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Intimidating co-workers
« on: March 26, 2009, 03:57:44 AM »
So I have a new job and we have to take an hour lunch.  We have a full weight room, so I am wondering should I ever lift at work or will my massive getbigger size and strength frighten my co-workers and tarnish my chances of advancing with the company? 
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Re: Intimidating co-workers
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2009, 03:59:00 AM »
Lift the weights.......show them you are physically superior and not to be fucked with.

Also, remember to wear the daisy dukes and construction boots.
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Re: Intimidating co-workers
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2009, 04:02:53 AM »
Joking aside, that's brilliant that you've got access to weights at lunch.  Noon would be an ideal time of day for me. 
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Re: Intimidating co-workers
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2009, 04:03:05 AM »
Nah you don't even have to work out to show intimidation at the office.  Just hop on a cardio machine and make sure you are wearing a pacman t shirt ! :)
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Re: Intimidating co-workers
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2009, 04:04:00 AM »
Quote from: webcke on March 26, 2009, 03:59:00 AM
Lift the weights.......show them you are physically superior and not to be fucked with.

Also, remember to wear the daisy dukes and construction boots.
Can I wear a sleeveless flannel also? 
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Re: Intimidating co-workers
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2009, 04:07:16 AM »
Quote from: calfzilla on March 26, 2009, 04:04:00 AM
Can I wear a sleeveless flannel also? 

I would expect nothing less!  8)
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Re: Intimidating co-workers
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2009, 04:11:01 AM »
I'm getting second thoughts guys.  Maybe I should just use my undefeated MMA skills on the heavy bag or play some basketball. 
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Re: Intimidating co-workers
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2009, 04:12:00 AM »
Quote from: calfzilla on March 26, 2009, 04:11:01 AM
I'm getting second thoughts guys.  Maybe I should just use my undefeated MMA skills on the heavy bag or play some basketball. 
oh... its a joke thread  ;D
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Re: Intimidating co-workers
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2009, 04:13:27 AM »
Quote from: io856 on March 26, 2009, 04:12:00 AM
oh... its a joke thread  ;D
Kind of but not really.  I do have the option of doing any of the 3 activities.
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Re: Intimidating co-workers
« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2009, 04:23:28 AM »
Shadow boxing with some 5 lb dumbells will tell your co-workers you are off your rocker and NO ONE with mess with you. Reprimands are OUT the window, just make sure you wear you MP# player and sing out loud the Rocky theme song while doing this   ;D
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Re: Intimidating co-workers
« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2009, 05:21:27 AM »
Here is my advice...play basketball, but play it thug style....knocking people over and shoving down co-workers.  Be sure to talk a lot of trash throughtout, higher-ups will love that.  then if anybody is foolish enough to call a foul on you, tell them it's their choice...take it to the weightroom or the cage.....and ALWAYS follow all phrases with "bitch" as in "Let's take it to the weightroom, BITCH !!" to your supervisor.  This will ensure a long career.
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Re: Intimidating co-workers
« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2009, 05:25:48 AM »
Simple as this, Give em what they want - THE GUN SHOW!!

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Re: Intimidating co-workers
« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2009, 06:26:04 AM »
When would you eat?  And wouldn't you be all sweaty at work in the afternoon?
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Re: Intimidating co-workers
« Reply #13 on: March 26, 2009, 07:57:18 AM »
Call up Bully Beatdown
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Re: Intimidating co-workers
« Reply #14 on: March 26, 2009, 01:18:11 PM »
Quote from: bigbobs on March 26, 2009, 06:26:04 AM
When would you eat?  And wouldn't you be all sweaty at work in the afternoon?
I get a couple 15 min breaks to so I could eat then.  Plus my workout only takes about 45 min.  And as far as the sweat, yah, but I would just lift weights and not do cardio so it wouldn't be too bad.  If you're hardcore and chasin the dream sacrifices have to be made  :-\
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Re: Intimidating co-workers
« Reply #15 on: March 26, 2009, 01:23:01 PM »
go figure, they make a weight room, but no shower. So no one will use it.  Epic trying to appear like they care about the health of the employees.
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Re: Intimidating co-workers
« Reply #16 on: March 26, 2009, 01:23:23 PM »
Quote from: calfzilla on March 26, 2009, 03:57:44 AM
So I have a new job and we have to take an hour lunch.  We have a full weight room, so I am wondering should I ever lift at work or will my massive getbigger size and strength frighten my co-workers and tarnish my chances of advancing with the company? 

