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Title: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 16, 2009, 07:37:16 PM
My gym closes at 5 on sunday and i rolled in at 3:50 so i was in a fucking rush. It was shoulders day and just my luck,there was this little tiny motherf*kker who must have got there three minutes earlier than me and he using every piece of equipment I wanted to use....but he was one step ahead of me the whole time.

 drove me fucking nuts, i wanted to throw him out the window onto the street
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: chaos on March 16, 2009, 07:38:26 PM


 drove me fucking nuts, i wanted to throw him out the window onto the street
What stopped you ???
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 16, 2009, 07:41:40 PM
What stopped you ???

Therapy ;D
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: SaltShaker on March 16, 2009, 07:42:31 PM
What stopped you ???
Counting till 10 in his head  ;D
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: Bast000 on March 16, 2009, 07:51:05 PM
face it groink that kid pulls tight teen tale just above and beyond your current level thats why you want to kill him
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y256/honigga/l_1323dd69fe134dc8908e58d44b1ebff1.jpg)
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y256/honigga/l_34fb01204f9643e0a78f82953f554857.jpg)
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y256/honigga/l_577d8248f7b348c3b41b7005959545e7.jpg)

its a fact young women prefer epic leans, over the 'epic master' look wich you are nearly perfecting
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 16, 2009, 07:56:33 PM
face it groink that kid pulls tight teen tale just above and beyond your current level thats why you want to kill him
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y256/honigga/l_1323dd69fe134dc8908e58d44b1ebff1.jpg)
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y256/honigga/l_34fb01204f9643e0a78f82953f554857.jpg)
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y256/honigga/l_577d8248f7b348c3b41b7005959545e7.jpg)

its a fact young women prefer epic leans, over the 'epic master' look wich you are nearly perfecting

YES yes Bast  the kid was clocking some ho's

I am forming a new team...Team Italian Mastiff, of which i am the only member
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: HTexan on March 16, 2009, 08:26:41 PM
so you were trying to fuck the machines? :-\
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: solida on March 16, 2009, 10:40:23 PM
Cock blocked ? Self-outing ?
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: HTexan on March 16, 2009, 11:48:33 PM
so.. you two were using the same equipment.. doing the same workout.

but he was a *little tiny ####*... so you say.

yet you two train the same...

so.. why does a big strong guy like you... train like a little bitch? a little bitch you were *one step behind?

something is very wrong... are you having problems at work as well? how is your love life?


good catch...
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: calfzilla on March 17, 2009, 04:30:31 AM
so you were trying to fuck the machines? :-\
Yeah, this dude needs to look up the defintion of cock-blocking because what he described ain't it! 
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: pugalist666 on March 17, 2009, 04:34:03 AM
why dont you just ask to work in ? or where you too " in the zone " the form a complete sentence  ::)
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: spinnis on March 17, 2009, 04:47:29 AM
Yeah, this dude needs to look up the defintion of cock-blocking because what he described ain't it! 


exactly
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: The Showstoppa on March 17, 2009, 04:49:29 AM
You poor guys, let me explain....

Interfering with Groink's workouts = limiting his ability to achieve shredded glutes = not getting the ladies = cock blocked

Simple equation really....
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: Pollux on March 17, 2009, 04:51:47 AM
You're using the term 'cock-blocked' in the wrong context, bonehead.  ::)

I thought I was gonna read a story about you, a girl, and a punk.
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: JasonH on March 17, 2009, 04:53:42 AM
I saw the title of this thread and pictured someone getting slapped in the face with a giant cock - not pretty. I don't know why I clicked on it - morbid curiosity I guess.
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: Pollux on March 17, 2009, 04:57:13 AM
You poor guys, let me explain....

Interfering with Groink's workouts = limiting his ability to achieve shredded glutes = not getting the ladies = cock blocked

Simple equation really....

Maybe in your mind. But I guarantee if you go up to your boy and are like, 'Damn, bro. I got cock-blocked today. I'm pissed!' and go on to tell him about a gym story he's gonna look at you like an idiot and think WTF?!
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: danielson on March 17, 2009, 04:58:09 AM
so.. you two were using the same equipment.. doing the same workout.

but he was a *little tiny ####*... so you say.

yet you two train the same...

so.. why does a big strong guy like you... train like a little bitch? a little bitch you were *one step behind?

something is very wrong... are you having problems at work as well? how is your love life?



