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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: GetItOnNY on April 17, 2009, 04:32:45 PM
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After finding how powerful plazmosis is, the FDA has decided to pull Plazmosis off of all store sheleves.They said that if a athlete takes this product it will give him an unfair advantage over the other athletes, which will inturn cause a big stir all professional sports.The high amounts of Baking Soda Ethyl Ester, Flour Ethyl Ester beta Alanine ,Nano sized sugar molecules , Cake batter malate, and Maltodextrin citric acid monohydrate, will give athlete beyond steroid like gains.
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Its been banned here in Ireland ages,leprechauns turned into hulks on it
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banned in austria too, hills turned into alps
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Plazamosis feels like Deca.
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After finding how powerful plazmosis is, the FDA has decided to pull Plazmosis off of all store sheleves.They said that if a athlete takes this product it will give him an unfair advantage over the other athletes, which will inturn cause a big stir all professional sports.The high amounts of Baking Soda Ethyl Ester, Flour Ethyl Ester beta Alanine ,Nano sized sugar molecules , Cake batter malate, and Maltodextrin citric acid monohydrate, will give athlete beyond steroid like gains.
OR it was the horrific King Kamali picture on the ads?
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Banned in Canada. Our hockey players were crushing the ice.
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After finding how powerful plazmosis is, the FDA has decided to pull Plazmosis off of all store sheleves.They said that if a athlete takes this product it will give him an unfair advantage over the other athletes, which will inturn cause a big stir all professional sports.The high amounts of Baking Soda Ethyl Ester, Flour Ethyl Ester beta Alanine ,Nano sized sugar molecules , Cake batter malate, and Maltodextrin citric acid monohydrate, will give athlete beyond steroid like gains.
WHy don't you like Kamali???
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Banned in Australia too.
I took some and beat up an entire bikie gang.......
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plazmosis is dangerous stuff. it's actually making white guys grow like black guys
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banned in jersey caused toll booths to go haywire.
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made mountains out of molehills here in PA
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After finding how powerful plazmosis is, the FDA has decided to pull Plazmosis off of all store sheleves.They said that if a athlete takes this product it will give him an unfair advantage over the other athletes, which will inturn cause a big stir all professional sports.The high amounts of Baking Soda Ethyl Ester, Flour Ethyl Ester beta Alanine ,Nano sized sugar molecules , Cake batter malate, and Maltodextrin citric acid monohydrate, will give athlete beyond steroid like gains.
HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Banned here in Texas because it made everything bigger!
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banned here in in Nashville, TN because it turned the Grand Ole Opry into the the Gigantic Ole Opry.
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Made me so big that my wife said "give me a stiff six" and I only had to fuck her two times instead of 3
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You guys don't even want to know what it did to Little Rock, Arkansas.
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You guys don't even want to know what it did to Little Rock, Arkansas.
Caused it to suck less?
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Caused it to suck less?
How is that possible?
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Then ban every "bodybuilding" supplement on the market because none of it is FDA approved.
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You guys don't even want to know what it did to Little Rock, Arkansas.
Broke down "The Wal-Mart"
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banned in mexico... the locals started putting into there crops creating monster size tortillas ;D
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Banned worldwide.........one of the key ingredients was actually lava. Real lava.
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Banned worldwide.........one of the key ingredients was actually lava. Real lava.
i heard it was adding to the global warming crisis :o
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i heard it was adding to the global warming crisis :o
I heard it was adding to the world financial crisis.......i'm not sure how, but it just is.
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i took plazmosis for 4 days and competed in my first show
pictures
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The unemployment rate in Michigan ballooned up further because of Plazmosis.
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Bitches! I was saving up for a cycle!
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the army didnt find weapons of mass destruction but they did find plazmosis.. all the more reason were at war 8)
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I heard it was banned due to the high amounts of polyrachis ant extract that it contained.
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My mother in law went from 300lbs, to 600 lbs in 6 months while on Plazmosis. That shit works baby!
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Chuck Norris is even scared to use it due its effects.
