It's motherfuckin friday - fuck danielson - what are you doing tonight?

[PANDAEMONIUM]

Yo Parker check this out. New bitch is cool, a little clingy, but fun and has a good job, seems smart whatever. Anyway, she is divorced, 28 years old and has a 5 year old kid. Not an ideal situation, but whatever. Anyway, she calls me today and tells me it's her weekend with her daughter and asks if I want to come over and meet her. I literally laughed and said "umm, don't you think we should figure out if we like each other before you introduce me to your kid?" I just met the bitch on Saturday ffs. What kind of girl wants their new fuck buddy meeting their daughter after 6 days anyway? I am confused about this bitch man. She's not even my type tbh, I like blonde hair and huge fake tits, but there is something about her I dig I guess.

god-daaaayum, brother, that bitch is cookin'.  A little skinny for my tastes but still a sexy whore any way you look at it.  Any toe/foot shots?

[drkaje]

Lol, no.

Neglect is no laughing matter.

[danielson]

god-daaaayum, brother, that bitch is cookin'.  A little skinny for my tastes but still a sexy whore any way you look at it.  Any toe/foot shots?

Lol, how have you been Panda? No foot shots my man.

[CalvinH]

Lol, how have you been Panda? No foot shots my man.

How are you this fine morning?

[danielson]

How are you this fine morning?

Well my friend, very well. Not too hungover, won at Keno last night and Michigan State won. How are you?

[CalvinH]

Well my friend, very well. Not too hungover, won at Keno last night and Michigan State won. How are you?

Good.my poor girl doesn't know whats in store this afternoon.she thinks were just going out for lunch when my plan is to get shitfaced all day while watching the hoops

[danielson]

Good.my poor girl doesn't know whats in store this afternoon.she thinks were just going out for lunch when my plan is to get shitfaced all day while watching the hoops

She'll get over it

[QuakerOats]

so danny,  are you able to stay friends with these girls after you dump a gallon of cum on them and then toss em to the side?  You have a long list of ex-lady friends so I am sure you see them out sometimes after you ravaged that ass.

Danny is the biggest vag crushing legend on this board, period.

[CalvinH]

She'll get over it

Actually she'll be bummed.she promised a friend she would babysit tonight and she won't be able to get drunk with me.

[danielson]

Actually she'll be bummed.she promised a friend she would babysit tonight and she won't be able to get drunk with me.

Women shouldn't drink more than a glass or two of wine anyway. That is my new way of weeding out potential bitches. No more lushes for me. Would you date a girl who chewed tobacco? Same thing, hardcore drinking is for men.

[CalvinH]

Women shouldn't drink more than a glass or two of wine anyway. That is my new way of weeding out potential bitches. No more lushes for me. Would you date a girl who chewed tobacco? Same thing, hardcore drinking is for men.

Not for me bro.I go to a Yankee game,get drunk,she understands,play softball,get drunk,she understands,play golf,get drunk,she understands.get drunk for the sake of getting drunk,she understands.and she likes to do all of the above herself which makes it easier for me to get drunk.

[danielson]

Not for me bro.I go to a Yankee game,get drunk,she understands,play softball,get drunk,she understands,play golf,get drunk,she understands.get drunk for the sake of getting drunk,she understands.and she likes to do all of the above herself which makes it easier for me to get drunk.

Most girls I know like to drink too. Just thinking of trying to find someone different, maybe someone who can drive me around while I get fucked up

[CalvinH]

someone who can drive me around while I get fucked up

Never works that way


...anyway,I'm out to start drinking

[PANDAEMONIUM]

Lol, how have you been Panda? No foot shots my man.

Ok, my man.  We lost an investment property thanks to the greedy fucks in Manhattan.   But otherwise the weather is swampy and shitty as always down here in SC.

I'm disappointed about no foot shots....

[Parker]

Most girls I know like to drink too. Just thinking of trying to find someone different, maybe someone who can drive me around while I get fucked up

A DD with DD's?

How are the other two females?

[danielson]

A DD with DD's?

How are the other two females?

They are ok. A little sick of them both tbh.

[Parker]

They are ok. A little sick of them both tbh.

Tasha turned out to be a real "Tasha"? And the Milf, being a typical MILF=needy?

and the blonde with huge tiggoes?

[danielson]

Tasha turned out to be a real "Tasha"? And the Milf, being a typical MILF=needy?

and the blonde with huge tiggoes?

No, Tasha is actually pretty cool. She may sound ghetto, but is far and away the most educated and successful of the three chicks, you shouldn't be so racist Parker , black does not equal ghetto. Very wealthy parents as well. I still talk to her, but have been busy with the crazy bitch and the milf. The milf is always cool tbh. I do my thing and she does hers, the crazy bitch is just fkn out there though.

[Parker]

No, Tasha is actually pretty cool. She may sound ghetto, but is far and away the most educated and successful of the three chicks, you shouldn't be so racist Parker , black does not equal ghetto. Very wealthy parents as well. I still talk to her, but have been busy with the crazy bitch and the milf. The milf is always cool tbh. I do my thing and she does hers, the crazy bitch is just fkn out there though.

