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Title: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: webcake on March 22, 2009, 02:50:05 AM
..........a man with muscles.

Does anyone doubt this?

(http://www.bastardproductions.com/bfl/Images/Headline%20Photos/jaycutler.jpg)
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: johnnynoname on March 22, 2009, 02:54:12 AM
that man brushes his teeth 20 times a day and takes 10 showers a day as well
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: webcake on March 22, 2009, 02:55:25 AM
He certainly has muscles..........no doubt about it.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: io856 on March 22, 2009, 03:05:36 AM
Jay Cutler is a man with muscles
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: webcake on March 22, 2009, 03:06:02 AM
Jay Cutler is a man with muscles

x2

No doubt about it.....
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: affeman on March 22, 2009, 03:07:47 AM
that man brushes his teeth 20 times a day and takes 10 showers a day as well

10 showers?? I heard that with the teethbrushing tough... :P
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: Captain Equipoise on March 22, 2009, 03:08:15 AM
Sound like Jay needs 'kidney thief' Chad's help
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: io856 on March 22, 2009, 03:08:20 AM
(http://www.bastardproductions.com/bfl/Images/Headline%20Photos/jaycutler.jpg)

ya know what? cutler sucks at contest prep. he's capable of looking decent.. but whatever he does before a contest kills it.


Yeah I think he is very concerned with coming in "full" i.e. insulin loading

When he uses hard diuretics he looks his best like in the 2001 Olympia and the 2008 Olympia finals
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: kiwiol on March 22, 2009, 03:14:19 AM
Jay is wide as a barn door and cold as steel

(http://www.victoryrefrigeration.com/pics/RS-2D-S7-digital_big.jpg)
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: io856 on March 22, 2009, 03:15:13 AM
Jay is wide as a barn door and cold as steel

Wow he has amazing hardness and density there
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: webcake on March 22, 2009, 03:16:45 AM
People often refer to Jay as looking like a fridge. Quite mean.......no doubt about it.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: kiwiol on March 22, 2009, 03:18:25 AM
Wow he has amazing hardness and density there

Yes, but don't let that fool you - he's very approachable, invites you with open arms and is full of goodness

(http://images1.hdpi.com/product_enlarged/lieb-sbs32o.jpg)
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: io856 on March 22, 2009, 03:19:13 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/headlines/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/jay4596.jpg)

Kids like men with muscles... no doubt about it
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: webcake on March 22, 2009, 03:21:25 AM
To conserve energy, Jay hired a crane to move him around..... 8)

(http://thecreoletomato.com/images/fridge1.jpg)
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: kiwiol on March 22, 2009, 03:25:30 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/headlines/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/jay4596.jpg)

Kids like men with muscles... no doubt about it

That's not a kid - that's Tommi Thorvildsen.

If that was the poster of a Japanese movie, the title would read 'Glutezilla vs Bodzilla / Chinzilla / Jayzilla'
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: johnnynoname on March 22, 2009, 03:29:12 AM
my real question is how does he maintain his bronzer's color WHILE taking that many showers?

btw, i'm not trying to make a funny- i'm really curious
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: webcake on March 22, 2009, 03:31:23 AM
my real question is how does he maintain his bronzer's color WHILE taking that many showers?

btw, i'm not trying to make a funny- i'm really curious

Believe it or not, he doesn't actually wear bronzer/fake tan year round.....

Only for appearances/comps/photoshoots does he wear it
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: johnnynoname on March 22, 2009, 03:33:05 AM
Believe it or not, he doesn't actually wear bronzer/fake tan year round.....

Only for appearances/comps/photoshoots does he wear it

i'm sorry?! what is the point of living your life looking pale?!?!?!?!
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: webcake on March 22, 2009, 03:34:42 AM
i'm sorry?! what is the point of living your life looking pale?!?!?!?!

He's 300-motherfuckin-lbs!!

He can do whatever he wants and no one will ever give him shit!!
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: io856 on March 22, 2009, 03:35:00 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melanotan
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: johnnynoname on March 22, 2009, 03:35:19 AM
He's 300-motherfuckin-lbs!!

He can do whatever he wants and no one will ever give him shit!!

he needs tattoos
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: affeman on March 22, 2009, 03:35:55 AM
i'm sorry?! what is the point of living your life looking pale?!?!?!?!

