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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: TechnoViking on March 19, 2009, 11:10:10 PM
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"I had to get my right nut cut off because of cancer...It had spread to every single organ in my body and I had 4 weeks to live...Thats when I started taking Plazmosis...After only 4 weeks of taking this product, Doctors have told me that now there is no expiration date stamped saying that I am going to die....
Thank you Plazmosis...
----------John kruky
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wow :o :o
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wow :o :o
The only draw back is it turns you into a 330 pound fat woman with Palumboism/and or Pacoism :-\
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they say it will also make donald trump give you all his money
wow
:o
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"I had to get my right nut cut off because of cancer...It had spread to every single organ in my body and I had 4 weeks to live...Thats when I started taking Plazmosis...After only 4 weeks of taking this product, Doctors have told me that now there is no expiration date stamped saying that I am going to die....I was oh"
Thank you Plazmosis...
I think later on the guy goes on and stats his right nut actually grew back
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"Being in my 30's, I was only jerking off once or twice a day. But ever since Plazmosis, I'm back to a teenager-like 5 to 6 times an hour! The best part, I am old enough to afford Costco paper towels! Thanks Plazmosis!"
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"Before Plazmosis, I had no internet balls. I'd let anyone insult me, talk shit to me, et cetera. But not no more....now I dish it out, and all the buck-tooth jackasses with pencils have to take it! Thanks Plazmosis!"
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"Plazzmoses done bring mee cloza to jeezus! Yip yip!" - 8 time Olympia Pageant winner and bodybuilding Legend
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"PLASSMOSIS MAID ME TOLLER!" - Australian bodybuilding midget
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"If Plazmosis was around 5 years ago, I never would have strangled that bitch"
---------Craigery Titus
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"Because of Plazmosis, I was able to con an African woman and her family into marrying my Skat attack ass"
----Lenard Priest
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"Plazmosis kept me from buying a 1989 unmarked white Van with no windows when the cops were hot on my tail"
-----------Vince Basilen
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"240 without gear? Easy? A buck ten without plazmosis? No way!" - TP
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"At the advanced age of 128, my energy levels were way down. Since taking plazmosis, i now have the energy to crash multiple funerals everyday and obsess over gay black men on the internet. Thankyou Plazmosis!"
--------Vince Basile (1842 IFBB Mr Canada)
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"At the advanced age of 128, my energy levels were way down. Since taking plazmosis, i now have the energy to crash multiple funerals everyday and obsess over gay black men on the internet. Thankyou Plazmosis!"
--------Vince Basile (1842 IFBB Mr Canada)
lol
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"100% nachural?............make dat 100% plazmosis. Hardwork, that's it"
----------Gustavo Badell
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HAHAHAH! Hilarious..
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"Two weeks after taking Plasmosis, i had a half head of hair and had the energy to post online hating the bitchazz for hours. Thanks again Plasmosis"
--------------Derek Anthony
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"240 without gear? Easy? A buck ten without plazmosis? No way!" - TP
" If Plazmosis was around when I got sick, the fact is I wouldn't have gotten sick"
-----------Tommy "brown paper bag shoes" Boy
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"Since taking Plazmosis, i can now carry 600lb stones no trouble for at least 50ft"
----------Cumdrainer
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"a group of 250 guy took plazmosis for 12 week, all guy gained strenght and lost money, and one guy come from 180lbs to 190lbs in squat and another guy have seen an apparition of Jesus during a deadlift session"
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"Since taking Plazmosis, i lost 14lbs in 12 months and was able to once again sit next to Jonesy from Police Academy at a charity event"
-----------------Keith Jones (world famous celebrity)
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"plazmosis is 125436412% more anabolic than anadrol."
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"Since I started taking Plazmosis I can now ejaculate gallons of man chowder looking at soapy studs. Take that ex wife!" - Joe
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"After taking Plazmosis for 2 weeks straight, not only did I blow up like a balloon but I also was able to get the courage to fire those two greasy bastards who were ripping me off"
------Steven Blechwoman
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i was ashamed to be a redhead but with plazmosis i'm now proud.