Make sure you act like Mon_of_steele and buy shirts from Baby Gap that are four sizes too small so you can rip them apart when you carb load during lunch in the office. People will shit themselves when they see you heating up your chicken and rice!!!!
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Re: Intimidating co-workers
« Reply #17 on: March 26, 2009, 01:24:00 PM »
Be careful and mindful who's in the gym with you.  I remember working out at my old work's gym and pounded out and awesome set.  had my headphones on and kind of forgot where I was.  I finished my set, stood up and just blurted out "FUCKING YEAH BITCH"  this one girl looked at me with horror, another just gave me an odd look.  
These people started to act all weird around me after that.  Not worth the headache
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Re: Intimidating co-workers
« Reply #18 on: March 26, 2009, 01:25:13 PM »
Quote from: mon_of_steele on March 26, 2009, 01:24:00 PM
Be careful and mindful who's in the gym with you.  I remember working out at my old work's gym and pounded out and awesome set.  had my headphones on and kind of forgot where I was.  I finished my set, stood up and just blurted out "FUCKING YEAH BITCH"  this one girl looked at me with horror, another just gave me an odd look.  
These people started to act all weird around me after that.  Not worth the headache
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Re: Intimidating co-workers
« Reply #19 on: March 26, 2009, 01:26:41 PM »
im one of the bigger guys at my gym, even now im sporting the health look but i treat everyone with respect.
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Re: Intimidating co-workers
« Reply #20 on: March 26, 2009, 01:27:14 PM »
Quote from: mon_of_steele on March 26, 2009, 01:24:00 PM
Be careful and mindful who's in the gym with you.  I remember working out at my old work's gym and pounded out and awesome set.  had my headphones on and kind of forgot where I was.  I finished my set, stood up and just blurted out "FUCKING YEAH BITCH"  this one girl looked at me with horror, another just gave me an odd look.  
These people started to act all weird around me after that.  Not worth the headache
Lol another MOS classic!  :D
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Re: Intimidating co-workers
« Reply #21 on: March 26, 2009, 01:31:40 PM »
no shower though?  even if you don't smell people will most likely assume you do and talk shit about it when your back is turned..

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Re: Intimidating co-workers
« Reply #22 on: March 26, 2009, 01:33:38 PM »
Quote from: Jizzacked on March 26, 2009, 01:31:40 PM
no shower though?  even if you don't smell people will most likely assume you do and talk shit about it when your back is turned..


Actually I am not 100% sure there is no shower, so I will have to look into it.  If there is then the girls didn't show me on the "tour."
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Re: Intimidating co-workers
« Reply #23 on: March 26, 2009, 02:39:24 PM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on March 26, 2009, 05:21:27 AM
Here is my advice...play basketball, but play it thug style....knocking people over and shoving down co-workers.  Be sure to talk a lot of trash throughtout, higher-ups will love that.  then if anybody is foolish enough to call a foul on you, tell them it's their choice...take it to the weightroom or the cage.....and ALWAYS follow all phrases with "bitch" as in "Let's take it to the weightroom, BITCH !!" to your supervisor.  This will ensure a long career.

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Re: Intimidating co-workers
« Reply #24 on: March 26, 2009, 02:44:41 PM »
Quote from: Andy Griffin on March 26, 2009, 02:39:24 PM


Hell yeah....AG knows what I'm talking about..... 8)
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