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plazmosis is dangerous stuff. it's actually making white guys grow like black guys
i know, i sprinkled some on my penis :o
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Plamzmosis is so strong supplement stores owners are complaining about bottles of Plazmosis bottles are exploding on store sheleves.The ingredients in Plazmosis is so strong its literally breaking itself out of the plastic jars they put it in.One store owner says, every morning when I open ther store, I have 5-10 bottles of Plazmosis busted open with powder every where .I have never seen such a thing .One lady in Utah reported she put Plazmosis on a oil stain in her driveway, and within 2 hours it not only removed the oil stain, but ate a 1 inch hole in her driveway.Another Lady in Kansas said she put Plazmosis in her laundry to remove stains, and her washing machine exploded, leaving shrep metal stuck in her walls.
They did a study on Plazmosis using insects, and it raises testosterone in cock roaches 10,000,000,000 perfect.
They have actual video of a cock roach pulling a school bus full of children after they gave the bug Plazmosis.
They key ingredient in Plazmosis is Persian semen ,( from King Kamali) that has been freezed down to 10,000,000 degrees, below zero.It is then brought down to a Nano molecular structure to force itself into the human rectum.
One side effect of Plazmosis is it has been shown to darken a persons skin so they look persian ,and gives them a bold cocky, over confident attitude like King Kimali himself.
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How come Jim and Shari left when they figured out that the majority of people here are too smart to buy that crap? Makes them look worse to just pack up and leave imo, like they were only here to rip us off.
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I would like to know how the stuff sells, where it is still legal of course.
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I would like to know how the stuff sells.
I would like to know who thought of that stupid youtube video and using Shari as a pitchman. The guy looks like shit.
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I would like to know who thought of that stupid youtube video and using Shari as a pitchman. The guy looks like shit.
but then again most ads are stupid and scams
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The stupid thing is, all these companies are coming out with pre-workout product.Because everybody wants a peace of BSN's NO-XPLODES buissness.The problem is King Kimali's products sucks, I mean sucks really really bad.I havent tried it, but I read the ingredients, which is nothing cutting edge, and the bottles would only cost me like $4 to make.If that .There is nothing in that product that is great or even expensive.The bottom line is Plazmosis is a cheap NO-XLPODE knock off.With a fat cocky persian behind it.Plazmosis is a bigger then King Kimali himself, I just hope he doesnt rip to many people off with this baking soda in a bottle garbage.King Kamali got probably fired from Muscle-Tech, because he is a loud mouth idiot .So now he is preying on non educated consumers and high school kids.Ripping them off out of there hard earned money.Charging an arm and a leg, for a product that 6 months from now will be on the clearence shelves of supplement stores dicounted at 70% off because once people try it they wont buy it again.
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but then again most ads are stupid and scams
But they chose a guy who was obese at the time to sell a product. That's just stupid. Why not use a regular guy who is lean and has some size? Ballys uses lean men and women in their commercials because that's what sells. No one in their right minds would want to look like Shari. How can they not realize that the idiots who buy these types of products are your average Joes and the real bodybuilding fans(only people who even know who Shari is) know that he is juiced to the gills and too smart to fall for this bullshit. They should have at least tried to appeal to a wider range of people. The whole thing baffles me.
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The stupid thing is, all these companies are coming out with pre-workout product.Because everybody wants a peace of BSN's NO-XPLODES buissness.The problem is King Kimali's products sucks, I mean sucks really really bad.I havent tried it, but I read the ingredients, which is nothing cutting edge, and the bottles would only cost me like $4 to make.If that .There is nothing in that product that is great or even expensive.The bottom line is Plazmosis is a cheap NO-XLPODE knock off.With a fat cocky persian behind it.Plazmosis is a bigger then King Kimali himself, I just hope he doesnt rip to many people off with this baking soda in a bottle garbage.King Kamali got probably fired from Muscle-Tech, because he is a loud mouth idiot .So now he is preying on non educated consumers and high school kids.Ripping them off out of there hard earned money.Charging an arm and a leg, for a product that 6 months from now will be on the clearence shelves of supplement stores dicounted at 70% off because once people try it they wont buy it again.
Good post, I could have used you when Jim and Shari were trying to scam the whole board. Thankfully it worked out well and they didn't get any Getbiggers hard earned money, but they sure did try their hardest!