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"Since taking Plazmosis, i know have the energy to beat multiple bitches each and every day. Thanks again"
-----Dexter Jackson
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"Since taking Plazmosis, i lost 14lbs in 12 months and was able to once again sit next to Jonesy from Police Academy at a charity event"
-----------------Keith Jones (world famous celebrity)
lol
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"Since I started taking Plazmosis my health has taken a turn for the better and I can now admit I am a homosexual. I still hate blacks though." - Mike
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"i'm pretty close to pro size naturaly with plazmosis" alex 23 from getbig.
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"Since takin Plazmosis, i know have the stamina to violate grapefruit plantations like there is no tomorrow."
-------Kai Greene (weird black man)
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"Since taking Plazmosis, i know have the energy to steal multiple bag and wallet each and every day. Thanks again."
robby robinson.
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"Plazmosis finally gave me the courage to go and find those Ninja's who jacked my car"
-----------Flex Wheelen
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"Can you snort it?"
-----Chris Cormier
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plazmosis user can post on getbig 1254863% more than placebo user.
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"even bluto can gain mass with plazmosis "
anonymous.
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"If it wasn't for Plazmosis, I never would have been able to bowl a game anywhere near the kids in the special olympics"
-------------Bolack Obama
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"ronnie would have beat me with plazmosis"
dorian yates.
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"Since taking Plazmosis, i was able to have a 2 second cameo in Dodgeball and i actually got to stand near Ben Stiller and he looked at me"
------Chick Chicherillo (IFBB main man)
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"dorian would have beat me with plazmosis"
ronnie coleman.
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"I realized that Hitler guy wasn't as smart as I did before once I started using PLAZMOSIS." - M.Cock
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EPIC.
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"I can clean the slurpee machine and change the expiration dates on dairy products faster with Plazmosis." Sharma
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what is Plazmosis?
It's made of placentas of the endagered african wild Gnu-gnu!
Get it now, before the Gnu-gnu is extinct!
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"Now that Plazmosis has finally been brought to life, that dude who knocked me the fuck out at the show better watch his back"
---------Dorian Plates
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"Since taking Plazmosis, i know have the energy to call Nasser all the time"
------BigBobs (schmoe)
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"Can you snort it?"
-----Chris Cormier
nicely played ;)
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"it's all plazmosis"
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"Just because he beats off on my face doesn't mean I'm gay......with Plazmosis?" - Bober Rajah
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"even chuck norris take plazmosis".
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"even chuck norris take plazmosis".
Plazmosis is actually the fluid that encased Chuck Norris in Utero.
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" This Plazmosis trend is no different then the magic stick that made me a fortune back in the good ole dayz"
------Vince Vissy
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"Even the chubby kids look sexy thanks to Plazmosis" - Mr Canada
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"the secret formula of plazmosis come from a 300 years old shaolin monk living in the bronx."
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"Since taking Plazmosis, i know have the energy to throw more and more shit around the gym"
--------Branch Warren (Bad ass)
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"Guys I'm afraid to break it to ya but Plazmosis is just a few Bob Bowls grind-ed down into a fine powder"
----------------Firehouse Management
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"c.i.a create plazmosis"
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"Since creating Plasmosis, my waist has grown even more and i know have the arms of a 160lb kid. Why wouldn't you buy this shit?!"
-----King Kamali (Top IFBB pro and uncrowned Mr Olympia)
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"Morz money in da bonk"
-----Silvio Samuel
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"c.i.a create plazmosis"
"Here is the Top 5 recent creations of the CIA"
1. Email
2. Myspace
3. Facebook
4. Twitter
5. Plazmosis
-----------George Bush Sr.
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"Here is the Top 5 recent creations of the CIA"
1. Email
2. Myspace
3. Facebook
4. Twitter
5. Plazmosis
-----------George Bush Sr.
older creation are:
-aids.
-crack.
-getbig.
