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Title: Ok, How bout Kimbo against Lesnar in............
Post by: SS on July 14, 2009, 12:10:00 PM
a stand up bare knuckle backyard fight?


I'd have to take Kimbo...........How bout you guys?
Title: Re: Ok, How bout Kimbo against Lesnar in............
Post by: MichaelScottDM on July 14, 2009, 12:17:13 PM
Kimbo wouldn't stand a chance. Brock would have Kimbo on the ground before he even knew it. Then from side control or half guard he would proceed to drop fists on his face. I'd give it about 20 seconds before Kimbo went to sleep
Title: Re: Ok, How bout Kimbo against Lesnar in............
Post by: noworries on July 14, 2009, 12:19:06 PM
Even standup Lesnar would kill Kimbo. 
Title: Re: Ok, How bout Kimbo against Lesnar in............
Post by: SS on July 14, 2009, 12:19:40 PM
Kimbo wouldn't stand a chance. Brock would have Kimbo on the ground before he even knew it. Then from side control or half guard he would proceed to drop fists on his face. I'd give it about 20 seconds before Kimbo went to sleep
K guess you can't read............In...... .. a........... stand.......... up............ bare............ knuckle........... fight ::)


Title: Re: Ok, How bout Kimbo against Lesnar in............
Post by: spinnis on July 14, 2009, 12:20:35 PM
a stand up bare knuckle backyard fight?


I'd have to take Kimbo...........How bout you guys?

lesnar hits ALOT harder then kimbo. But kimbo is a decent boxer. But Brock reach is Huge. so if he keeps moving he would probably win :)

were you looking for a serious answer?  ;D
Title: Re: Ok, How bout Kimbo against Lesnar in............
Post by: SS on July 14, 2009, 12:22:12 PM
lesnar hits ALOT harder then kimbo. But kimbo is a decent boxer. But Brock reach is Huge. so if he keeps moving he would probably win :)

were you looking for a serious answer?  ;D
Of course not ;D

Hey member when we would start all the, who would fight kimbo threads?

We had a lot of bad asses on here back then.
Title: Re: Ok, How bout Kimbo against Lesnar in............
Post by: Ex Coelis on July 14, 2009, 12:22:49 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=287303.0;attach=327367;image)
Title: Re: Ok, How bout Kimbo against Lesnar in............
Post by: MichaelScottDM on July 14, 2009, 12:23:15 PM
Alright then. Brock via reach and Kimbo's weak ass chin.
Title: Re: Ok, How bout Kimbo against Lesnar in............
Post by: spinnis on July 14, 2009, 12:23:56 PM
Of course not ;D

Hey member when we would start all the, who would fight kimbo threads?

We had a lot of bad asses on here back then.

remember when squadfather said he would kill Mayweather in a street fight?  ;D
Title: Re: Ok, How bout Kimbo against Lesnar in............
Post by: Fury on July 14, 2009, 12:25:24 PM
K guess you can't read............In...... .. a........... stand.......... up............ bare............ knuckle........... fight ::)




Of course Kimbo wins. He's practically the greatest fighter ever. Cement bricks for hands that travel at 150 mph. Brock wouldn't stand a chance. There's a reason Kimbo starred in all those videos and not that sissy Brock.
Title: Re: Ok, How bout Kimbo against Lesnar in............
Post by: The Master on July 14, 2009, 12:26:46 PM
Lesner via a 1inch Petruzelli punch.


remember when squadfather said he would kill Mayweather in a street fight?  ;D

Haha! That delusional idiot would get KO'd before being able to hit on him.
Title: Re: Ok, How bout Kimbo against Lesnar in............
Post by: SS on July 14, 2009, 12:27:37 PM
Seriously I think Kimbo would destroy him in a stand up.


Hell, pussy ass Lesnar wouldn't even stand with that sissy arm bar expert Mir ::)
Title: Re: Ok, How bout Kimbo against Lesnar in............
Post by: Fury on July 14, 2009, 12:28:33 PM
Seriously I think Kimbo would destroy him in a stand up.


Hell, pussy ass Lesnar wouldn't even stand with that sissy arm bar expert Mir ::)

Did you see how that pussy had to cheat to beat a can like Mir? Unbelievable. He's pretty much a glorified chimp.

- Team Kimbo
Title: Re: Ok, How bout Kimbo against Lesnar in............
Post by: spinnis on July 14, 2009, 12:28:45 PM
Seriously I think Kimbo would destroy him in a stand up.


