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Title: Swampi the Cocksmith
Post by: disturbia on July 07, 2009, 12:07:10 PM
whoever came up with that I would like to applaud you,... I fell off my chair laughing
Title: Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
Post by: lax on July 07, 2009, 12:07:54 PM
whoever came up with that I would like to applaud you,... I fell off my chair laughing

I can see maybe laughing a bit
but falling off a chair

were you drunk?
Title: Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
Post by: wavelength on July 07, 2009, 12:07:56 PM
where have you been man?
Title: Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
Post by: Schmoe Buster on July 07, 2009, 12:13:11 PM
i gave him the name ''swampi the cocksmith'', he is one of the biggest morons in the world, he is never off gear yet still claims he only uses amino's and glutamine ::) ::) ::) banned for life by the IFBB/ABBF for failing drug tests 3 times yet when this is mentioned he buries his empty head up is well stretched out asshole ::) ::) complete moron!
Title: Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
Post by: disturbia on July 07, 2009, 12:15:21 PM
I can see maybe laughing a bit
but falling off a chair

were you drunk?

no I broke my computer chair last night leaning back--I fall off probably 10 times a day
Title: Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
Post by: disturbia on July 07, 2009, 12:33:44 PM
where have you been man?

I tried employment, its not my forte,...but this is

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Title: Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
Post by: mwbbuilder on July 07, 2009, 12:35:25 PM
i gave him the name ''swampi the cocksmith'', he is one of the biggest morons in the world, he is never off gear yet still claims he only uses amino's and glutamine ::) ::) ::) banned for life by the IFBB/ABBF for failing drug tests 3 times yet when this is mentioned he buries his empty head up is well stretched out asshole ::) ::) complete moron!

cmon. this may be somewhat of a stretch but can't you be the least bit responsible?

He didn't fail any drug test by the IFBB. He competed or guest posed in another federation.
Title: Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
Post by: emn1964 on July 07, 2009, 12:37:02 PM
cmon. this may be somewhat of a stretch but can't you be the least bit responsible?

He didn't fail any drug test by the IFBB. He competed or guest posed in another federation.

look again sparky
Title: Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
Post by: noworries on July 07, 2009, 02:01:47 PM
no I broke my computer chair last night leaning back--I fall off probably 10 times a day

So you fall off your chair 10 times a day and yet you keep getting back on and finally it broke.  Honestly, who is the real moron? ???
Title: Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
Post by: Schmoe Buster on July 07, 2009, 02:11:46 PM
cmon. this may be somewhat of a stretch but can't you be the least bit responsible?

He didn't fail any drug test by the IFBB. He competed or guest posed in another federation.

he failed the drug test at the Asian Championships 3 times and was banned for life, if you ask him he will lie or skirt the issue ::) ::) anyone who believes his lies is a moron like him ::)
Title: Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
Post by: Mars on July 07, 2009, 02:25:34 PM
loll what was his real name again? i cant say.
Title: Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
Post by: gordiano on July 07, 2009, 02:55:28 PM
Swampi the Cocksmith!


HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Title: Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
Post by: Matt C on July 07, 2009, 03:38:14 PM
Swampi the Cocksmith

 :-X

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Title: Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
Post by: noworries on July 07, 2009, 03:39:39 PM
he failed the drug test at the Asian Championships 3 times and was banned for life, if you ask him he will lie or skirt the issue ::) ::) anyone who believes his lies is a moron like him ::)
Big deal.  If the IFBB actually held up their rules and drug tested, Ronnie Coleman would have tested positive along with 100% of the other guys on stage.  And if you don't believe that then you are too are a moron. 
Title: Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on July 07, 2009, 03:50:25 PM
I tried employment, its not my forte,...but this is

hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  quote of the year right there ;D
Title: Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
Post by: disturbia on July 07, 2009, 03:52:34 PM
So you fall off your chair 10 times a day and yet you keep getting back on and finally it broke.  Honestly, who is the real moron? ???

apparently you are for believing I fall off my chair 10 times a day is a true statement---In the words of the great Pandaemonium, "I was being facetious"
Title: Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
Post by: noworries on July 07, 2009, 04:02:18 PM
apparently you are for believing I fall off my chair 10 times a day is a true statement---In the words of the great Pandaemonium, "I was being facetious"

so was i ;D
Title: Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
Post by: turnerg31 on July 07, 2009, 11:49:16 PM
Man, I sit around and listen to all you guys bash Sami and laugh and joke about "Sami the Cocksmith" and it only brings on thing to my mind, "Who is the real Cocksmith?"  It looks to me like you guys are riding Sami' s Cock like it's going out of style. Give it a rest.

