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So today I go to Target...shopping around the store...get about 5 things in my cart...look down and realize that instead of my wallet I brought in my daytimer and I have no money or credit cards to pay for my goods. I put everything back on the shelves and leave, hanging my head in shame.
Please add your Dingbat Moves or I'll be forced to delete this thread out of pure embarrassment :(
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you would be surprised how many times that happens.
i could write a book of dingbat moves i have made.
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you would be surprised how many times that happens.
i could write a book of dingbat moves i have made.
Let's hear some!
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i'll think about it lol
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I found my cell phone in a bag of broccoli in the refrigerator crisper once. Not sure if that counts ::)
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I found my cell phone in a bag of broccoli in the refrigerator crisper once. Not sure if that counts ::)
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Yep! That counts as a dingbat move. ;)
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I found my cell phone in a bag of broccoli in the refrigerator crisper once. Not sure if that counts ::)
haha ;D
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Can guys play this game?
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I found my cell phone in a bag of broccoli in the refrigerator crisper once. Not sure if that counts ::)
LOL hahahah how did you find it, i would have thought i lost and and went out and bought another one only to be pissed next time i ate broccoli.
So today I go to Target...shopping around the store...get about 5 things in my cart...look down and realize that instead of my wallet I brought in my daytimer and I have no money or credit cards to pay for my goods. I put everything back on the shelves and leave, hanging my head in shame.
Please add your Dingbat Moves or I'll be forced to delete this thread out of pure embarrassment :(
Ive done this more times then once stella Ill go to the grocery store to buy some food and get to the check out and try to pull my wallet out and realize that what i thought was my wallet was my phone of mp3 player :-[ at least you got away without anybody noticing ;)
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Can guys play this game?
Of course! Men are dingbats too
LOL hahahah how did you find it, i would have thought i lost and and went out and bought another one only to be pissed next time i ate broccoli.
Maybe she called it and her fridge started ringing ;D
Ive done this more times then once stella Ill go to the grocery store to buy some food and get to the check out and try to pull my wallet out and realize that what i thought was my wallet was my phone of mp3 player :-[ at least you got away without anybody noticing ;)
;D
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LOL hahahah how did you find it, i would have thought i lost and and went out and bought another one only to be pissed next time i ate broccoli.
Maybe she called it and her fridge started ringing ;D
;D
Yup, that's exactly what I did ;D and it was still hard to find it ;D
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Yup, that's exactly what I did ;D and it was still hard to find it ;D
LOL my phone is always on vibrate i would have been screwed...
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so there was this time, at band camp. I Had gotten a bunch of food from mcdonalds for the crew that was working on demo'ing a house. I had my hands full and I put my strwberry shacke on the top of my car. Loaded the food and pulled out. Shortly there after I hear a honk and as i look back, splat my shake all over this guys windsheild. oops.
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I once called CALVIN, Glavin or Clavin. It was an awful mistake. I sometimes find myself crying about it. :'(
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so there was this time, at band camp. I Had gotten a bunch of food from mcdonalds for the crew that was working on demo'ing a house. I had my hands full and I put my strwberry shacke on the top of my car. Loaded the food and pulled out. Shortly there after I hear a honk and as i look back, splat my shake all over this guys windsheild. oops.
hahhaah nice
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One time i went cave spelunking (not the gay type) and i was supposed to hook up a carabiner to this guys pack. It was dark and i thought i had his d ring, ended up being a part of his actual pack and not the ring. So down he goes, and down he went. Luckily it was in an area that was just a large slippery pit. The kind you run down to buidl momentum to run up the other slippery side.
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So today I go to Target...shopping around the store...get about 5 things in my cart...look down and realize that instead of my wallet I brought in my daytimer and I have no money or credit cards to pay for my goods. I put everything back on the shelves and leave, hanging my head in shame.
Please add your Dingbat Moves or I'll be forced to delete this thread out of pure embarrassment :(
sweetie i'll let ya field this one for me :P gawd knows i got book smarts but .....well you know....
stells dont feel bad...i've had a whole conversation with a wall once.....or so my girl claims >:(
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we've heard this already lol.
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There are so many, I don't know where to begin.
Junaid has been to my house a million times. My neighbor caught him about a month ago ringing the doorbell to the house next to me, waiting to get in. I think that's worse than forgetting your wallet!
Or how about the time (s) that you have gone up to any black car, trying to unlock the door because you think it's your car.