Hell, pussy ass Lesnar wouldn't even stand with that sissy arm bar expert Mir ::)

stop acting stupid you aryan bastard
Title: Re: Ok, How bout Kimbo against Lesnar in............
Post by: Antony77 on July 14, 2009, 12:29:22 PM
Hell no Kimbo wouldn't stand a chance...... he was beaten in 14 seconds by this guy, no joke.....

(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2008/10/seth_petruzelli6.jpg)
Title: Re: Ok, How bout Kimbo against Lesnar in............
Post by: The Master on July 14, 2009, 12:30:52 PM
Hell no Kimbo wouldn't stand a chance...... he was beaten in 14 seconds by this guy, no joke.....

(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2008/10/seth_petruzelli6.jpg)

Talk about getting owned ;D
Title: Re: Ok, How bout Kimbo against Lesnar in............
Post by: SS on July 14, 2009, 12:31:19 PM
Did you see how that pussy had to cheat to beat a can like Mir? Unbelievable. He's pretty much a glorified chimp.

- Team Kimbo
;D

Hell no Kimbo wouldn't stand a chance...... he was beaten in 14 seconds by this guy, no joke.....

(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2008/10/seth_petruzelli6.jpg)
But was that a stand up bare knuckle backyard fight?......No it wasn't.

Kimbo 4 life!
Title: Re: Ok, How bout Kimbo against Lesnar in............
Post by: Fury on July 14, 2009, 12:32:19 PM
;D
But was that a stand up bare knuckle backyard fight?......No it wasn't.

Kimbo 4 life!

Dollars to donuts Kimbo would leave Brock with no less than a broken jaw and a detached retina, he's just that deadly. Brock's a pussy that beats up on fighters that are years past their prime.
Title: Re: Ok, How bout Kimbo against Lesnar in............
Post by: big L dawg on July 14, 2009, 12:34:28 PM
Seriously I think Kimbo would destroy him in a stand up.


Hell, pussy ass Lesnar wouldn't even stand with that sissy arm bar expert Mir ::)

I agree! Kimbo wins in a stand up bare knuckle fight :D
Title: Re: Ok, How bout Kimbo against Lesnar in............
Post by: Antony77 on July 14, 2009, 12:37:07 PM
;D
But was that a stand up bare knuckle backyard fight?......No it wasn't.

Kimbo 4 life!

Dude..... he was beaten in 14 seconds by Seth Petruzelli the self proclaimed "goofy homo"."

(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2008/10/seth_petruzelli3_01.jpg)
Title: Re: Ok, How bout Kimbo against Lesnar in............
Post by: SS on July 14, 2009, 12:37:52 PM
Dollars to donuts Kimbo would leave Brock with no less than a broken jaw and a detached retina, he's just that deadly. Brock's a pussy that beats up on fighters that are years past their prime.
Brock obviously used his god given size on Mir......He is no way the better fighter....... he's just better at smothering and throwing sissy hammer fists on a guy who can't breath cause some fat ass is on top of him ;D
Title: Re: Ok, How bout Kimbo against Lesnar in............
Post by: SS on July 14, 2009, 12:39:29 PM
Dude..... he was beaten in 14 seconds by Seth Petruzelli the self proclaimed "goofy homo"."

(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2008/10/seth_petruzelli3_01.jpg)
Yeah cause that homo threw a sissy homo kick.

There's not a chance in hell that homo could KO Kimbo in a old school bare knuckle backyard fight.
Title: Re: Ok, How bout Kimbo against Lesnar in............
Post by: Fury on July 14, 2009, 12:40:41 PM
Brock obviously used his god given size on Mir......He is no way the better fighter....... he's just better at smothering and throwing sissy hammer fists on a guy who can't breath cause some fat ass is on top of him ;D

You'll have to give him a break. Given that he's autistic, the directions his handlers give him are along the lines of "Brock smash" in an effort not to confuse him.
Title: Re: Ok, How bout Kimbo against Lesnar in............
Post by: jpm101 on July 14, 2009, 12:41:32 PM
Lesnar would be arrested for a hate crime.  White man beating, half to death, a black man. Saw how Kimbo reacted with a very average MMA fighter. Hit his chin with a feather and down the bro drops. Give Lesnar 20 to 30 seconds to take care of business. In Kimbo's drive way, backyard, rib joint or local barber shop. ...anywhere.

Squadfather/QO's is putting the edge on his fighting skills in lockup now. 3 years and he's back in action.
Title: Re: Ok, How bout Kimbo against Lesnar in............
Post by: The Master on July 14, 2009, 12:42:23 PM
Dollars to donuts Kimbo would leave Brock with no less than a broken jaw and a detached retina, he's just that deadly. Brock's a pussy that beats up on fighters that are years past their prime.

