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Title: French Canadians
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on April 02, 2009, 12:21:47 PM
This place I work has dance teams coming in all week for space to practice.

We had a team come in a Tour Bus from Quebec, and all the girls are so amazingly beautiful (I mean beyond belief).  Everyone talks in French, and one of the women "who looked gay?" went into the mens room with some other guys.

Title: Re: French Canadians
Post by: Migs on April 02, 2009, 12:42:02 PM
glory hole action maybe??

I heard that there are tons of beautiful women in Canada.
Title: Re: French Canadians
Post by: drkaje on April 02, 2009, 01:15:15 PM
Spent a week in Canada and saw some pretty chicks.
Title: Re: French Canadians
Post by: Original Sin on April 03, 2009, 08:43:42 AM
Running from the packs of roaming wolves and polar bears in the deep snow all year round is great aerobic activity.

We just choose to do it in the nude all the time because the clothes slow you down!

A slow Canadian is a Crunchy Canadian.
Title: Re: French Canadians
Post by: drkaje on April 03, 2009, 11:46:06 AM
Running from the packs of roaming wolves and polar bears in the deep snow all year round is great aerobic activity.

We just choose to do it in the nude all the time because the clothes slow you down!

A slow Canadian is a Crunchy Canadian.

It was a little odd because they are so polite in comparison to Americans.
Title: Re: French Canadians
Post by: Original Sin on April 03, 2009, 12:05:51 PM
It was a little odd because they are so polite in comparison to Americans.

Canadians are polite to a fault.

There is an old joke...

Q: How do you get a Canadian to apologize?
A: Step on their foot
(Try it, it is so true)

and

Canadians are so polite that they even say thank you to the ATM machines.

I have actually seen both happen in real life.
Title: Re: French Canadians
Post by: drkaje on April 03, 2009, 12:55:51 PM
I guess the weather up there would break weaker people.
Title: Re: French Canadians
Post by: Andy Griffin on April 03, 2009, 01:01:38 PM
I once got reprimanded at work for offending a Canadien visitor.  She asked me, "What do Americans really think about Canada?"  I replied, "We don't.  At least not until we run out of natural resources."  (John Stewart said this on Dr. Katz: Professional Therapist before he was on The Daily Show)
Title: Re: French Canadians
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on April 03, 2009, 02:09:52 PM
Canadians are polite to a fault.

There is an old joke...

Q: How do you get a Canadian to apologize?
A: Step on their foot
(Try it, it is so true)

and

Canadians are so polite that they even say thank you to the ATM machines.

I have actually seen both happen in real life.

HAHA

I've thanked the ATM.  ;D
Title: Re: French Canadians
Post by: Migs on April 03, 2009, 08:03:49 PM
Running from the packs of roaming wolves and polar bears in the deep snow all year round is great aerobic activity.

We just choose to do it in the nude all the time because the clothes slow you down

 :P

Are Canadians nice enough to have rampant sex with Southern Gentleman from the States?
Title: Re: French Canadians
Post by: 24KT on April 05, 2009, 09:30:49 PM
CANADIAN WOMEN RULE!!!   8)
Title: Re: French Canadians
Post by: Original Sin on April 06, 2009, 09:47:02 AM
:P

Are Canadians nice enough to have rampant sex with Southern Gentleman from the States?

Definitely nice enough...

















But far to educated   ;D :-* ;D
Title: Re: French Canadians
Post by: Migs on April 06, 2009, 11:34:15 AM
i have no use for canada then. 
Title: Re: French Canadians
Post by: drkaje on April 06, 2009, 12:24:39 PM
i have no use for canada then. 

Go for it, Migs.

They all seemed very friendly.

OS probably picked up some American qualities and might not be a very reliable source of info. :)
Title: Re: French Canadians
Post by: ASJChaotic on April 06, 2009, 02:56:52 PM
Canadians are polite to a fault.

There is an old joke...

Q: How do you get a Canadian to apologize?
A: Step on their foot
(Try it, it is so true)

and

Canadians are so polite that they even say thank you to the ATM machines.

I have actually seen both happen in real life.

aint no body stomping on my foot and getting away with it  :D
you have actually stepped on people's feet on purpose?  ;D
Title: Re: French Canadians
Post by: ASJChaotic on April 06, 2009, 02:57:46 PM
HAHA

I've thanked the ATM.  ;D

why am i not surprised  ;D
Title: Re: French Canadians
Post by: Original Sin on April 06, 2009, 03:30:17 PM
i have no use for canada then. 

I once got reprimanded at work for offending a Canadien visitor.  She asked me, "What do Americans really think about Canada?"  I replied, "We don't.  At least not until we run out of natural resources."  (John Stewart said this on Dr. Katz: Professional Therapist before he was on The Daily Show)


you are from the deep south Migs...
Don't you have a good looking cousin or a slower sister to fill these needs?  ;D
Title: Re: French Canadians
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on April 06, 2009, 05:06:40 PM
Don't you have a good looking cousin or a slower sister to fill these needs?  ;D

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOM!!!

