who knows, but the game looks great, will try today again
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: BIG_STI on March 14, 2009, 06:50:53 AM
last night right after a bottle of syrah and some peruvian food i cooked, i started to play RESIDENT EVIL 5

and i couldnt make right after the first encounter with a lot of monsters

sux, maybe i was drunk, who knows, but the game looks great, will try today again

HAHA that was me a few weeks ago, got hammered and played FEAR 2 late at night. Got a little freaked out.
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: benz on March 14, 2009, 07:28:41 AM
HAHA that was me a few weeks ago, got hammered and played FEAR 2 late at night. Got a little freaked out.

you know, playing semi drunk it gives you a different sensation, the game becomes harder lol
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: BIG_STI on March 14, 2009, 07:33:04 AM
you know, playing semi drunk it gives you a different sensation, the game becomes harder lol

I tried playing Forza 2 drunk a few times. I just gave up, couldn't stay on the track or brake in time.
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: SS on March 14, 2009, 07:56:52 AM
cool movie
Esp when you watch it baked.
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: windsor88 on March 14, 2009, 04:06:05 PM
Esp when you watch it baked.
  ;)
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: Parker on March 14, 2009, 04:39:33 PM
Wtf, I can not get any bitch here right now. I must have blown 100 bucks on this whore tonight and she tells me she has to work tomorrow and we should go to dinner tomorrow and then wherever. Wtf does that even mean? I want to fuck now, not tomorrow. I can call several whores on a Saturday afternoon and close that shit, I want pussy now. What a shitty night! >:(

WTF, you blew 100 dollars on the black chica, yet you had  "Lay Away" cooter wanting you, and didn't hit it. regardless if the cooter is what you've been tapping for 3 yrs. Your out $100, brah...and no cooter.
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: danielson on March 14, 2009, 04:40:55 PM
WTF, you blew 100 dollars on the black chica, yet you had  "Lay Away" cooter wanting you, and didn't hit it. regardless if the cooter is what you've been tapping for 3 yrs. Your out $100, brah...and no cooter.

It was just one night, gotta lay the groundwork for the future.
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: Parker on March 14, 2009, 05:26:55 PM
It was just one night, gotta lay the groundwork for the future.

True, tis very true...I just thought by the post You wanted NOW, but you MILF with the fake tiggoes wanting it...

The other chica can wait....

By the way, your going to marry the MILF ;D, she just hasn't broken you down yet, but she is in the process, you've been tapping it for 3 yrs... 
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: danielson on March 14, 2009, 05:59:46 PM

By the way, your going to marry the MILF ;D, she just hasn't broken you down yet, but she is in the process, you've been tapping it for 3 yrs... 

Lol, not a chance. She is cool and fun to hang with. But not marriage material by any means. The black chick though, although I am not saying anything about marriage, I really kind of dig. Cool chick and hot as fuck.
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: Parker on March 14, 2009, 06:37:04 PM
Lol, not a chance. She is cool and fun to hang with. But not marriage material by any means. The black chick though, although I am not saying anything about marriage, I really kind of dig. Cool chick and hot as fuck.

Good, to see a Master has not fallen prey infantile MILF mental projections. Get pics of Hot gurl if chance warrants.

Fuck Ya'll get to have fun on a Sat. while I'm stuck putting bonds on Defendants
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: danielson on March 14, 2009, 07:16:46 PM
Good, to see a Master has not fallen prey infantile MILF mental projections. Get pics of Hot gurl if chance warrants.

Fuck Ya'll get to have fun on a Sat. while I'm stuck putting bonds on Defendants

The black girl just texted me and is going to the exact same bar as the milf who I promised I would meet up there, was just too tired/hungover to go earlier with her. The logical thing would be to go to a totally different bar and avoid the situation altogether. But I am not a logical person. Should be interesting. Truth be told, the milf has fucked up every halfway decent relationship I have had in the past three years cuz I just can not stop fucking her, so might as well fuck this one up right from the start. As far as a pic of "tasha", shouldn't be a problem.
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: danielson on March 14, 2009, 07:27:26 PM
The black girl just texted me and is going to the exact same bar as the milf who I promised I would meet up there, was just too tired/hungover to go earlier with her. The logical thing would be to go to a totally different bar and avoid the situation altogether. But I am not a logical person. Should be interesting. Truth be told, the milf has fucked up every halfway decent relationship I have had in the past three years cuz I just can not stop fucking her, so might as well fuck this one up right from the start. As far as a pic of "tasha", shouldn't be a problem.

