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Title: Discovery: Latte does NOT produce the same dump catalyst effects as black coffee
Post by: Deicide on June 12, 2009, 02:20:48 AM
After months of testing it appears that ONLY black coffee will produce the desired dump taking catalyst effects and when diluted with milk or any other substance the dump effect, henceforth referred to as DE is blocked. Thus, in the future when desirous of DE, just drink black coffee.

Team Horrible Genetics approved
Title: Re: Discovery: Latte does NOT produce the same dump catalyst effects as black coffee
Post by: Mars on June 12, 2009, 02:24:41 AM
The drama!!
Title: Re: Discovery: Latte does NOT produce the same dump catalyst effects as black coffee
Post by: Deicide on June 12, 2009, 02:27:10 AM
The drama!!

It has been a rough time but finally the discovery has been made. ;)

Team Horrible Genetics approved
Title: Re: Discovery: Latte does NOT produce the same dump catalyst effects as black coffee
Post by: Method101 on June 12, 2009, 02:32:07 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=285203.0;attach=325521;image)
Title: Re: Discovery: Latte does NOT produce the same dump catalyst effects as black coffee
Post by: webcake on June 12, 2009, 02:33:25 AM
Latte's are fucking gay. Real men drink their coffee  black. That's it.
Title: Re: Discovery: Latte does NOT produce the same dump catalyst effects as black coffee
Post by: Deicide on June 12, 2009, 02:34:28 AM
Latte's are fucking gay. Real men drink their coffee  black. That's it.

Truth enough, drinking latte was a sacrifice made for science's sake...

Team Horrible Genetics approved
Title: Re: Discovery: Latte does NOT produce the same dump catalyst effects as black coffee
Post by: webcake on June 12, 2009, 02:37:05 AM
I too have done some research, and have found that a combo of strong, black coffee + cardio firdt thing in the morning = guaranteed dumpage within 10 minutes upon finishing said cardio.
Title: Re: Discovery: Latte does NOT produce the same dump catalyst effects as black coffee
Post by: kiwiol on June 12, 2009, 02:37:22 AM
Deicide, is this post

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=285233.msg4037942#msg4037942

Team Horrible Genetics approved?
Title: Re: Discovery: Latte does NOT produce the same dump catalyst effects as black coffee
Post by: Get Rowdy on June 12, 2009, 02:42:10 AM
I come to Getbig so I don't need to make these discoveries myself.
Title: Re: Discovery: Latte does NOT produce the same dump catalyst effects as black coffee
Post by: Deicide on June 12, 2009, 02:48:24 AM
Deicide, is this post

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=285233.msg4037942#msg4037942

Team Horrible Genetics approved?

Not really. Because overall Nasser had good genetics and is certainly far away from Team Horrible Genetics induction.

Team Horrible Genetics approved
Title: Re: Discovery: Latte does NOT produce the same dump catalyst effects as black coffee
Post by: kiwiol on June 12, 2009, 02:51:36 AM
Not really. Because overall Nasser had good genetics and is certainly far away from Team Horrible Genetics induction.

Team Horrible Genetics approved

Gayer than taking my question seriously.
Title: Re: Discovery: Latte does NOT produce the same dump catalyst effects as black coffee
Post by: Deicide on June 12, 2009, 02:52:39 AM
Gayer than taking my question seriously.

Team Horrible Genetics=serious business=must be taken seriously

Team Horrible Genetics approved
Title: Re: Discovery: Latte does NOT produce the same dump catalyst effects as black coffee
Post by: kiwiol on June 12, 2009, 02:55:54 AM
Aye Aye, Captain.
Title: Re: Discovery: Latte does NOT produce the same dump catalyst effects as black coffee
Post by: webcake on June 12, 2009, 02:56:03 AM
I do not want to be on this team anymore. gh15 has given me hope, genetics = can be overcome.......
Title: Re: Discovery: Latte does NOT produce the same dump catalyst effects as black coffee
Post by: Deicide on June 12, 2009, 02:57:48 AM
I do not want to be on this team anymore. gh15 has given me hope, genetics = can be overcome.......