Pat
Title: Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
Post by: webcake on July 07, 2009, 11:50:26 PM
Yes, swampi the cocksmith always makes me chuckle.....
Title: Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
Post by: TechnoViking on July 07, 2009, 11:58:30 PM
So you fall off your chair 10 times a day and yet you keep getting back on and finally it broke.  Honestly, who is the real moron? ???

Are you suggesting the definition of Insanity is "Doing the same thing over and over but expecting different results?
Title: Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
Post by: Schmoe Buster on July 08, 2009, 12:39:03 AM
Big deal.  If the IFBB actually held up their rules and drug tested, Ronnie Coleman would have tested positive along with 100% of the other guys on stage.  And if you don't believe that then you are too are a moron. 

not the point, IFBB Pro League does not test for drugs, IFBB Amateur does, of course everyone in the amateur league uses drugs, the thing is you use certain types/ester etc and know the detection times.
Swampi the cocksmith lacks the intellect to do this, because its random testing he only got caught 3 times which means life time ban from IFBB, if he had been tested at every Asian championship he competed in he would have tested positive every time. whatever we think of the IFBB amateur leagues drug rules it is there and if you are an amateur like swampi you will have to a, abide by it or b, know your way round it. swampi did neither.
Title: Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
Post by: Schmoe Buster on July 08, 2009, 12:42:04 AM
Man, I sit around and listen to all you guys bash Sami and laugh and joke about "Sami the Cocksmith" and it only brings on thing to my mind, "Who is the real Cocksmith?"  It looks to me like you guys are riding Sami' s Cock like it's going out of style. Give it a rest.

Pat

Pat with all due respect this is a gossip and opinions board, if swampi the cocksmith wants only what he wants to hear he can go to the positive board.
Title: Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
Post by: LatsMcGee on July 08, 2009, 12:49:14 AM
Man, I sit around and listen to all you guys bash Sami and laugh and joke about "Sami the Cocksmith" and it only brings on thing to my mind, "Who is the real Cocksmith?"  It looks to me like you guys are riding Sami' s Cock like it's going out of style. Give it a rest.

Pat

Sounds like you want to Slappy a Blackstick.
Title: Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
Post by: wavelength on July 08, 2009, 01:09:07 AM
I tried employment, its not my forte,...but this is

;D

hope you're alright
Title: Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
Post by: Mars on July 08, 2009, 01:52:23 AM
whats his real name?
Title: Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
Post by: Schmoe Buster on July 08, 2009, 02:39:11 AM
whats his real name?

Sami Al Haddad
Title: Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
Post by: turnerg31 on July 08, 2009, 04:49:23 AM
Pat with all due respect this is a gossip and opinions board, if swampi the cocksmith wants only what he wants to hear he can go to the positive board.

So true. You're right on that one. I'm just wondering what all the fascination is with Sami. Can anybody here argue that he has a great physique and is a terrific bodybuilder?  Please don't say it's all about weather he's taken drugs or not because that's just ridiculous. If that was the case then we would all be here bashing the hell out of all the greats.  Can it be that you don't like his attitude or like him as a person? How many of you actually know Sami? Hmmmm? How many pro bodybuilders do most of us really know personally and for that matter, what kinds of attitudes and personalities do they have? 

Anyway, like you said, this is Gossip and Opinions. Everyone's entitled to have theirs.  Some of the comments about Sami just don't make much sense when even Stevie Wonder can see he is an exceptional bodybuilder. The End! No more to be said!  IMHO!

It's all good though. Thanks Schmoe.
Title: Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on July 08, 2009, 05:56:44 AM
Well its one thing a normal gym guy on getbig.com denying he takes gear
But a pro/semi pro??? who has been caught and banned for using steroids 3times still denying gear use is crazy
Title: Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
Post by: turnerg31 on July 08, 2009, 06:24:53 AM
Well its one thing a normal gym guy on getbig.com denying he takes gear
But a pro/semi pro??? who has been caught and banned for using steroids 3times still denying gear use is crazy

Yeah, but come on, how many Pro's/Semi Pros/Pseudo Pros/Amateurs/etc., use and claim they don't use or really just don't address the subject. So what?  Is it that big a deal to just keep riding someone.  Like was said before, this is Gossip and Opinion so it is what it is. People are sitting around condemning Sami for a problem or issue that is much bigger than one individual alone and will probably plague our sport for eternity.  It hasn't been solved in the 100 years before we were born and probably won't be solved in the 100yrs after we die.

