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Title: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: Jizzacked on June 23, 2009, 03:05:45 PM
it felt like stinging fire...

I have been pissing non stop lately so I went to the doctor today about it, sure as shit she wanted to check the prostate and so I got my ass violated like my name was queen vissy.  prostate was ok apparently, but I had traces of blood in my piss indicating possible infection so I am on cipro now. 

this is the second time in less than a year a woman has jammed her finger in my ass with no intention of giving me pleasure... went to the ER in november cause I had diverticulitis (intestine issue) and got finger fucked during that visit too.  that one was a lot worse cause I was in pain and I am pretty sure she secretly used her whole fist instead.

I am not even 30 yet and getting more hot prostate action than one man can handle  >:(
Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: Big Lee on June 23, 2009, 09:59:39 PM
Translation "loved getting anally reamed" :o
Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: chaos on June 23, 2009, 10:02:00 PM
it felt like stinging fire...

I have been pissing non stop lately so I went to the doctor today about it, sure as shit she wanted to check the prostate and so I got my ass violated like my name was queen vissy.  prostate was ok apparently, but I had traces of blood in my piss indicating possible infection so I am on cipro now. 

this is the second time in less than a year a woman has jammed her finger in my ass with no intention of giving me pleasure... went to the ER in november cause I had diverticulitis (intestine issue) and got finger fucked during that visit too.  that one was a lot worse cause I was in pain and I am pretty sure she secretly used her whole fist instead.

I am not even 30 yet and getting more hot prostate action than one man can handle  >:(
Outed.
Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: CARTEL on June 23, 2009, 10:06:11 PM
so I got my ass violated like my name was queen vissy

That was funny  ;D
Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: Method101 on June 23, 2009, 11:19:28 PM
how can anything going in your ass be a pleasureable expierience  :-X , makes me cringe thinking about it.
Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: England_1 on June 23, 2009, 11:28:32 PM
Whoever is checking the prostate in a 30 year old male is an idiot. Remind her that BPH occurs in old men, not 30 year olds.

If you didn't, you needed a urinalysis done. Hematuria (red blood cells in the urine) raises the possibility of several potential causes other than bladder infection/lower UTI.
Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: SS on June 23, 2009, 11:33:00 PM
Whoever is checking the prostate in a 30 year old male is an idiot. Remind her that BPH occurs in old men, not 30 year olds.

If you didn't, you needed a urinalysis done. Hematuria (red blood cells in the urine) raises the possibility of several potential causes other than bladder infection/lower UTI.
Maybe he just likes getting his ass violated.
Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: dyslexic on June 23, 2009, 11:45:11 PM
Maybe he should get a tattoo on his ass: "Exit only?"
Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: Mars on June 23, 2009, 11:49:31 PM
i would probably get a rockhard erection but depends on how the old lady looked like.
Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: WillGrant on June 23, 2009, 11:51:34 PM
it felt like stinging fire...

I have been pissing non stop lately so I went to the doctor today about it, sure as shit she wanted to check the prostate and so I got my ass violated like my name was queen vissy.  prostate was ok apparently, but I had traces of blood in my piss indicating possible infection so I am on cipro now. 

this is the second time in less than a year a woman has jammed her finger in my ass with no intention of giving me pleasure... went to the ER in november cause I had diverticulitis (intestine issue) and got finger fucked during that visit too.  that one was a lot worse cause I was in pain and I am pretty sure she secretly used her whole fist instead.

I am not even 30 yet and getting more hot prostate action than one man can handle  >:(
Stop faking illness just to get your asshole fingered
Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: kiwiol on June 24, 2009, 12:03:36 AM
Stop faking illness just to get your asshole fingered

LMAO. At least he didn't say it feels great, like a deep tissue massage inside the ass.
Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: Mars on June 24, 2009, 12:08:35 AM
Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: nzmusclemonster on June 24, 2009, 12:15:28 AM
Everybody want to be a bodybuilder, but nobody want to get their ass fingered.
Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: Mars on June 24, 2009, 12:21:48 AM
Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: gib on June 24, 2009, 03:21:24 AM
it felt like stinging fire...

so I got my ass violated like my name was queen vissy. 