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Plamzmosis is so strong supplement stores owners are complaining about bottles of Plazmosis bottles are exploding on store sheleves.The ingredients in Plazmosis is so strong its literally breaking itself out of the plastic jars they put it in.One store owner says, every morning when I open ther store, I have 5-10 bottles of Plazmosis busted open with powder every where .I have never seen such a thing .One lady in Utah reported she put Plazmosis on a oil stain in her driveway, and within 2 hours it not only removed the oil stain, but ate a 1 inch hole in her driveway.Another Lady in Kansas said she put Plazmosis in her laundry to remove stains, and her washing machine exploded, leaving shrep metal stuck in her walls.
They did a study on Plazmosis using insects, and it raises testosterone in cock roaches 10,000,000,000 perfect.
They have actual video of a cock roach pulling a school bus full of children after they gave the bug Plazmosis.
They key ingredient in Plazmosis is Persian semen ,( from King Kamali) that has been freezed down to 10,000,000 degrees, below zero.It is then brought down to a Nano molecular structure to force itself into the human rectum.
One side effect of Plazmosis is it has been shown to darken a persons skin so they look persian ,and gives them a bold cocky, over confident attitude like King Kimali himself.
LOL ;D
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Danielson, the whole thing is a bad joke.The product is a joke, King Kimalia is a joke.They are so stupid ,they are using King Kamali and Roberty Lopez both out of shape in there off season.If they were smart ,which they obviously arent, they would wait 3 months, and get Robert Lopez shredded, then make a video.Why would they video tape 2 athletes training when they dont have a vein in there body?Who wants to see, 2 smooth a fu#$ jokers training.Atleast if Robert Lopez was in shape, they could pump him up , give him some niacin and say, look at all the vacularity Plazmosis gave him.
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Danielson, the whole thing is a bad joke.The product is a joke, King Kimalia is a joke.They are so stupid ,they are using King Kamali and Roberty Lopez both out of shape in there off season.If they were smart ,which they obviously arent, they would wait 3 months, and get Robert Lopez shredded, then make a video.Why would they video tape 2 athletes training when they dont have a vein in there body?Who wants to see, 2 smooth a fu#$ jokers training.Atleast if Robert Lopez was in shape, they could pump him up , give him some niacin and say, look at all the vacularity Plazmosis gave him.
I agree, they would be better off using a lean getbigger for that spot. TA or that Johnny guy would sell more product than those two bozos. People on here can argue about whether it's better to be big or lean all day long, but as far as appealing to a wide variety of people in a crazy attempt to I don't know, make money, I think it's common knowledge to use someone lean to sell a product.
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The problem is King Kimali's products sucks, I mean sucks really really bad.I havent tried it, but I read the ingredients, which is nothing cutting edge, and the bottles would only cost me like $4 to make.If that .There is nothing in that product that is great or even expensive.The bottom line is Plazmosis is a cheap NO-XLPODE knock off.With a fat cocky persian behind it.Plazmosis is a bigger then King Kimali himself, I just hope he doesnt rip to many people off with this baking soda in a bottle garbage.King Kamali got probably fired from Muscle-Tech, because he is a loud mouth idiot .So now he is preying on non educated consumers and high school kids.Ripping them off out of there hard earned money.Charging an arm and a leg, for a product that 6 months from now will be on the clearence shelves of supplement stores dicounted at 70% off because once people try it they wont buy it again.
You are one to talk about crappy products with fake ingredients. ::) You should just keep your mouth shut considering your history of scamming consumers with made up ingredients.
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?s=7419ca30d0895da3b1a3d46e6ab1144f&t=5561861
Seriously, who are you to talk? I haven't seen Kamali and Jim endorse liars like Lockett and that other black guy you were calling natural awhile back.
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The next spokesperson for Plazmosis: Keith Jones.
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I didnt know that Hank Williams posted on this board, lol.Van your talking about a product that we stopped producting in 2006, that worked really well.Did you everr try it? No, thank you cant knock something you didnt try.I have lab assays for every product and every raw material I sell.
