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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Howard on June 17, 2009, 06:43:42 PM
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I compted in lots of shows from 1978 - '95.
Now at age 50 I am chunky, perma bulker with a stocky body and bushy butt.
I have to take viagra to get it up :P. I have a prescription for Androgel (HRT) because my balls have dried up. My lower back is arthrtic and my six pack had grown into a full keg. My current diet is more Homer Simspon approved than NPC contest prep.
I recently had to start wearing reading glasses, and useing a nose/ear hair trimmer as well.
On the good side, I still have a full head of hair and don't have to get up 3x a night to piss.
My strength is as good or better than ever and I "think" I have more muscle mass now than in younger days.
I keep having this delusion that I can diet for a contest , again and get back up on stage.
I am not sure if anyone needs to see me up there however. It might not be pretty, even if I get leaner.
Last yr I saw a guy almost 80 who compted and wore a depends undergrament under his 1955 trunks. Hmmm, I thought, hiow bad could I look after this? :-\
Thoughts/feedback?
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this belongs in the "no body cares" subforum of GetBig
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Howie, don't you post one of these "should i get back into it" threads every couple of weeks?
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with all due respect howard, and i do mean with all due respect, you are never going to be able to complete a full contest diet
time to let go
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I know I am no pro comic guys , but I was trying too be funny as in hahahaha here.
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yes, and spent more time in the Banya with other brawny men
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You suck. >:(
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Howard, please pack your life in.
We have had enough.
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/163/332258935_907702e205.jpg?v=0)
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I care
Howard= Everybody's Favorite All American
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You suck. >:(
Sooo, I guess you won't contribute to my comeback training expenses?
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Sooo, I guess you won't contribute to my comeback training expenses?
No, but that is a great pic of you and Ronnie Coleman.
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No, but that is a great pic of you and Ronnie Coleman.
Thanks!
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I care
Howard= Everybody's Favorite All American
Maybe I can get ripped if I do more piggyback cardio
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Did you go to a Special school???
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Did you go to a Special school???
He thinks we are laughing with him....... not at him :-\
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why dont you start doing steroids, you want to, it will be like a gift to yourself....hell you paid your dues....why not enjoy your life now
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He thinks we are laughing with him....... not at him :-\
Screw you guys...I know our current Mr Olympia is a huge fan of my physique
Look how pleased he was to talk to me about it
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Did you go to a Special school???
I did have to ride in on short bus, did that matter?
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Howie, don't you post one of these "should i get back into it" threads every couple of weeks?
I figure if I up it to once EVERY week, I will be twice as likely NOT to do it.
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Well you do have a Fucking Huge head.FFS
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I compted in lots of shows from 1978 - '95.
Now at age 50 I am chunky, perma bulker with a stocky body and bushy butt.
I have to take viagra to get it up :P. I have a prescription for Androgel (HRT) because my balls have dried up. My lower back is arthrtic and my six pack had grown into a full keg. My current diet is more Homer Simspon approved than NPC contest prep.
I recently had to start wearing reading glasses, and useing a nose/ear hair trimmer as well.
On the good side, I still have a full head of hair and don't have to get up 3x a night to piss.
My strength is as good or better than ever and I "think" I have more muscle mass now than in younger days.
I keep having this delusion that I can diet for a contest , again and get back up on stage.
I am not sure if anyone needs to see me up there however. It might not be pretty, even if I get leaner.
Last yr I saw a guy almost 80 who compted and wore a depends undergrament under his 1955 trunks. Hmmm, I thought, hiow bad could I look after this? :-\
Thoughts/feedback?
I think you've got one more in you; cycle up one last time! :D
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I hear where you're coming from. There's times when I consider going in a show again, even though it's been about 15 years, only because I know it will force me to stay on a strict diet and get ripped again. I think, however I have the discipline to get in top shape again at 46, without going in a contest. Maybe you should just get in shape for yourself....not to have to compete. Just look great so when you go to the pool, or take your shirt off in front of a chick, you can feel proud and confident.