(http://etc.usf.edu/clipart/19400/19482/fish_hook_19482_lg.gif)


Lesnar would be arrested for a hate crime.  White man beating, half to death, a black man. Saw how Kimbo reacted with a very average MMA fighter. Hit his chin with a feather and down the bro drops. Give Lesnar 20 to 30 seconds to take care of business. In Kimbo's drive way, backyard, rib joint or local barber shop. ...anywhere.

Squadfather/QO's is putting the edge on his fighting skills in lockup now. 3 years and he's back in action.


Seeing that porch monkey getting smashed in the ring would be awsome ;D
Title: Re: Ok, How bout Kimbo against Lesnar in............
Post by: Antony77 on July 14, 2009, 12:42:53 PM
Kimbo suffered the worst pwning in the history of the world..... beaten in 14 seconds by a guy who actually refers to himself as a "goofy homo." and likes to take homoerotic pics of himself and his friends. I tell you there is no comeback after that, Kimbo needs to kill himself as soon as possible.  :P

Title: Re: Ok, How bout Kimbo against Lesnar in............
Post by: Antony77 on July 14, 2009, 12:47:10 PM
Yeah cause that homo threw a sissy homo kick.

There's not a chance in hell that homo could KO Kimbo in a old school bare knuckle backyard fight.

Dude.... he..... lost.... to..... this.... guy!

http://deadspin.com/5059233/meet-the...o-felled-kimbo
Title: Re: Ok, How bout Kimbo against Lesnar in............
Post by: SS on July 14, 2009, 12:48:32 PM
Kimbo suffered the worst pwning in the history of the world..... beaten in 14 seconds by a guy who actually refers to himself as a "goofy homo." and likes to take homoerotic pics of himself and his friends. I tell you there is no comeback after that, Kimbo needs to kill himself as soon as possible.  :P


I thought it only took 14 sec why is that vid over 7 mins?

Something doesn't seem right......... I'm not watching it.




Title: Re: Ok, How bout Kimbo against Lesnar in............
Post by: spinnis on July 14, 2009, 12:49:18 PM
I thought it only took 14 sec why is that vid over 7 mins?

Something doesn't seem right......... I'm not watching it.






Look at that Tiny little punch that ROCKED kimbos world hahahaha.

A little homo punch actually  ;D
Title: Re: Ok, How bout Kimbo against Lesnar in............
Post by: SS on July 14, 2009, 12:50:52 PM
Look at that Tiny little punch that ROCKED kimbos world hahahaha.

A little homo punch actually  ;D
;D
Title: Re: Ok, How bout Kimbo against Lesnar in............
Post by: Antony77 on July 14, 2009, 12:52:25 PM
I thought it only took 14 sec why is that vid over 7 mins?

Something doesn't seem right......... I'm not watching it.






The fight lasted 14 seconds exactly, we then get 6 or so minutes of the dirty homo jumping around the ring celebrating the most shameful beat down in history!  :-\

(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2008/10/seth_petruzelli5.jpg)
Title: Re: Ok, How bout Kimbo against Lesnar in............
Post by: spinnis on July 14, 2009, 12:52:29 PM
;D

Kimbo is a scary looking dude though, I give him that.


Kimbo and tank abbot in a bar brawl would be Awesome  ;D

yes kimbo kicked tanks ass in the fight, but that was an ooold tank hehe
Title: Re: Ok, How bout Kimbo against Lesnar in............
Post by: spinnis on July 14, 2009, 12:53:27 PM
The fight lasted 14 seconds exactly, we then get 6 or so minutes of the dirty homo jumping around the ring celebrating the most shameful beat down in history!  :-\




One fag commentator also.


"THE MOST IMPRESSIVE WIN IN MMA HISTORY!!!!!"

sounded like a damn muscle tech commercial
Title: Re: Ok, How bout Kimbo against Lesnar in............
Post by: Fury on July 14, 2009, 12:54:50 PM
Kimbo is a scary looking dude though, I give him that.