Are you sure you have not been hanging out with BayGBM???
Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: Mars on June 24, 2009, 04:32:33 AM
whats gay about having your ass fingered when the finger is from a woman?
Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 24, 2009, 04:50:44 AM
Depends on how big her fingers are
Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: Luv2Hurt on June 24, 2009, 05:04:10 AM
Whoever is checking the prostate in a 30 year old male is an idiot. Remind her that BPH occurs in old men, not 30 year olds.

If you didn't, you needed a urinalysis done. Hematuria (red blood cells in the urine) raises the possibility of several potential causes other than bladder infection/lower UTI.

Does not mean he could not have another prostate problem such as cancer.  If he is using testosterone that can bring on BPH.  An idiot would not check and use your logic. better safe than sorry.
Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: Palpatine Q on June 24, 2009, 05:04:44 AM
Depends on how big her fingers are

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: Jizzacked on June 24, 2009, 09:01:06 AM
yeah I am a bit nervous and waiting on urine culture results... hopefully it is just some sort of infection but if it is clean it is off to the urologist, which I am hoping to avoid.

I have been clean for a couple years now so no androgens to aggravate the prostate these days, still prostate issues can occur in younger men as well so they have to check it to rule things out. 

it is a pretty violating experience, I couldn't look her in the eye after  ;D
Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: emn1964 on June 24, 2009, 09:05:57 AM
so did the finger in the ass cost extra?
Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: HTexan on June 24, 2009, 09:14:57 AM
how can anything going in your ass be a pleasureable expierience  :-X , makes me cringe thinking about it.
i got the finger test a few years back. HOLY SHIT!!! talk about pain. :-\
BTW, why do doctors talk about football and sports when they check your prostate? It's not going to stop the feeling of  violation.

Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on June 24, 2009, 09:16:50 AM
Maybe he just likes getting his ass violated.

 ;D
Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: dr.chimps on June 24, 2009, 09:20:57 AM
Depends on how big her fingers are
Crucial point. Maybe he went through the AMA registry until he found himself a basketball player.
Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: Reign Down on June 24, 2009, 11:02:39 AM
Maybe he just likes getting his ass violated.

Find me a man who does not!!

ta ta
Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: Tatyana on June 24, 2009, 11:13:29 AM
Pfffffffffffffffft, and men want to put their willies in girl's bums.

Hypocrites.

Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: Mars on June 24, 2009, 11:21:37 AM
bum and willy
Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: heretostay13 on June 24, 2009, 11:21:43 AM
Outed.

one trick pony
Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: emn1964 on June 24, 2009, 11:23:09 AM
one trick pony

gimmick
Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: funk51 on June 24, 2009, 11:24:27 AM
video or it didn't happen. on second thought fuhgetaboyit.....
Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: Mars on June 24, 2009, 11:25:51 AM
(http://i43.tinypic.com/291kvtt.jpg)
Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: mass 04 on June 24, 2009, 11:28:56 AM
(http://i43.tinypic.com/291kvtt.jpg)
is that Ronnie Coleman?
Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: Mars on June 24, 2009, 11:30:25 AM
(http://i43.tinypic.com/2v7yryt.jpg)
Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: mass 04 on June 24, 2009, 11:33:48 AM
(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/070816/aliens/et_l.jpg)
Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: kiwiol on June 24, 2009, 11:35:56 AM
(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/070816/aliens/et_l.jpg)

