Author Topic: Bodybuilders dating in the workplace (Read 5043 times)

Fatpanda · « **Reply #50 on:** April 17, 2009, 03:58:09 AM »

Quote from: Reign Down on April 17, 2009, 03:56:17 AM

hahahaha and you're an expert?

define expert ?

i don't consider myself an expert, but i have used this technique in all of my past workplaces and i have gotten 100% results.

Stormspirit · « **Reply #51 on:** April 17, 2009, 03:58:17 AM »

Quote from: Reign Down on April 17, 2009, 03:56:17 AM

hahahaha and you're an expert?

he gives great advice

Stormspirit · « **Reply #52 on:** April 17, 2009, 03:58:53 AM »

Quote from: Fatpanda on April 17, 2009, 03:58:09 AM

define expert ?

i don't consider myself an expert, but i have used this technique in all of my past workplaces and i have gotten 100% results.

what was your success rate?

Fatpanda · « **Reply #53 on:** April 17, 2009, 04:00:54 AM »

Quote from: Stormspirit on April 17, 2009, 03:58:53 AM

what was your success rate?

1 while working in teaching
2 while working in hospital
1 while working in blockbuster video
3 while in mcdonalds

Reign Down · « **Reply #54 on:** April 17, 2009, 04:01:54 AM »

Quote from: Fatpanda on April 17, 2009, 03:58:09 AM

define expert ?

i don't consider myself an expert, but i have used this technique in all of my past workplaces and i have gotten 100% results.

How come you don't know what an expert is?

Anything else you need clarifying while I'm at it, or do your shoes need shining?

Define 100% results, i'm guessing a woman looked at you and did not shriek and you count this as a "win"

Stormspirit · « **Reply #55 on:** April 17, 2009, 04:02:39 AM »

Quote from: Fatpanda on April 17, 2009, 04:00:54 AM

1 while working in teaching
2 while working in hospital
1 while working in blockbuster video
3 while in mcdonalds

what was the sucess % rate though, you could hav approached 100s of women

Reign Down · « **Reply #56 on:** April 17, 2009, 04:03:48 AM »

Quote from: Fatpanda on April 17, 2009, 04:00:54 AM

1 while working in teaching
2 while working in hospital
1 while working in blockbuster video
3 while in mcdonalds

yes you did score there!!!!!

Here are two of them, plied with fries for sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

dirty boy!!

ta ta

Fatpanda · « **Reply #57 on:** April 17, 2009, 04:06:45 AM »

Quote from: Stormspirit on April 17, 2009, 04:02:39 AM

what was the sucess % rate though, you could hav approached 100s of women

well i only use it on women i was attracted too, so i ended up going out with them all for verious lengths of time.

it was 100%, however 2 reacted the negative way at first, so it took me longer with them and i aso had to use other techniques like humour, etc but i this was used as the icebreaker and 1st real interaction/personality introduction.

Fatpanda · « **Reply #58 on:** April 17, 2009, 04:07:26 AM »

Quote from: Reign Down on April 17, 2009, 04:03:48 AM

yes you did score there!!!!!

Here are two of them, plied with fries for sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

dirty boy!!

ta ta

i've had worse

kyomu · « **Reply #59 on:** April 17, 2009, 04:15:22 AM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on April 17, 2009, 03:45:40 AM

Oh, it was that recent?

Yes.

kyomu · « **Reply #60 on:** April 17, 2009, 04:16:59 AM »

Quote from: Stormspirit on April 17, 2009, 03:46:14 AM

hopefully you get to keep your money kyomu, good luck

Thank you.
But she didnt ask me anything since she knows the problem is her.
Its a very complicated story.
Let it be. Let it be.

DK II · « **Reply #61 on:** April 17, 2009, 04:21:18 AM »

Quote from: kyomu on April 17, 2009, 04:16:59 AM

Thank you.
But she didnt ask me anything since she knows the problem is her.
Its a very complicated story.
Let it be. Let it be.

Fatpanda · « **Reply #62 on:** April 17, 2009, 04:25:11 AM »

Quote from: kyomu on April 17, 2009, 04:16:59 AM

Thank you.
But she didnt ask me anything since she knows the problem is her.
Its a very complicated story.
Let it be. Let it be.

Reign Down · « **Reply #63 on:** April 17, 2009, 04:35:12 AM »

Quote from: Fatpanda on April 17, 2009, 04:07:26 AM

i've had worse

please god, say your joking haha!

Fatpanda · « **Reply #64 on:** April 17, 2009, 04:39:22 AM »

Quote from: Reign Down on April 17, 2009, 04:35:12 AM

please god, say your joking haha!

1 time when i was very very drunk, i had a female that is bigger and uglier than this

it was her 21st birthday, and she had never been with a man before. she was a very nice person, and i wanted to give her a birthday she would never forget.

she and i have never forgotten.

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #65 on:** April 17, 2009, 04:41:22 AM »

Quote from: DonkeyKong on April 17, 2009, 01:02:04 AM

Are you stupid? Can't you even date a woman without asking for help on the internet?

Very helpful. Are you stupid? You already sound like a fucking stalker.

Just GO there and show interest, you must be dumb to ask her if you are allowed to visit her in the office, are you a man? You sound like a bitch.

sounds like a creepy stalker 2 me 2

DK II · « **Reply #66 on:** April 17, 2009, 04:44:44 AM »

Quote from: bigdumbbell on April 17, 2009, 04:41:22 AM

sounds like a creepy stalker 2 me 2

"Hi!, do you mind if i drop by from time to time? I want to learn about what you do."

brrrrrrrrrrr......

Get Rowdy · « **Reply #67 on:** April 17, 2009, 04:50:15 AM »

Sneak up behind her and quietly smell her hair. Then proceed to nibble on her earlobe.

Dr Kincaid · « **Reply #68 on:** April 17, 2009, 05:10:28 AM »

Quote from: calfzilla on April 17, 2009, 12:44:04 AM

So I discovered another attractive chick at my new job today. Introduced myself and talked to her a little bit. She is not stunning but attractive...doable. So getbiggers what is my next move?

Make the move, open up, show the whole thing.
That's the one mistake a lot of little guys make, hidding away.

kyomu · « **Reply #69 on:** April 17, 2009, 05:41:05 AM »

Quote from: Fatpanda on April 17, 2009, 04:39:22 AM

1 time when i was very very drunk, i had a female that is bigger and uglier than this

it was her 21st birthday, and she had never been with a man before. she was a very nice person, and i wanted to give her a birthday she would never forget.

she and i have never forgotten.

She was not beard was she?

Fatpanda · « **Reply #70 on:** April 17, 2009, 05:46:20 AM »

Quote from: kyomu on April 17, 2009, 05:41:05 AM

She was not beard was she?

no, but she was part bald

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #71 on:** April 17, 2009, 09:29:46 AM »

You're putting too much thought into this,just lick your finger and circle your nipple with it,even through a shirt itd fuckin guaranteed to get her juicy

CalvinH · « **Reply #72 on:** April 17, 2009, 10:24:50 AM »

So who is the body builder in this story?

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #73 on:** April 17, 2009, 10:27:19 AM »

Quote from: calfzilla on April 17, 2009, 12:44:04 AM

So I discovered another attractive chick at my new job today. Introduced myself and talked to her a little bit. She is not stunning but attractive...doable. So getbiggers what is my next move?

make her laugh keys to the castle

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #74 on:** April 17, 2009, 10:29:08 AM »

I still say try the nipple thing,or make eye contact with her then move your eyes down to view your cock,and her eyes will follow where you are looking,I always do it for a laugh with girls,they get embarrassed and giggle