Real quick if anyone is reading at all. I am having second thoughts. Do I go to this place and try to juggle them both some how or go somewhere else? I have 15 minutes to decide. If I were drunk, it would be a no-brainer, but this is my fourth night in a row drinking and am only on beer 5 and they are not going down so good.  :(
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: danielson on March 14, 2009, 07:29:22 PM
stay home and sleep

Oh heavens no. It's Saturday night and I am a single guy who loves to drink.
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: Parker on March 14, 2009, 07:35:04 PM
Real quick if anyone is reading at all. I am having second thoughts. Do I go to this place and try to juggle them both some how or go somewhere else? I have 15 minutes to decide. If I were drunk, it would be a no-brainer, but this is my fourth night in a row drinking and am only on beer 5 and they are not going down so good.  :(

Fuck NO!! Call that shit a night. Trying to juggle a desperate MILF and black chick named Tasha? That's like mixing Fire and Nitro, and trying to piss to put it out. You'd better off drunk, cause you will not have any nuts...

Plus NEVER, under NO CIRCUMSTANCES trust a black girl named TASHA...Sounds Ghetto, and all the Tasha's I have known from NYC to FL have been ghetto.

But I guess that MILF is a sure bet for you...
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: BIG_STI on March 14, 2009, 07:40:00 PM
Fuck NO!! Call that shit a night. Trying to juggle a desperate MILF and black chick named Tasha? That's like mixing Fire and Nitro, and trying to piss to put it out. You'd better off drunk, cause you will not have any nuts...

Plus NEVER, under NO CIRCUMSTANCES trust a black girl named TASHA...Sounds Ghetto, and all the Tasha's I have known from NYC to FL have been ghetto.

But I guess that MILF is a sure bet for you...

I bet she's a crazy bitch, probably trying to stab people and shit.
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: danielson on March 14, 2009, 07:44:26 PM
Fuck NO!! Call that shit a night. Trying to juggle a desperate MILF and black chick named Tasha? That's like mixing Fire and Nitro, and trying to piss to put it out. You'd better off drunk, cause you will not have any nuts...

Plus NEVER, under NO CIRCUMSTANCES trust a black girl named TASHA...Sounds Ghetto, and all the Tasha's I have known from NYC to FL have been ghetto.

But I guess that MILF is a sure bet for you...

Lol, my buddy just pulled in my neighborhood, we have a perfect system, he flies, I buy. We will go wherever he wants to go. Let you fellas know tomorrow.
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: Parker on March 15, 2009, 12:20:30 PM
Lol, my buddy just pulled in my neighborhood, we have a perfect system, he flies, I buy. We will go wherever he wants to go. Let you fellas know tomorrow.

How'd it go last night?
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: danielson on March 15, 2009, 01:49:58 PM
How'd it go last night?
:)

True that. I met her last night, hit it and still decided to spend the day with her. Totally dig this bitch, thanks to Parker for advising me to stay away from the other two broads. Worked out well.
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: Parker on March 15, 2009, 02:20:53 PM
:)


Excellent "D". What did the new chica look like?

By the way, i still think the MILF has you by the balls. I'm going thru a similar situation.
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: danielson on March 15, 2009, 05:50:27 PM
Excellent "D". What did the new chica look like?

By the way, i still think the MILF has you by the balls. I'm going thru a similar situation.


Not bad, great in bed but already talking about how we "feel so comfortable together" and making summer plans etc., kind of odd. She just left an hour ago and this is the text I got, verbatim..

I am so glad I met u... and how it turned out!!!You seem like a man I could get along with very well...ur awesome!!! Can't wait to see you again.