HAHAHAHAHAH
Title: Re: French Canadians
Post by: Migs on April 06, 2009, 06:10:30 PM

you are from the deep south Migs...
Don't you have a good looking cousin or a slower sister to fill these needs?  ;D


ahem, i'm from atlanta not alabama or mississippi. 
Title: Re: French Canadians
Post by: ASJChaotic on April 06, 2009, 09:40:23 PM

you are from the deep south Migs...
Don't you have a good looking cousin or a slower sister to fill these needs?  ;D


ahem, i'm from atlanta not alabama or mississippi. 

lmao brutal ownage of nascar fans  ;D
Title: Re: French Canadians
Post by: SamoanIrishman on April 08, 2009, 03:37:27 PM
CANADIAN WOMEN RULE!!!   8)

Agreed..I dated a red leaf for a bit and she was great, the area (BC) was great with lots of hot women. I go with my sister (plays for a female rugby team here) up there just to check out the scene. They are really polite and Vancouver is great..it's been called the Hollywood of the North. Great clubs all that.

Dudes up there are a little too polite and it comes across as weak in my opinion...especially since their rugby team (guy team) has yet to beat us...ever.
Title: Re: French Canadians
Post by: 24KT on April 08, 2009, 09:30:34 PM
Definitely nice enough...


But far to educated   ;D :-* ;D

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Title: Re: French Canadians
Post by: 24KT on April 08, 2009, 09:34:29 PM
Agreed..I dated a red leaf for a bit and she was great, the area (BC) was great with lots of hot women. I go with my sister (plays for a female rugby team here) up there just to check out the scene. They are really polite and Vancouver is great..it's been called the Hollywood of the North. Great clubs all that.

Dudes up there are a little too polite and it comes across as weak in my opinion...especially since their rugby team (guy team) has yet to beat us...ever.

As a Torontonian, ...I just can't tell you how much that phrase sticks in my craw! lol
Yep... Vancouver has overtaken us as 'Hollywood North' ...it used to be Toronto,
...until LA discovered it was a shorter plane ride and was in the same time zone... sigh. 
Toronto never quite recovered after SARS  :'(
Title: Re: French Canadians
Post by: ASJChaotic on April 08, 2009, 09:46:59 PM
As a Torontonian, ...I just can't tell you how much that phrase sticks in my craw! lol
Yep... Vancouver has overtaken us as 'Hollywood North' ...it used to be Toronto,
...until LA discovered it was a shorter plane ride and was in the same time zone... sigh. 
Toronto never quite recovered after SARS  :'(

not to mention Vancouver is prettier too .....................OHH HHHHHH SNAP!!!!!   ;D
Title: Re: French Canadians
Post by: 24KT on April 08, 2009, 09:50:08 PM
not to mention Vancouver is prettier too .....................OHH HHHHHH SNAP!!!!!   ;D

That it is... sigh.
Title: Re: French Canadians
Post by: Original Sin on April 08, 2009, 09:56:16 PM
As a Torontonian, ...I just can't tell you how much that phrase sticks in my craw! lol
Yep... Vancouver has overtaken us as 'Hollywood North' ...it used to be Toronto,
...until LA discovered it was a shorter plane ride and was in the same time zone... sigh. 
Toronto never quite recovered after SARS  :'(

Can't you people just be satisfied being the Centre of the Universe?
 :-*
Title: Re: French Canadians
Post by: 24KT on April 08, 2009, 10:00:11 PM
Can't you people just be satisfied being the Centre of the Universe?
 :-*


{giggle} They don't call us 'hogtown' for nothing ya know.  ;D
Title: Re: French Canadians
Post by: ASJChaotic on April 08, 2009, 10:04:51 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, we are sorry to interrupt your postings with our national anthem  8)

Title: Re: French Canadians
Post by: 24KT on April 08, 2009, 10:35:57 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, we are sorry to interrupt your postings with our national anthem  8)



{sniffle} {sniffle}  tawk amongst youselves... I'm verkempt.  :'(

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Title: Re: French Canadians
Post by: ASJChaotic on April 08, 2009, 11:11:21 PM
{sniffle} {sniffle}  tawk amongst youselves... I'm verkempt.  :'(

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 8)
Title: Re: French Canadians
Post by: SamoanIrishman on April 09, 2009, 09:10:59 AM
no worries..I'd still date you. Canadian is Canadian to me..lol



PS...been to Toronto but sadly, BC does have better scenery.
Title: Re: French Canadians
Post by: Migs on April 09, 2009, 09:30:41 AM
what's so great aboot canada?  one of my sisters was born there, the other sister in belgium.  just curious.

not trying to slam, although canadian bacon is yummy
Title: Re: French Canadians
Post by: 24KT on April 09, 2009, 12:07:57 PM
what's so great aboot canada?  one of my sisters was born there, the other sister in belgium.  just curious.

not trying to slam, although canadian bacon is yummy

hrmph. ...someone's looking to get spanked!  >:(



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Title: Re: French Canadians
Post by: Migs on April 09, 2009, 12:36:03 PM
hrmph. ...someone's looking to get spanked!  >:(



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i'm all for beaver.   ;)

i know some canadians and they say aboot damnit. 

oh and yes please to the spanking, papi needs some luvin in a bad way.
Title: Re: French Canadians
Post by: 24KT on April 09, 2009, 01:16:31 PM
i'm all for beaver.   ;)



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i know some canadians and they say aboot damnit. 

