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Title: Intimidating co-workers
Post by: calfzilla on March 26, 2009, 03:57:44 AM
So I have a new job and we have to take an hour lunch.  We have a full weight room, so I am wondering should I ever lift at work or will my massive getbigger size and strength frighten my co-workers and tarnish my chances of advancing with the company? 
Title: Re: Intimidating co-workers
Post by: webcake on March 26, 2009, 03:59:00 AM
Lift the weights.......show them you are physically superior and not to be fucked with.

Also, remember to wear the daisy dukes and construction boots.
Title: Re: Intimidating co-workers
Post by: Tapeworm on March 26, 2009, 04:02:53 AM
Joking aside, that's brilliant that you've got access to weights at lunch.  Noon would be an ideal time of day for me. 
Title: Re: Intimidating co-workers
Post by: MuscleMcMannus on March 26, 2009, 04:03:05 AM
Nah you don't even have to work out to show intimidation at the office.  Just hop on a cardio machine and make sure you are wearing a pacman t shirt ! :)
Title: Re: Intimidating co-workers
Post by: calfzilla on March 26, 2009, 04:04:00 AM
Lift the weights.......show them you are physically superior and not to be fucked with.

Also, remember to wear the daisy dukes and construction boots.
Can I wear a sleeveless flannel also? 
Title: Re: Intimidating co-workers
Post by: webcake on March 26, 2009, 04:07:16 AM
Can I wear a sleeveless flannel also? 

I would expect nothing less!  8)
Title: Re: Intimidating co-workers
Post by: calfzilla on March 26, 2009, 04:11:01 AM
I'm getting second thoughts guys.  Maybe I should just use my undefeated MMA skills on the heavy bag or play some basketball. 
Title: Re: Intimidating co-workers
Post by: io856 on March 26, 2009, 04:12:00 AM
I'm getting second thoughts guys.  Maybe I should just use my undefeated MMA skills on the heavy bag or play some basketball. 
oh... its a joke thread  ;D
Title: Re: Intimidating co-workers
Post by: calfzilla on March 26, 2009, 04:13:27 AM
oh... its a joke thread  ;D
Kind of but not really.  I do have the option of doing any of the 3 activities.
Title: Re: Intimidating co-workers
Post by: akers1021 on March 26, 2009, 04:23:28 AM
Shadow boxing with some 5 lb dumbells will tell your co-workers you are off your rocker and NO ONE with mess with you. Reprimands are OUT the window, just make sure you wear you MP# player and sing out loud the Rocky theme song while doing this   ;D
Title: Re: Intimidating co-workers
Post by: The Showstoppa on March 26, 2009, 05:21:27 AM
Here is my advice...play basketball, but play it thug style....knocking people over and shoving down co-workers.  Be sure to talk a lot of trash throughtout, higher-ups will love that.  then if anybody is foolish enough to call a foul on you, tell them it's their choice...take it to the weightroom or the cage.....and ALWAYS follow all phrases with "bitch" as in "Let's take it to the weightroom, BITCH !!" to your supervisor.  This will ensure a long career.
Title: Re: Intimidating co-workers
Post by: Sam on March 26, 2009, 05:25:48 AM
Simple as this, Give em what they want - THE GUN SHOW!!

BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM MMMMMMM!

Title: Re: Intimidating co-workers
Post by: bigbobs on March 26, 2009, 06:26:04 AM
When would you eat?  And wouldn't you be all sweaty at work in the afternoon?
Title: Re: Intimidating co-workers
Post by: onlyme on March 26, 2009, 07:57:18 AM
Call up Bully Beatdown
Title: Re: Intimidating co-workers
Post by: calfzilla on March 26, 2009, 01:18:11 PM
When would you eat?  And wouldn't you be all sweaty at work in the afternoon?
I get a couple 15 min breaks to so I could eat then.  Plus my workout only takes about 45 min.  And as far as the sweat, yah, but I would just lift weights and not do cardio so it wouldn't be too bad.  If you're hardcore and chasin the dream sacrifices have to be made  :-\
Title: Re: Intimidating co-workers
Post by: HTexan on March 26, 2009, 01:23:01 PM
go figure, they make a weight room, but no shower. So no one will use it.  Epic trying to appear like they care about the health of the employees.
Title: Re: Intimidating co-workers
Post by: Fury on March 26, 2009, 01:23:23 PM
So I have a new job and we have to take an hour lunch.  We have a full weight room, so I am wondering should I ever lift at work or will my massive getbigger size and strength frighten my co-workers and tarnish my chances of advancing with the company? 

Make sure you act like Mon_of_steele and buy shirts from Baby Gap that are four sizes too small so you can rip them apart when you carb load during lunch in the office. People will shit themselves when they see you heating up your chicken and rice!!!!
Title: Re: Intimidating co-workers
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 26, 2009, 01:24:00 PM
Be careful and mindful who's in the gym with you.  I remember working out at my old work's gym and pounded out and awesome set.  had my headphones on and kind of forgot where I was.  I finished my set, stood up and just blurted out "FUCKING YEAH BITCH"  this one girl looked at me with horror, another just gave me an odd look.  
These people started to act all weird around me after that.  Not worth the headache
Title: Re: Intimidating co-workers
Post by: QuakerOats on March 26, 2009, 01:25:13 PM
Be careful and mindful who's in the gym with you.  I remember working out at my old work's gym and pounded out and awesome set.  had my headphones on and kind of forgot where I was.  I finished my set, stood up and just blurted out "FUCKING YEAH BITCH"  this one girl looked at me with horror, another just gave me an odd look.  
These people started to act all weird around me after that.  Not worth the headache
::) more bullshit for your file.
Title: Re: Intimidating co-workers
Post by: Mars on March 26, 2009, 01:26:41 PM
im one of the bigger guys at my gym, even now im sporting the health look but i treat everyone with respect.
Title: Re: Intimidating co-workers
Post by: calfzilla on March 26, 2009, 01:27:14 PM
Be careful and mindful who's in the gym with you.  I remember working out at my old work's gym and pounded out and awesome set.  had my headphones on and kind of forgot where I was.  I finished my set, stood up and just blurted out "FUCKING YEAH BITCH"  this one girl looked at me with horror, another just gave me an odd look.  
These people started to act all weird around me after that.  Not worth the headache
Lol another MOS classic!  :D
Title: Re: Intimidating co-workers
Post by: Jizzacked on March 26, 2009, 01:31:40 PM
no shower though?  even if you don't smell people will most likely assume you do and talk shit about it when your back is turned..

