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Title: Getbigger meltdown Re:Jason Statham at IMDB!!!
Post by: whataname on June 06, 2009, 06:55:46 AM
Which one of you wrote this??  ;D ;D

"He is a midget! Yeah, the guy is a troll who is only 5'4" and he wears lifts.

(...)
He is a little skinny punk who has somehow tricked morons into thinking he is super buff. Newsflash: He is a short, skinny guy and he probably weights under 185 pounds. Hey Jason, you might want to try some leg press or some squats because your bird legs look like they are going to break in half.

(...)
Statham is a midget! Diving team? You kidding me? Diving makes you hardcore? LMAO! Hate the break the news, but he is a skinny, weak piece of crap. Martial artists? Always the little punks trying to claim they have have something that others lack. Enjoy watching this little punk wanna be loser dive into more bad films. You hate on Vin Diesel for doing the pacifier, but neglect to see that Statham worked with Uwe Boll. Let that sink in! Statham was in a film directed by the worst director on the planet. You must be short to think 5'10" is tall and I hate to burst your bubble but statham is not even 5'10". Keep talking as it shows you are a fool."

Source:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005458/board/nest/129645574?p=1
Title: Re: Getbigger meltdown Re:Jason Statham at IMDB!!!
Post by: Tre on June 06, 2009, 07:40:02 AM

That's not a meltdown, that's pwnage. 
Title: Re: Getbigger meltdown Re:Jason Statham at IMDB!!!
Post by: johnnynoname on June 06, 2009, 07:42:11 AM
That's not a meltdown, that's pwnage. 

how is that pwnage

jason statham is a hollywood movie star who probably just banged some "LA 10's" last night and we are typing on a interweb forum at  10:41 (eastern) am
Title: Re: Getbigger meltdown Re:Jason Statham at IMDB!!!
Post by: Jizzacked on June 06, 2009, 08:27:56 AM
That's not a meltdown, that's pwnage. 

translation: "I'm the 'guy' that wrote that entry"
Title: Re: Getbigger meltdown Re:Jason Statham at IMDB!!!
Post by: BayGBM on June 06, 2009, 08:30:37 AM
translation: "I'm the 'guy' that wrote that entry"

loll  :D
Title: Re: Getbigger meltdown Re:Jason Statham at IMDB!!!
Post by: drkaje on June 06, 2009, 08:33:13 AM
how is that pwnage

jason statham is a hollywood movie star who probably just banged some "LA 10's" last night and we are typing on a interweb forum at  10:41 (eastern) am

QFT!!

He also gets paid big bucks for making those crappy movies.
Title: Re: Getbigger meltdown Re:Jason Statham at IMDB!!!
Post by: affeman on June 06, 2009, 09:24:51 AM
That's not a meltdown, that's pwnage. 

He owns us by living the dream, a way more painfull pwnage.
Title: Re: Getbigger meltdown Re:Jason Statham at IMDB!!!
Post by: ManBearPig... on June 06, 2009, 09:26:42 AM
He owns us by living the dream, a way more painfull pwnage.

don't give up brother!  leave a negative comment on his imdb page and it'll crush him!
Title: Re: Getbigger meltdown Re:Jason Statham at IMDB!!!
Post by: Tre on June 06, 2009, 09:28:55 AM
translation: "I'm the 'guy' that wrote that entry"

L O L!!

I've never believed that someone is untouchable just because they're wealthy and/or famous. 

There are plenty of people with little to no talent who are well-known in music or TV/movies.
Title: Re: Getbigger meltdown Re:Jason Statham at IMDB!!!
Post by: affeman on June 06, 2009, 09:31:24 AM
don't give up brother!  leave a negative comment on his imdb page and it'll crush him!

He won't even read it, he's busy counting money and getting blown by B-list actresses.

