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So I discovered another attractive chick at my new job today. Introduced myself and talked to her a little bit. She is not stunning but attractive...doable. So getbiggers what is my next move?
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Ask her to have coffee or lunch with you...
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Ask her to have coffee or lunch with you...
Wow an actual serious helpful response from getbig, thanks! I was also thinking about asking if I could drop by her office some time to learn more about what she does.
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So I discovered another attractive chick at my new job today. Introduced myself and talked to her a little bit. She is not stunning but attractive...doable. So getbiggers what is my next move?
Are you stupid? Can't you even date a woman without asking for help on the internet?
Wow an actual serious helpful response from getbig, thanks! I was also thinking about asking if I could drop by her office some time to learn more about what she does.
Very helpful. Are you stupid? You already sound like a fucking stalker.
Just GO there and show interest, you must be dumb to ask her if you are allowed to visit her in the office, are you a man? You sound like a bitch.
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Are you stupid? Can't you even date a woman without asking for help on the internet?
Very helpful. Are you stupid? You already sound like a fucking stalker.
Just GO there and show interest, you must be dumb to ask her if you are allowed to visit her in the office, are you a man? You sound like a bitch.
Damn DK I thought we were friends? :-\...and brutal not realizing this is pretty much a getbig humor thread. Just having some fun on getbig, geeez.
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So I discovered another attractive chick at my new job today. Introduced myself and talked to her a little bit. She is not stunning but attractive...doable. So getbiggers what is my next move?
NAIL THAT BITCH :)
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Damn DK I thought we were friends? :-\...and brutal not realizing this is pretty much a getbig humor thread. Just having some fun on getbig, geeez.
We are friends!! I am just preventing you to do something stupid!
I care for you, 'zilla!
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Your next move determines your NEXT move!
So make your next move......
(http://www.e-filler.ca/images/SexPanther1.jpg)
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We are friends!! I am just preventing you to do something stupid!
I care for you, 'zilla!
Thanks DK. And I the reason I would go to her office to ask about her job is because I am thinking about grad school and moving up into the higher levels of counseling, so I should be talking about this with these co-workers. It was actually suggested by a female co-worker of mine. I will let you know if I "hit it."
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Thanks DK. And I the reason I would go to her office to ask about her job is because I am thinking about grad school and moving up into the higher levels of counseling, so I should be talking about this with these co-workers. It was actually suggested by a female co-worker of mine. I will let you know if I "hit it."
That's fine, but just do it. Don't ask her if you can ask her, just ask her. ;D
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Just slip some pills in her coffee and go to town on the bitch.........it ain't rape, it's just surprise sex.
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That's fine, but just do it. Don't ask her if you can ask her, just ask her. ;D
I never said I would ask her if I could ask her lol. That would make no sense.
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I never said I would ask her if I could ask her lol. That would make no sense.
Yes.
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Still havn't been able to find the other hot chick I saw couple weeks ago. Don't worry calfzilla is on the prowl. My tage line is "Excellence in sexual harassment in the workplace since 1998." ;D
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Still havn't been able to find the other hot chick I saw couple weeks ago. Don't worry calfzilla is on the prowl. My tage line is "Excellence in sexual harassment in the workplace since 1998." ;D
It's a shame you are so ugly and fat.......
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Still havn't been able to find the other hot chick I saw couple weeks ago. Don't worry calfzilla is on the prowl. My tage line is "Excellence in sexual harassment in the workplace since 1998." ;D
Remember its only sexual harassment if its not wanted :D
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Remember its only sexual harassment if its not wanted you get sued :D
fixed
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It's a shame you are so ugly and fat.......
Yes webcke, especially that fat part, I am quite a ways away from joining Team Lean Face. :(
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Yes webcke, especially that fat part, I am quite a ways away from joining Team Lean Face. :(
I'm just messin with ya, you dumb fat piece of shit. I still love you..... :-*
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So I discovered another attractive chick at my new job today. Introduced myself and talked to her a little bit. She is not stunning but attractive...doable. So getbiggers what is my next move?
with all due respect calfzilla but the next, obvious, move is to get her number
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I'm just messin with ya, you dumb fat piece of shit. I still love you..... :-*
Thanks webcke your words mean a lot. Due to my shortfalls I better be sure to put her down at every chance I get to lower her self esteem and make her feel like shit, so she will think she has no other choice than to fuck the zillaman.
