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French Canadians
« on: April 02, 2009, 12:21:47 PM »
This place I work has dance teams coming in all week for space to practice.

We had a team come in a Tour Bus from Quebec, and all the girls are so amazingly beautiful (I mean beyond belief).  Everyone talks in French, and one of the women "who looked gay?" went into the mens room with some other guys.

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Re: French Canadians
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2009, 12:42:02 PM »
glory hole action maybe??

I heard that there are tons of beautiful women in Canada.
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Re: French Canadians
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2009, 01:15:15 PM »
Spent a week in Canada and saw some pretty chicks.
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Re: French Canadians
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2009, 08:43:42 AM »
Running from the packs of roaming wolves and polar bears in the deep snow all year round is great aerobic activity.

We just choose to do it in the nude all the time because the clothes slow you down!

A slow Canadian is a Crunchy Canadian.
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Re: French Canadians
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2009, 11:46:06 AM »
Quote from: Original Sin on April 03, 2009, 08:43:42 AM
Running from the packs of roaming wolves and polar bears in the deep snow all year round is great aerobic activity.

We just choose to do it in the nude all the time because the clothes slow you down!

A slow Canadian is a Crunchy Canadian.

It was a little odd because they are so polite in comparison to Americans.
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Re: French Canadians
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2009, 12:05:51 PM »
Quote from: drkaje on April 03, 2009, 11:46:06 AM
It was a little odd because they are so polite in comparison to Americans.

Canadians are polite to a fault.

There is an old joke...

Q: How do you get a Canadian to apologize?
A: Step on their foot
(Try it, it is so true)

and

Canadians are so polite that they even say thank you to the ATM machines.

I have actually seen both happen in real life.
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Re: French Canadians
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2009, 12:55:51 PM »
I guess the weather up there would break weaker people.
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Re: French Canadians
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2009, 01:01:38 PM »
I once got reprimanded at work for offending a Canadien visitor.  She asked me, "What do Americans really think about Canada?"  I replied, "We don't.  At least not until we run out of natural resources."  (John Stewart said this on Dr. Katz: Professional Therapist before he was on The Daily Show)
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Re: French Canadians
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2009, 02:09:52 PM »
Quote from: Original Sin on April 03, 2009, 12:05:51 PM
Canadians are polite to a fault.

There is an old joke...

Q: How do you get a Canadian to apologize?
A: Step on their foot
(Try it, it is so true)

and

Canadians are so polite that they even say thank you to the ATM machines.

I have actually seen both happen in real life.

HAHA

I've thanked the ATM.  ;D
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Re: French Canadians
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2009, 08:03:49 PM »
Quote from: Original Sin on April 03, 2009, 08:43:42 AM
Running from the packs of roaming wolves and polar bears in the deep snow all year round is great aerobic activity.

We just choose to do it in the nude all the time because the clothes slow you down

 :P

Are Canadians nice enough to have rampant sex with Southern Gentleman from the States?
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Re: French Canadians
« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2009, 09:30:49 PM »
CANADIAN WOMEN RULE!!!   8)
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Re: French Canadians
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2009, 09:47:02 AM »
Quote from: Migs on April 03, 2009, 08:03:49 PM
:P

Are Canadians nice enough to have rampant sex with Southern Gentleman from the States?

Definitely nice enough...

















But far to educated   ;D :-* ;D
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Re: French Canadians
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2009, 11:34:15 AM »
i have no use for canada then. 
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Re: French Canadians
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2009, 12:24:39 PM »
Quote from: Migs on April 06, 2009, 11:34:15 AM
i have no use for canada then. 

Go for it, Migs.

They all seemed very friendly.

OS probably picked up some American qualities and might not be a very reliable source of info. :)
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Re: French Canadians
« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2009, 02:56:52 PM »
Quote from: Original Sin on April 03, 2009, 12:05:51 PM
Canadians are polite to a fault.

There is an old joke...

Q: How do you get a Canadian to apologize?
A: Step on their foot
(Try it, it is so true)

and

Canadians are so polite that they even say thank you to the ATM machines.

I have actually seen both happen in real life.

aint no body stomping on my foot and getting away with it  :D
you have actually stepped on people's feet on purpose?  ;D
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Re: French Canadians
« Reply #15 on: April 06, 2009, 02:57:46 PM »
Quote from: RPF on April 03, 2009, 02:09:52 PM
HAHA

I've thanked the ATM.  ;D

why am i not surprised  ;D
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Re: French Canadians
« Reply #16 on: April 06, 2009, 03:30:17 PM »
Quote from: Migs on April 06, 2009, 11:34:15 AM
i have no use for canada then. 

