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Title: anyone speak german?
Post by: Kegdrainer on June 16, 2009, 05:55:01 PM


is just making fun of the tinytits in the supermarket?   Also is he really a smoker?  I guess when you are a human science experiment freakshow already whats the difference?
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Post by: nycbull on June 16, 2009, 06:03:38 PM
everything they buy comes in a plastic container....why doesnt his wife learn how to cook like a real woman?
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Post by: Eisenherz on June 16, 2009, 06:08:53 PM
Fellow resident GB German expert  right hur. Ja wol!
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Post by: Eisenherz on June 16, 2009, 06:14:33 PM
He seems like a dick head, he coldy rejected that old man.
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Post by: Epic_Monster on June 16, 2009, 06:34:22 PM
Du hast.
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Post by: bigdumbbell on June 16, 2009, 06:37:58 PM
no
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Post by: dragonfist on June 16, 2009, 07:51:56 PM
Germans.
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Post by: Tapeworm on June 16, 2009, 07:53:32 PM
9
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Post by: seste on June 16, 2009, 08:04:35 PM
He seems like a dick head, he coldy rejected that old man.

the old man asked if he could help him carry the things,markus said later its the typical question,chop woods,carry etc
Title: Re: anyone speak german?
Post by: Eisenherz on June 16, 2009, 08:48:01 PM
the old man asked if he could help him carry the things,markus said later its the typical question,chop woods,carry etc

no shit einstein, he still refused to help an old man, whats your point noob?
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Post by: sync pulse on June 16, 2009, 09:10:40 PM
no shit einstein, he still refused to help an old man, whats your point noob?

That was semi-staged,...the older gentleman was making a joke,...playing to the camera that was obviously there.
Title: Re: anyone speak german?
Post by: dyslexic on June 16, 2009, 09:11:44 PM
Ich bin nicht in der Lage zu verstehen, warum gucken mich alle an. Warum bin ich flüstern? Ich denke, das Geschäft ist wie eine Bibliothek in Amerika. Ich möchte sagen, alle über die Macht von Kreatin. Ich möchte auch erklären, warum meine Frau ist ein Transvestit.



Translation: I am not able to understand why everyone is looking at me. Why am I whispering? I think this store is like a library in America. I want to tell everyone about the power of creatine. I would also like to explain why my wife is a transvestite.
Title: Re: anyone speak german?
Post by: regmac on June 16, 2009, 09:16:29 PM
I can count to 10 in German    that's all they taught us at  Frankfurt American Elementry and Franfurt American Jr High!!!! :-\
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Post by: regmac on June 16, 2009, 09:20:38 PM
I know Shizza   meant  shiiiiiii
Title: Re: anyone speak german?
Post by: regmac on June 16, 2009, 09:22:22 PM
Ich bin nicht in der Lage zu verstehen, warum gucken mich alle an. Warum bin ich flüstern? Ich denke, das Geschäft ist wie eine Bibliothek in Amerika. Ich möchte sagen, alle über die Macht von Kreatin. Ich möchte auch erklären, warum meine Frau ist ein Transvestit.



Translation: I am not able to understand why everyone is looking at me. Why am I whispering? I think this store is like a library in America. I want to tell everyone about the power of creatine. I would also like to explain why my wife is a transvestite.
No she's not    she just out trains you in the gym.   As does  Bev Francis, Lendaa Murray   and Chelsae Clinton!!!
Title: Re: anyone speak german?
Post by: Eisenherz on June 16, 2009, 09:56:29 PM
No she's not    she just out trains you in the gym and has camel sized testicles.   As does  Bev Francis, Lendaa Murray   and Chelsae Clinton!!!
Title: Re: anyone speak german?
Post by: Mars on June 17, 2009, 02:28:13 AM
the guy that comes up to him asks him if he can chop wood for him in the woods.
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Post by: LatsMcGee on June 17, 2009, 02:32:21 AM
That guy told Markus he is no David Hasslehoff.
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Post by: webcake on June 17, 2009, 02:40:07 AM
Just a ridiculously massive Aryan bastard with muscles going about his daily chores........scaring old men and getting stuck in the aisles. Yes, Markus truly is a man with muscles.
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Post by: Mars on June 17, 2009, 02:40:53 AM
he can destroy anything in sight.
Title: Re: anyone speak german?
Post by: Deicide on June 17, 2009, 03:04:52 AM
Ich bin nicht in der Lage zu verstehen, warum gucken mich alle an. Warum bin ich flüstern? Ich denke, das Geschäft ist wie eine Bibliothek in Amerika. Ich möchte sagen, alle über die Macht von Kreatin. Ich möchte auch erklären, warum meine Frau ist ein Transvestit.



