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Jay Cutler is..........
« on: March 22, 2009, 02:50:05 AM »
..........a man with muscles.

Does anyone doubt this?

No doubt about it...

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Re: Jay Cutler is..........
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2009, 02:54:12 AM »
that man brushes his teeth 20 times a day and takes 10 showers a day as well

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Re: Jay Cutler is..........
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2009, 02:55:25 AM »
He certainly has muscles..........no doubt about it.
No doubt about it...

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« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2009, 03:05:36 AM »
Jay Cutler is a man with muscles

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Re: Jay Cutler is..........
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2009, 03:06:02 AM »
Jay Cutler is a man with muscles

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No doubt about it.....
No doubt about it...

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Re: Jay Cutler is..........
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2009, 03:07:47 AM »
that man brushes his teeth 20 times a day and takes 10 showers a day as well

10 showers?? I heard that with the teethbrushing tough... :P

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Re: Jay Cutler is..........
« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2009, 03:08:15 AM »
Sound like Jay needs 'kidney thief' Chad's help

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Re: Jay Cutler is..........
« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2009, 03:08:20 AM »


ya know what? cutler sucks at contest prep. he's capable of looking decent.. but whatever he does before a contest kills it.


Yeah I think he is very concerned with coming in "full" i.e. insulin loading

When he uses hard diuretics he looks his best like in the 2001 Olympia and the 2008 Olympia finals

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Re: Jay Cutler is..........
« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2009, 03:14:19 AM »
Jay is wide as a barn door and cold as steel


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Re: Jay Cutler is..........
« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2009, 03:15:13 AM »
Jay is wide as a barn door and cold as steel

Wow he has amazing hardness and density there

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Re: Jay Cutler is..........
« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2009, 03:16:45 AM »
People often refer to Jay as looking like a fridge. Quite mean.......no doubt about it.
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Re: Jay Cutler is..........
« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2009, 03:18:25 AM »
Wow he has amazing hardness and density there

Yes, but don't let that fool you - he's very approachable, invites you with open arms and is full of goodness


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Re: Jay Cutler is..........
« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2009, 03:19:13 AM »


Kids like men with muscles... no doubt about it

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« Reply #13 on: March 22, 2009, 03:21:25 AM »
To conserve energy, Jay hired a crane to move him around..... 8)

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« Reply #14 on: March 22, 2009, 03:25:30 AM »


Kids like men with muscles... no doubt about it

That's not a kid - that's Tommi Thorvildsen.

If that was the poster of a Japanese movie, the title would read 'Glutezilla vs Bodzilla / Chinzilla / Jayzilla'

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Re: Jay Cutler is..........
« Reply #15 on: March 22, 2009, 03:29:12 AM »
my real question is how does he maintain his bronzer's color WHILE taking that many showers?

btw, i'm not trying to make a funny- i'm really curious

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Re: Jay Cutler is..........
« Reply #16 on: March 22, 2009, 03:31:23 AM »
my real question is how does he maintain his bronzer's color WHILE taking that many showers?

btw, i'm not trying to make a funny- i'm really curious

Believe it or not, he doesn't actually wear bronzer/fake tan year round.....

Only for appearances/comps/photoshoots does he wear it
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« Reply #17 on: March 22, 2009, 03:33:05 AM »
Believe it or not, he doesn't actually wear bronzer/fake tan year round.....

Only for appearances/comps/photoshoots does he wear it

i'm sorry?! what is the point of living your life looking pale?!?!?!?!

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Re: Jay Cutler is..........
« Reply #18 on: March 22, 2009, 03:34:42 AM »
i'm sorry?! what is the point of living your life looking pale?!?!?!?!

He's 300-motherfuckin-lbs!!

He can do whatever he wants and no one will ever give him shit!!
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« Reply #19 on: March 22, 2009, 03:35:00 AM »

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Re: Jay Cutler is..........
« Reply #20 on: March 22, 2009, 03:35:19 AM »
He's 300-motherfuckin-lbs!!

He can do whatever he wants and no one will ever give him shit!!

he needs tattoos

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Re: Jay Cutler is..........
« Reply #21 on: March 22, 2009, 03:35:55 AM »
i'm sorry?! what is the point of living your life looking pale?!?!?!?!

Cutler hits the tanning booth once or twice a day. For apperances and contests he adds the fake tan additional.

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Re: Jay Cutler is..........
« Reply #22 on: March 22, 2009, 03:36:45 AM »
No doubt about it...

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Re: Jay Cutler is..........
« Reply #23 on: March 22, 2009, 03:37:32 AM »
He certainly has muscles..........no doubt about it.
And a huge fukin mellon  ;D

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Re: Jay Cutler is..........
« Reply #24 on: March 22, 2009, 03:39:02 AM »
this thread has made me noticed that (off topic) i'm darker than the president