I personally wish Sami the best and I can't wait to see him get on stage with the big boys, win or loose. Hell, I'd even pull for Schmoe if he were on stage competing and we don't necessarily see eye to eye on everything.  ;D

Pat

Title: Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
Post by: emn1964 on July 08, 2009, 07:37:46 AM
Yeah, but come on, how many Pro's/Semi Pros/Pseudo Pros/Amateurs/etc., use and claim they don't use or really just don't address the subject. So what?  Is it that big a deal to just keep riding someone.  Like was said before, this is Gossip and Opinion so it is what it is. People are sitting around condemning Sami for a problem or issue that is much bigger than one individual alone and will probably plague our sport for eternity.  It hasn't been solved in the 100 years before we were born and probably won't be solved in the 100yrs after we die.

I personally wish Sami the best and I can't wait to see him get on stage with the big boys, win or loose. Hell, I'd even pull for Schmoe if he were on stage competing and we don't necessarily see eye to eye on everything.  ;D

Pat

You heard it here first Pat.  Swampi will never be an IFBB pro.  Ever.  End of story.  He will forever be stuck posing in his living room next to a lamp and a recliner that he bought at the Arabian Goodwill store.
Title: Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
Post by: turnerg31 on July 08, 2009, 07:53:39 AM
You heard it here first Pat.  Swampi will never be an IFBB pro.  Ever.  End of story.  He will forever be stuck posing in his living room next to a lamp and a recliner that he bought at the Arabian Goodwill store.

Man, that's rough. I hope it doesn't work out that way. Not just for Sami's sake, even though I wish the best for him as well, but for the sake of the Industry. I think an addition to the IFBB like Sami would be good for the whole industry. Anyway, I guess we'll all just have to wait and see. I can tell you this much, he has a lot of people pulling for him from over here.  Good luck Sami!

Pat
Title: Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
Post by: HTexan on July 08, 2009, 07:57:34 AM
somebody post the little green sports bike.
Title: Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on July 08, 2009, 08:02:22 AM
Yeah, but come on, how many Pro's/Semi Pros/Pseudo Pros/Amateurs/etc., use and claim they don't use or really just don't address the subject. So what?  Is it that big a deal to just keep riding someone.  Like was said before, this is Gossip and Opinion so it is what it is. People are sitting around condemning Sami for a problem or issue that is much bigger than one individual alone and will probably plague our sport for eternity.  It hasn't been solved in the 100 years before we were born and probably won't be solved in the 100yrs after we die.

I personally wish Sami the best and I can't wait to see him get on stage with the big boys, win or loose. Hell, I'd even pull for Schmoe if he were on stage competing and we don't necessarily see eye to eye on everything.  ;D

Pat


Pat I have nothing against Sami,I think he has a great physique
And You saying many other pro's claim natural status is fair enough
But how many of them fail 3 drug tests and still claim to be natural??
All the best to Sami,but for fuck sake,stop lying
Title: Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
Post by: turnerg31 on July 08, 2009, 08:25:56 AM
Pat I have nothing against Sami,I think he has a great physique
And You saying many other pro's claim natural status is fair enough
But how many of them fail 3 drug tests and still claim to be natural??
All the best to Sami,but for fuck sake,stop lying

Ok, point taken. I can't say what is or what isn't, because actually I don't have a clue. Maybe it's just the fact that Sami is a player that's still in the game and he can't just go around spouting off on every website that he's done this and that.  How many Pro's out there actually get on these sites a brag about what drugs they did or did not do when they were coming up.  I don't think that would be in their best interest. Like I said, I don't know what Sami does or doesn't do. All I can say is best of luck. Again, point taken.

Pat
Title: Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
Post by: Schmoe Buster on July 08, 2009, 08:45:10 AM
So true. You're right on that one. I'm just wondering what all the fascination is with Sami. Can anybody here argue that he has a great physique and is a terrific bodybuilder?  Please don't say it's all about weather he's taken drugs or not because that's just ridiculous. If that was the case then we would all be here bashing the hell out of all the greats.  Can it be that you don't like his attitude or like him as a person? How many of you actually know Sami? Hmmmm? How many pro bodybuilders do most of us really know personally and for that matter, what kinds of attitudes and personalities do they have? 

Anyway, like you said, this is Gossip and Opinions. Everyone's entitled to have theirs.  Some of the comments about Sami just don't make much sense when even Stevie Wonder can see he is an exceptional bodybuilder. The End! No more to be said!  IMHO!

