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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Croatch on June 15, 2009, 05:18:11 PM
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making a new Natural Bodybuilding tshirt.
Current one: Natural Bodybuilding / why pretend
other possible ones: NB / don't worry, it's not mandatory
NB / for the few
NB / can you hang...
NB / man up buttercup and get real
Any ideas? :D
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Croatch On.
"Steroid-Free since '93."
"What happens in the 90s, stays in the 90s"
"Gear Head" is not just a BJ at a red light.
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100% USDA choice cut
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Bodybuilding without drugs... Can you handle it?
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Just have a tshirt of a muscled body wearing a tank top. Remember, its not about how much you can bench...but how much you look like you bench. Then you can put the anti-steroid logo on the tank top part.
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natural bodybuildging wear. available in small and medium only
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Natural bodybuilding - lets all pretend it exists.
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Croatch On.
"Steroid-Free since '93."
"What happens in the 90s, stays in the 90s"
"Gear Head" is not just a BJ at a red light.
ouch :-X
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natural bodybuilding... name one
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natural bodybuilding... if your dream is to one day look like a bodybuilder... need not apply
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Natural Bodybuilding : NO Prescription needed.
That's my intellectual property FYI ;D
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Croatch On.
"Steroid-Free since '93."
"What happens in the 90s, stays in the 90s"
"Gear Head" is not just a BJ at a red light.
looooooooool
okok I got one...
Natural Bodybuilding / natural testosterone production literally takes balls
it takes real balls to produce natural test
testes are still fully functioning
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natural bodybuildging wear. available in small and medium only
Classic.
NB / I look better than you without drugs
NB / You'll fail
BOOM!
:D
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looooooooool
okok I got one...
Natural Bodybuilding / natural testosterone production literally takes balls
it takes real balls to produce natural test
testes are still fully functioning
Natural Bodybuilding / My balls are so small, taking steroids would be suicide
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Natural Bodybuilding : pre-Ziegler
Natural Bodybuilding : because oldschool is the best school
Natural Bodybuilding : balls normal size
Natural Bodybuilding : whats mine is mine
Natural Bodybuilding : NO G4P 4 ME
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On front:
All drugs...
Back top:
Yes, thats what you are
Back Lower:
Natural bodybuilding, Real Gains
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the roids, gh and nubain all you can eat buffet / just a finishing touch
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Natural Bodybuilding / impotence is not my thing
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NB / cuz the only juice i like is pussy juice
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NB / Why take roids, when you kick ass on your own. BOOM!
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steroid free / no crutches
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I think croatch is one of the most entertaining guys on getbig, all kidding aside.
Place this text on both sides of the shirt.
"How do you frustrate a lazy steroid user? (Read other side of shirt)"
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build muscle, burn fat, drug free
natural bodybuilding thats where its at
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100% drug free
at least my muscle doesn't come at a fee
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natural bodybuilder
this shirt says I am one
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NB / Quit being a fucking pussy
NB / 50lbs lean mass gain, in your face
NB / No guarantees
NB / If it were easy, everyone would be doing it
Steroids / the consolation prize for failing at Natural Bodybuilding
NB / Nobody gives a shit you are natural
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got one for ya "Croatch" if u really wanna make it super gay:
"DONNY D'S ON the backup, Drug free, so put the Crack Up"
-Marky Mark
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no drugs, no easy way out
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NB / 'cause we can't all be a beast like you
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got one for ya "Croatch" if u really wanna make it super gay:
"DONNY D'S ON the backup, Drug free, so put the Crack Up"
-Marky Mark
lmfao
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making a new Natural Bodybuilding tshirt.
Current one: Natural Bodybuilding / why pretend
other possible ones: NB / don't worry, it's not mandatory
NB / for the few
NB / can you hang...
NB / man up buttercup and get real
Any ideas? :D
' i lack attention '
' i wasn't held enough as a child '
' i'm tired of my girl checking out guys bigger than me '
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natural bodybuildging wear. available in small and medium only
lol.
post of the day.