Canadians DON'T say aboot, ...they say aboat. There's a difference.






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oh and yes please to the spanking, papi needs some luvin in a bad way.

If Papi wanted some luvin' he shouldn't have given me the evil eye the other day.  >:(
Title: Re: French Canadians
Post by: Migs on April 09, 2009, 02:13:24 PM
i forgot why i even gave you the evil eye, lol.

besides i have bad eyes anyway. 
Title: Re: French Canadians
Post by: Deedee on April 09, 2009, 02:22:51 PM
i'm all for beaver.   ;)

i know some canadians and they say aboot damnit

oh and yes please to the spanking, papi needs some luvin in a bad way.

Judi is right. It's aboat, not aboot.  As in, "I'm sittin' aboat the hoase, ya hoser, damnit."

But since it's a thread about French Canadians, it would be more like, "I'm sittin aboat the hoase, hostices de CALISS de POURIS."
Title: Re: French Canadians
Post by: Migs on April 09, 2009, 03:07:18 PM
either way it's wrong!  Damn wrong!  And even though i'm fromthe south, i don't have a southern accent.  I got lucky.  I've been told I have a neutral accent.  go figure.
Title: Re: French Canadians
Post by: 24KT on April 09, 2009, 03:40:16 PM
Hi Deedee! you're back!  :)

how's life been treating you?
Title: Re: French Canadians
Post by: Deedee on April 09, 2009, 03:41:49 PM
either way it's wrong!  Damn wrong!  And even though i'm fromthe south, i don't have a southern accent.  I got lucky.  I've been told I have a neutral accent.  go figure.

Nothing wrong with a southern accent.

btw... Natasha Richardson died in Quebec. She didn't have a southern accent either.
Title: Re: French Canadians
Post by: Deedee on April 09, 2009, 03:44:06 PM
Hi Deedee! you're back!  :)

how's life been treating you?

Hi Judi. Life is great, and I don't feel like dying anytime soon.  :)

Hope life is being good to you my dear.  I miss you.  :)
Title: Re: French Canadians
Post by: 24KT on April 09, 2009, 04:01:45 PM
Can't you people just be satisfied being the Centre of the Universe?
 :-*


I don't know why, ...but this thread has inspired a deep bout of Canadian pride and patriotism in my heart.

sooo to that end, ...here are a few good and quite common Canadian rants... enjoy!  :)

I Am Torontonian!


I Am a British Columbian


I Am Albertan!



And one of my absolute favourites....

The War of 1812


Oh, come back, proud Canadians
To before you had TV,
No hockey night in Canada,
There was no CBC (Oh, my God!).
In 1812, Madison was mad,
He was the president, you know
Well, he thought he'd tell the British where they ought to go
He thought he'd invade Canada,
He thought that he was tough
Instead we went to Washington....
And burned down all his stuff!

And the White House burned, burned, burned,
And we're the one's that did it!
It burned, burned, burned,
While the president ran and cried.
It burned, burned, burned,
And things were very historical.
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies
Waa waa waah!
In the War of 1812!

Now some hillbillies from Kentucky,
Dressed in green and red,
Left home to fight in Canada,
But they returned home dead
It's the only war the Yankees lost, except for Vietnam
And also the Alamo... and the Bay of... ham.
The loser was America,
The winner was ourselves,
So join right in and gloat about the War of 1812

And the White House burned, burned, burned,
And we're the one's that did it!
It burned, burned, burned,
While the president ran and cried.
It burned, burned, burned,
And things were very historical.
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies
Waa waa waah!
In the War of 1812!

In 1812, we were just sittin' around,
Mindin' our own business, puttin' crops into the ground.
We heard the soldiers coming and we didn't like that sound.
So we took a boat to Washington and burned it to the ground.

Oh... we... fired our guns, but the Yankees kept-a coming,
There wasn't quite as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and the Yankees started running,
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico, oh, oh....
They ran through the snow and they ran through the forest,
They ran through the bushes where the beavers wouldn't go.
They ran so fast, they forgot to take their culture,
Back to America, and Gulf and Texaco

So, if you go to Washington, its buildings clean and nice,
Bring a pack of matches, and we'll burn the White House twice!

And the White House burned, burned, burned,
But the Americans won't admit it
It burned, burned, burned,
It burned and burned and burned
It burned, burned, burned,
Now, I bet that made them mad
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies
Waa waa waah!
In the War of 1812

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Title: Re: French Canadians
Post by: 24KT on April 09, 2009, 04:03:42 PM
Hi Judi. Life is great, and I don't feel like dying anytime soon.  :)

Hope life is being good to you my dear.  I miss you.  :)

Are you kidding? We've past the spring equinox, the days are getting longer and the warm weather is approaching

It doesn't get any better than that!  ;D