Author Topic: anyone speak german? (Read 4829 times)

Kegdrainer · « **on:** June 16, 2009, 05:55:01 PM »

is just making fun of the tinytits in the supermarket? Also is he really a smoker? I guess when you are a human science experiment freakshow already whats the difference?

nycbull · « **Reply #1 on:** June 16, 2009, 06:03:38 PM »

everything they buy comes in a plastic container....why doesnt his wife learn how to cook like a real woman?

Eisenherz · « **Reply #2 on:** June 16, 2009, 06:08:53 PM »

Fellow resident GB German expert right hur. Ja wol!

Eisenherz · « **Reply #3 on:** June 16, 2009, 06:14:33 PM »

He seems like a dick head, he coldy rejected that old man.

Epic_Monster · « **Reply #4 on:** June 16, 2009, 06:34:22 PM »

Du hast.

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #5 on:** June 16, 2009, 06:37:58 PM »

dragonfist · « **Reply #6 on:** June 16, 2009, 07:51:56 PM »

Germans.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #7 on:** June 16, 2009, 07:53:32 PM »

seste · « **Reply #8 on:** June 16, 2009, 08:04:35 PM »

Quote from: Eisenherz on June 16, 2009, 06:14:33 PM

He seems like a dick head, he coldy rejected that old man.

the old man asked if he could help him carry the things,markus said later its the typical question,chop woods,carry etc

Eisenherz · « **Reply #9 on:** June 16, 2009, 08:48:01 PM »

Quote from: seste on June 16, 2009, 08:04:35 PM

the old man asked if he could help him carry the things,markus said later its the typical question,chop woods,carry etc

no shit einstein, he still refused to help an old man, whats your point noob?

sync pulse · « **Reply #10 on:** June 16, 2009, 09:10:40 PM »

Quote from: Eisenherz on June 16, 2009, 08:48:01 PM

no shit einstein, he still refused to help an old man, whats your point noob?

That was semi-staged,...the older gentleman was making a joke,...playing to the camera that was obviously there.

dyslexic · « **Reply #11 on:** June 16, 2009, 09:11:44 PM »

Ich bin nicht in der Lage zu verstehen, warum gucken mich alle an. Warum bin ich flüstern? Ich denke, das Geschäft ist wie eine Bibliothek in Amerika. Ich möchte sagen, alle über die Macht von Kreatin. Ich möchte auch erklären, warum meine Frau ist ein Transvestit.

Translation: I am not able to understand why everyone is looking at me. Why am I whispering? I think this store is like a library in America. I want to tell everyone about the power of creatine. I would also like to explain why my wife is a transvestite.

regmac · « **Reply #12 on:** June 16, 2009, 09:16:29 PM »

I can count to 10 in German that's all they taught us at Frankfurt American Elementry and Franfurt American Jr High!!!! $:-\$

regmac · « **Reply #13 on:** June 16, 2009, 09:20:38 PM »

I know Shizza meant shiiiiiii

regmac · « **Reply #14 on:** June 16, 2009, 09:22:22 PM »

Quote from: dyslexic on June 16, 2009, 09:11:44 PM

Ich bin nicht in der Lage zu verstehen, warum gucken mich alle an. Warum bin ich flüstern? Ich denke, das Geschäft ist wie eine Bibliothek in Amerika. Ich möchte sagen, alle über die Macht von Kreatin. Ich möchte auch erklären, warum meine Frau ist ein Transvestit.

Translation: I am not able to understand why everyone is looking at me. Why am I whispering? I think this store is like a library in America. I want to tell everyone about the power of creatine. I would also like to explain why my wife is a transvestite.

No she's not she just out trains you in the gym. As does Bev Francis, Lendaa Murray and Chelsae Clinton!!!

Eisenherz · « **Reply #15 on:** June 16, 2009, 09:56:29 PM »

Quote from: regmac on June 16, 2009, 09:22:22 PM

No she's not she just out trains you in the gym and has camel sized testicles. As does Bev Francis, Lendaa Murray and Chelsae Clinton!!!

Mars · « **Reply #16 on:** June 17, 2009, 02:28:13 AM »

the guy that comes up to him asks him if he can chop wood for him in the woods.

LatsMcGee · « **Reply #17 on:** June 17, 2009, 02:32:21 AM »

That guy told Markus he is no David Hasslehoff.

webcake · « **Reply #18 on:** June 17, 2009, 02:40:07 AM »

Just a ridiculously massive Aryan bastard with muscles going about his daily chores........scaring old men and getting stuck in the aisles. Yes, Markus truly is a man with muscles.

Mars · « **Reply #19 on:** June 17, 2009, 02:40:53 AM »

he can destroy anything in sight.

Deicide · « **Reply #20 on:** June 17, 2009, 03:04:52 AM »

Quote from: dyslexic on June 16, 2009, 09:11:44 PM

Ich bin nicht in der Lage zu verstehen, warum gucken mich alle an. Warum bin ich flüstern? Ich denke, das Geschäft ist wie eine Bibliothek in Amerika. Ich möchte sagen, alle über die Macht von Kreatin. Ich möchte auch erklären, warum meine Frau ist ein Transvestit.

Translation: I am not able to understand why everyone is looking at me. Why am I whispering? I think this store is like a library in America. I want to tell everyone about the power of creatine. I would also like to explain why my wife is a transvestite.

ironneck · « **Reply #21 on:** June 17, 2009, 03:10:06 AM »

deine crew besteht letztenendes aus a(r)men wie das vater unser

webcake · « **Reply #22 on:** June 17, 2009, 03:20:36 AM »

Quote from: Deicide on June 17, 2009, 03:04:52 AM

Deicide, please tell me what Markus is saying. I have always wanted to know.......

ironneck · « **Reply #23 on:** June 17, 2009, 03:24:18 AM »

he says:it tastes better than rice

Mars · « **Reply #24 on:** June 17, 2009, 03:42:10 AM »

Quote from: ironneck on June 17, 2009, 03:24:18 AM

he says:it tastes better than rice

youre amazing?