I bet he even loves the haters, a hater makes you enjoy your success much more than an asskisser.
Title: Re: Getbigger meltdown Re:Jason Statham at IMDB!!!
Post by: 240 is Back on June 06, 2009, 09:32:54 AM
He's a decent actor but does some shit films.
Title: Re: Getbigger meltdown Re:Jason Statham at IMDB!!!
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on June 06, 2009, 09:54:35 AM
how is that pwnage

jason statham is a hollywood movie star who probably just banged some "LA 10's" last night and we are typing on a interweb forum at  10:41 (eastern) am

hahaha
Title: Re: Getbigger meltdown Re:Jason Statham at IMDB!!!
Post by: Bast175 on June 06, 2009, 10:03:09 AM
He's a decent actor but does some shit films.

Crank movies are awesome.
Title: Re: Getbigger meltdown Re:Jason Statham at IMDB!!!
Post by: Ursus on June 06, 2009, 11:29:36 AM
The thread where getbig went onto some Lawe Journal Rewiew and went to teh Titus case and just spammed teh shit and made teh funniest comments ever was hilarious lol
Title: Re: Getbigger meltdown Re:Jason Statham at IMDB!!!
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 06, 2009, 11:32:03 AM
Snatch and Lock Stock are great
Title: Re: Getbigger meltdown Re:Jason Statham at IMDB!!!
Post by: ManBearPig... on June 06, 2009, 11:37:55 AM
Snatch and Lock Stock are great

did you see rocknrolla yet?  it's pretty good.
Title: Re: Getbigger meltdown Re:Jason Statham at IMDB!!!
Post by: Tre on June 06, 2009, 11:40:44 AM
The thread where getbig went onto some Lawe Journal Rewiew and went to teh Titus case and just spammed teh shit and made teh funniest comments ever was hilarious lol

America's mainstream isn't ready for GetBig, that's for sure.

Title: Re: Getbigger meltdown Re:Jason Statham at IMDB!!!
Post by: MethodGNA on June 06, 2009, 11:41:22 AM
wow...a meltdown indeed.
Title: Re: Getbigger meltdown Re:Jason Statham at IMDB!!!
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 06, 2009, 11:41:51 AM
did you see rocknrolla yet?  it's pretty good.
No I heard its good though
Next film ill watch will be The Departed,havent got a chance yet
Title: Re: Getbigger meltdown Re:Jason Statham at IMDB!!!
Post by: ManBearPig... on June 06, 2009, 11:43:26 AM
No I heard its good though
Next film ill watch will be The Departed,havent got a chance yet


i wanna see that brit movie "Bronson".  is that out yet?
Title: Re: Getbigger meltdown Re:Jason Statham at IMDB!!!
Post by: johnnynoname on June 06, 2009, 11:43:32 AM
did you see rocknrolla yet?  it's pretty good.

that one dude in it is fucking shredded

I envy him
Title: Re: Getbigger meltdown Re:Jason Statham at IMDB!!!
Post by: shootfighter1 on June 06, 2009, 11:46:17 AM
Statham is one of the few decent masculine leads left.  More than half the action leads are now given to 120lb model looking chicks that are supposed to be ass kickers.  Its ridiculous.

Miss seeing more believable guys like Arnold, Snipes, old Clint Eastwood, etc.  At least Statham is fairly ripped.
Title: Re: Getbigger meltdown Re:Jason Statham at IMDB!!!
Post by: johnnynoname on June 06, 2009, 11:49:09 AM


Miss seeing more believable guys like Arnold, Snipes, old Clint Eastwood, etc.  At least Statham is fairly ripped.

ahhemmmm...ummmm...you forgot jean claude van damme in that list, big boy

...and lets not get into that "he wasn't a real man" argument


van damme's life (even now) > 99% of the world
Title: Re: Getbigger meltdown Re:Jason Statham at IMDB!!!
Post by: MethodGNA on June 06, 2009, 11:53:13 AM
i like all of statham's movies, i dont think he is trying to make the next 'casablanca'....his specialty is testosterone filled ass-kickers.  though i musct abmit parts of all the transporters/crank had me in awe of the cheesiness.  and he gives alof of hope to dudes that are losing their hair.....he very well may be one of the best looking balding dudes on earth.
Title: Re: Getbigger meltdown Re:Jason Statham at IMDB!!!
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 06, 2009, 11:55:18 AM
Statham is one of the few decent masculine leads left.  More than half the action leads are now given to 120lb model looking chicks that are supposed to be ass kickers.  Its ridiculous.