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One time i went cave spelunking (not the gay type) and i was supposed to hook up a carabiner to this guys pack. It was dark and i thought i had his d ring, ended up being a part of his actual pack and not the ring. So down he goes, and down he went. Luckily it was in an area that was just a large slippery pit. The kind you run down to buidl momentum to run up the other slippery side.
hahah i might have been a little pissed at you for that one ;D
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There are so many, I don't know where to begin.
Junaid has been to my house a million times. My neighbor caught him about a month ago ringing the doorbell to the house next to me, waiting to get in. I think that's worse than forgetting your wallet!
Or how about the time (s) that you have gone up to any black car, trying to unlock the door because you think it's your car.
i'm sleepy :(
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that sounds like a personal problem!
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that sounds like a personal problem!
i'm gonna try n get some sleep now k hon....wake me up at 1:30
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I walked out of the house once with my crocks on and didn't realized it until I arrived at the meeting I was hosting.
Good thing it was video/tele conf I sat down the entire meeting lol! My wife managed to get my shoes to me after the first morning break PHEW! Thank God for an organized woman she knew I was wearing before I did lol!
HM (The absent minded logistician)
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Good stories ;D
Junaid has been to my house a million times. My neighbor caught him about a month ago ringing the doorbell to the house next to me, waiting to get in.
hahahahah!
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More than one occation I've packed my gym bag with my workout stuff...shoes, shorts, shirt, just to get there and realize I forgot socks. I have to dress professionally so I have "suit socks" on.
I'm so hardcore ( ::) ) I workout anyway. Though I get weird looks.
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one time i was on my way to work and about five miles from home i realized i didn't have any pants on...
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Good stories ;D
hahahahah!
99% of the time i'm in my own little planet....you have to usually make physical contact with me to make me realize that you are talking to me...
now i'm about to go give a VERY mean german shepard a bath!
step 1..locate muzzle
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More than one occation I've packed my gym bag with my workout stuff...shoes, shorts, shirt, just to get there and realize I forgot socks. I have to dress professionally so I have "suit socks" on.
Do you wear sock suspenders
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Happened to a friend of mine in elementary school...
There was this one kid named Jack who would cry at the drop of a hat, so it was fun to devise new ways to make him bawl (we didn't know the term "meltdown" yet)...well, one day in the library my friend Richard told me he had thought of a great way to make Jack cry. Our librarian published a list of overdue books every two weeks. The list included the student's name and the title of the overdue book. Richard had found a book called "The Girl's Guide To Puberty" He told me he was going to check it out in Jack's name, and that Jack would be humiliated when the list was published, and would cry all the more.
So we went up to the checkout desk and the librarian said, "Richard, you can only check out a book in your own name." Giddy with his own brilliance, Richard absent-mindedly said, "That's fine. You can use my name." Sure enough, a couple weeks later, the overdue list was published and the first name on the list was Richard's showing that "The Girl's Guide to Puberty" was overdue. He was tormented about it all morning until he cried.
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Do you wear sock suspenders
only old people do that
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I once called flower when she was in a bad mood.........
now I just email her !
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i just smack her on the butt.
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After having a very, very hard day at work, I went to the McDonald's that is open late. I get a sunday and a sandwich. Well get into my parking garage, drop my sunday, pick it up and start waling to my apt, thing is, I live one floor up. I realise this, as soon as I noticed that my doormat is not there. So I walk back to the car. I get into the car, and my Sunday is leaking. When I get to the right floor. I put my hand on the top of the Sunday, which is busted, and my hand goes right in. i have chocolate fudge and ice cream all over my hand.
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When I was 16, I bought these really cool black jeans. At the time, I didn't realize there was a BIG difference between boys jeans and girls jeans. I really liked the color and the narrow boot cut, so I bought them, ...and made the mistake of not trying them on first. why should I? I already knew my size.
The next morning, I decided to wear them to school. We were all running a little late that morning, and trying to beat rush hour traffic, so I put my sweater on, threw my coat overtop, grabbed the jeans still in the bag, and just jumped into my mom's car. I knew I'd arrive at the school well before 8am before anyone else, so I could just slip into the girl's bathroom and put them on there. BIG MISTAKE!!! HUGE!!!!