Obviously you haven't seen pics of Groink. He is like 40 years old and still a fkn beast.
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: Pollux on March 17, 2009, 05:00:07 AM
He is like 40 years old

Ohhhh...that explains his lack of knowing the term 'cock-blocked'.  :D
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 17, 2009, 05:13:40 AM
You're using the term 'cock-blocked' in the wrong context, bonehead.  ::)

I thought I was gonna read a story about you, a girl, and a punk.

It's a fucking expression...didn't realize i was being graded.  Cock-blocked means one dude  Interfering with another dude getting some ass.

I didn't think so many would have trouble making such a giant leap.  ::)
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: chaos on March 17, 2009, 05:18:48 AM
It's a fucking expression...didn't realize i was being graded.  Cock-blocked means one dude  Interfering with another dude getting some ass.

I didn't think so many would have trouble making such a giant leap.  ::)
hahah These guys just saw the word "cock" and clicked on the thread.
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: The Showstoppa on March 17, 2009, 05:19:31 AM
It's a fucking expression...didn't realize i was being graded.  Cock-blocked means one dude  Interfering with another dude getting some ass.

I didn't think so many would have trouble making such a giant leap.  ::)

Groink, I explained it to these young lads, but they seem to be a little slow.... :-\
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: spinnis on March 17, 2009, 05:20:26 AM
fuck im confused, I thought Goudy started this thread, and now when I check back I thought groink took it over lol.

I guess never sleeping before 4 in the morning takes its toll
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: calfzilla on March 17, 2009, 05:22:34 AM
hahah These guys just saw the word "cock" and clicked on the thread.
hahah you are one of us too! 
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 17, 2009, 05:22:40 AM
hahah These guys just saw the word "cock" and clicked on the thread.

Yes chaos....and being that it wasn't a post about my cock, or a story about me using my cock.... they got disappointed and lashed out :'(


Too many homos here
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: The Showstoppa on March 17, 2009, 05:22:41 AM
fuck im confused, I thought Goudy started this thread, and now when I check back I thought groink took it over lol.

I guess never sleeping before 4 in the morning takes its toll

Sleeping is overrated....just down a pot of coffee Swede.
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: chaos on March 17, 2009, 05:23:49 AM
hahah you are one of us too! 
::)
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: spinnis on March 17, 2009, 05:24:40 AM
So where is the damn photo of your cock groink?
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: spinnis on March 17, 2009, 05:25:17 AM
Sleeping is overrated....just down a pot of coffee Swede.
coffee actually makes me sleepy...
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 17, 2009, 05:25:22 AM
Obviously you haven't seen pics of Groink. He is like 40 years old and still a fkn beast.

Actually I'll be 43 in june and i own 95% of all getbiggers,natty or juiced
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: danielson on March 17, 2009, 05:25:54 AM
Actually I'll be 43 in june and i own 95% of all getbiggers,natty or juiced

True statement.
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: Pollux on March 17, 2009, 05:37:50 AM
hahah you are one of us too! 

LMAO!  :D
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: Pollux on March 17, 2009, 05:38:44 AM
It's a fucking expression...didn't realize i was being graded. 

On Getbig we're ALWAYS graded. I think you've been here long enough to know that.  ;D
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: nodeal on March 17, 2009, 05:45:13 AM
you should have improvised with different equipment.

my gym closes at 8 on the weekends and sometimes i walk in there at 7:15. I am in a mad rush and am pushing weight after they shut the lights out. the people that work there are cool, so they dont get too annoyed. rushing and taking such little time between sets can make for a very good workout, and its fun to be against the clock, especially during an easy workout such as chest, shoulders, or arms.
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: The Showstoppa on March 17, 2009, 05:47:53 AM
you should have improvised with different equipment.

my gym closes at 8 on the weekends and sometimes i walk in there at 7:15. I am in a mad rush and am pushing weight after they shut the lights out. the people that work there are cool, so they dont get too annoyed. rushing and taking such little time between sets can make for a very good workout, and its fun to be against the clock, especially during an easy workout such as chest, shoulders, or arms.