Dude this is a bodybuilding chat board, not a gay cowboy chat pickup board.By looking at this picture, your definatly not a bodybuilders, or even someone who has ever picked up a weight.But you do look like one of those gay muscle worshiping bears.Why dont you join musclebears.com.You would fit right in with them.You big stud you, lol
Sweet home Alamabama, where the skies are so blue, lol
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Van, we should slip you into this picture, you would fit right in with the musclebear clan
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I didnt know that Hank Williams posted on this board, lol.Van your talking about a product that we stopped producting in 2006, that worked really well.Did you everr try it? No, thank you cant knock something you didnt try.I have lab assays for every product and every raw material I sell.
Dude this is a bodybuilding chat board, not a gay cowboy chat pickup board.By looking at this picture, your definatly not a bodybuilders, or even someone who has ever picked up a weight.But you do look like one of those gay muscle worshiping bears.Why dont you join musclebears.com.You would fit right in with them.You big stud you, lol
Sweet home Alamabama, where the skies are so blue, lol
This is your product line correct?
http://www.extremelabs.net/products.html
Each and every one of those hormonal products is mislabeled. No way to know wtf they contain.
The labels and descriptions are misspelled, misworded and generally give an impression of being fraudulent. You really are in no place to call out Jim's and Kamali's product. What Llewellyn said here:
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=53139.125
I want to be helpful, but in all honestly, it looks like those names were written by someone that doesn't have any understanding of steroid chemistry, and just wanted to throw a few fancy sounding terms together.
I understand what you are saying, and can respect that. However, there are a few things you should be aware of. First, technically you would be mislabeling your product if you did that, which is not legal to begin with. Second, everyone is aware that it is steroidal already, and would take someone very little time to identify the actives if they saw fit. Third, by your own admission this product is sketcy in a legal sense; hell, it is a prohormone, and that ship is sinking fast.
... can be said about several of your products.
You are a proponent of natural bodybuilding yet sell what many legal experts would call an illegal anabolic steroid.
http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/exl/methyltrendepotxt.html
You are throwing stones in a glass house ;)
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Van, I just looked at our wesite, and I didnt notice this before, but on the Natural Test Depot they put the old ingredients on the website..The ingredients that are listed were fvrom the old Natural Test Depot we stopped making in 2005.Our we designer obviously knows very little about supplements, so I am going to have to have him update our website with our new formulas.
I also found a few other things that were way off.I have the new ingredient of Natiural Test Depot listed below.
We are adding 4 new hormones to our line so, while he his adding the new products I will have our web designer, fix the Natural Test Depot supplements facts.Thank you for pointing that out
Natural Test Depot Supplement Facts
Serving size 3 capsules
Servings per container : 30
Testosterone boosting Matrix
(25R) – 4-Spirosten-3b,6b-diol 100mg
3beta-Hydroxyandrost-5-en-17-one 150mg
Longfolia (200:1 & 100:1) 500mg
Bulgarian Tribulus 500mg
Alpha Male Matrix Libido enhancing Matrix 300mg
Fadogia Agrestis
Epimedium
Pro Maca
Muria Puama
Yohimbe HCL
Velvet Deer Antler
Safed Musli
Saw Palmetto
Dodder Seed
Estro-Block Estrogen blocking Matrix 150mg
Chrysin
6-Bromodione
Anabolic driving tranport 254mg
6, 7-Dihydroxybergamottin (DHB)
Magnesium
Saw Palmetto
Zinc
Bioperine
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Alpha Male Matrix Libido enhancing Matrix 300mg
HAHAHAHAHAHA ;D
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Van as far me being a natural bodybuilding.I am not a natural bodybuilder.I havent used gear in 3 years, but once you used gear your no longer natural....end of story.My prohormones work, plain and simple.They give people the oppurtunity to build a muscular physique without the use of steroids.Prohormones arent, and will never be as strong as steroids.
I consider prohormones to be natural, because they arent as strong and they dont work even 3% as good as steriods
They give people the opurtunity to use something that is safe, and effective, without the nasty side effects of steroids.
What would you rathewr use,Mexican steroids, made in a shack, or prohormones like mine made in a GMP APPROVED FACILITY.???????.i HAVE INDEPENDENT LAD ASSAYS BACKING UP ALL MY PRODUCTS NAD MY RAW MATERIALS.