Kimbo and tank abbot in a bar brawl would be Awesome  ;D

yes kimbo kicked tanks ass in the fight, but that was an ooold tank hehe

No older than all those clowns that are years past their prime that clown Brock beat up on. I don't see the point you're trying to make. Brock would be on the ground calling off the hounds after 30 seconds.
Title: Re: Ok, How bout Kimbo against Lesnar in............
Post by: spinnis on July 14, 2009, 12:55:55 PM
No older than all those clowns that are years past their prime that clown Brock beat up on. I don't see the point you're trying to make. Brock would be on the ground calling off the hounds after 30 seconds.

you're trying too hard...  :)
Title: Re: Ok, How bout Kimbo against Lesnar in............
Post by: body88 on July 14, 2009, 01:05:16 PM
a stand up bare knuckle backyard fight?


I'd have to take Kimbo...........How bout you guys?

Sounds like your handicapping Lesner because you know he would fuck Kimbo up in a straight up bare knuckle mma style fight.
Title: Re: Ok, How bout Kimbo against Lesnar in............
Post by: The Master on July 14, 2009, 01:06:31 PM
Sounds like your handicapping Lesner because you know he would fuck Kimbo up in a straight up bare knuckle mma style fight.

And Lesner would not steal Kimbos or stomping on his head after KOing him.

 ;D
Title: Re: Ok, How bout Kimbo against Lesnar in............
Post by: divcom on July 14, 2009, 01:29:34 PM
kimbo.  it's like a linebacker in a street fight with an offensive lineman.  anyway...some mma skills can be convert to a street.  what this look like to you?

Title: Re: Ok, How bout Kimbo against Lesnar in............
Post by: spinnis on July 14, 2009, 01:39:01 PM
kimbo.  it's like a linebacker in a street fight with an offensive lineman.  anyway...some mma skills can be convert to a street.  what this look like to you?



Keep in mind that the blackie is a good fighter.

If is was your average street thugh, it would have been over within 30sec
Title: Re: Ok, How bout Kimbo against Lesnar in............
Post by: Antony77 on July 14, 2009, 01:50:22 PM
Even though Lesnar is an overrated chump, he could easily handle anyone who gets knocked out in 14 seconds by someone named Seth with pink hair. 

Not only that but Seth's dream is to open a chain of gay themed Smoothie Kings.   :-\

http://deadspin.com/5059233/meet-the...o-felled-kimbo

(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2008/10/seth_petruzelli4.jpg)
Title: Re: Ok, How bout Kimbo against Lesnar in............
Post by: divcom on July 14, 2009, 02:03:26 PM
Keep in mind that the blackie is a good fighter.

If is was your average street thugh, it would have been over within 30sec

you realize dip that those brasilians carry +10% afro bloodline. 

(http://iamthelostgirl.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/eva-rehab.jpg)

Viva Brasil from Cuba Con Amor!

 

Title: Re: Ok, How bout Kimbo against Lesnar in............
Post by: JOCKTHEGLIDE on July 14, 2009, 05:16:13 PM
Brock obviously used his god given size on Mir......He is no way the better fighter....... he's just better at smothering and throwing sissy hammer fists on a guy who can't breath cause some fat ass is on top of him ;D
thats true,,but a win is a win right the thing was people forget so easy that mir defeated brock with dignity at the last fight he didnt want to break brocks leg last time and brock tapped out,,,you can see in this fight though that brock learned his lesson by grapping mirs leg to make sure he does not put him a hold like last time hope mir learned this time for the next time his legs sometimes dont get him out of a punch,,
Title: Re: Ok, How bout Kimbo against Lesnar in............
Post by: shrek on July 14, 2009, 08:47:15 PM
kimbo.  it's like a linebacker in a street fight with an offensive lineman.  anyway...some mma skills can be convert to a street.  what this look like to you?


dude was that wndy in the background a min 1/2 in
Title: Re: Ok, How bout Kimbo against Lesnar in............
Post by: Captain Equipoise on July 15, 2009, 12:48:08 AM
You guys are nuts, Brock would KILL Kimbo slice... like the guys above said...a nobody homo named seth petruzelli knocked kimbo the fuck out with a GLANCING JAB,   Brock would straight up break kimbo in half and hammer the shit out of him, it's pretty obvious kimbo has a glass jaw, Brock's been chin checked and passed with flying colors.
Couture nailed him with a good couple of hard close hooks...all it did was just piss Brock off and turn his anger up to 11.
Title: Re: Ok, How bout Kimbo against Lesnar in............
Post by: americanbulldog on July 15, 2009, 02:54:06 AM
Brock, bare fisted would put Kimbo to sleep.  Hell, Big Country would put Kimbo to sleep. 
Title: Re: Ok, How bout Kimbo against Lesnar in............
Post by: MindSpin on July 15, 2009, 06:21:31 AM
...all it did was just piss Brock off and turn his anger up to 11.


lol.