Cutler hits the tanning booth once or twice a day. For apperances and contests he adds the fake tan additional.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: webcake on March 22, 2009, 03:36:45 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melanotan

What are you implying, "io856".......?
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: WillGrant on March 22, 2009, 03:37:32 AM
He certainly has muscles..........no doubt about it.
And a huge fukin mellon  ;D
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: johnnynoname on March 22, 2009, 03:39:02 AM
this thread has made me noticed that (off topic) i'm darker than the president
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: webcake on March 22, 2009, 03:39:48 AM
And a huge fukin mellon  ;D

Who gives a shit.......he's the biggest man, lb-for-lb, on the planet.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: FOR REAL on March 22, 2009, 03:41:21 AM
that man brushes his teeth 20 times a day and takes 10 showers a day as well

due to the anal leakage
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: WillGrant on March 22, 2009, 03:42:00 AM
Who gives a shit.......he's the biggest man, lb-for-lb, on the planet.
With a huge fukin mellon  ;D
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: webcake on March 22, 2009, 03:43:01 AM
With a huge fukin mellon  ;D

What's your point.........he has a very large brain, ergo, he needs a big cranium to accomodate his larger than normal brain.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: Saxon on March 22, 2009, 03:44:48 AM
Big man, for sure.  Wouldn't want to look like him though.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: johnnynoname on March 22, 2009, 03:45:22 AM
What's your point.........he has a very large brain, ergo, he needs a big cranium to accomodate his larger than normal brain.

qft
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: webcake on March 22, 2009, 03:46:05 AM
Big man, for sure.  Wouldn't want to look like him though.

WHY NOT?!?!
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: Sam on March 22, 2009, 03:47:32 AM
that man brushes his teeth 20 times a day and takes 10 showers a day as well

Well he sounds like a man with OCD
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: Saxon on March 22, 2009, 03:51:05 AM
WHY NOT?!?!

He has a massive head...
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: johnnynoname on March 22, 2009, 03:51:18 AM
Well he sounds like a man with OCD

to quote the iron sheik "EXACTLY, BABA"
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: WillGrant on March 22, 2009, 03:55:08 AM
What's your point.........he has a very large brain, ergo, he needs a big cranium to accomodate his larger than normal brain.
Well if you want to split hairs and be smart , Jays cranium size is related to DRUG ABUSE which in fact would make his brain look smaller than average HTH  :D
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: webcake on March 22, 2009, 03:58:31 AM
Well if you want to split hairs and be smart , Jays cranium size is related to DRUG ABUSE which in fact would make his brain look smaller than average HTH  :D


Are you saying shit about Jay's hair?!

 >:( >:(
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: io856 on March 22, 2009, 04:01:43 AM
WHAT THE FUCCK BITCHES DON"T FUCCK WITH JAY'S BEAUTIFUL LOCKS OF HAIR...

Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: webcake on March 22, 2009, 04:02:49 AM
WHAT THE FUCCK BITCHES DON"T FUCCK WITH JAY'S BEAUTIFUL LOCKS OF HAIR...



x2!!

I will seriously fly to wherever you live and kill you if you say shit about Jay's hair!!

 >:(
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: WillGrant on March 22, 2009, 04:04:12 AM
x2!!

I will seriously fly to wherever you live and kill you if you say shit about Jay's hair!!

 >:(
Its a wig  ;D
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: webcake on March 22, 2009, 04:05:19 AM
Its a wig  ;D

Where in NZ are you?  >:(
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: io856 on March 22, 2009, 04:07:00 AM
Its a wig  ;D

Listen here biatch you can compare glutes and striations all day long but Jay's lucious locks of blonde hair slicked back as if formed in a warm summer's breeze are out of BOUNDS.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: WillGrant on March 22, 2009, 04:07:25 AM
Where in NZ are you?  >:(
Gore ,you wll fit in well there comming from Tasmania  :D
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: johnnynoname on March 22, 2009, 04:07:38 AM
Listen here biatch you can compare glutes and striations all day long but Jay's lucious locks of blonde hair slicked back as if formed in a warm summer's breeze are out of BOUNDS.

exactly

DON'T FUCK WITH THE HAIR
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: webcake on March 22, 2009, 04:08:24 AM
I would never buy a used thong......but i would pay good money if Kerry would send me the clippings from Jay's next haircut....... 8)
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: WillGrant on March 22, 2009, 04:08:51 AM
Listen here biatch you can compare glutes and striations all day long but Jay's lucious locks of blonde hair slicked back as if formed in a warm summer's breeze are out of BOUNDS.
He conditions it with schmoe cum  ;D
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: webcake on March 22, 2009, 04:09:07 AM
Gore ,you wll fit in well there comming from Tasmania  :D

Tasmania?