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"If I only knew about Plazmosis earlier in my career, I could have ran all month long"
-------------David Goggins
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older creation are:
-aids.
-crack.
-getbig.
CIA = getbig
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"If I only knew about Plazmosis earlier in my career, I could have ran all month long"
-------------David Goggins
"Thats what I used"
----------Forest Gump
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"I can hit the baseball better with this stuff. Give me my money back Victor!" - AROD
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"If PLAZMOSIS had been invented 25 years ago, i wouldn't have had to put my daughter into the cellar"
--------- Josef Fritzl
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"If PLAZMOSIS had been invented 25 years ago, i wouldn't have had to put my daughter into the cellar"
--------- Josef Fritzl
"Since taking Plazmosis, i was able to father seven other children with my daughter. Why buy viagra?!"
---------Josef Fritzl
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"Plazmosis and Meth is the only reason I want to live today"
----------------The symbol known as Rormano
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"Since taking Plazmosis, i know have the confidence to admit that i am a raging homosexual with a penchant for teh black pole"
---------Steve Blechman (rich gay schmoe)
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"The kids really seem to dig Plazmosis pops instead of his sugary sister Totsie"
-------Vince Basiline
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"PLAZMOSIS turned me into the world class bodybuilder i am today" ------- Shari "King" Kamali
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"Plazmosis turns you into a flotsam jetsam" ----Vince Basile, inventor of Plazmosis.
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but at the pinnacle of the success rumor began:
"plazmosis is antisemit "
"plazmosis can cause testicle cancer"
"plazmosis is made with tibetan monk hair"
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"If it weren't for Plazmosis Will wouldn't fit." Matt T
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"When I did finally gave the formula known as Plazmosis to my landscaper, he really started to grow thick and hard"
-------------------Moosegay
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"I can say for certain that this stuff called Plazmosis surely is a lot more then a peanut"
---------Ronnie's wife
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"I doubled down on the Plazmosis and took a 20 lb shit." Keith Jones
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" Without my daily Plazmosis/orange chicken fix, I wouldn't be the pussy wrecking machine that everyone knows me to be"
------Ron
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"I actually have lats now thanks to Plazmosis! I am working up the nerve to ask my wife for sex!" - Lights Out Putman
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"In 2001 I didn't realize that I was actually using the formula known to today as Plazmosis...I'm just glad I was the one to realize its potenial...Without it I never would have got out of my parents basement"
-----King kameali
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"I actually have lats now thanks to Plazmosis! I am working up the nerve to ask my wife for sex!" - Lights Out Putman
Are you saying PLAZMOSIS makes you rebel against the will of god? Remember kids, sex is only for making babies!
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"My wife will buy me some nice sneakers if you buy this jug of powder from my trunk." - Shari
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" I like to do bumps of Plazmosis off the head of Vince's black snake"
-----Queen Vissy
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Astonishing!
I started taking Plaz' and i went from this:
(http://blogs.nashvillescene.com/pitw/Jay%20Cutler.gif)
to this in 3 weeks:
(http://runkz.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/jay_cutler2.jpg)*
*Disclaimer: Pictures show Jay Cutler 3 weeks apart, results may vary. This supplement ist not FDA approved.
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"I will get you some Plazmosis if you stop calling me fat." - Peter
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"Plazmosis was the secret for lifting that boulder off my backyard. Just make sure you take it 30 mins before"
-----Kegdrainer
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Amazing. If only I had Plazmosis at the start of my career, I actually would've made something of myself as a bodybuilder
- Bob Chick
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"Plazmosis helped me lose 12lbs of cankle mass and clean room #7 in double quick time. Cum-filled grapefruits, pools of cheetah semen, brown recluse webs no longer any trouble"
Juanita Cortez
Domestic Servant
Mirage Hotel
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"If I had used Plazmosis I would have been a FOUR TIME (at least) Uncrowned Mr Olympia Champ"
---------- Nasser
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"Plazmosis got me in shape to work the booth at the ASC" -------- Feast
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"I can see Plazmosis from my house" -- Palin
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"I can see Plazmosis from my house" -- Palin
So unfunny that it's funny again. ;D ;D
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"I hope to find a little Plazmosis in each pair of Nasser's underwear that I buy." -- bigbobs
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" Thanks Plasmosis for giving me the 4” I have always dreamed of. I tried everything from pills and weights to pumps and potions and nothing worked. After working with Plasmosis over the past week my dreams have finally came true.