I soon realized the boot cut wasn't the only "narrow" thing on those jeans. Boy's jeans are sooo slim in the hips. infact, ...there are no hips. I couldn't get the darned things on. :o I was flipping out! It's one thing to hop into your mom's car without your pants on, ...but it's a completely other thing to be in school, ...or worse yet, have to sit on a bus for an hour and a half to get home to put some pants on. I was seriously flipping out. It was a very desperate situation. I had 5 girls surrounding me, all tugging on the waistband in an attempt to help me get these things past my hips. It was horrible. With the help of all my girlfriends, we finally managed to get them up, ...but I didn't dare pee all day long. :o
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so, got some curves on you huh... :P
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i got into a relationship. Is that dingbat enough? No good comes from that crap.
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No good comes from that crap.
Yes there can, nerd.
Jag's post is going to make me have one of my recurring nightmares :(
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so, got some curves on you huh... :P
Back then I was 38-23-36 so ya, ...I'd say I had a few curves.
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I once called flower when she was in a bad mood.........
When am I NOT in a bad mood? >:( ;D
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When am I NOT in a bad mood? >:( ;D
true. butt smack time! what's up?
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Back then I was 38-23-36 so ya, ...I'd say I had a few curves.
curves are good on women, unless you are talking about michelin man type curves
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Yes there can, nerd.
Jag's post is going to make me have one of my recurring nightmares :(
You and your dreams lol.
Relationships are the equvelent of societal insanity. repeating the same things in hopes of a different outcome.
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I'm so forgetfull that I hafta leave my keys with anything that I need to bring with me.
I've left them in the fridge countless times so I didn't forget to bring beer,ice cream....
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I'm so forgetfull that I hafta leave my keys with anything that I need to bring with me.
I've left them in the fridge countless times so I didn't forget to bring beer,ice cream....
Do you ever forget where you left them?
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i had a great dingbat move, but as soon as i went to post it i forgot. >:(
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Do you ever forget where you left them?
Every other day :-\ my keys always move themselves during the night >:(
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that happens with my socks in the laundry, one of them sleep walks.
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I have 2 checking accounts, and I was jsut issued new debit cards for both of them about a week ago. So I went ahead and cut up what I thought to be the old cards (my purse and wallet are always a disorganized mess, btw..& the new cards issued look exactly the same as the old cards) so today when I went to update my billing info, I realized that I had cut up the new cards, not the old ones. >:( Im having a moment.
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so i was at work and was checking a woman out. I rang up her total and after she paid she was like "wow, all that fit in one bag! it was $100!" she then joked "can i have an extra bag at least" I then blurted out, all loud of course with a full line of people, "if you want I can give you a really big one." So everyone laughed. sometimes my innocent comments come out naughty
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After showering at the gym, I grabbed my khaki pants which were hanging folded on a hanger (I had grabbed them from the laundry room that morning), only to realize they were not my pants but hubs pants. I inadvertently grabbed hubs pants which fit his 6' 3" big ole butt but really were not flattering on me. (I do get up at 4:15 am and try to turn on as few lights as possible to avoid waking anyone...lame excuse but the only one I got)
After struggle to decide which to wear to work ...sweaty Nike Capri's or Man Pants, I went with the less smelly and ridiculously huge Man pants. I got to work (I must be there at 7:00 am being late not an option that day) and alligator/binder clipped the pants up the sides. I sat down as much as possible hiding my clown pants. As soon as the opportunity presented itself I scurried over to Target and bought new pants.
Just this week I recycled the envelope from getting pictures developed with the Memory card still in the envelope. Would hurt so bad if I had not done this once before...*ugh* I piss myself off sometimes!
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haha, nice!
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I got to work (I must be there at 7:00 am being late not an option that day) and alligator/binder clipped the pants up the sides. I sat down as much as possible hiding my clown pants.
;D
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after swim team practice one day i ran up the bleachers to get my stuff, missed a step and hit every bleacher on the way down. Of course this was after the coach said to be carefull since the just waxed the bastards.
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after swim team practice one day i ran up the bleachers to get my stuff, missed a step and hit every bleacher on the way down. Of course this was after the coach said to be carefull since the just waxed the bastards.
This reminds me of my friend's move of falling down the stairs and tooting w/every stair hit ;D
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I jumped/fell off the roof of my house onto the patio once. no tooting but a lot of cussing.