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Thanks webcke your words mean a lot. Due to my shortfalls I better be sure to put her down at every chance I get to lower her self esteem and make her feel like shit, so she will think she has no other choice than to fuck the zillaman.
Yes, good idea. She is not any better than you. Disrespect her.....she will like it.
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ask her if she likes to watch kungfu movies with you.
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Thank you Johnny, your advice will be taken into consideration as always. The digits would be a great idea.
So webcke you think I should focus on picking apart her looks or her personality first in the degrading process?
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Thank you Johnny, your advice will be taken into consideration as always. The digits would be a great idea.
So webcke you think I should focus on picking apart her looks or her personality first in the degrading process?
Well you must remember that she will most likely be judgemental towards yourself and your physical appearance, so why not.......
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the thing is the "shitting where you eat" adage has become less of a no no as time has gone on, imho
i think it is kinda sorta expected that co workers will fuck nowadays
EDIT: .......then again, what do i know. I have a hairstyle inspired by 80's pop diva Lisa Stansfield, i'm overtanned, can tell you the starting line up of the 86 red sox and can calculate a slugging percentage
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Do you think it would impress her if at lunch while everyone else is eating, I just drink a Muscle Milk RTD?
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Do you think it would impress her if at lunch while everyone else is eating, I just drink a Muscle Milk RTD?
quite honestly, that would be a bit of a "tool" move
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Do you think it would impress her if at lunch while everyone else is eating, I just drink a Muscle Milk RTD?
Yes, that would make her impressed.
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Yes, that would make her impressed.
I already done that in front of a couple male co-workers and they were visibly shaken.
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From my experience its often hard to pass it up if you are asked at work etc. which comes when you are a man with muscle.
But don't think with your pecker... its gonna be awkward no matter what.
Learn from my mistakes...
Just try to deal with the attraction for a while and I guarantee it will dissolve away into nothingness in time.
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From my experience its often hard to pass it up if you are asked at work etc. which comes when you are a man with muscle.
But don't think with your pecker... its gonna be awkward no matter what.
Learn from my mistakes...
Just try to deal with the attraction for a while and I guarantee it will dissolve away into nothingness in time.
??? I don't want it to dissolve into nothingness, I want to hit it!
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??? I don't want it to dissolve into nothingness, I want to hit it!
this is gonna sound extremely obvious BUT.....just hit it
listen, workplace hook ups HAPPEN
and post hook up awkwardness HAPPENS
...it is apart of life
accept it and move on
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this is gonna sound extremely obvious BUT.....just hit it
listen, workplace hook ups HAPPEN
and post hook up awkwardness HAPPENS
...it is apart of life
accept it and move on
QFT.
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this is gonna sound extremely obvious BUT.....just hit it
listen, workplace hook ups HAPPEN
and post hook up awkwardness HAPPENS
...it is apart of life
accept it and move on
Its not worth the awkwardness... 100%
Don't get involved calfzilla
Careful what you wish for
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Its not worth the awkwardness... 100%
Don't get involved calfzilla
Careful what you wish for
I respect your opinion io but I think Johnny is right here. Once upon a time it was a bad idea, but this is 2009 and people at every place of employment are fucking. I mean I'm sure she is like me and has trouble meeting people outside of a bar, and not being in school makes it even that much harder. So we are pretty much left with hooking up with co-workers.
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I respect your opinion io but I think Johnny is right here. Once upon a time it was a bad idea, but this is 2009 and people at every place of employment are fucking. I mean I'm sure she is like me and has trouble meeting people outside of a bar, and not being in school makes it even that much harder. So we are pretty much left with hooking up with co-workers.
i'll put it to you this way
I work at a gym and it is a known fact that patrons fuck trainers (female patrons, you assholes ;D) and it is "the way it is"
now, 5 years ago there would be that awkwardness..but now, things have changed
you can fuck a treadmill bunny and go your seperate ways and still say hi to the person in the morning at the gym without either of you expecting anything else
then again, still tread with some caution as i may ,indeed, live in some bizzaro world...(and by the looks of my hair do, that bizzaro world is called "lego land")
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Damn DK I thought we were friends? :-\...and brutal not realizing this is pretty much a getbig humor thread. Just having some fun on getbig, geeez.
Nah. DKs comment is right,unfortunately.
Just talk to her lil by lil saying little joke or something.
If you make her smile,the first jod is done.