Van my ship isant sinking my friend, my ship is sailing, and its going to sail long and far!!!!
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Camel jockey dont laugh, if you took this product, you would know why we call it the Alpha Male Matrix.lol.After taking this product you wake up with erectionms so hard, your bed looks like a tent, lol.It makes your libido like a 13 year old boy.Guys whjo have taken this product say they want to have sex 3-4 times a day.It really does work.Dont take unless you have a willing partner around to releive your sexual desires with, lol
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Banned over here in Northern Ireland now. People started beating each other with baseball bats adorned with nails and shards of glass again
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Van as far me being a natural bodybuilding.I am not a natural bodybuilder.I havent used gear in 3 years, but once you used gear your no longer natural....end of story.My prohormones work, plain and simple.They give people the oppurtunity to build a muscular physique without the use of steroids.Prohormones arent, and will never be as strong as steroids.
I consider prohormones to be natural, because they arent as strong and they dont work even 3% as good as steriods
They give people the opurtunity to use something that is safe, and effective, without the nasty side effects of steroids.
What would you rathewr use,Mexican steroids, made in a shack, or prohormones like mine made in a GMP APPROVED FACILITY.???????.i HAVE INDEPENDENT LAD ASSAYS BACKING UP ALL MY PRODUCTS NAD MY RAW MATERIALS.
Van my ship isant sinking my friend, my ship is sailing, and its going to sail long and far!!!!
So you consider using steroids to give you a higher artifical testosterone count not natural but using prohormones to give you a higher artifical testosterone count natural?
Because theyre not as strong? Winstrol is a weak steroid so guys who are only using that can consider themselves natural?
You are only saying it so your customers can claim to be natural because your stupid ass told them so
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Van as far me being a natural bodybuilding.I am not a natural bodybuilder.I havent used gear in 3 years, but once you used gear your no longer natural....end of story.My prohormones work, plain and simple.They give people the oppurtunity to build a muscular physique without the use of steroids.Prohormones arent, and will never be as strong as steroids.
I consider prohormones to be natural, because they arent as strong and they dont work even 3% as good as steriods
They give people the opurtunity to use something that is safe, and effective, without the nasty side effects of steroids.
What would you rathewr use,Mexican steroids, made in a shack, or prohormones like mine made in a GMP APPROVED FACILITY.???????.i HAVE INDEPENDENT LAD ASSAYS BACKING UP ALL MY PRODUCTS NAD MY RAW MATERIALS.
Van my ship isant sinking my friend, my ship is sailing, and its going to sail long and far!!!!
Here's the thing, you are attacking other manufacturers ingredients and labeling while yourself selling illegal and mislabeled products (also illegal in itself).
It doesn't matter if your products work or not. Who knows if they work, I would personally never use your products since they could contain anything, hidden behind "proprietary blends" and made up chemical names. Using your products is in fact like using a UG steroid, you never know what you're going to get. Please tell me where the hormones in your products are made? I know you've blasted anything coming out of China so I'm sure that's not it (though all the other supp companies get most of them from China but I'm sure you have your own lab synthesizing them, right?).
And there is no hormone (what you call pro-hormones but which are steroids all the same) that is effective yet without the side effects of illicit hormones. If they work they will have all the same sides as any illicit steroid.
Since you say you have lab assays could you please post the labs for the Natural Test Depot? I would like to see the labs for the finished product if possible. :D ;) But I'd take anything in the way of assays on the hormones.
(I know we wont be seeing any lab assays)
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In my opinion anything that is sold over the counter that isnt "spiked' with a steroid should be natural.
Prohormones are prohormones, and steroids are steroids.
Not even Plazmosis is as strong as steroids.Listen guys I know alot of supplement companies claim alot of things.
But this is the truth, NO OVER THE COUNTERT SUPPLEMENT WILL EVER WORK AS GOOD AS STEROIDS, AND THEY NEVER WILL.
I DONT CARE WHAT THEY CLAIM!!!! Steroids are drugs, supplements, and supplements, if you dont know the diffrence your an idiot.
Now BACK TO PLAZMOSIS.