Kind of coming on a bit strong, not to mention she has already sent me like a dozen pics of herself. I think I need to proceed with caution.
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: drkaje on March 15, 2009, 06:04:52 PM
Did you pound the anus?
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: danielson on March 15, 2009, 06:06:34 PM
Did you pound the anus?


No, she likes to fuck, five times since about 4 a.m., but no anal.  :(
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: Parker on March 15, 2009, 06:10:49 PM

Not bad, great in bed but already talking about how we "feel so comfortable together" and making summer plans etc., kind of odd. She just left an hour ago and this is the text I got, verbatim..

I am so glad I met u... and how it turned out!!!You seem like a man I could get along with very well...ur awesome!!! Can't wait to see you again.


Kind of coming on a bit strong, not to mention she has already sent me like a dozen pics of herself. I think I need to proceed with caution.

Fuck Yeah, how old is the chick...She's a crazy one. She seems like a desperate one. She needs to be on that VH1 show "Tough Love", where dude said, "You can make any man sleep with you, but not any man will put a ring on your finger."  

 chicks like that file Restraining orders on dudes and play "Court Games" real well, saying shit is dropped, and then saying You are doing shit... i deal with that shit everyday.
Bitch sent you dozens of pics...damn...I'd say keep hitting it, but keep that shit arm's length. Still better than two chicks beforehand at the same bar. one can only explain soo much.
But glad your weekend turned okay.
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: danielson on March 15, 2009, 06:13:55 PM
Fuck Yeah, how old is the chick...She's a crazy one. She seems like a desperate one. She needs to be on that VH1 show "Tough Love", where dude said, "You can make any man sleep with you, but not any man will put a ring on your finger."  

 chicks like that file Restraining orders on dudes and play "Court Games" real well, saying shit is dropped, and then saying You are doing shit... i deal with that shit everyday.
Bitch sent you dozens of pics...damn...I'd say keep hitting it, but keep that shit arm's length. Still better than two chicks beforehand at the same bar. one can only explain soo much.
But glad your weekend turned okay.

I am going to keep her around as she didn't seem weird in person. Maybe she is just a crazy texter. I still gotta figure out what to do with the other two though, they have been blowing my phone up since late last night. I am just too damn tired to deal with it right now.
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: Parker on March 15, 2009, 06:34:38 PM
I am going to keep her around as she didn't seem weird in person. Maybe she is just a crazy texter. I still gotta figure out what to do with the other two though, they have been blowing my pone up since late last night. I am just too damn tired to deal with it right now.

Get some rest. the other two can wait, one is a sure bet, you've been hitting it for 3 yrs, like a Honda she's reliable. The other, who knows, all I know is anything with a "Tasha" in it, and any variation: Natasha, Latasha, N'tasha, Tashah, the chicks are hood-rats, or ghetto, even though might have come from a middle calss upbringing.
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: drkaje on March 16, 2009, 05:37:44 AM

No, she likes to fuck, five times since about 4 a.m., but no anal.  :(

That is fucking!!
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 16, 2009, 07:51:31 PM
Did you pound the anus?

POST OF THE YEAR
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: danielson on March 18, 2009, 05:29:23 PM
Get some rest. the other two can wait, one is a sure bet, you've been hitting it for 3 yrs, like a Honda she's reliable. The other, who knows, all I know is anything with a "Tasha" in it, and any variation: Natasha, Latasha, N'tasha, Tashah, the chicks are hood-rats, or ghetto, even though might have come from a middle calss upbringing.

Yo Parker check this out. New bitch is cool, a little clingy, but fun and has a good job, seems smart whatever. Anyway, she is divorced, 28 years old and has a 5 year old kid. Not an ideal situation, but whatever. Anyway, she calls me today and tells me it's her weekend with her daughter and asks if I want to come over and meet her. I literally laughed and said "umm, don't you think we should figure out if we like each other before you introduce me to your kid?" I just met the bitch on Saturday ffs. What kind of girl wants their new fuck buddy meeting their daughter after 6 days anyway? I am confused about this bitch man. She's not even my type tbh, I like blonde hair and huge fake tits, but there is something about her I dig I guess.

Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: chaos on March 18, 2009, 05:40:08 PM
Yo Parker check this out. New bitch is cool, a little clingy, but fun and has a good job, seems smart whatever. Anyway, she is divorced, 28 years old and has a 5 year old kid. Not an ideal situation, but whatever. Anyway, she calls me today and tells me it's her weekend with her daughter and asks if I want to come over and meet her. I literally laughed and said "umm, don't you think we should figure out if we like each other before you introduce me to your kid?" I just met the bitch on Saturday ffs. What kind of girl wants their new fuck buddy meeting their daughter after 6 days anyway? I am confused about this bitch man. She's not even my type tbh, I like blonde hair and huge fake tits, but there is something about her I dig I guess.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=269841.0;attach=310057;image)
Nice. 8)

Weird about meeting the kid though, seems desperate.
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: danielson on March 18, 2009, 05:41:58 PM
Nice. 8)

Weird about meeting the kid though, seems desperate.

I even asked her what if the kid gets attached to me and then I am not around? She said it wouldn't be a problem, I told her if her daughter gets attached as easily as her mother it would be a huge problem. At least she laughed though.
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: windsor88 on March 18, 2009, 05:42:54 PM
Nice. 8)

Weird about meeting the kid though, seems desperate.

x2

Where did you meet her danny?
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: danielson on March 18, 2009, 05:47:03 PM
x2

Where did you meet her danny?

A bar.
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 18, 2009, 07:38:40 PM
I even asked her what if the kid gets attached to me and then I am not around? She said it wouldn't be a problem, I told her if her daughter gets attached as easily as her mother it would be a huge problem. At least she laughed though.

That's fucked up :o

not giving a shit about yourself is one thing, don't drag a kid down
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: drkaje on March 18, 2009, 08:14:30 PM
Pound the anus before making any snap decisions.
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: chaos on March 18, 2009, 08:16:28 PM
Pound the anus before making any snap decisions.
LMAO ;D
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: drkaje on March 18, 2009, 08:35:44 PM
LMAO ;D

Not kidding.
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: chaos on March 18, 2009, 08:41:51 PM
Not kidding.
With your obsession with pounding anus, you're not taking the Wiggs route are you? :-X
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: drkaje on March 18, 2009, 09:00:02 PM
With your obsession with pounding anus, you're not taking the Wiggs route are you? :-X

Scientific fact: You never know what a chick is really like until after pounding the anus.
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: Parker on March 18, 2009, 10:43:51 PM
Yo Parker check this out. New bitch is cool, a little clingy, but fun and has a good job, seems smart whatever. Anyway, she is divorced, 28 years old and has a 5 year old kid. Not an ideal situation, but whatever. Anyway, she calls me today and tells me it's her weekend with her daughter and asks if I want to come over and meet her. I literally laughed and said "umm, don't you think we should figure out if we like each other before you introduce me to your kid?" I just met the bitch on Saturday ffs. What kind of girl wants their new fuck buddy meeting their daughter after 6 days anyway? I am confused about this bitch man. She's not even my type tbh, I like blonde hair and huge fake tits, but there is something about her I dig I guess.



Pound the anus like Doc said...matbe at 28 yrs old, divorced and with a 5 yr old she is looking for some stability before she turns 30....Or maybe she is crazy, or maybe she is playin' you. Who knows, at least you are getting some major VAG time. When VAG time is up, then it's time contemplate or ponteficate on what she means
Scientific fact: You never know what a chick is really like until after pounding the anus.

No truer words have been spoken :'(
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: BIG_STI on March 20, 2009, 10:03:47 AM
I had some whore who I fucked one day and she wanted me to meet her kid the next day. I was like hell no.
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: danielson on March 20, 2009, 11:02:24 AM
I had some whore who I fucked one day and she wanted me to meet her kid the next day. I was like hell no.

Weird shit, isn't it. I am done with the bitch now. Way too crazy for me.
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: drkaje on March 20, 2009, 11:47:04 AM
Weird shit, isn't it. I am done with the bitch now. Way too crazy for me.

