Author Topic: Getbigger meltdown Re:Jason Statham at IMDB!!! (Read 3016 times)

whataname · « **on:** June 06, 2009, 06:55:46 AM »

Which one of you wrote this??

"He is a midget! Yeah, the guy is a troll who is only 5'4" and he wears lifts.

(...)
He is a little skinny punk who has somehow tricked morons into thinking he is super buff. Newsflash: He is a short, skinny guy and he probably weights under 185 pounds. Hey Jason, you might want to try some leg press or some squats because your bird legs look like they are going to break in half.

(...)
Statham is a midget! Diving team? You kidding me? Diving makes you hardcore? LMAO! Hate the break the news, but he is a skinny, weak piece of crap. Martial artists? Always the little punks trying to claim they have have something that others lack. Enjoy watching this little punk wanna be loser dive into more bad films. You hate on Vin Diesel for doing the pacifier, but neglect to see that Statham worked with Uwe Boll. Let that sink in! Statham was in a film directed by the worst director on the planet. You must be short to think 5'10" is tall and I hate to burst your bubble but statham is not even 5'10". Keep talking as it shows you are a fool."

Source:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005458/board/nest/129645574?p=1

Tre · « **Reply #1 on:** June 06, 2009, 07:40:02 AM »

That's not a meltdown, that's pwnage.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #2 on:** June 06, 2009, 07:42:11 AM »

Quote from: Tre on June 06, 2009, 07:40:02 AM

That's not a meltdown, that's pwnage.

how is that pwnage

jason statham is a hollywood movie star who probably just banged some "LA 10's" last night and we are typing on a interweb forum at 10:41 (eastern) am

Jizzacked · « **Reply #3 on:** June 06, 2009, 08:27:56 AM »

Quote from: Tre on June 06, 2009, 07:40:02 AM

That's not a meltdown, that's pwnage.

translation: "I'm the 'guy' that wrote that entry"

BayGBM · « **Reply #4 on:** June 06, 2009, 08:30:37 AM »

Quote from: Jizzacked on June 06, 2009, 08:27:56 AM

translation: "I'm the 'guy' that wrote that entry"

loll

drkaje · « **Reply #5 on:** June 06, 2009, 08:33:13 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on June 06, 2009, 07:42:11 AM

how is that pwnage

jason statham is a hollywood movie star who probably just banged some "LA 10's" last night and we are typing on a interweb forum at 10:41 (eastern) am

QFT!!

He also gets paid big bucks for making those crappy movies.

affeman · « **Reply #6 on:** June 06, 2009, 09:24:51 AM »

Quote from: Tre on June 06, 2009, 07:40:02 AM

That's not a meltdown, that's pwnage.

He owns us by living the dream, a way more painfull pwnage.

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #7 on:** June 06, 2009, 09:26:42 AM »

Quote from: affeman on June 06, 2009, 09:24:51 AM

He owns us by living the dream, a way more painfull pwnage.

don't give up brother! leave a negative comment on his imdb page and it'll crush him!

Tre · « **Reply #8 on:** June 06, 2009, 09:28:55 AM »

Quote from: Jizzacked on June 06, 2009, 08:27:56 AM

translation: "I'm the 'guy' that wrote that entry"

L O L!!

I've never believed that someone is untouchable just because they're wealthy and/or famous.

There are plenty of people with little to no talent who are well-known in music or TV/movies.

affeman · « **Reply #9 on:** June 06, 2009, 09:31:24 AM »

Quote from: Power Rod on June 06, 2009, 09:26:42 AM

don't give up brother! leave a negative comment on his imdb page and it'll crush him!

He won't even read it, he's busy counting money and getting blown by B-list actresses.

I bet he even loves the haters, a hater makes you enjoy your success much more than an asskisser.

240 is Back · « **Reply #10 on:** June 06, 2009, 09:32:54 AM »

He's a decent actor but does some shit films.