I kid you that not, that "cool" shit is a front. I'm going to go off all my knowledge and experience in dealing with "Tasha's", ghetto or high class, all on the East Coast...For istance I knew a Latasha, nicknamed "tasha", nice tiggos, had a the Huxable lifestyle...but she thought I was talking to another girl, problem is LaTasha, wasn't my girl!!! My Lexus had it's head lights smashed out...Only a myriad of the stories I have on "tashas".

Maybe she might not be like them, but Like Doc said about Nigerians, I say about tashas, keep your third eye open...

[danielson]

I kid you that not, that "cool" shit is a front. I'm going to go off all my knowledge and experience in dealing with "Tasha's", ghetto or high class, all on the East Coast...For istance I knew a Latasha, nicknamed "tasha", nice tiggos, had a the Huxable lifestyle...but she thought I was talking to another girl, problem is LaTasha, wasn't my girl!!! My Lexus had it's head lights smashed out...Only a myriad of the stories I have on "tashas".

Maybe she might not be like them, but Like Doc said about Nigerians, I say about tashas, keep your third eye open...

Haven't talked to Tasha in a few days, but ran into her best friend Thursday at the bar where I was chatting up some chick all night(no close ) and she rolled her eyes at me lol. Check this out though, last night I told crazy bitch and the Milf I wanted to watch the State game with my buddies at a local bar. They both asked me to meet them afterwards. The Milf has hot ass friends, so being that I was with my buddies it was a no brainer. On my way to the bar the Milf was at, she called and said she was going to the bar that the crazy bitch was at. At that point I didn't give a fuck, they can both deal with it or not, fuck it. Anyways, I saw the crazy bitch first and she was all like "I'm so glad you made it blah, blah..". I went to another part of the bar and met up with Milf and we were doing shots and she is really into PDA, and I noticed crazy bitch just staring at me. It was a dick move on my part, I honestly don't like hurting peoples feelings, but I have 3 years with Milf so it seemed like the right choice, plus she finally dyed her hair back blonde so I was digging it. The crazy bitch left and texted me some shit like she was disappointed and she should have listened to her friends about me(even though I have fucked most of her friends over the years, they still talk shit, go figure ). Then, at about 1:30 crazy bitch kept texting me asking if she could come over, I made up an excuse, not sure how she couldn't figure out I was with Milf, maybe she is that stupid. At any rate, they know about each other now, and although I am getting a lot of pressure to commit to Milf, I should be able to keep both of them up and perhaps throw a few more into the mix

[Parker]

Haven't talked to Tasha in a few days, but ran into her best friend Thursday at the bar where I was chatting up some chick all night(no close ) and she rolled her eyes at me lol. Check this out though, last night I told crazy bitch and the Milf I wanted to watch the State game with my buddies at a local bar. They both asked me to meet them afterwards. The Milf has hot ass friends, so being that I was with my buddies it was a no brainer. On my way to the bar the Milf was at, she called and said she was going to the bar that the crazy bitch was at. At that point I didn't give a fuck, they can both deal with it or not, fuck it. Anyways, I saw the crazy bitch first and she was all like "I'm so glad you made it blah, blah..". I went to another part of the bar and met up with Milf and we were doing shots and she is really into PDA, and I noticed crazy bitch just staring at me. It was a dick move on my part, I honestly don't like hurting peoples feelings, but I have 3 years with Milf so it seemed like the right choice, plus she finally dyed her hair back blonde so I was digging it. The crazy bitch left and texted me some shit like she was disappointed and she should have listened to her friends about me(even though I have fucked most of her friends over the years, they still talk shit, go figure ). Then, at about 1:30 crazy bitch kept texting me asking if she could come over, I made up an excuse, not sure how she couldn't figure out I was with Milf, maybe she is that stupid. At any rate, they know about each other now, and although I am getting a lot of pressure to commit to Milf, I should be able to keep both of them up and perhaps throw a few more into the mix

Well, it went well for you...but you still chose the MILF, because as you said, "but I have 3 yrs with the MILF, so it seemed like the right choice", when your used to the same horse, get back in the saddle. That is your ride, my friend...Isee nothing wrong with you commiting to MILF, because you want to, not because you are pressured into it. Good Hunting...

[danielson]

Well, it went well for you...but you still chose the MILF, because as you said, "but I have 3 yrs with the MILF, so it seemed like the right choice", when your used to the same horse, get back in the saddle. That is your ride, my friend...Isee nothing wrong with you commiting to MILF, because you want to, not because you are pressured into it. Good Hunting...

Not going to commit to her, talking to crazy bitch right now. Gonna go fuck her today.

[drkaje]

Not going to commit to her, talking to crazy bitch right now. Gonna go fuck her today.

Don't neglect the anus.

[QuakerOats]

Don't neglect the anus.

[chaos]

Don't neglect the anus.

LMFAO