Hmm...not really. Juice and see what happens. If you have good hormone response you can leave the team, until then you are an important member.

Team Horrible Genetics approved
Title: Re: Discovery: Latte does NOT produce the same dump catalyst effects as black coffee
Post by: webcake on June 12, 2009, 03:00:10 AM
Hmm...not really. Juice and see what happens. If you have good hormone response you can leave the team, until then you are an important member.

Team Horrible Genetics approved

Regardless of what i have said in the past, i don't think my genetics are that horrible. Not great obviously, but being constantly reminded that i have "horrible genetics" is somewhat unmotivating......
Title: Re: Discovery: Latte does NOT produce the same dump catalyst effects as black coffee
Post by: Deicide on June 12, 2009, 03:02:14 AM
Would Debussey roll in his piss and faeces ridden hospital bed if he saw how the equal sign = being misused?

Carrying on the torch...

Team Horrible Genetics approved
Title: Re: Discovery: Latte does NOT produce the same dump catalyst effects as black coffee
Post by: Deicide on June 12, 2009, 03:04:09 AM
Regardless of what i have said in the past, i don't think my genetics are that horrible. Not great obviously, but being constantly reminded that i have "horrible genetics" is somewhat unmotivating......

Son, it could be the opposite, you could use your horrible genetics to motivate yourself further! Think about it! BUT if you truly believe you don't belong in Team Horrible Genetics, then I give you permission to leave...and you can come back any time you want if you become sure you have horrible genetics.

Team Horrible Genetics approved
Title: Re: Discovery: Latte does NOT produce the same dump catalyst effects as black coffee
Post by: webcake on June 12, 2009, 03:06:40 AM
Son, it could be the opposite, you could use your horrible genetics to motivate yourself further! Think about it! BUT if you truly believe you don't belong in Team Horrible Genetics, then I give you permission to leave...and you can come back any time you want if you become sure you have horrible genetics.

Team Horrible Genetics approved

Horrible is a strong word. I just think i am too young and too fat to accurately determine whether my genetics really are horrible. Once i get properly lean, we shall see. Until then, bad genetics, no doubt about it. Horrible genetics, some doubt about it right now.
Title: Re: Discovery: Latte does NOT produce the same dump catalyst effects as black coffee
Post by: Deicide on June 12, 2009, 03:11:25 AM
Horrible is a strong word. I just think i am too young and too fat to accurately determine whether my genetics really are horrible. Once i get properly lean, we shall see. Until then, bad genetics, no doubt about it. Horrible genetics, some doubt about it right now.

It saddens me but carrying the banner of the getbigger with the worst genetics is a necessary burden for me...I shall do my best. :'(

Team Horrible Genetics approved
Title: Re: Discovery: Latte does NOT produce the same dump catalyst effects as black coffee
Post by: webcake on June 12, 2009, 03:14:21 AM
It saddens me but carrying the banner of the getbigger with the worst genetics is a necessary burden for me...I shall do my best. :'(

Team Horrible Genetics approved

Do not fret, young grasshopper.

I will, most likely, be carrying that banner with you. We just need some time. I just do not need a constant reminder that my genetics = not good.
Title: Re: Discovery: Latte does NOT produce the same dump catalyst effects as black coffee
Post by: Deicide on June 12, 2009, 03:16:42 AM
Do not fret, young grasshopper.

I will, most likely, be carrying that banner with you. We just need some time. I just do not need a constant reminder that my genetics = not good.

I too have never been lean; perhaps I will look decent after having leaned out or MAYBE I will have good hormone response genetics. Time will tell but for now, based on the evidence I will carry on the torch!

Team Horrible Genetics approved
Title: Re: Discovery: Latte does NOT produce the same dump catalyst effects as black coffee
Post by: io856 on June 12, 2009, 03:17:26 AM
when I have my once a week white coffee I get an instant bowel emptying effect  ;)
Title: Re: Discovery: Latte does NOT produce the same dump catalyst effects as black coffee
Post by: webcake on June 12, 2009, 03:19:32 AM
when I have my once a week white coffee I get an instant bowel emptying effect  ;)

Once a week coffee?!