One time i was riding my bike and couldn't break, ran right into a telephone pole. Bike was in pieces and i'm pretty sure there was a piece of time were i was hugging the pole before i fell. :-\
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One time i was riding my bike and couldn't break, ran right into a telephone pole. Bike was in pieces and i'm pretty sure there was a piece of time were i was hugging the pole before i fell. :-\
Pics or it didn't happen
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Pics or it didn't happen
it went something like this..
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Looking good Migs ;D
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yeah it was a good time. lol
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Honoring those who improve the species...by
accidentally removing themselves from it!
http://www.darwinawards.com/
;D
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Just looked through several desk drawers for my IPOD connector thing and considered starting a thread for suggestions of where I misplaced it and then discovered it plugged into the computer ::)
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happened to me too. except to my zune. ipod = debil
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Dingbat move while sleeping last night:
I keep my Bubba Keg 20oz ( http://shop.getyourbubbakeg.com/Items/casku523?) on my nightstand that I fill at bedtime with delicious Diet Arizona Tea with Splenda and a splash of Diet Rite raspberry cause I get thirsty at night. I use a straw in my Bubba Keg (these rock btw, I will still have ice and a cold drink in the morning!) because the sippy hole doesn't flow as good as I like and plus it is easier to use a straw in the reclining position. So anyways..... I am half asleep and grab my Bubba Keg and for some reason instead of using the straw I decide to just tip it over me so it emptied out all over me!! >:( I proceeded (still half asleep) to let out a few expletives and take of my now soaked wife beater chihuahua jammie top and go back to sleep. Oh I did wake up again later on and was thirsty and was quite peeved that my Bubba Keg was empty. >:(
ps- I am ordering more Bubba Kegs because they do rock! I got this one at Big Lots but when I went back later they were all gone. :'(
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Dingbat move while sleeping last night:
I proceeded (still half asleep) to let out a few expletives and take of my now soaked wife beater chihuahua jammie top and go back to sleep.
so you are topless? tell me more.
pics or it didn't happen ;D
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so you are topless? tell me more.
Yes, I went to work like that. :D Sorry my camera is broken!
Which reminds me of another dingbat move! :D
I rolled over the end of the usb cable thingy that goes into my phone to download pics and then tried to jam it into the camera and that didn't work. So I ordered a new usb cable thingy and that didn't work either because I think I muffed up the pin thingys you plug the cord into on the phone. >:(
So I can take pics but not get them off! And I don't have a card reader to just take the reader card thingy and get them off! >:(
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So I can take pics but not get them off! And I don't have a card reader to just take the reader card thingy and get them off![/color] >:(
Uh oh. Calm down Migs
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this sucks...
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one day i came home from work pretty late. I looked on the stove and heated up some chicken and rice. Ate it, it was yummy, then went to bed. The next day my mom asked why i didn't eat dinner. I told her I had the chicken and rice. She looked at me and told me i ate the dog food she made. I didn't notice the other pot on the stove.
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Yes, I went to work like that. :D Sorry my camera is broken!
Which reminds me of another dingbat move! :D
I rolled over the end of the usb cable thingy that goes into my phone to download pics and then tried to jam it into the camera and that didn't work. So I ordered a new usb cable thingy and that didn't work either because I think I muffed up the pin thingys you plug the cord into on the phone. >:(
So I can take pics but not get them off! And I don't have a card reader to just take the reader card thingy and get them off! >:(
if you have an internet plan you can send them via email to your comp or to another persons phone via picture/text mail and download them from there. :) but you really shouldnt jam things into places with knowing if it will fit. ;)
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one day i came home from work pretty late. I looked on the stove and heated up some chicken and rice. Ate it, it was yummy, then went to bed. The next day my mom asked why i didn't eat dinner. I told her I had the chicken and rice. She looked at me and told me i ate the dog food she made. I didn't notice the other pot on the stove.
hahahahahah ahhhh i think i would have had a retroactive hurl session right there.
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An oldie but a goodie
When i was younger i went to daycare with some friends of mine one day me and a friend decided to race while we were outside playing. From fence to fence we agreed and took off to my suprise i was actually winning we hit the back fence and sprinted to the front fence as i was running i turned to see where he was and i had a huge lead and turned back around just in time to run face first, full stride into the chain link fence...LOL knocked myself clean out and if that wasnt bad enough i hit a rounded bolt end and cut my head open. :P
I went inside after coming to and got an ice pack and a band aid and was just fine but my brother went to daycare with me as well and told me that my brains were going to leak out of the hole in my head so every 5 mins or so id run to the mirror and pull the band aid back to see if my brains were still there ;D
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hahahahahah ahhhh i think i would have had a retroactive hurl session right there.
it was good. We used to make chicken & rice all the time for him.
