Author Topic: Ok, How bout Kimbo against Lesnar in............ (Read 4374 times)

SS · « **on:** July 14, 2009, 12:10:00 PM »

a stand up bare knuckle backyard fight?

I'd have to take Kimbo...........How bout you guys?

MichaelScottDM · « **Reply #1 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:17:13 PM »

Kimbo wouldn't stand a chance. Brock would have Kimbo on the ground before he even knew it. Then from side control or half guard he would proceed to drop fists on his face. I'd give it about 20 seconds before Kimbo went to sleep

noworries · « **Reply #2 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:19:06 PM »

Even standup Lesnar would kill Kimbo.

SS · « **Reply #3 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:19:40 PM »

Quote from: MichaelScottDM on July 14, 2009, 12:17:13 PM

Kimbo wouldn't stand a chance. Brock would have Kimbo on the ground before he even knew it. Then from side control or half guard he would proceed to drop fists on his face. I'd give it about 20 seconds before Kimbo went to sleep

K guess you can't read............In...... .. a........... stand.......... up............ bare............ knuckle........... fight

spinnis · « **Reply #4 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:20:35 PM »

Quote from: SS on July 14, 2009, 12:10:00 PM

a stand up bare knuckle backyard fight?

I'd have to take Kimbo...........How bout you guys?

lesnar hits ALOT harder then kimbo. But kimbo is a decent boxer. But Brock reach is Huge. so if he keeps moving he would probably win

were you looking for a serious answer?

SS · « **Reply #5 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:22:12 PM »

Quote from: Swede! on July 14, 2009, 12:20:35 PM

lesnar hits ALOT harder then kimbo. But kimbo is a decent boxer. But Brock reach is Huge. so if he keeps moving he would probably win

were you looking for a serious answer?

Of course not

Hey member when we would start all the, who would fight kimbo threads?

We had a lot of bad asses on here back then.

Ex Coelis · « **Reply #6 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:22:49 PM »

MichaelScottDM · « **Reply #7 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:23:15 PM »

Alright then. Brock via reach and Kimbo's weak ass chin.

spinnis · « **Reply #8 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:23:56 PM »

Quote from: SS on July 14, 2009, 12:22:12 PM

Of course not

Hey member when we would start all the, who would fight kimbo threads?

We had a lot of bad asses on here back then.

remember when squadfather said he would kill Mayweather in a street fight?

Fury · « **Reply #9 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:25:24 PM »

Quote from: SS on July 14, 2009, 12:19:40 PM

K guess you can't read............In...... .. a........... stand.......... up............ bare............ knuckle........... fight

Of course Kimbo wins. He's practically the greatest fighter ever. Cement bricks for hands that travel at 150 mph. Brock wouldn't stand a chance. There's a reason Kimbo starred in all those videos and not that sissy Brock.

The Master · « **Reply #10 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:26:46 PM »

Lesner via a 1inch Petruzelli punch.

Quote from: Swede! on July 14, 2009, 12:23:56 PM

remember when squadfather said he would kill Mayweather in a street fight?

Haha! That delusional idiot would get KO'd before being able to hit on him.

SS · « **Reply #11 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:27:37 PM »

Seriously I think Kimbo would destroy him in a stand up.

Hell, pussy ass Lesnar wouldn't even stand with that sissy arm bar expert Mir

Fury · « **Reply #12 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:28:33 PM »

Quote from: SS on July 14, 2009, 12:27:37 PM

Seriously I think Kimbo would destroy him in a stand up.

Hell, pussy ass Lesnar wouldn't even stand with that sissy arm bar expert Mir

Did you see how that pussy had to cheat to beat a can like Mir? Unbelievable. He's pretty much a glorified chimp.

- Team Kimbo

spinnis · « **Reply #13 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:28:45 PM »

Quote from: SS on July 14, 2009, 12:27:37 PM

Seriously I think Kimbo would destroy him in a stand up.

Hell, pussy ass Lesnar wouldn't even stand with that sissy arm bar expert Mir

stop acting stupid you aryan bastard

Antony77 · « **Reply #14 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:29:22 PM »

Hell no Kimbo wouldn't stand a chance...... he was beaten in 14 seconds by this guy, no joke.....