Man up and drink that shit!  >:(
Title: Re: Discovery: Latte does NOT produce the same dump catalyst effects as black coffee
Post by: io856 on June 12, 2009, 03:22:15 AM
Once a week coffee?!

Man up and drink that shit!  >:(
I only like that appetite suppression effect on one day
Title: Re: Discovery: Latte does NOT produce the same dump catalyst effects as black coffee
Post by: Deicide on June 12, 2009, 03:23:03 AM
I only like that appetite suppression effect on one day

You are NOT a member of Team Horrible Genetics.

Team Horrible Genetics approved
Title: Re: Discovery: Latte does NOT produce the same dump catalyst effects as black coffee
Post by: webcake on June 12, 2009, 03:24:12 AM
I only like that appetite suppression effect on one day

Appetite supression?

I am not familiar with that as a result from drinking coffee.

Right now i am probably having 3 strong coffees a day. I just had a decaf about 30 mins ago.
Title: Re: Discovery: Latte does NOT produce the same dump catalyst effects as black coffee
Post by: Deicide on June 12, 2009, 03:25:05 AM
Appetite supression?

I am not familiar with that as a result from drinking coffee.

Right now i am probably having 3 strong coffees a day. I just had a decaf about 30 mins ago.

Decaf produces the same dump effects?
Title: Re: Discovery: Latte does NOT produce the same dump catalyst effects as black coffee
Post by: io856 on June 12, 2009, 03:25:37 AM
Appetite supression?

I am not familiar with that as a result from drinking coffee.

Right now i am probably having 3 strong coffees a day. I just had a decaf about 30 mins ago.
ohk yeah caffiene suppresses my appetite I think thats a pretty common effect
Title: Re: Discovery: Latte does NOT produce the same dump catalyst effects as black coffee
Post by: webcake on June 12, 2009, 03:26:37 AM
Decaf produces the same dump effects?

Hard to say really, as i only have one decaf each night and normally i don't need to take a dump. Maybe if i did cardio i would though.....
Title: Re: Discovery: Latte does NOT produce the same dump catalyst effects as black coffee
Post by: Deicide on June 12, 2009, 03:43:52 AM
This is what wikipedia has to say on the "matter":

Caffeine is a bitter, white crystalline xanthine alkaloid that acts as a psychoactive stimulant drug.

Like alcohol and nicotine, caffeine readily crosses the blood–brain barrier that separates the bloodstream from the interior of the brain. Once in the brain, the principal mode of action is as an antagonist of adenosine receptors.[49] The caffeine molecule is structurally similar to adenosine, and binds to adenosine receptors on the surface of cells without activating them (an "antagonist" mechanism of action). Therefore, caffeine acts as a competitive inhibitor.

Caffeine relaxes the internal anal sphincter muscles and thus should be avoided by those with fecal incontinence.[62]

Yip, yip.
Title: Re: Discovery: Latte does NOT produce the same dump catalyst effects as black coffee
Post by: io856 on June 12, 2009, 03:46:54 AM
Hey Deicide why no dump thread today? oh wait... lol  :-X
Title: Re: Discovery: Latte does NOT produce the same dump catalyst effects as black coffee
Post by: DK II on June 12, 2009, 03:51:45 AM
He had two cups of strong coffee before his cardio.

(http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn159/slk500/17939d1211931574-dude-shits-himself.jpg)

Hardcore.

It's a good thing that bodybuilders don't piss or shit on themselves.
Title: Re: Discovery: Latte does NOT produce the same dump catalyst effects as black coffee
Post by: OneManGang on June 12, 2009, 04:11:16 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=285203.0;attach=325521;image)

That man spilled black coffee on his toupee and hence the "au naturale" look
Title: Re: Discovery: Latte does NOT produce the same dump catalyst effects as black coffee
Post by: Mars on June 12, 2009, 04:15:55 AM
He had two cups of strong coffee before his cardio.

(http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn159/slk500/17939d1211931574-dude-shits-himself.jpg)

haha that guy must feel very bad.