Sometimes chicks have bad self-esteem and try to overcompensate. Sure, there's the crazy mixed in but all of us have a little of that. :)
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: chaos on March 20, 2009, 05:22:22 PM
Weird shit, isn't it. I am done with the bitch now. Way too crazy for me.
Did the anus ever receive the pounding?
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: danielson on March 20, 2009, 06:21:52 PM
Did the anus ever receive the pounding?

Lol, no.
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: windsor88 on March 20, 2009, 06:28:25 PM
so danny,  are you able to stay friends with these girls after you dump a gallon of cum on them and then toss em to the side?  You have a long list of ex-lady friends so I am sure you see them out sometimes after you ravaged that ass.
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: danielson on March 20, 2009, 10:28:08 PM
so danny,  are you able to stay friends with these girls after you dump a gallon of cum on them and then toss em to the side?  You have a long list of ex-lady friends so I am sure you see them out sometimes after you ravaged that ass.
For the most part I still sleep with them occasionally. Tomorrow I am going to try to make things work out with the stripper I have been seeing for the past 3 years on and off, she wants to come make me dinner and see a movie or whatever. It will be the same thing as always, two days together and me getting bored and wanting space. But whatever, it is what it is. I had perfection(for me) and lost it, and I won't settle till I get something close to it.
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on March 21, 2009, 12:09:15 AM
Yo Parker check this out. New bitch is cool, a little clingy, but fun and has a good job, seems smart whatever. Anyway, she is divorced, 28 years old and has a 5 year old kid. Not an ideal situation, but whatever. Anyway, she calls me today and tells me it's her weekend with her daughter and asks if I want to come over and meet her. I literally laughed and said "umm, don't you think we should figure out if we like each other before you introduce me to your kid?" I just met the bitch on Saturday ffs. What kind of girl wants their new fuck buddy meeting their daughter after 6 days anyway? I am confused about this bitch man. She's not even my type tbh, I like blonde hair and huge fake tits, but there is something about her I dig I guess.



god-daaaayum, brother, that bitch is cookin'.  A little skinny for my tastes but still a sexy whore any way you look at it.  Any toe/foot shots? ;D
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: drkaje on March 21, 2009, 05:46:51 AM
Lol, no.

Neglect is no laughing matter.
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: danielson on March 21, 2009, 07:00:56 AM
god-daaaayum, brother, that bitch is cookin'.  A little skinny for my tastes but still a sexy whore any way you look at it.  Any toe/foot shots? ;D

Lol, how have you been Panda? No foot shots my man.
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: CalvinH on March 21, 2009, 07:31:28 AM
Lol, how have you been Panda? No foot shots my man.



How are you this fine morning? :)
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: danielson on March 21, 2009, 07:32:46 AM


How are you this fine morning? :)

Well my friend, very well. Not too hungover, won at Keno last night and Michigan State won. How are you?
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: CalvinH on March 21, 2009, 07:39:12 AM
Well my friend, very well. Not too hungover, won at Keno last night and Michigan State won. How are you?


Good.my poor girl doesn't know whats in store this afternoon.she thinks were just going out for lunch when my plan is to get shitfaced all day while watching the hoops :)
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: danielson on March 21, 2009, 07:39:40 AM

Good.my poor girl doesn't know whats in store this afternoon.she thinks were just going out for lunch when my plan is to get shitfaced all day while watching the hoops :)

She'll get over it :)
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: QuakerOats on March 21, 2009, 07:43:44 AM
so danny,  are you able to stay friends with these girls after you dump a gallon of cum on them and then toss em to the side?  You have a long list of ex-lady friends so I am sure you see them out sometimes after you ravaged that ass.
Danny is the biggest vag crushing legend on this board, period.
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: CalvinH on March 21, 2009, 08:06:42 AM
She'll get over it :)



Actually she'll be bummed.she promised a friend she would babysit tonight and she won't be able to get drunk with me.
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: danielson on March 21, 2009, 08:08:48 AM


Actually she'll be bummed.she promised a friend she would babysit tonight and she won't be able to get drunk with me.

Women shouldn't drink more than a glass or two of wine anyway. That is my new way of weeding out potential bitches. No more lushes for me. Would you date a girl who chewed tobacco? Same thing, hardcore drinking is for men.
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: CalvinH on March 21, 2009, 08:31:50 AM
Women shouldn't drink more than a glass or two of wine anyway. That is my new way of weeding out potential bitches. No more lushes for me. Would you date a girl who chewed tobacco? Same thing, hardcore drinking is for men.