No offense, bro, but your post sounds kinda twinkish.
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: Pollux on March 17, 2009, 05:48:02 AM
i own 95% of all getbiggers,natty or juiced

Actually, you sound pretty insecure making that statement by trying to validate your presence.
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: Bast000 on March 17, 2009, 05:48:32 AM
My gym closes at 5 on sunday and i rolled in at 3:50 so i was in a fucking rush. It was shoulders day and just my luck,there was this little tiny motherf*kker who must have got there three minutes earlier than me and he using every piece of equipment I wanted to use....but he was one step ahead of me the whole time.

 drove me fucking nuts, i wanted to throw him out the window onto the street
maybe try to workout faster, you are taking too long in between sets too much rest=you are simply too slow and need to be in more conditioning if you want your way around the gym bro
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: Bast000 on March 17, 2009, 05:50:29 AM
groink is almost as lean as the falcon

(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y256/honigga/Picture123.jpg)
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y256/honigga/Picture133-1.jpg)

great music

Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: Mr. Magoo on March 17, 2009, 05:58:50 AM
Actually I'll be 43 in june and i own 95% of all getbiggers,natty or juiced

you look pretty good, but someone needs to humble you

won't be me tho  ;D
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: The Showstoppa on March 17, 2009, 05:59:51 AM
you look pretty good, but someone needs to humble you

won't be me tho  ;D

honestly, Groink is humble.  He is just stating a fact.
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 17, 2009, 06:03:44 AM
honestly, Groink is humble.  He is just stating a fact.

You're quite the ebony mountain of muscle yourself
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: The Showstoppa on March 17, 2009, 06:06:11 AM
You're quite the ivory ebony hill mountain of muscle yourself

fixed
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: CalvinH on March 17, 2009, 06:57:24 AM
YES yes Bast  the kid was clocking some ho's

I am forming a new team...Team Italian Mastiff, of which i am the only member




Good team,need 1 more?
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on March 17, 2009, 07:01:45 AM
So who got Cock blocked??
What does Cock blocked mean??
Is it when you are hard yet have to piss??
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 17, 2009, 07:12:11 AM



Good team,need 1 more?

You're in...along with A23 and Danny,even though he thinks teams are gay he has an open invititation

the coolest bros on the site automatically qualify
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: CalvinH on March 17, 2009, 07:14:31 AM
You're in...along with A23 and Danny,even though he thimks teams are gay he has an open invititation

the coolest bros on the site automatically qualify



A23 is Italian? is this like the new mob,long as your father is a dago your in?
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 17, 2009, 07:16:30 AM


A23 is Italian? is this like the new mob,long as your father is a dago your in?

A23 transcends all nationalities.

Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: DeltsaForce on March 17, 2009, 07:25:40 AM
Alex is a true Celt. A Gaul; he resisted the Roman hordes because he fell into the cauldron as a baby.
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: danielson on March 18, 2009, 06:40:58 PM
You're in...along with A23 and Danny,even though he thinks teams are gay he has an open invititation

the coolest bros on the site automatically qualify

Count me in 8)
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: regmac on March 18, 2009, 07:04:41 PM
My gym closes at 5 on sunday and i rolled in at 3:50 so i was in a fucking rush. It was shoulders day and just my luck,there was this little tiny motherf*kker who must have got there three minutes earlier than me and he using every piece of equipment I wanted to use....but he was one step ahead of me the whole time.

 drove me fucking nuts, i wanted to throw him out the window onto the street
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA   I work for law enforcement and we have our own gym    so its basically ALL MINE...now bs here!!!!  Not to rub it in...but when you mentioned COCK BLOCK  I thought this was gonna be an episode where a phag or lsbo gets in the way of a hottie!!!!
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: nycbull on March 18, 2009, 08:08:00 PM
cock block is a early 2000 gay term that never really took root...glad it didnt,,it's stupid........Groink is hot.
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: regmac on March 18, 2009, 08:44:01 PM
Straight bichs (ugly and fat ones) cock block like Flozell Adams  on a linebacker also ...in the most annoying ways!!!!!
Title: Re: Got cock-blocked at the gym yesterday.....
Post by: Jizzacked on March 18, 2009, 11:56:50 PM
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA   I work for law enforcement and we have our own gym 

translation :  " I fart cop cum into my chair while posting on getbig"