A MAN TOOK SOME Plazmosis before going to the gym.On the way to the gym he got a flat tire.So he picked the car up with 1 arm ,and with the other arms he patched the hole in the tire with the Plazmosis he had in his gym bag.He hopped back in his car, went to the gym and squated 1200 lbs for reps.Thanks to his Plazmosis
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Steroids are drugs, supplements, and supplements, if you dont know the diffrence your an idiot.
Now BACK TO PLAZMOSIS.
Come on, you're not off the hook yet :D
Please tell me the difference between a supplement and a drug. If the authorities decide to ban a supplement and classify it as a drug was it always a drug or was it a supplement that changed into a drug? Glucosamine is a prescription drug in some countries. Esterified Omega-3 is a Rx drug in the US. How can an essential fatty acid be a drug? GHB is an amino acid that used to be sold OTC. Is it a supplement or a drug?
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Van you want an assay? An assay you will get.I have my secretary pull the file, and then she will email me the independent lab assay from Miller Labs.It is after hours and trhe weekend so she is at home with her family.but she will email me the lab assay within the next 30 minutes.Then I will post the independent lab assay of Natural Test Depot.Like I said before I have lab assays, and I will have one for you posted on this thread within the next 30 minutes.
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GetItOnWithGuYs invented DHEA
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An indepedent assay, just like you asked for ;)
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That's pathetic. :P
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An indepedent assay, just like you asked for ;)
Alright, thanks. I'm not a chemist so I'll have to ask someone to tell me what this assay shows and what methods were used. Any analytical chemist here by any chance?
Just one question, the second ingredient is DHEA right? If so why not write that on the label instead?
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Van yes, it is DHEA.
The way we know its an indepedent is the lab posted the break down of every ingredient, even exposing my proprietory blends.'
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I DONT CARE WHAT THEY CLAIM!!!! Steroids are drugs, supplements, and supplements, if you dont know the diffrence your an idiot.
In the case of prohormones and steroids they are aimed at doing the same thing!
The only difference is you can make money selling supplements. You can't give out prescriptions.
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Fuck roids, this shit is the bomb! Johnny Falcon approved!
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Banned in Australia too.
I took some and beat up an entire bikie gang.......
the writers of Underbelly are already onto this
you will be famous
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Banned over here in Northern Ireland now. People started beating each other with baseball bats adorned with nails and shards of glass again
Plazmosis: Too Powerful For Peacetime.
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Supplements for improving body composition:
1.) food replacements: work as good as the food they replace
2.) legal fat burners: work as good as reducing calories
3.) creatine: small effect on some people
4.) OTC pro-hormones / steroids: work but are not supplements
5.) everything else: doesn't work
6.) Plazmosis: is banned already in most countries due to it's roid like effects
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Supplements for improving body composition:
1.) food replacements: work as good as the food they replace
2.) legal fat burners: work as good as reducing calories
3.) creatine: small effect on some people
4.) OTC pro-hormones / steroids: work but are not supplements
5.) everything else: doesn't work
6.) Plazmosis: is banned already in most countries due to it's roid like effects
You don't believe in NO products?
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You don't believe in NO products?
NO
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NO
So are they useless your opinion nach?
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So are they useless your opinion nach?
for body composition, yes. may give a better feeling while working out.
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for body composition, yes. may give a better feeling while working out.
Ober goat fir de pump!
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plazmosis has not yet been banned in South Africa because this guy has realised it is the key to the domination of whitey by kneegars.
(http://thoughtmenagerie.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/WindowsLiveWriter/TheKangaPart1_BB2F/image02.png)
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Banned over here in Northern Ireland now. People started beating each other with baseball bats adorned with nails and shards of glass again
That's normal :D
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The first picture is King Kimali, before Plazmosis, the second picture is King Kimali on Plazmosis.
I wonder if Grampa Munster created Plazmosis, lol
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The creator and head formulator of Plazmosis
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The picture on the left is the a man a week before he took Plazmosis, ther man on the left is a week after Plazmosis.
If you notice the huge amount of GH in Plazmosis has given him a protruding forehead
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They still sell this stuff at there website..
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Plazmosis causes swine flu.