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i'll put it to you this way
I work at a gym and it is a known fact that patrons fuck trainers (female patrons, you assholes ;D) and it is "the way it is"
now, 5 years ago there would be that awkwardness..but now, things have changed
you can fuck a treadmill bunny and go your seperate ways and still say hi to the person in the morning at the gym without either of you expecting anything else
then again, still tread with some caution as i may ,indeed, live in some bizzaro world...(and by the looks of my hair do, that bizzaro world is called "lego land")
You are right Johnny. I remember at my last job a bunch of us went to the strip club got drunk had a good time, and I got a lap dance from my boss's wife and every other female co-worker there (4 I think), but the next day at work we don't discuss it. Just business as usual.
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david pecker.
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david pecker.
Are you saying that AM employees date each other and Mr. Pecker allows it?
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yes.
(http://www.giftsandfreeadvice.com/free_advice/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/idiot.jpg)
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Nah. DKs comment is right,unfortunately.
Just talk to her lil by lil saying little joke or something.
If you make her smile,the first jod is done.
are you single now kyomu or still married?
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So I discovered another attractive chick at my new job today. Introduced myself and talked to her a little bit. She is not stunning but attractive...doable. So getbiggers what is my next move?
a trick of mine is to tell them you had a dream about them last night, and smirk.
if she smiles, looks excited and asks what happened she finds you attractive.
if she isn't really interested, walks away or asks what happened while looking annoyed, she is not into you.
if its the first one tell her you were a couple and had a romantic date and ended up making love on a beach or some other romantic setting. ( this will arouse her imagination, and everytime she see's you or thinks of you she will think romantic thoughts).
if its the 2nd tell her she won the lottery in the dream and bought you a car. ( she will think money when she see's you) this will lead to other oppertunities in the future ;)
i cannnot reveal all my secrets but this is one trick i have used with great success.
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are you single now kyomu or still married?
Still I didnt receive from the court.
When I receive it, I will be single again.
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a trick of mine is to tell them you had a dream about them last night, and smirk.
if she smiles, looks excited and asks what happened she finds you attractive.
if she isn't really interested, walks away or asks what happened while looking annoyed, she is not into you.
if its the first one tell her you were a couple and had a romantic date and ended up making love on a beach or some other romantic setting. ( this will arouse her imagination, and everytime she see's you or thinks of you she will think romantic thoughts).
i cannnot reveal all my secrets but this is one trick i have used with great success.
good advice dude, dunno if id go as far as saying i dreamed we had sex though.
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Still I didnt receive from the court.
When I receive it, I will be single again.
Oh, it was that recent?
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Still I didnt receive from the court.
When I receive it, I will be single again.
hopefully you get to keep your money kyomu, good luck
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good advice dude, dunno if id go as far as saying i dreamed we had sex though.
you can't say sex.
the word sex is impersonal and without emotion or feeling. You have to say made love - this is what women are turned on by ;)
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you can't say sex.
the word sex is impersonal and without emotion or feeling. You have to say made love - this is what women are turned on by ;)
hahahaha and you're an expert?
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hahahaha and you're an expert?
define expert ?
i don't consider myself an expert, but i have used this technique in all of my past workplaces and i have gotten 100% results.
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hahahaha and you're an expert?
he gives great advice
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define expert ?
i don't consider myself an expert, but i have used this technique in all of my past workplaces and i have gotten 100% results.
what was your success rate?
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what was your success rate?
1 while working in teaching
2 while working in hospital
1 while working in blockbuster video
3 while in mcdonalds
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define expert ?
i don't consider myself an expert, but i have used this technique in all of my past workplaces and i have gotten 100% results.
How come you don't know what an expert is?
Anything else you need clarifying while I'm at it, or do your shoes need shining?
Define 100% results, i'm guessing a woman looked at you and did not shriek and you count this as a "win"
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1 while working in teaching
2 while working in hospital
1 while working in blockbuster video
3 while in mcdonalds
what was the sucess % rate though, you could hav approached 100s of women
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1 while working in teaching
2 while working in hospital
1 while working in blockbuster video
3 while in mcdonalds
yes you did score there!!!!!
Here are two of them, plied with fries for sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
(http://www.insidesocal.com/tomhoffarth/mcdonalds.jpg)
dirty boy!!
ta ta
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what was the sucess % rate though, you could hav approached 100s of women
well i only use it on women i was attracted too, so i ended up going out with them all for verious lengths of time.
it was 100%, however 2 reacted the negative way at first, so it took me longer with them and i aso had to use other techniques like humour, etc but i this was used as the icebreaker and 1st real interaction/personality introduction.