I was skeptical at first , but now I am really starting to notice a change in the appearance of my penoris when it hangs soft.
I am so happy KING, you suggested I take a before picture. Now looking back on that and comparing it to my present size I am blown away.'' "I no longer have to hide in the locker room ;)."
RIPITUPBABY
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"With Plazmosis, I really would've calipered Flex Wheeler at 0% BF at Gold's Gym in '93" - Jim Quinn.
"Plazmosis keeps me schmoeing all day long, thanks Plazmosis!" -Chad Mower
"Plazmosis makes me fart mehr, danke Plazmosis" - M. Ruehl
"Plazmosis has the perfect businessplan, I can finally make my supplement company in Dubai, India grow!" Matt T
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"From the moment I started taking Plazmosis, I gave up every other drug"-Keith Richards
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"Plazmosis allows me to post on Getbig, while remaining all natural!" - Gordiano
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"Because of Plazmosis I was going to kill you last, Sully" - J. Matrix
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''Because of Plazmosis,im on my way back into the Black Community''-Vince G
''Plazmosis Keeps my jaw nice and loose during those long grueling sessions with my manqueen'-Vince G
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"Because of my big legs, and Plazmosis......I can do the splits....NO PROBLEM!!" - Jean Claude Van Dam
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"Plazmosis is de most faaahhhhntaaaaarhhhstic ahgshan movee I have eva maid" - Arnold Schwarzenegger
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"Plazmosis gave me the strength to move out of my parents basement"
---------King kamali
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"Plasmosis turned me from a pencil necked bucktoothed internet jackass to a 300+ pound monster with abs"
240 or bust (former pencil necked bucktoothed jackass)
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"Since using Plazmosis i've gained more muscle in the past 30 minutes than i have in the last 10 years" ----Vince Goodram, 5 Star Competitive bodybuilder
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"With Plazmosis, you too can make Tom Platz's legs look skinny" ---- Charles Polquin
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If I'd been taking Pazmosis back in the late 90's I'dve kicked those carjacking ninjas asses!
------Flex Wheeler.
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"Since using Plazmosis i've been able to add even more letters onto my last name!"
----- Arnold SchwarzeneggerPlazmosato tis
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Plazmosis has Anabolic Factors 1455% more potent than all known anabolic compounds, Warning: Never exceed reccomended dosage.
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"Plazmosis made me feel perfectly OK about shaking the hand of a fruit abuser" - Arnold Schwarzenegger
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"Plazmosis allowed me to finally hit a 230 1rm bench press after 12 years of training
Fixed ;D
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Fixed ;D
Both numbers wrong :)
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"PLAZMOSIS CURES HALOTOSIS FROM KETOSIS THE MOSTIS"
------BUSTA RHYMES
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Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Plazmosis R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.
:o :o :o :o :o
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"plazmosis turned me into a filthy arab!!!"
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"I injected PLAZMOSIS into my rear delts to astonishing results"- Nasser
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"I injected PLAZMOSIS into my rear delts to astonishing results"- Nasser
"I inject plazmosis into bigbobs cornhole" nasser
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Plazmosis made my shits bigger and more frequent!
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"Evree bodee wanna bee hughe, butt dont nobodee wanna tayke no plezzmo'sis!" - 8 Time Mr. Olympia Pageant champion
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"Plazmosis allows me to troll Getbig day and night." - Gordiano, Pro Troll MFT CSN NBC CBS AT&T
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"Because of Plazmosis I was found not guilty" Craig Titus
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Lol at this thread.