Translation: I am not able to understand why everyone is looking at me. Why am I whispering? I think this store is like a library in America. I want to tell everyone about the power of creatine. I would also like to explain why my wife is a transvestite.
Title: Re: anyone speak german?
Post by: ironneck on June 17, 2009, 03:10:06 AM
deine crew besteht letztenendes aus a(r)men wie das vater unser
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Post by: webcake on June 17, 2009, 03:20:36 AM


Deicide, please tell me what Markus is saying. I have always wanted to know.......
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Post by: ironneck on June 17, 2009, 03:24:18 AM
he says:it tastes better than rice
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Post by: Mars on June 17, 2009, 03:42:10 AM
he says:it tastes better than rice

youre amazing?
Title: Re: anyone speak german?
Post by: ironneck on June 17, 2009, 03:43:10 AM
youre amazing?


in comparison to you i'm just a dirty turk
Title: Re: anyone speak german?
Post by: Eisenherz on June 17, 2009, 03:47:21 AM

in comparison to you i'm just a dirty turk

But the world needs dirty turks like you with their trousers tucked into their socks.
It makes us feel good about ourselves.
Title: Re: anyone speak german?
Post by: ironneck on June 17, 2009, 03:48:11 AM

But the world needs dirty turks like you with their trousers tucked into their socks.
It makes us feel good about ourselfs.


thanks man
i'm more like the guy who dresses very nicely but i get your point
Title: Re: anyone speak german?
Post by: Deicide on June 17, 2009, 03:48:36 AM

in comparison to you i'm just a dirty turk

Mars is a huge Aryan bastard with muscles and the god of war, no doubt about it.
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Post by: ironneck on June 17, 2009, 03:50:06 AM
the dirty turk
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Post by: Meso_z on June 17, 2009, 03:50:37 AM
(http://www.hoax-slayer.com/images/mars.jpg)
Title: Re: anyone speak german?
Post by: Meso_z on June 17, 2009, 03:51:26 AM
(http://www.cityweekly.net/utah/imgs/media/Ted_s_pix/mars_bar.jpg)
Title: Re: anyone speak german?
Post by: Eisenherz on June 17, 2009, 03:52:52 AM
the dirty turk
(http://www.dw-world.de/image/0,,1456773_1,00.jpg)  ;)
Title: Re: anyone speak german?
Post by: ironneck on June 17, 2009, 03:54:07 AM
i can't decide whether i should beat up my little sis right now or post on getbig
Title: Re: anyone speak german?
Post by: Deicide on June 17, 2009, 03:55:14 AM
i can't decide whether i should beat up my little sis right now or post on getbig

You should honour kill her; Turks are experts in this. ;)
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Post by: Gino30 on June 17, 2009, 05:14:05 AM
man oh my......what a physique!

hey, he wants to be the large mo-fo around?......fair enough.....god bless him for having a goal.....but I don't want to hear Markus ever say he's got a good physique.....

he looked ok 10-12 years ago......just!


Gino "rust never sleeps" Gambino

Title: Re: anyone speak german?
Post by: affeman on June 17, 2009, 08:21:36 AM
i can't decide whether i should beat up my little sis right now or post on getbig

Any pics of your lil Sis??
Title: Re: anyone speak german?
Post by: ironneck on June 17, 2009, 08:25:20 AM
Any pics of your lil Sis??


haha


no >:(
Title: Re: anyone speak german?
Post by: funk51 on June 17, 2009, 02:08:55 PM
ich spreche deutsch.
Title: Re: anyone speak german?
Post by: Deicide on June 17, 2009, 02:11:04 PM
ich spreche deutsch.

Schoen fuer dich, hast du auch €100,000, die ich jetzt gut gebrauchen koennte?
Title: Re: anyone speak german?
Post by: Eisenherz on June 17, 2009, 03:28:51 PM
ich spreche deutsch.

Wilst du ein keks haben arschloch?
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Post by: The Showstoppa on June 17, 2009, 03:31:16 PM
The old man asked if Markus could impregnate his grand-daughter...in the woods and then put him in a woodchipper.
Title: Re: anyone speak german?
Post by: funk51 on June 19, 2009, 01:39:18 PM
Du hast.
            du hast nichts. by rammmstein. cool song.
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Post by: CalvinH on June 19, 2009, 01:41:38 PM
Ask the French.they are great at saying "We surrender" in German.
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Post by: Crossbow on June 20, 2009, 08:45:12 PM
everything they buy comes in a plastic container....why doesnt his wife learn how to cook like a real woman?

LOL, to their defense though most of the plastic containers in the clip contain yoghurt, cottage cheese and similar products. Things most of us tend to buy and not "cook ourselves".