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I compted in lots of shows from 1978 - '95.
Now at age 50 I am chunky, perma bulker with a stocky body and bushy butt.
I have to take viagra to get it up :P. I have a prescription for Androgel (HRT) because my balls have dried up. My lower back is arthrtic and my six pack had grown into a full keg. My current diet is more Homer Simspon approved than NPC contest prep.
I recently had to start wearing reading glasses, and useing a nose/ear hair trimmer as well.
On the good side, I still have a full head of hair and don't have to get up 3x a night to piss.
My strength is as good or better than ever and I "think" I have more muscle mass now than in younger days.
I keep having this delusion that I can diet for a contest , again and get back up on stage.
I am not sure if anyone needs to see me up there however. It might not be pretty, even if I get leaner.
Last yr I saw a guy almost 80 who compted and wore a depends undergrament under his 1955 trunks. Hmmm, I thought, hiow bad could I look after this? :-\
Thoughts/feedback?
No offense, but please shut the motherfuck up. I think it's safe to say no one hear gives a rat's ass whether you live or die, much less if you "compete"
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I figure if I up it to once EVERY week, I will be twice as likely NOT to do it.
Posing fully clothed is cool.
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I hear where you're coming from. There's times when I consider going in a show again, even though it's been about 15 years, only because I know it will force me to stay on a strict diet and get ripped again. I think, however I have the discipline to get in top shape again at 46, without going in a contest. Maybe you should just get in shape for yourself....not to have to compete. Just look great so when you go to the pool, or take your shirt off in front of a chick, you can feel proud and confident.
That is actually a good idea. On a serious note, my current goal is running more nad getting my wt and waist line down.
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No offense, but please shut the motherfuck up. I think it's safe to say no one hear gives a rat's ass whether you live or die, much less if you "compete"
Hey pandy, the thread was meant as a joke. I thought that the "bushy butt thing" and "old BB in Depends" might make that obvious, geeeeeeeeeeeesh ???
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[ Invalid YouTube link ] i give howard credit, has a youthful appearance for his age and huge stocky calves
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[ Invalid YouTube link ] i give howard credit, has a youthful appearance for his age and huge stocky calves
Thanks :D but did you have to add the "for his age"
On a somewhat serious note, I have no real desire to compete again and nobody cares either way.
I am simply trying to run more , lose some wt and get my waist down, etc.
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Thanks :D but did you have to add the "for his age"
On a somewhat serious note, I have no real desire to compete again and nobody cares either way.
I am simply trying to run more , lose some wt and get my waist down, etc.
you look young in the the face man. you got a strong built. you need to only replace some of the bad foods with good foods, that way u dont lower your metabolsim
constanly drifting down in calories= disaster for metabolism, and fuel for activity, with any "diet" aim to keep activity the same if not higher
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you look young in the the face man. you got a strong built. you need to only replace some of the bad foods with good foods, that way u dont lower your metabolsim
constanly drifting down in calories= disaster for metabolism, and fuel for activity, with any "diet" aim to keep activity the same if not higher
Thanks again and in all modesty, I have plenty of knowledge, I just lack the motivation.
Bodybuilding alone doesn't seem much motivation or personal pay off for me, but, I am psyched to become a better distance runner, drop wt and see my abs again.
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Thanks again and in all modesty, I have plenty of knowledge, I just lack the motivation.
Bodybuilding alone doesn't seem much motivation or personal pay off for me, but, I am psyched to become a better distance runner, drop wt and see my abs again.
your clothes won't fit anymore
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Thanks again and in all modesty, I have plenty of knowledge, I just lack the motivation.