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yes you did score there!!!!!
Here are two of them, plied with fries for sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
(http://www.insidesocal.com/tomhoffarth/mcdonalds.jpg)
dirty boy!!
ta ta
;D i've had worse :D
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Oh, it was that recent?
Yes.
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hopefully you get to keep your money kyomu, good luck
Thank you.
But she didnt ask me anything since she knows the problem is her.
Its a very complicated story.
Let it be. Let it be.
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Thank you.
But she didnt ask me anything since she knows the problem is her.
Its a very complicated story.
Let it be. Let it be.
;D
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Thank you.
But she didnt ask me anything since she knows the problem is her.
Its a very complicated story.
Let it be. Let it be.
:'(
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;D i've had worse :D
please god, say your joking haha!
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please god, say your joking haha!
1 time when i was very very drunk, i had a female that is bigger and uglier than this :-X
it was her 21st birthday, and she had never been with a man before. she was a very nice person, and i wanted to give her a birthday she would never forget.
she and i have never forgotten.
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Are you stupid? Can't you even date a woman without asking for help on the internet?
Very helpful. Are you stupid? You already sound like a fucking stalker.
Just GO there and show interest, you must be dumb to ask her if you are allowed to visit her in the office, are you a man? You sound like a bitch.
sounds like a creepy stalker 2 me 2
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sounds like a creepy stalker 2 me 2
"Hi!, do you mind if i drop by from time to time? I want to learn about what you do."
brrrrrrrrrrr...... :-X :-X
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Sneak up behind her and quietly smell her hair. Then proceed to nibble on her earlobe.
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So I discovered another attractive chick at my new job today. Introduced myself and talked to her a little bit. She is not stunning but attractive...doable. So getbiggers what is my next move?
Make the move, open up, show the whole thing.
That's the one mistake a lot of little guys make, hidding away. ::)
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1 time when i was very very drunk, i had a female that is bigger and uglier than this :-X
it was her 21st birthday, and she had never been with a man before. she was a very nice person, and i wanted to give her a birthday she would never forget.
she and i have never forgotten.
She was not beard was she?
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She was not beard was she?
no, but she was part bald :-[
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You're putting too much thought into this,just lick your finger and circle your nipple with it,even through a shirt itd fuckin guaranteed to get her juicy
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So who is the body builder in this story?
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So I discovered another attractive chick at my new job today. Introduced myself and talked to her a little bit. She is not stunning but attractive...doable. So getbiggers what is my next move?
make her laugh keys to the castle
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I still say try the nipple thing,or make eye contact with her then move your eyes down to view your cock,and her eyes will follow where you are looking,I always do it for a laugh with girls,they get embarrassed and giggle
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Nothing will come of this. The guy will wimp out and jerk off to a fuzzy VHS recording of the 1996 womens gymnastic finals.
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So who is the body builder in this story?
i thought she was working out? ?? ??? ??? ???
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Nothing will come of this. The guy will wimp out and jerk off to a fuzzy VHS recording of the 1996 womens gymnastic finals.
lol
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i thought she was working out? ?? ??? ??? ???
Must be...
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Must be...
WHOA!!!!! I just hit 5000 posts!
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So who is the body builder in this story?
Technically I am because I drink Muscle Milk RTDs. ;D
And Mass04 that sounds like a decent second place award if I fail. But Groink is right, making her laugh is rarely a bad move.
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Try this, works well in professional situations...
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=275843.0;attach=315346;image)
That cat wouldn't look so happy if he knew just how low a fat ass in blue corduroys ranks on the hotness scale. Just ahead of anorexic in burlap, just behind chubby in horizontal stripes.
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So I discovered another attractive chick at my new job today. Introduced myself and talked to her a little bit. She is not stunning but attractive...doable. So getbiggers what is my next move?
Screw her doggy style in the restroom before the store closes. This probably only works when you work retail because cleaning the restrooms was part of the job at the end of the night. To hell with standing missionary position lol, I already worked my biceps.
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Screw her doggy style in the restroom before the store closes. This probably only works when you work retail because cleaning the restrooms was part of the job at the end of the night. To hell with standing missionary position lol, I already worked my biceps.
Thankfully I don't work retail, but there are many places we could sneak off to. ;D
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Thankfully I don't work retail, but there are many places we could sneak off to. ;D
You get a hell of a adrenaline rush from it.