Miss seeing more believable guys like Arnold, Snipes, old Clint Eastwood, etc.  At least Statham is fairly ripped.
Yes man I agree
Who wants to watch a film with Justim timberlake or Matt Damon being the hero,they arent heros like the 90's actors
Title: Re: Getbigger meltdown Re:Jason Statham at IMDB!!!
Post by: johnnynoname on June 06, 2009, 11:56:33 AM
i dont think he is trying to make the next 'casablanca'

qft

when you go to see a jason statham movie, don't go expecting to see "high art"
Title: Re: Getbigger meltdown Re:Jason Statham at IMDB!!!
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 06, 2009, 12:03:24 PM
Just for you Johnny
My friend beckoning me into the toilets in the nightclub he works in last week,haha
Title: Re: Getbigger meltdown Re:Jason Statham at IMDB!!!
Post by: johnnynoname on June 06, 2009, 12:05:00 PM
Just for you Johnny
My friend beckoning me into the toilets in the nightclub he works in last week,haha


i legit lol'd at that pic

I captioned that photo in my head
"aye mate. come on now-lets go into the wee and fuck with the toliets"

 ;D
Title: Re: Getbigger meltdown Re:Jason Statham at IMDB!!!
Post by: whataname on June 06, 2009, 12:15:39 PM
i like all of statham's movies, i dont think he is trying to make the next 'casablanca'....his specialty is testosterone filled ass-kickers.  though i musct abmit parts of all the transporters/crank had me in awe of the cheesiness.  and he gives alof of hope to dudes that are losing their hair.....he very well may be one of the best looking balding dudes on earth.

Good point - the Getbigger over at IMDB forgot to mention the EPIC RECEDING HAIRLINE!!!  ;)
Title: Re: Getbigger meltdown Re:Jason Statham at IMDB!!!
Post by: ironneck on June 06, 2009, 02:51:25 PM
jason statham...i love him
great manly man
Title: Re: Getbigger meltdown Re:Jason Statham at IMDB!!!
Post by: tbombz on June 06, 2009, 03:02:03 PM
Yes man I agree
Who wants to watch a film with Justim timberlake or Matt Damon being the hero,they arent heros like the 90's actors
jt as a hero would be lame, but his music is cool.

NOW MATT DAMON ON THE OTHER HAND, VERY GOOD ACTION HERO. BOURNE SERIES WAS GREAT.




as far as jason statham being handsome... i dont see it. very boring look. the only reason he would be considered attractive is because of the characters he plays, and his $$ and fame.
Title: Re: Getbigger meltdown Re:Jason Statham at IMDB!!!
Post by: ironneck on June 06, 2009, 03:04:11 PM
haha no jason is da man,boy
a real man
women love that
Title: Re: Getbigger meltdown Re:Jason Statham at IMDB!!!
Post by: gordiano on June 07, 2009, 12:35:11 AM
L O L!!

I've never believed that someone is untouchable just because they're wealthy and/or famous. 

There are plenty of people with little to no talent who are well-known in music or TV/movies.

Well said. Jason is one of them shitty "actors" in uber shitty movies.
Title: Re: Getbigger meltdown Re:Jason Statham at IMDB!!!
Post by: local hero on June 07, 2009, 02:13:50 AM
so tbombs woudlnt like a manly massage from big jason?... like a massage but just inside his anus?... he fucks more sluts than the majority, most the women i know would love to be fucked off him.