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it was good. We used to make chicken & rice all the time for him.
;D
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if you have an internet plan you can send them via email to your comp or to another persons phone via picture/text mail and download them from there. :) but you really shouldnt jam things into places with knowing if it will fit. ;)
It's a digital camera, I can't email them. :P If I had a card reader I could just take the card out and get them off that way, but I don't. :( The only pics that are on it right now are ones of Addie's face with teeth scratches when Briona had to put her in her place. :)
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It's a digital camera, I can't email them. :P If I had a card reader I could just take the card out and get them off that way, but I don't. :( The only pics that are on it right now are ones of Addie's face with teeth scratches when Briona had to put her in her place. :)
What about the spill pic ;D
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still waiting for the topless pic. >:(
***tapping fingers on desk***
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What about the spill pic ;D
>:( This was 5/09/09 at about 2am. And I had a lot of ice in my Bubba Keg and it was quite the shocking invigorating experience!! I put a towel under the sheet and over the sheet and went back to sleep. That was after I took the cell phone pic and sent it to STella of course! ;D
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>:( This was 5/09/09 at about 2am. And I had a lot of ice in my Bubba Keg and it was quite the shocking invigorating experience!! I put a towel under the sheet and over the sheet and went back to sleep. That was after I took the cell phone pic and sent it to STella of course! ;D
how did you go back to bed with that there thats like sleeping in the wet spot...
nice bunny by the way ;D
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how did you go back to bed with that there thats like sleeping in the wet spot...
nice bunny by the way ;D
You leave Bunny alone! I have slept with Bunny for 20 years!!! >:(
I told ya, I put a towel under the sheet and a towel over it and slept on the towel. ;D
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>:( This was 5/09/09 at about 2am. And I had a lot of ice in my Bubba Keg and it was quite the shocking invigorating experience!! I put a towel under the sheet and over the sheet and went back to sleep. That was after I took the cell phone pic and sent it to STella of course! ;D
I could barely see the pic on my worthless phone.
I wonder what Soundness would think if he saw this pic :)
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wow massive bed wetter.
nice lil bunny
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You leave Bunny alone! I have slept with Bunny for 20 years!!! >:(
I told ya, I put a towel under the sheet and a towel over it and slept on the towel. ;D
lol thats ok its endearing, wait either that or weird...hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmm endearing.
your bed looks very soft, its making me sleepy
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lol thats ok its endearing, wait either that or weird...hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmm endearing.
your bed looks very soft, its making me sleepy
no you where right the second time, it's weird
:-* flower
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If you didn't explain that was spilled iced tea, ...I'd swear it looked like something else. :-X
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You leave Bunny alone! I have slept with Bunny for 20 years!!! >:(
I told ya, I put a towel under the sheet and a towel over it and slept on the towel. ;D
You got bunny when you were 35?? ???
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You got bunny when you were 35?? ???
uh oh!
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You got bunny when you were 35?? ???
her boobies indicate otherwise.
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her boobies indicate otherwise.
I see no boobs on bunny? ??? :-\
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not talking about the bunny ;)
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not talking about the bunny ;)
Are you telling me that Flower shows her boobs off in public?
SCANDALOUS! :o :o
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Are you telling me that Flower shows her boobs off in public?
SCANDALOUS! :o :o
...prove it! ;D :-*
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Are you telling me that Flower shows her boobs off in public?
SCANDALOUS! :o :o
I would hope so. Not scandalous..Unless you are jealous.
mm, I think a boob-off contest is in order!
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mm, I think a boob-off contest is in order!
Purely for scientific purposes of course. ;)
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of course. I mean this will be conducted in a very professional manner
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Dingbat move of the week candiate;
I am pretty sure I left my cell phone at my friends place.... In Vegas :o
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fly there get it and on your way back come by. ;)
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fly there get it and on your way back come by. ;)
bonus effect is I could post that story in this thread cause that wouldn't be stupid at all.
The real sad part is I had a girl tell me the same thing, but she was serious, I had to smack her >:(
Mind you Atlanta isn't even slightly out of the way. ::)
My friend is overnight FedEx it to me tonight... I wonder what that is going to cost ???
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never said it was close, lol.