Who comes from Tasmania? I certainly don't...... 8)
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: io856 on March 22, 2009, 04:10:56 AM
Tasmania?

Who comes from Tasmania? I certainly don't...... 8)

WillGrant doesn't know where Webcke is from... no doubt about it.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: webcake on March 22, 2009, 04:11:40 AM
WillGrant doesn't know where Webcke is from... no doubt about it.

Webcke lives = http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cronulla,_New_South_Wales
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: kiwiol on March 22, 2009, 04:13:49 AM
Gore ,you wll fit in well there comming from Tasmania  :D

 ;D
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: Saxon on March 22, 2009, 04:14:03 AM
Webcke lives = http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cronulla,_New_South_Wales

You are Waratahs fan?
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: Sam on March 22, 2009, 04:15:03 AM
Webcke lives = http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cronulla,_New_South_Wales

You a rugby league man Webcke?
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: WillGrant on March 22, 2009, 04:16:14 AM
You a rugby league man Webcke?
Warriors beat Manly today Webbers  8)
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: webcake on March 22, 2009, 04:16:24 AM
You a rugby league man Webcke?

Fuck yeah!!

You are Waratahs fan?

See above post..... ;D
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: io856 on March 22, 2009, 04:16:42 AM
(http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200610/r110594_345315.jpg)
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: webcake on March 22, 2009, 04:17:21 AM
Warriors beat Manly today Webbers  8)

damn.......though i have a feeling the Warriors will be a big threat this year.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: webcake on March 22, 2009, 04:18:40 AM
(http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200610/r110594_345315.jpg)

Unbelievable prop. Best ever. When i was playing i tried to replicate him as best i could....... :D
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: Saxon on March 22, 2009, 04:20:39 AM
See above post..... ;D

Sharks?

I love the Leeds Rhinos, but they got beat on Friday  :'(
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: webcake on March 22, 2009, 04:21:44 AM
Sharks?

I love the Leeds Rhinos, but they got beat on Friday  :'(

Yep.......gotta support the locals.

We'll get a premiership.....one day.  :-\
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: io856 on March 22, 2009, 04:21:49 AM
Warriors beat Manly today Webbers  8)
was a close game
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: io856 on March 22, 2009, 04:22:47 AM
Yep.......gotta support the locals.

We'll get a premiership.....one day.  :-\

Are the sharks anything without Kimmorley?
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: webcake on March 22, 2009, 04:23:56 AM
Are the sharks anything without Kimmorley?

Yeah.......Kimmorley is shit for the most part. Too inconsistent. We'll go alright i think.......then we'll make the top 8 and crack under the pressure.  :-[
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: WillGrant on March 22, 2009, 04:33:28 AM
was a close game
Yes , a try in the dying stages ..Close games are far more exciting than an ass whooping.  ;)
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: evandatp on March 22, 2009, 12:49:41 PM
Gore ,you wll fit in well there comming from Tasmania  :D
Mikey Havoc wants to know when he can return.
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: TechnoViking on March 22, 2009, 05:10:19 PM
Over brushing is a main cause of gum recession...
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: chainsaw on March 22, 2009, 05:19:46 PM
(http://www.bastardproductions.com/bfl/Images/Headline%20Photos/jaycutler.jpg)

ya know what? cutler sucks at contest prep. he's capable of looking decent.. but whatever he does before a contest kills it.


Ya know, If I"m correct, the only time it really matters is being in shape at contest time.  You can be in shape 364 days
a year, and come in bloated or drunk on contest day, and YOU LOSE!!
Title: Re: Jay Cutler is..........
Post by: Christopher Belinksky on March 22, 2009, 06:15:29 PM
jay cutler is a man with muscles, no doubt
but he is also a man who doesn't have hard muscles, his muscles are spongy, his conditioning is horrible, and his skin looks 5 inches thick.....