Not for me bro.I go to a Yankee game,get drunk,she understands,play softball,get drunk,she understands,play golf,get drunk,she understands.get drunk for the sake of getting drunk,she understands.and she likes to do all of the above herself which makes it easier for me to get drunk.
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: danielson on March 21, 2009, 09:02:01 AM


Not for me bro.I go to a Yankee game,get drunk,she understands,play softball,get drunk,she understands,play golf,get drunk,she understands.get drunk for the sake of getting drunk,she understands.and she likes to do all of the above herself which makes it easier for me to get drunk.

Most girls I know like to drink too. Just thinking of trying to find someone different, maybe someone who can drive me around while I get fucked up ;D
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: CalvinH on March 21, 2009, 09:07:46 AM
someone who can drive me around while I get fucked up ;D



Never works that way >:(


...anyway,I'm out to start drinking :)
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on March 22, 2009, 11:52:24 PM
Lol, how have you been Panda? No foot shots my man.

Ok, my man.  We lost an investment property thanks to the greedy fucks in Manhattan. >:(  But otherwise the weather is swampy and shitty as always down here in SC.

I'm disappointed about no foot shots.... >:(
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: Parker on March 24, 2009, 02:08:26 PM
Most girls I know like to drink too. Just thinking of trying to find someone different, maybe someone who can drive me around while I get fucked up ;D

A DD with DD's?

How are the other two females?
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: danielson on March 24, 2009, 03:00:03 PM
A DD with DD's?

How are the other two females?

They are ok. A little sick of them both tbh.
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: Parker on March 24, 2009, 03:12:48 PM
They are ok. A little sick of them both tbh.

Tasha turned out to be a real "Tasha"? And the Milf, being a typical MILF=needy?

and the blonde with huge tiggoes?
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: danielson on March 24, 2009, 05:36:28 PM
Tasha turned out to be a real "Tasha"? And the Milf, being a typical MILF=needy?

and the blonde with huge tiggoes?

No, Tasha is actually pretty cool. She may sound ghetto, but is far and away the most educated and successful of the three chicks, you shouldn't be so racist Parker ;), black does not equal ghetto. Very wealthy parents as well. I still talk to her, but have been busy with the crazy bitch and the milf. The milf is always cool tbh. I do my thing and she does hers, the crazy bitch is just fkn out there though.
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: Parker on March 25, 2009, 04:49:32 PM
No, Tasha is actually pretty cool. She may sound ghetto, but is far and away the most educated and successful of the three chicks, you shouldn't be so racist Parker ;), black does not equal ghetto. Very wealthy parents as well. I still talk to her, but have been busy with the crazy bitch and the milf. The milf is always cool tbh. I do my thing and she does hers, the crazy bitch is just fkn out there though.

I kid you that not, that "cool" shit is a front. I'm going to go off all my knowledge and experience in dealing with "Tasha's", ghetto or high class, all on the East Coast...For istance I knew a Latasha, nicknamed "tasha", nice tiggos, had a the Huxable lifestyle...but she thought I was talking to another girl, problem is LaTasha, wasn't my girl!!! My Lexus had it's head lights smashed out...Only a myriad of the stories I have on "tashas".

Maybe she might not be like them, but Like Doc said about Nigerians, I say about tashas, keep your third eye open...
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: danielson on March 28, 2009, 08:48:51 AM
I kid you that not, that "cool" shit is a front. I'm going to go off all my knowledge and experience in dealing with "Tasha's", ghetto or high class, all on the East Coast...For istance I knew a Latasha, nicknamed "tasha", nice tiggos, had a the Huxable lifestyle...but she thought I was talking to another girl, problem is LaTasha, wasn't my girl!!! My Lexus had it's head lights smashed out...Only a myriad of the stories I have on "tashas".

Maybe she might not be like them, but Like Doc said about Nigerians, I say about tashas, keep your third eye open...

