Author Topic: PLAZMOSIS TESTIMONIALS (Read 6480 times)

TechnoViking · « **on:** March 19, 2009, 11:10:10 PM »

"I had to get my right nut cut off because of cancer...It had spread to every single organ in my body and I had 4 weeks to live...Thats when I started taking Plazmosis...After only 4 weeks of taking this product, Doctors have told me that now there is no expiration date stamped saying that I am going to die....

Thank you Plazmosis...

----------John kruky

io856 · « **Reply #1 on:** March 19, 2009, 11:11:45 PM »

wow

TechnoViking · « **Reply #2 on:** March 19, 2009, 11:12:45 PM »

Quote from: io856 on March 19, 2009, 11:11:45 PM

wow

The only draw back is it turns you into a 330 pound fat woman with Palumboism/and or Pacoism $:-\$

Shawdow · « **Reply #3 on:** March 19, 2009, 11:14:22 PM »

they say it will also make donald trump give you all his money

wow

WillGrant · « **Reply #4 on:** March 20, 2009, 02:19:26 AM »

benchthis · « **Reply #5 on:** March 20, 2009, 02:20:58 AM »

Quote from: TechnoViking on March 19, 2009, 11:10:10 PM

"I had to get my right nut cut off because of cancer...It had spread to every single organ in my body and I had 4 weeks to live...Thats when I started taking Plazmosis...After only 4 weeks of taking this product, Doctors have told me that now there is no expiration date stamped saying that I am going to die....I was oh"

Thank you Plazmosis...

I think later on the guy goes on and stats his right nut actually grew back

gordiano · « **Reply #6 on:** March 20, 2009, 02:26:15 AM »

"Being in my 30's, I was only jerking off once or twice a day. But ever since Plazmosis, I'm back to a teenager-like 5 to 6 times an hour! The best part, I am old enough to afford Costco paper towels! Thanks Plazmosis!"

gordiano · « **Reply #7 on:** March 20, 2009, 02:28:47 AM »

"Before Plazmosis, I had no internet balls. I'd let anyone insult me, talk shit to me, et cetera. But not no more....now I dish it out, and all the buck-tooth jackasses with pencils have to take it! Thanks Plazmosis!"

gordiano · « **Reply #8 on:** March 20, 2009, 02:30:39 AM »

"Plazzmoses done bring mee cloza to jeezus! Yip yip!" - 8 time Olympia Pageant winner and bodybuilding Legend

gordiano · « **Reply #9 on:** March 20, 2009, 02:32:22 AM »

"PLASSMOSIS MAID ME TOLLER!" - Australian bodybuilding midget

TechnoViking · « **Reply #10 on:** March 20, 2009, 02:48:38 AM »

"If Plazmosis was around 5 years ago, I never would have strangled that bitch"

---------Craigery Titus

TechnoViking · « **Reply #11 on:** March 20, 2009, 02:52:10 AM »

"Because of Plazmosis, I was able to con an African woman and her family into marrying my Skat attack ass"

----Lenard Priest

TechnoViking · « **Reply #12 on:** March 20, 2009, 02:55:38 AM »

"Plazmosis kept me from buying a 1989 unmarked white Van with no windows when the cops were hot on my tail"

-----------Vince Basilen

LatsMcGee · « **Reply #13 on:** March 20, 2009, 02:59:05 AM »

"240 without gear? Easy? A buck ten without plazmosis? No way!" - TP

webcake · « **Reply #14 on:** March 20, 2009, 03:00:05 AM »

"At the advanced age of 128, my energy levels were way down. Since taking plazmosis, i now have the energy to crash multiple funerals everyday and obsess over gay black men on the internet. Thankyou Plazmosis!"

--------Vince Basile (1842 IFBB Mr Canada)

TechnoViking · « **Reply #15 on:** March 20, 2009, 03:00:59 AM »

Quote from: webcke on March 20, 2009, 03:00:05 AM

"At the advanced age of 128, my energy levels were way down. Since taking plazmosis, i now have the energy to crash multiple funerals everyday and obsess over gay black men on the internet. Thankyou Plazmosis!"

--------Vince Basile (1842 IFBB Mr Canada)

lol

webcake · « **Reply #16 on:** March 20, 2009, 03:01:30 AM »

"100% nachural?............make dat 100% plazmosis. Hardwork, that's it"

----------Gustavo Badell

Meso_z · « **Reply #17 on:** March 20, 2009, 03:03:06 AM »

HAHAHAH! Hilarious..

webcake · « **Reply #18 on:** March 20, 2009, 03:03:47 AM »

"Two weeks after taking Plasmosis, i had a half head of hair and had the energy to post online hating the bitchazz for hours. Thanks again Plasmosis"

--------------Derek Anthony

TechnoViking · « **Reply #19 on:** March 20, 2009, 03:04:44 AM »

Quote from: LatsMcGee on March 20, 2009, 02:59:05 AM

"240 without gear? Easy? A buck ten without plazmosis? No way!" - TP

" If Plazmosis was around when I got sick, the fact is I wouldn't have gotten sick"

-----------Tommy "brown paper bag shoes" Boy

webcake · « **Reply #20 on:** March 20, 2009, 03:05:00 AM »

"Since taking Plazmosis, i can now carry 600lb stones no trouble for at least 50ft"

----------Cumdrainer

jon cole · « **Reply #21 on:** March 20, 2009, 03:06:19 AM »

"a group of 250 guy took plazmosis for 12 week, all guy gained strenght and lost money, and one guy come from 180lbs to 190lbs in squat and another guy have seen an apparition of Jesus during a deadlift session"

webcake · « **Reply #22 on:** March 20, 2009, 03:06:21 AM »

"Since taking Plazmosis, i lost 14lbs in 12 months and was able to once again sit next to Jonesy from Police Academy at a charity event"

-----------------Keith Jones (world famous celebrity)

jon cole · « **Reply #23 on:** March 20, 2009, 03:07:51 AM »

"plazmosis is 125436412% more anabolic than anadrol."

LatsMcGee · « **Reply #24 on:** March 20, 2009, 03:08:11 AM »

"Since I started taking Plazmosis I can now ejaculate gallons of man chowder looking at soapy studs. Take that ex wife!" - Joe