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"Yes, my nose does indeed grow every time I say I'm natural"
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Natural Bodybuilding : What's mine is mine
Natural Bodybuilding : Organically grown
Natural Bodybuilding : All throttle no bottle
Natural Bodybuilding : Because I can
Natural Bodybuilding : Tortoise beats the hare
Natural Bodybuilding : All good things to those who wait
Natural Bodybuilding : No Offseason
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and the winner is:
Natural Bodybuilding / Always on
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NB - Because I like my kidneys
NB - I get to keep my gains
NB - You'll need a work ethic
NB - All earned
NB - Don't feel bad....not everyone can do it
NB - No penis extensions needed
NB - Cause I actually believe in myself
NB - Not for short cut takers
NB - No witch hunts
NB - I like my big balls
NB - Backne free
NB - The way it was meant to be....
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got one for ya "Croatch" if u really wanna make it super gay:
"DONNY D'S ON the backup, Drug free, so put the Crack Up"
-Marky Mark
LOL
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ace75 in your face
props for my ace 100/75
mast give props for my ace ed 150
those are good shirts for the natural bodybuilder
gh15 approved
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"My balls are my testosterone dealers"
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Your HPTA = owned
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front 'natural bodybuilding'
back cut out to reveal no backne
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Natural Bodybuilding/Who needs steroids? We still take everything else under the sun!
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Natural Bodybuilding /
'Cause turning tricks like Bob Chic in the Mirage Hotel is no way to go through life son
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'I'm not small, I'm natural.'
'I'm not insecure, I'm natural.'
'100% natural....nothing but hard work, prohormones, anavar and winstrol....and a real cycle a long time ago'.
'Natural bodybuiling, cause looking like nothing special is ok by me.'
'Natural bodybuilding....for when your too broke for juice.'
'Natural bodybuilding'...when you're afraid of needles but love a manthong.'
'Natural bodybuilding...all the gayness, none of the muscle'
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'I'm not small, I'm natural.'
'I'm not insecure, I'm natural.'
'100% natural....nothing but hard work, prohormones, anavar and winstrol....and a real cycle a long time ago'.
'Natural bodybuiling, cause looking like nothing special is ok by me.'
'Natural bodybuilding....for when your too broke for juice.'
'Natural bodybuilding'...when you're afraid of needles but love a manthong.'
'Natural bodybuilding...all the gayness, none of the muscle'
NB / Pwning 2nd rate juicers since 95'
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NB / Pwning 2nd rate juicers since 95'
NB....smedium, all the way smedium.
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Bodybuilding shirts are retarded.
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NB...when u crave attention so bad you'd actually make a t-shirt about it. :P
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NB...when u crave attention so bad you'd actually make a t-shirt about it. :P
NB...when you want to let others know, they're fucking frauds and you pwn their gains without drug use. ;)
BANG!
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NB...when you want to let others know, they're fucking frauds and you pwn their gains without drug use. ;)
BANG!
NB....when u started at 5'5 120lbs, you never had a chance anyway. :)
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NB...when u crave attention so bad you'd actually make a t-shirt about it. :P
NB: Because nothing screams natural like a dude screaming natural.
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NB: Because nothing screams natural like a dude screaming natural.
;D ;D ;D
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NB....when u started at 5'5 120lbs, you never had a chance anyway. :)
NB...when you've 50+ lbs of lean mass with zero drugs, and want to let the shortcutting fools who's boss ;)
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I need help...to find a legit dealer.
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NB: Because nothing screams natural like a dude screaming natural.
Now that, was funny. ;D
Insert picture of small guy screaming, holding a 5lb dumbell...haha, brilliant!
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I need help...to find a legit dealer.
No, that shirt is for most people on in a gym. I often think, "If I looked like that on steroids, I'd kick my dealers ass, then kill myself." :-\
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NB...when you've 50+ lbs of lean mass with zero drugs, and want to let the shortcutting fools who's boss ;)
NB...so what if the big guys dont acknowledge you.
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NB... for when u just finished maxing out, and the big guy waiting says you dont need to strip the bar.
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NB.......
Naturally Balding? :D ;D
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And my favorite:
NB / Something you can not do
End thread.