Haven't talked to Tasha in a few days, but ran into her best friend Thursday at the bar where I was chatting up some chick all night(no close :() and she rolled her eyes at me lol. Check this out though, last night I told crazy bitch and the Milf I wanted to watch the State game with my buddies at a local bar. They both asked me to meet them afterwards. The Milf has hot ass friends, so being that I was with my buddies it was a no brainer. On my way to the bar the Milf was at, she called and said she was going to the bar that the crazy bitch was at. At that point I didn't give a fuck, they can both deal with it or not, fuck it. Anyways, I saw the crazy bitch first and she was all like "I'm so glad you made it blah, blah..". I went to another part of the bar and met up with Milf and we were doing shots and she is really into PDA, and I noticed crazy bitch just staring at me. It was a dick move on my part, I honestly don't like hurting peoples feelings, but I have 3 years with Milf so it seemed like the right choice, plus she finally dyed her hair back blonde so I was digging it. The crazy bitch left and texted me some shit like she was disappointed and she should have listened to her friends about me(even though I have fucked most of her friends over the years, they still talk shit, go figure ::)). Then, at about 1:30 crazy bitch kept texting me asking if she could come over, I made up an excuse, not sure how she couldn't figure out I was with Milf, maybe she is that stupid. At any rate, they know about each other now, and although I am getting a lot of pressure to commit to Milf, I should be able to keep both of them up and perhaps throw a few more into the mix :)
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: Parker on March 28, 2009, 10:04:39 AM
Haven't talked to Tasha in a few days, but ran into her best friend Thursday at the bar where I was chatting up some chick all night(no close :() and she rolled her eyes at me lol. Check this out though, last night I told crazy bitch and the Milf I wanted to watch the State game with my buddies at a local bar. They both asked me to meet them afterwards. The Milf has hot ass friends, so being that I was with my buddies it was a no brainer. On my way to the bar the Milf was at, she called and said she was going to the bar that the crazy bitch was at. At that point I didn't give a fuck, they can both deal with it or not, fuck it. Anyways, I saw the crazy bitch first and she was all like "I'm so glad you made it blah, blah..". I went to another part of the bar and met up with Milf and we were doing shots and she is really into PDA, and I noticed crazy bitch just staring at me. It was a dick move on my part, I honestly don't like hurting peoples feelings, but I have 3 years with Milf so it seemed like the right choice, plus she finally dyed her hair back blonde so I was digging it. The crazy bitch left and texted me some shit like she was disappointed and she should have listened to her friends about me(even though I have fucked most of her friends over the years, they still talk shit, go figure ::)). Then, at about 1:30 crazy bitch kept texting me asking if she could come over, I made up an excuse, not sure how she couldn't figure out I was with Milf, maybe she is that stupid. At any rate, they know about each other now, and although I am getting a lot of pressure to commit to Milf, I should be able to keep both of them up and perhaps throw a few more into the mix :)

Well, it went well for you...but you still chose the MILF, because as you said, "but I have 3 yrs with the MILF, so it seemed like the right choice", when your used to the same horse, get back in the saddle. That is your ride, my friend...Isee nothing wrong with you commiting to MILF, because you want to, not because you are pressured into it. Good Hunting...
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: danielson on March 28, 2009, 10:12:32 AM
Well, it went well for you...but you still chose the MILF, because as you said, "but I have 3 yrs with the MILF, so it seemed like the right choice", when your used to the same horse, get back in the saddle. That is your ride, my friend...Isee nothing wrong with you commiting to MILF, because you want to, not because you are pressured into it. Good Hunting...

Not going to commit to her, talking to crazy bitch right now. Gonna go fuck her today.
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: drkaje on March 28, 2009, 12:52:21 PM
Not going to commit to her, talking to crazy bitch right now. Gonna go fuck her today.

Don't neglect the anus.
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: QuakerOats on March 28, 2009, 12:58:48 PM
Don't neglect the anus.
;D
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: chaos on March 28, 2009, 03:10:26 PM
Don't neglect the anus.
LMFAO ;D
Title: Re: It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?
Post by: drkaje on March 28, 2009, 03:12:33 PM
I'm dead serious.