Bodybuilding alone doesn't seem much motivation or personal pay off for me, but, I am psyched to become a better distance runner, drop wt and see my abs again.
dont be so sure of your knowledge just yet big fella, it takes knowledge to create a diet for motivation AND fatloss simultaneously bro, thus rendering your said knowledge incomplete
sometimes i think i know a thing or tooo but it doesnt make sense for someone to claim knowledge when they cant apply that knowledge for motivation
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dont be so sure of your knowledge just yet big fella, it takes knowledge to create a diet for motivation AND fatloss simultaneously bro, thus rendering your said knowledge incomplete
sometimes i think i know a thing or tooo but it doesnt make sense for someone to claim knowledge when they cant apply that knowledge for motivation
...well just slap me, pull my hair and call me Mary :-*
we all can't soar like the Falcon ;)
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dont be so sure of your knowledge just yet big fella, it takes knowledge to create a diet for motivation AND fatloss simultaneously bro, thus rendering your said knowledge incomplete
sometimes i think i know a thing or tooo but it doesnt make sense for someone to claim knowledge when they cant apply that knowledge for motivation
johnny failcan is on the mark here
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...well just slap me, pull my hair and call me Mary :-*
we all can't soar like the Falcon ;)
ill see to it that everyone flys high
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Just curious...do some of you know what a joke thread is?
I wasn't serious and was TRYING to be funny.
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Just curious...do some of you know what a joke thread is?
I wasn't serious and was TRYING to be funny.
this = not good follow up post to sincerity
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this = not good follow up post to sincerity
this is get big....hope that helps
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Dexter really has a 'get this creepy white guy away from me look' goin.........
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I compted in lots of shows from 1978 - '95.
Now at age 50 I am chunky, perma bulker with a stocky body and bushy butt.
I have to take viagra to get it up :P. I have a prescription for Androgel (HRT) because my balls have dried up. My lower back is arthrtic and my six pack had grown into a full keg. My current diet is more Homer Simspon approved than NPC contest prep.
I recently had to start wearing reading glasses, and useing a nose/ear hair trimmer as well.
On the good side, I still have a full head of hair and don't have to get up 3x a night to piss.
My strength is as good or better than ever and I "think" I have more muscle mass now than in younger days.
I keep having this delusion that I can diet for a contest , again and get back up on stage.
I am not sure if anyone needs to see me up there however. It might not be pretty, even if I get leaner.
Last yr I saw a guy almost 80 who compted and wore a depends undergrament under his 1955 trunks. Hmmm, I thought, hiow bad could I look after this? :-\
Thoughts/feedback?
WOW Years of drug use and getting oiled up by other men really paid off for ya ::)
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Dexter really has a 'get this creepy white guy away from me look' goin.........
LOL, if I saw someone like me asking for a pic, I might be creeped out too ???
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WOW Years of drug use and getting oiled up by other men really paid off for ya ::)
LOL, sad but true.
I gotta confess I love bodybuilding, have been involved for decades now and for some odd reason I miss doing contests. Pretty pathetic I know, but wtf?
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Any pics from your prime?
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Any pics from your prime?
Sure but they are older then the crust of my mothers underwear.
LOL, why bother hehe
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Please post your competing pics.
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Please post your competing pics.
Most of mine are from before cpu use became common and are in a reg photo album.
Bix has some he scanned into his hard drive , maybe he can email them to me or post them as well.
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Most of mine are from before cpu use became common and are in a reg photo album.
Bix has some he scanned into his hard drive , maybe he can email them to me or post them as well.
Then you have a digital camera dont you?
Take a pic of one of those photos and post it.
People and I would like to check it more than the pic of dex.
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this belongs in the "no body cares" subforum of GetBig
well put....i second that.
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Hey Howie you still in touch with your ex wife?
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Hey Howie you still in touch with your ex wife?
funny you mention that, we got back together about 18 mos ago and are quite happy.
No plans to get married again however
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LOL, sad but true.
I gotta confess I love bodybuilding, have been involved for decades now and for some odd reason I miss doing contests. Pretty pathetic I know, but wtf?
Come on over here... I'll inject you. :D
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I have to take viagra to get it up :P.
you are a failure in the bedroom