Title: Re: Intimidating co-workers
Post by: calfzilla on March 26, 2009, 01:33:38 PM
no shower though?  even if you don't smell people will most likely assume you do and talk shit about it when your back is turned..


Actually I am not 100% sure there is no shower, so I will have to look into it.  If there is then the girls didn't show me on the "tour."
Title: Re: Intimidating co-workers
Post by: Andy Griffin on March 26, 2009, 02:39:24 PM
Here is my advice...play basketball, but play it thug style....knocking people over and shoving down co-workers.  Be sure to talk a lot of trash throughtout, higher-ups will love that.  then if anybody is foolish enough to call a foul on you, tell them it's their choice...take it to the weightroom or the cage.....and ALWAYS follow all phrases with "bitch" as in "Let's take it to the weightroom, BITCH !!" to your supervisor.  This will ensure a long career.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/0d/Archrival_box.jpg/265px-Archrival_box.jpg)
Title: Re: Intimidating co-workers
Post by: The Showstoppa on March 26, 2009, 02:44:41 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/0d/Archrival_box.jpg/265px-Archrival_box.jpg)

Hell yeah....AG knows what I'm talking about..... 8)
Title: Re: Intimidating co-workers
Post by: Andy Griffin on March 26, 2009, 02:47:28 PM
Hell yeah....AG knows what I'm talking about..... 8)

I was in the army when this game was popular.  They had it in the arcade at the PX but took it out after a couple weeks because dudes would get in fights over shit that happened in the game.  Dumb E-1 pricks.  hahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Intimidating co-workers
Post by: The Showstoppa on March 26, 2009, 02:53:46 PM
I was in the army when this game was popular.  They had it in the arcade at the PX but took it out after a couple weeks because dudes would get in fights over shit that happened in the game.  Dumb E-1 pricks.  hahahahahahaha

haha, we fought over Tecmo Bowl!  Played tourney's for money....mix in beer and JD and it got pretty ugly....fast.  Man those were fun times.
Title: Re: Intimidating co-workers
Post by: Bobby on March 26, 2009, 02:56:02 PM
Make sure you act like Mon_of_steele and buy shirts from Baby Gap that are four sizes too small so you can rip them apart when you carb load during lunch in the office. People will shit themselves when they see you heating up your chicken and rice!!!!

Be careful and mindful who's in the gym with you.  I remember working out at my old work's gym and pounded out and awesome set.  had my headphones on and kind of forgot where I was.  I finished my set, stood up and just blurted out "FUCKING YEAH BITCH"  this one girl looked at me with horror, another just gave me an odd look.  
These people started to act all weird around me after that.  Not worth the headache

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Intimidating co-workers
Post by: calfzilla on March 26, 2009, 03:38:09 PM
Man I loved arch rivals!  That and Double Dribble were my two fav basketball games. 
Title: Re: Intimidating co-workers
Post by: SS on March 26, 2009, 03:50:45 PM
Your size alone should intimidate them.



Pretty cool having a bench where you work, so when some poser claims he can bench 500lbs you can tell him to meet you at the bench at noon and pwn him gb stlye ;D



Title: Re: Intimidating co-workers
Post by: QuakerOats on March 26, 2009, 04:07:43 PM
Your size alone should intimidate them.



Pretty cool having a bench where you work, so when some poser claims he can bench 500lbs you can tell him to meet you at the bench at noon and pwn him gb stlye ;D




;D
Title: Re: Intimidating co-workers
Post by: lovemonkey on March 26, 2009, 04:09:11 PM
;D

Dave, we need you in the "Before and After Photos" thread.
Title: Re: Intimidating co-workers
Post by: QuakerOats on March 26, 2009, 04:10:01 PM
Dave, we need you in the "Before and After Photos" thread.
why?
Title: Re: Intimidating co-workers
Post by: chainsaw on March 26, 2009, 04:10:35 PM
::) more bullshit for your file.

Another pointless post by Q.O trying to get his post count above one million.
Title: Re: Intimidating co-workers
Post by: SS on March 26, 2009, 04:10:59 PM
why?
Cause he's gonna do it first and wants you to follow :D
Title: Re: Intimidating co-workers
Post by: lovemonkey on March 26, 2009, 04:11:08 PM
why?

A kid claims to be 275lbs 6'2 with visible abs at 19 years of age.

EDIT: Claims to be natural as well!!
Title: Re: Intimidating co-workers
Post by: QuakerOats on March 26, 2009, 04:12:04 PM
A kid claims to be 275lbs 6'2 with visible abs at 19 years of age.
::)
Title: Re: Intimidating co-workers
Post by: lovemonkey on March 26, 2009, 04:17:37 PM
::)

Honestly man look at this:

Here is before and after photo of my brother.

6'2

around 275 lbs in the before pics
around 225 - 230 lbs in the after pics

(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t224/SimplyHuge/BeforeandAfterPhotos-S.jpg)