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Can we do a juiced bodybuilding thread?
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Can we do a juiced bodybuilding thread?
Start it.
Juiced shirts:
Steroids / I failed myself
Steroids / Why take a chance training naturally
Steroids / You'd take them too, if you had my genetics
Steroids / It's fun pretending to be strong
Steroids / Nothing screams STRONG, like a PENORIS (female only)
Steroids / Real bodybuilding was just too hard
Steroids / They're just 3% of my gains
Steroids / My dick is still big, just not my balls
Steroids / For when you want to look educated
Steroids / The congress is just jealous
Steroids / Feel like a pro, look like shit
Steroids / My face wasn't fat enough
I'll be here all week, try the veal. ;)
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Steroids: Cause you need an excuse to explain your bacnee !
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Bar was set pretty high with "Train Hard or Go Home," "No Pussies," and "Leg Day," Croatch. You really have your work cut out for you.
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My favorite natural bodybuilding shirt has four long-haired stoners on the front and "Listen to Black Sabbath" on the back.
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natural bodybuildging wear. available in small and medium only
That is pretty damn funny. :D
Ok how about this.
Front of shirt : " Bodybuilding drug free is..." w/ outine sketch of a bicep
back : " better than juiced in jail " pic of a jail cell ;D
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Way to kill a thread "howard". :-\
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Way to kill a thread "howard". :-\
Can't teach cool.
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NB : That's obvious, isn't it ?
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NB... for when u just finished maxing out, and the big guy waiting says you dont need to strip the bar.
it sucks when you tell the world you are natural, and they say 'yeah, obviously'!!
if you are bragging about it, you don't want people to believe you.
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it sucks when you tell the world you are natural, and they say 'yeah, obviously'!!
if you are bragging about it, you don't want people to believe you.
NB: 'Cause my Tapout shirt smells like sweaty Fritos.
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gh15 approved
hormonized to the max
front : bible back: gh15
front:dont ask me,, ask gh15 back: getbig.com
include the ,,
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Natural BBing: because I can't find a good and reliable dealer
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Natural bodybuilding - you can achieve 20 inch guns with good supplements, why juice?
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NB / Results may vary
NB / I chose to save the money and surpass you anyway
Congratulations / You look entirely mediocre on steroids
NB / Some don't need drugs
NB / Don't worry, it's not mandatory
NB / Most will fail
NB / Kicking ass for over a decade
NB / why pretend....wait, I already have that one. :D
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NB / Results may vary
NB / I chose to save the money and surpass you anyway
Congratulations / You look entirely mediocre on steroids
NB / Some don't need drugs
NB / Don't worry, it's not mandatory
NB / Most will fail
NB / Kicking ass for over a decade
NB / why pretend....wait, I already have that one. :D
I like your non-bbing videos the most. Your schtick is boorish and irritating.
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natural bodybuilding = women's basketball
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making a new Natural Bodybuilding tshirt.
Current one: Natural Bodybuilding / why pretend
other possible ones: NB / don't worry, it's not mandatory
NB / for the few
NB / can you hang...
NB / man up buttercup and get real
Any ideas? :D
natural bodybuilding - creatine, protein powder, fish oil, multivitamins, caffein pills, ginko biloba, MSM, ZMA, HMB, Conjugated Linoleic Acid , BCAA, St. John's Wort, Chromium Picolinate, Coenzyme Q10, Horny Goat Weed, NO-Xplode....
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Natural bb'ing - Being massive isn't for everyone.
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NB - Cause I don't want people to know I work out
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NB: cause its fierce and fabulous!
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NB: Because my face is all over youtube so I gotta lie :-*
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NB - Cause I don't want people to know I work out
Natural bb'ing - Being massive isn't for everyone.
lol.
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Natural bbing: when your balls are your only massive bodypart
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Croatch, how many more natural pounds do you think you could put on your frame if you concentrated more on your own training than the reddish pimply 40 year old "steroid" user next to you?
Or perhaps not worrying about why girls bleach their hair blonde and get fake tits......but rather synthesize these energies into creating your own physique.