It's all good though. Thanks Schmoe.

Pat all swampi the cocksmith does is make pointless threads with tons of pictures of himself trying to promote himself and get attention, i dont think you were here when he would post endless pics of himself standing next to expensive cars,riding motorbikes, at a shooting range etc, he never discusses anything but himself,never answers questions about training,never gives advice or help, he thinks he is going to get sponsorship and schmoes by posting here and thinks we will all worship how great he is like all the Arab schmoes do! people here are too smart for that, getbig is not a nuthugging site.
Title: Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
Post by: turnerg31 on July 08, 2009, 09:15:21 AM
Pat all swampi the cocksmith does is make pointless threads with tons of pictures of himself trying to promote himself and get attention, i dont think you were here when he would post endless pics of himself standing next to expensive cars,riding motorbikes, at a shooting range etc, he never discusses anything but himself,never answers questions about training,never gives advice or help, he thinks he is going to get sponsorship and schmoes by posting here and thinks we will all worship how great he is like all the Arab schmoes do! people here are too smart for that, getbig is not a nuthugging site.

Okay, I see where you're coming from but check this out, in order for a bodybuilder to become successful in the industry there has got to be a certain degree of self promotion.  I guess we should first define what one considers as being a success.  Being able to make a living from the sport you love would be considered a successful career for most bodybuilders. Winning major competitions is probably success to others.  Most times one doesn't come without the other.  How many competitions has Stan McQuay won. I would consider him a success. He's in more print and makes more money then many of the top Pros that actually win big competitions.  You think he got there by not promoting himself? ( or having someone else do it for him )  It's much like modeling. Unless you get your stuff out there and let it be seen you probably aren't going to get the exposure you need and therefore the success. At the level that Sami is at his best means of promotion is self promotion. Yes, he's done well in the competitions he's competed in but as we all know many of these comps. have been in Europe and Asia and that in itself limits the exposure he is getting.  I'm not going to hate on him because he posed next to an expensive car or posted his pics on a bunch of bodybuilding websites. Hell, I would probably do the same thing if I was in his shoes. Getting exposure and being seen increases his chances of getting picked up by sponsors or at least building a following around the bodybuilding community.

As far as not answering questions and helping out others I've personally seen where he's posted in various locations to feel free to contact him for advice and information. Anyway, we could go on back and forth for days but what's the use.  I still wish him the best of luck with his career and really would like to see him competing with the big boys. I personally think he would give the a run for their money and make a lot of people on this side of the world really proud.

Pat Turner
Title: Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
Post by: G o a t b o y on July 08, 2009, 10:03:07 AM
Swampi the Cocksmith is the mayor of Dubai, India!
Title: Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
Post by: Deicide on July 08, 2009, 10:04:29 AM
Whatever his faults, Swampi the Cocksmith is a great name. God bless him.
Title: Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
Post by: emn1964 on July 08, 2009, 10:26:06 AM
Swampi the Cocksmith is the mayor of Dubai, India!

Swampi the Cocksmith is the gay4pay king of Dubai, India!
Title: Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
Post by: G o a t b o y on July 08, 2009, 12:36:57 PM
Ok, point taken. I can't say what is or what isn't, because actually I don't have a clue. Maybe it's just the fact that Sami is a player that's still in the game and he can't just go around spouting off on every website that he's done this and that. 


This is Getbig, not some bb.com site populated by teenagers.  Anyone who knows anything about the main internet bodybuilding boards knows GB isn't the place to come and spout bullshit, because we all know better, and we will mercilessly call people out on it.
Title: Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
Post by: Schmoe Buster on July 08, 2009, 12:58:47 PM

This is Getbig, not some bb.com site populated by teenagers.  Anyone who knows anything about the main internet bodybuilding boards knows GB isn't the place to come and spout bullshit, because we all know better, and we will mercilessly call people out on it.

Truth right there, how many pro's have been run off GB because they could not stand the reality and truth, swampi can take his shit over to bodybuilding.com and as for his career muscle gallery is where it peaks for him.
Title: Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
Post by: Deicide on July 08, 2009, 01:02:53 PM
Truth right there, how many pro's have been run off GB because they could not stand the reality and truth, swampi can take his shit over to bodybuilding.com and as for his career muscle gallery is where it peaks for him.

It's a great name.
Title: Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
Post by: turnerg31 on July 09, 2009, 04:19:46 AM
It's a great name.