Jizzacked must have a really hot ass for the old lady's finger to glow like that :o
Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: The Showstoppa on June 24, 2009, 12:00:05 PM
Hey, at least it was a female....
Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: MAXX on June 24, 2009, 12:49:40 PM
Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: technokc on June 24, 2009, 01:24:59 PM
I feel you bro, that happened to me 4 times over the span of a year because I was pissing all the time and sometimes it burned.  They checked std(which is a whole nother level of pain right there!), uti's, BPH, cancer, everything until finally they said it was most likely chronic prostatitis and there was nothing they could do about it. :-\  Burning has gone away but still piss all the fucking time now.
Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: Mars on June 24, 2009, 02:18:00 PM
(http://i44.tinypic.com/zinn9s.jpg)
Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: polychronopolous on June 24, 2009, 02:20:20 PM
(http://i44.tinypic.com/zinn9s.jpg)

It's enough to break your heart. Poor fella.
Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: Mars on June 24, 2009, 02:23:48 PM
(http://i42.tinypic.com/rj019x.jpg)
Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: Method101 on June 24, 2009, 02:47:04 PM
(http://i44.tinypic.com/zinn9s.jpg)
:o

Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: noworries on June 24, 2009, 04:22:33 PM
Finally a thread about something Goodrum knows about (except for the girl part).  Where is he.  Goodrum tell this guy how much of a pussy he is for just taking a finger.  Finally those letters after your name qualifies you to speak on this thread
Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: Ex Coelis on June 24, 2009, 04:24:41 PM
that's not UKgold
Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: saucetradomous on June 24, 2009, 06:13:54 PM
A typical Tbombz weekend
Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: ozman on June 24, 2009, 07:13:20 PM
(http://i42.tinypic.com/rj019x.jpg)

never noticed that before

good find
Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: England_1 on June 24, 2009, 07:17:59 PM
Does not mean he could not have another prostate problem such as cancer.  If he is using testosterone that can bring on BPH.  An idiot would not check and use your logic. better safe than sorry.

Prostate cancer occurs in the PERIPHERY of the gland. This would not cause constriction of the urethra which runs through the center of the prostate, and if it did it would mean that the cancer was disseminated by that point and there would be systemic signs of that. But this is all MOOT because 30 year old men do not get prostate cancer. Period. If you play odds, it's an STD, mostly likely chlamydia. 1 dose of azithro and it's done.
Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: triple_pickle on June 24, 2009, 07:35:25 PM
Finally a thread about something Goodrum knows about (except for the girl part).  Where is he.  Goodrum tell this guy how much of a pussy he is for just taking a finger.  Finally those letters after your name qualifies you to speak on this thread

hi keith ;D
Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: Luv2Hurt on June 24, 2009, 08:00:23 PM
Prostate cancer occurs in the PERIPHERY of the gland. This would not cause constriction of the urethra which runs through the center of the prostate, and if it did it would mean that the cancer was disseminated by that point and there would be systemic signs of that. But this is all MOOT because 30 year old men do not get prostate cancer. Period. If you play odds, it's an STD, mostly likely chlamydia. 1 dose of azithro and it's done.

I dont think its cancer either but this is the first thing a MD worth anything would rule out, with tests.  A guy comes in complaining of these symptoms first thing a good doc will do is a DRE to see it the prostate is enlarged, if it is next is blood work to check PSAs usually along with a urine test and KUB x ray.

You seem to contradict yourself saying cancer would not cause the BPH type symptoms, but then you go on to say that yes those symptoms could occur in more advanced stages of prostate cancer.  Guess what many people ignore aches and pains till it's too late all the time. Not common in men under 30 for sure but def not impposible.
Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: 2Thick on June 24, 2009, 08:01:05 PM
Pfffffffffffffffft, and men want to put their willies in girl's bums.

Hypocrites.



A woman's lot is to suffer.
Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: body88 on June 24, 2009, 08:03:23 PM
Does not mean he could not have another prostate problem such as cancer.  If he is using testosterone that can bring on BPH.  An idiot would not check and use your logic. better safe than sorry.

Not to mention prostatitus which can affect men of all ages. 
Title: Re: an old lady put her finger in my ass today
Post by: WillGrant on June 24, 2009, 11:26:58 PM
Pfffffffffffffffft, and men want to put their willies in girl's bums.

Hypocrites.


Id love to put my willy in your choclate starfish  :-*