Imagine the new level of dedication you could facilitate if you could only find a way to channel all of your hatred (some self loathing) to a new bodybuilding regimen for yourself!
For years youve preached the "Croatch on" word.....but it hasnt propelled you......you must love yourself, and love the fact that you will always be a former steroid user. come to grips with it......
Mantooth On!
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Natural bbing: when your balls are your only massive bodypart
haha, i like it!!
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Croatch, why are you so insecure that you NEED everyone to know your a natural?
why does that even bother you? Just train and go home.
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How about - on the front 'It's Croatch'
on the back - 'Not Crotch you Biotch'
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Natural Bodybuilding
...When we spend 24/7 obsessed with muscle yet have none ourselves.
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Natural bodybuilding - Ronnie Coleman did it, so can you!
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your asshole now (o), your asshole after jail .. (O)
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How bout
"I Let Natural Bodybuilders Sniff my Croatch"
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Another shirt:
Steroids / For when you fail at bodybuilding
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NB: For people who don't mind looking like shit.
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one thing for sure - the title of this post is 100% true
"Croatch needs help!"
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This thread was fun, lets do some more.
Natural Bodybuilding: Yes I'm serious
Natural Bodybuilding: Whats so funny?........................ .................... Seriously, stop laughing.
Natural Bodybuilding: Yes, I actually consider myself a bodybuilder.
NB: All go and no show.
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NB: Cause your mom likes me acne-free
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NB: I get annoyed when you tell me how big someone else is.
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NB - if you have an ounce more muscle than me you are a roid freak.
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Natural Bodybuilding: Epic 140 lbs bottom twink
Natural Bodybuilding: Brutal swimmer's physique
Natural Bodybuilding: When your hips are wider than your shoulders
Natural Bodybuilding: No I really do train! Really!
Natural Bodybuilding: I'm a cagefighter now.
:P
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Natural Bodybuilding: Epic 140 lbs bottom twink
Natural Bodybuilding: Brutal swimmer's physique
Natural Bodybuilding: When your hips are wider than your shoulders
Natural Bodybuilding: No I really do train! Really!
Natural Bodybuilding: I'm a cagefighter now.
:P
Damn Sir another gre ;Dat post
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How gay do you have to be to wear a bodybuilding shirt?
Just ballpark it.
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How gay do you have to be to wear a bodybuilding shirt?
Just ballpark it.
whats a bodybuilding shirt?
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whats a bodybuilding shirt?
What're we talking about here?
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Damn Sir another gre ;Dat post
:P
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:P
Typo - again Damn Sir another great post ;D
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Natural Bodybuilding: Epic 140 lbs bottom twink
Natural Bodybuilding: Brutal swimmer's physique
Natural Bodybuilding: When your hips are wider than your shoulders
Natural Bodybuilding: No I really do train! Really!
Natural Bodybuilding: I'm a cagefighter now.
:P
spot on..........twinks take notes :'( :'(
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spot on..........twinks take notes :'( :'(
That means a lot coming from a big guy like you :P
I don't want any young guys making the mistakes that guys their age have made before them over and over and over, spending what little money they have on "supplements" that don't do shit or on magazines that peddle snake oil that can "turn chicken and pasta into steroids" or think Hydroxycut is going to get them cut up like the guys in the MuscleTech ads or that CellMass is going to make them look like Trey "Phenom" Brewer (as in phenomenal absence of lats :P).
Young guys getting into bodybuilding, take note: train naturally by all means, but don't be fooled by the scam artists.
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natural bodybuilding - when lifting weights can be your secret
natural bodybuilding - because i hate needles
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The only thing natural is my T-Shirt :D
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natural bodybuilding - when lifting weights can be your secret
natural bodybuilding - because i hate needles
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Well said! This one's for you big man :P
Natural bodybuilding: If Levrone can do it, so can I :P
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Natural Bodybuilding: Psst, I'm not really natural, but i got scammed by my dealer again so i'm claiming i am.
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NB: I am the retard who believes Gakic is 5067.765433890% more anabolic then testosterone.