I really don't know what to say about these two comments.  You guys are running off the Pro's because they're spewing bullshit huh?  Well that's good to know.  Unless the Pros get on here and let you know exactly what they're taking or at least that they are taking then you guys will run them off. I guess I can start calling you guys the Getbig Police Committee. I feel a lot safer knowing that you guys are here protecting us from those lying ass bodybuilders.  Maybe I'm just to old and don't see things the way you guys do. 

I'm a bodybuilder (recreational) and I love this sport. I would much rather spend my time trying to do something good for the sport and for fellow bodybuilders then spending the effort that you guys spend doing the exact opposite. What's the point? What do you get out of it? Satisfaction?

I tell you what, sitting here listening to you guys rant and rave about Sami just makes me pull for him even more. I really hope he makes it. No doubt that wouldn't change your opinion of him but it sure would make me feel better.  You guys really should give it a rest.  Put that same energy towards promoting the sport and uplifting fellow bodybuilders and you would get a lot more respect. 

Of course this is just IMHO.

Pat   
Title: Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
Post by: Deicide on July 09, 2009, 04:21:34 AM
I really don't know what to say about these two comments.  You guys are running off the Pro's because they're spewing bullshit huh?  Well that's good to know.  Unless the Pros get on here and let you know exactly what they're taking or at least that they are taking then you guys will run them off. I guess I can start calling you guys the Getbig Police Committee. I feel a lot safer knowing that you guys are here protecting us from those lying ass bodybuilders.  Maybe I'm just to old and don't see things the way you guys do. 

I'm a bodybuilder (recreational) and I love this sport. I would much rather spend my time trying to do something good for the sport and for fellow bodybuilders then spending the effort that you guys spend doing the exact opposite. What's the point? What do you get out of it? Satisfaction?

I tell you what, sitting here listening to you guys rant and rave about Sami just makes me pull for him even more. I really hope he makes it. No doubt that wouldn't change your opinion of him but it sure would make me feel better.  You guys really should give it a rest.  Put that same energy towards promoting the sport and uplifting fellow bodybuilders and you would get a lot more respect. 

Of course this is just IMHO.

Pat   

Are you ALL BLACK GENETICS or ALL BLACK GENETICS+SOME DRUGS?

THG approved
Title: Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
Post by: turnerg31 on July 09, 2009, 05:00:20 AM
Are you ALL BLACK GENETICS or ALL BLACK GENETICS+SOME DRUGS?

THG approved

The only drugs I'm taking are those that can be purchased legally. I'm on Decabolen right now and I've done, Superdrol/Phera Plex a few months ago.  I'm just starting my second week on Decabolen.  So far I'd have to say the Superdrol/Phera Plex was much better.  I've been lifting since I was 9.  I've been much thicker in the past than I am now. As the years have gone by I've change my focus from trying to get huge to having better shape and getting leaner.  I've been on a rotating carb diet for a while and I'm starting to see some abs. Don't think I'm loosing much muscle and things seem to working out pretty good.  I go on vacation in a couple of weeks so I'll be stepping it up a little. 

I guess I answered your question. Probably gave you a little to much.  Sorry!
Title: Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on July 09, 2009, 05:05:18 AM
The only drugs I'm taking are those that can be purchased legally. I'm on Decabolen right now and I've done, Superdrol/Phera Plex a few months ago.  I'm just starting my second week on Decabolen.  So far I'd have to say the Superdrol/Phera Plex was much better.  I've been lifting since I was 9.  I've been much thicker in the past than I am now. As the years have gone by I've change my focus from trying to get huge to having better shape and getting leaner.  I've been on a rotating carb diet for a while and I'm starting to see some abs. Don't think I'm loosing much muscle and things seem to working out pretty good.  I go on vacation in a couple of weeks so I'll be stepping it up a little. 

I guess I answered your question. Probably gave you a little to much.  Sorry!
I was planning on a decabolen/superdrol cycle but I thought it would be a bit much
Instead im doing test e,parabolan,gh,insulin and anadrol
Not really losing any muscle either here Pat
Title: Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
Post by: turnerg31 on July 09, 2009, 05:12:42 AM
I was planning on a decabolen/superdrol cycle but I thought it would be a bit much
Instead im doing test e,parabolan,gh,insulin and anadrol
Not really losing any muscle either here Pat

Hey, that's real cute. Good luck with that. For your info. I've gone from 220+ to around 215 by manipulating my carbs. In the past I've lost some muscle mass with that type of diet. Decabolen is not the holy grail of performance enhancing drugs I might add. Just giving my opinion to someone who asked.

But I'm sure there are a few people who thought your comment was pretty cute. 

Pat