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #11 on:** June 06, 2009, 09:54:35 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on June 06, 2009, 07:42:11 AM

how is that pwnage

jason statham is a hollywood movie star who probably just banged some "LA 10's" last night and we are typing on a interweb forum at 10:41 (eastern) am

hahaha

Bast175 · « **Reply #12 on:** June 06, 2009, 10:03:09 AM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on June 06, 2009, 09:32:54 AM

He's a decent actor but does some shit films.

Crank movies are awesome.

Ursus · « **Reply #13 on:** June 06, 2009, 11:29:36 AM »

The thread where getbig went onto some Lawe Journal Rewiew and went to teh Titus case and just spammed teh shit and made teh funniest comments ever was hilarious lol

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #14 on:** June 06, 2009, 11:32:03 AM »

Snatch and Lock Stock are great

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #15 on:** June 06, 2009, 11:37:55 AM »

Quote from: Okami on June 06, 2009, 11:32:03 AM

Snatch and Lock Stock are great

did you see rocknrolla yet? it's pretty good.

Tre · « **Reply #16 on:** June 06, 2009, 11:40:44 AM »

Quote from: Ursus on June 06, 2009, 11:29:36 AM

The thread where getbig went onto some Lawe Journal Rewiew and went to teh Titus case and just spammed teh shit and made teh funniest comments ever was hilarious lol

America's mainstream isn't ready for GetBig, that's for sure.

MethodGNA · « **Reply #17 on:** June 06, 2009, 11:41:22 AM »

wow...a meltdown indeed.

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #18 on:** June 06, 2009, 11:41:51 AM »

Quote from: Power Rod on June 06, 2009, 11:37:55 AM

did you see rocknrolla yet? it's pretty good.

No I heard its good though
Next film ill watch will be The Departed,havent got a chance yet

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #19 on:** June 06, 2009, 11:43:26 AM »

Quote from: Okami on June 06, 2009, 11:41:51 AM

No I heard its good though
Next film ill watch will be The Departed,havent got a chance yet

i wanna see that brit movie "Bronson". is that out yet?

johnnynoname · « **Reply #20 on:** June 06, 2009, 11:43:32 AM »

Quote from: Power Rod on June 06, 2009, 11:37:55 AM

did you see rocknrolla yet? it's pretty good.

that one dude in it is fucking shredded

I envy him

shootfighter1 · « **Reply #21 on:** June 06, 2009, 11:46:17 AM »

Statham is one of the few decent masculine leads left. More than half the action leads are now given to 120lb model looking chicks that are supposed to be ass kickers. Its ridiculous.

Miss seeing more believable guys like Arnold, Snipes, old Clint Eastwood, etc. At least Statham is fairly ripped.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #22 on:** June 06, 2009, 11:49:09 AM »

Quote from: shootfighter1 on June 06, 2009, 11:46:17 AM

Miss seeing more believable guys like Arnold, Snipes, old Clint Eastwood, etc. At least Statham is fairly ripped.

ahhemmmm...ummmm...you forgot jean claude van damme in that list, big boy

...and lets not get into that "he wasn't a real man" argument

van damme's life (even now) > 99% of the world

MethodGNA · « **Reply #23 on:** June 06, 2009, 11:53:13 AM »

i like all of statham's movies, i dont think he is trying to make the next 'casablanca'....his specialty is testosterone filled ass-kickers. though i musct abmit parts of all the transporters/crank had me in awe of the cheesiness. and he gives alof of hope to dudes that are losing their hair.....he very well may be one of the best looking balding dudes on earth.

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #24 on:** June 06, 2009, 11:55:18 AM »

Quote from: shootfighter1 on June 06, 2009, 11:46:17 AM

Statham is one of the few decent masculine leads left. More than half the action leads are now given to 120lb model looking chicks that are supposed to be ass kickers. Its ridiculous.

Miss seeing more believable guys like Arnold, Snipes, old Clint Eastwood, etc. At least Statham is fairly ripped.

Yes man I agree
Who wants to watch a film with Justim timberlake or Matt Damon being the hero,they arent heros like the 90's actors

Author Topic: Getbigger meltdown Re:Jason Statham at IMDB!!! (Read 3016 times)

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