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Swampi the Cocksmith
« on: July 07, 2009, 12:07:10 PM »
whoever came up with that I would like to applaud you,... I fell off my chair laughing

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Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2009, 12:07:54 PM »
whoever came up with that I would like to applaud you,... I fell off my chair laughing

I can see maybe laughing a bit
but falling off a chair

were you drunk?

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Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2009, 12:07:56 PM »
where have you been man?

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Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2009, 12:13:11 PM »
i gave him the name ''swampi the cocksmith'', he is one of the biggest morons in the world, he is never off gear yet still claims he only uses amino's and glutamine ::) ::) ::) banned for life by the IFBB/ABBF for failing drug tests 3 times yet when this is mentioned he buries his empty head up is well stretched out asshole ::) ::) complete moron!
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Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2009, 12:15:21 PM »
I can see maybe laughing a bit
but falling off a chair

were you drunk?

no I broke my computer chair last night leaning back--I fall off probably 10 times a day

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Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2009, 12:33:44 PM »
where have you been man?

I tried employment, its not my forte,...but this is


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Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2009, 12:35:25 PM »
i gave him the name ''swampi the cocksmith'', he is one of the biggest morons in the world, he is never off gear yet still claims he only uses amino's and glutamine ::) ::) ::) banned for life by the IFBB/ABBF for failing drug tests 3 times yet when this is mentioned he buries his empty head up is well stretched out asshole ::) ::) complete moron!

cmon. this may be somewhat of a stretch but can't you be the least bit responsible?

He didn't fail any drug test by the IFBB. He competed or guest posed in another federation.

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Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2009, 12:37:02 PM »
cmon. this may be somewhat of a stretch but can't you be the least bit responsible?

He didn't fail any drug test by the IFBB. He competed or guest posed in another federation.

look again sparky

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Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2009, 02:01:47 PM »
no I broke my computer chair last night leaning back--I fall off probably 10 times a day

So you fall off your chair 10 times a day and yet you keep getting back on and finally it broke.  Honestly, who is the real moron? ???
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Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2009, 02:11:46 PM »
cmon. this may be somewhat of a stretch but can't you be the least bit responsible?

He didn't fail any drug test by the IFBB. He competed or guest posed in another federation.

he failed the drug test at the Asian Championships 3 times and was banned for life, if you ask him he will lie or skirt the issue ::) ::) anyone who believes his lies is a moron like him ::)
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Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2009, 02:25:34 PM »
loll what was his real name again? i cant say.

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Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2009, 02:55:28 PM »
Swampi the Cocksmith!


HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
HAHA, RON.....

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Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
« Reply #12 on: July 07, 2009, 03:38:14 PM »
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Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
« Reply #13 on: July 07, 2009, 03:39:39 PM »
he failed the drug test at the Asian Championships 3 times and was banned for life, if you ask him he will lie or skirt the issue ::) ::) anyone who believes his lies is a moron like him ::)
Big deal.  If the IFBB actually held up their rules and drug tested, Ronnie Coleman would have tested positive along with 100% of the other guys on stage.  And if you don't believe that then you are too are a moron. 
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Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
« Reply #14 on: July 07, 2009, 03:50:25 PM »
I tried employment, its not my forte,...but this is

hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  quote of the year right there ;D

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Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
« Reply #15 on: July 07, 2009, 03:52:34 PM »
So you fall off your chair 10 times a day and yet you keep getting back on and finally it broke.  Honestly, who is the real moron? ???

apparently you are for believing I fall off my chair 10 times a day is a true statement---In the words of the great Pandaemonium, "I was being facetious"

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Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
« Reply #16 on: July 07, 2009, 04:02:18 PM »
apparently you are for believing I fall off my chair 10 times a day is a true statement---In the words of the great Pandaemonium, "I was being facetious"

so was i ;D
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Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
« Reply #17 on: July 07, 2009, 11:49:16 PM »
Man, I sit around and listen to all you guys bash Sami and laugh and joke about "Sami the Cocksmith" and it only brings on thing to my mind, "Who is the real Cocksmith?"  It looks to me like you guys are riding Sami' s Cock like it's going out of style. Give it a rest.

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Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
« Reply #18 on: July 07, 2009, 11:50:26 PM »
Yes, swampi the cocksmith always makes me chuckle.....
No doubt about it...

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Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
« Reply #19 on: July 07, 2009, 11:58:30 PM »
So you fall off your chair 10 times a day and yet you keep getting back on and finally it broke.  Honestly, who is the real moron? ???

Are you suggesting the definition of Insanity is "Doing the same thing over and over but expecting different results?

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Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
« Reply #20 on: July 08, 2009, 12:39:03 AM »
Big deal.  If the IFBB actually held up their rules and drug tested, Ronnie Coleman would have tested positive along with 100% of the other guys on stage.  And if you don't believe that then you are too are a moron. 

not the point, IFBB Pro League does not test for drugs, IFBB Amateur does, of course everyone in the amateur league uses drugs, the thing is you use certain types/ester etc and know the detection times.
Swampi the cocksmith lacks the intellect to do this, because its random testing he only got caught 3 times which means life time ban from IFBB, if he had been tested at every Asian championship he competed in he would have tested positive every time. whatever we think of the IFBB amateur leagues drug rules it is there and if you are an amateur like swampi you will have to a, abide by it or b, know your way round it. swampi did neither.
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Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
« Reply #21 on: July 08, 2009, 12:42:04 AM »
Man, I sit around and listen to all you guys bash Sami and laugh and joke about "Sami the Cocksmith" and it only brings on thing to my mind, "Who is the real Cocksmith?"  It looks to me like you guys are riding Sami' s Cock like it's going out of style. Give it a rest.

Pat

Pat with all due respect this is a gossip and opinions board, if swampi the cocksmith wants only what he wants to hear he can go to the positive board.
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Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
« Reply #22 on: July 08, 2009, 12:49:14 AM »
Man, I sit around and listen to all you guys bash Sami and laugh and joke about "Sami the Cocksmith" and it only brings on thing to my mind, "Who is the real Cocksmith?"  It looks to me like you guys are riding Sami' s Cock like it's going out of style. Give it a rest.

Pat

Sounds like you want to Slappy a Blackstick.

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Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
« Reply #23 on: July 08, 2009, 01:09:07 AM »
I tried employment, its not my forte,...but this is

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Re: Swampi the Cocksmith
« Reply #24 on: July 08, 2009, 01:52:23 AM »
whats his real name?