Quote from: Andy Griffin on April 03, 2009, 01:01:38 PM
I once got reprimanded at work for offending a Canadien visitor.  She asked me, "What do Americans really think about Canada?"  I replied, "We don't.  At least not until we run out of natural resources."  (John Stewart said this on Dr. Katz: Professional Therapist before he was on The Daily Show)


you are from the deep south Migs...
Don't you have a good looking cousin or a slower sister to fill these needs?  ;D
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Re: French Canadians
« Reply #17 on: April 06, 2009, 05:06:40 PM »
Quote from: Original Sin on April 06, 2009, 03:30:17 PM
Don't you have a good looking cousin or a slower sister to fill these needs?  ;D

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOM!!!

HAHAHAHAHAH
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Re: French Canadians
« Reply #18 on: April 06, 2009, 06:10:30 PM »
Quote from: Original Sin on April 06, 2009, 03:30:17 PM

you are from the deep south Migs...
Don't you have a good looking cousin or a slower sister to fill these needs?  ;D


ahem, i'm from atlanta not alabama or mississippi. 
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Re: French Canadians
« Reply #19 on: April 06, 2009, 09:40:23 PM »
Quote from: Original Sin on April 06, 2009, 03:30:17 PM

you are from the deep south Migs...
Don't you have a good looking cousin or a slower sister to fill these needs?  ;D


Quote from: Migs on April 06, 2009, 06:10:30 PM
ahem, i'm from atlanta not alabama or mississippi. 

lmao brutal ownage of nascar fans  ;D
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Re: French Canadians
« Reply #20 on: April 08, 2009, 03:37:27 PM »
Quote from: jaguarenterprises on April 05, 2009, 09:30:49 PM
CANADIAN WOMEN RULE!!!   8)

Agreed..I dated a red leaf for a bit and she was great, the area (BC) was great with lots of hot women. I go with my sister (plays for a female rugby team here) up there just to check out the scene. They are really polite and Vancouver is great..it's been called the Hollywood of the North. Great clubs all that.

Dudes up there are a little too polite and it comes across as weak in my opinion...especially since their rugby team (guy team) has yet to beat us...ever.
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Re: French Canadians
« Reply #21 on: April 08, 2009, 09:30:34 PM »
Quote from: Original Sin on April 06, 2009, 09:47:02 AM
Definitely nice enough...


But far to educated   ;D :-* ;D

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Re: French Canadians
« Reply #22 on: April 08, 2009, 09:34:29 PM »
Quote from: SamoanIrishman on April 08, 2009, 03:37:27 PM
Agreed..I dated a red leaf for a bit and she was great, the area (BC) was great with lots of hot women. I go with my sister (plays for a female rugby team here) up there just to check out the scene. They are really polite and Vancouver is great..it's been called the Hollywood of the North. Great clubs all that.

Dudes up there are a little too polite and it comes across as weak in my opinion...especially since their rugby team (guy team) has yet to beat us...ever.

As a Torontonian, ...I just can't tell you how much that phrase sticks in my craw! lol
Yep... Vancouver has overtaken us as 'Hollywood North' ...it used to be Toronto,
...until LA discovered it was a shorter plane ride and was in the same time zone... sigh. 
Toronto never quite recovered after SARS  :'(
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Re: French Canadians
« Reply #23 on: April 08, 2009, 09:46:59 PM »
Quote from: jaguarenterprises on April 08, 2009, 09:34:29 PM
As a Torontonian, ...I just can't tell you how much that phrase sticks in my craw! lol
Yep... Vancouver has overtaken us as 'Hollywood North' ...it used to be Toronto,
...until LA discovered it was a shorter plane ride and was in the same time zone... sigh. 
Toronto never quite recovered after SARS  :'(

not to mention Vancouver is prettier too .....................OHH HHHHHH SNAP!!!!!   ;D
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Re: French Canadians
« Reply #24 on: April 08, 2009, 09:50:08 PM »
Quote from: MemberX on April 08, 2009, 09:46:59 PM
not to mention Vancouver is prettier too .....................OHH HHHHHH SNAP!!!!!   ;D

That it is... sigh.
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