The Master · « **Reply #15 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:30:52 PM »

Quote from: Antony77 on July 14, 2009, 12:29:22 PM

Hell no Kimbo wouldn't stand a chance...... he was beaten in 14 seconds by this guy, no joke.....

Talk about getting owned

SS · « **Reply #16 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:31:19 PM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on July 14, 2009, 12:28:33 PM

Did you see how that pussy had to cheat to beat a can like Mir? Unbelievable. He's pretty much a glorified chimp.

- Team Kimbo

Quote from: Antony77 on July 14, 2009, 12:29:22 PM

Hell no Kimbo wouldn't stand a chance...... he was beaten in 14 seconds by this guy, no joke.....

But was that a stand up bare knuckle backyard fight?......No it wasn't.

Kimbo 4 life!

Fury · « **Reply #17 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:32:19 PM »

Quote from: SS on July 14, 2009, 12:31:19 PM

But was that a stand up bare knuckle backyard fight?......No it wasn't.

Kimbo 4 life!

Dollars to donuts Kimbo would leave Brock with no less than a broken jaw and a detached retina, he's just that deadly. Brock's a pussy that beats up on fighters that are years past their prime.

big L dawg · « **Reply #18 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:34:28 PM »

Quote from: SS on July 14, 2009, 12:27:37 PM

Seriously I think Kimbo would destroy him in a stand up.

Hell, pussy ass Lesnar wouldn't even stand with that sissy arm bar expert Mir

I agree! Kimbo wins in a stand up bare knuckle fight

Antony77 · « **Reply #19 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:37:07 PM »

Quote from: SS on July 14, 2009, 12:31:19 PM

But was that a stand up bare knuckle backyard fight?......No it wasn't.

Kimbo 4 life!

Dude..... he was beaten in 14 seconds by Seth Petruzelli the self proclaimed "goofy homo"."

SS · « **Reply #20 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:37:52 PM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on July 14, 2009, 12:32:19 PM

Dollars to donuts Kimbo would leave Brock with no less than a broken jaw and a detached retina, he's just that deadly. Brock's a pussy that beats up on fighters that are years past their prime.

Brock obviously used his god given size on Mir......He is no way the better fighter....... he's just better at smothering and throwing sissy hammer fists on a guy who can't breath cause some fat ass is on top of him

SS · « **Reply #21 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:39:29 PM »

Quote from: Antony77 on July 14, 2009, 12:37:07 PM

Dude..... he was beaten in 14 seconds by Seth Petruzelli the self proclaimed "goofy homo"."

Yeah cause that homo threw a sissy homo kick.

There's not a chance in hell that homo could KO Kimbo in a old school bare knuckle backyard fight.

Fury · « **Reply #22 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:40:41 PM »

Quote from: SS on July 14, 2009, 12:37:52 PM

Brock obviously used his god given size on Mir......He is no way the better fighter....... he's just better at smothering and throwing sissy hammer fists on a guy who can't breath cause some fat ass is on top of him

You'll have to give him a break. Given that he's autistic, the directions his handlers give him are along the lines of "Brock smash" in an effort not to confuse him.

jpm101 · « **Reply #23 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:41:32 PM »

Lesnar would be arrested for a hate crime. White man beating, half to death, a black man. Saw how Kimbo reacted with a very average MMA fighter. Hit his chin with a feather and down the bro drops. Give Lesnar 20 to 30 seconds to take care of business. In Kimbo's drive way, backyard, rib joint or local barber shop. ...anywhere.

Squadfather/QO's is putting the edge on his fighting skills in lockup now. 3 years and he's back in action.

The Master · « **Reply #24 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:42:23 PM »

Quote from: BerzerkFury on July 14, 2009, 12:32:19 PM

Dollars to donuts Kimbo would leave Brock with no less than a broken jaw and a detached retina, he's just that deadly. Brock's a pussy that beats up on fighters that are years past their prime.

Quote from: jpm101 on July 14, 2009, 12:41:32 PM

Lesnar would be arrested for a hate crime. White man beating, half to death, a black man. Saw how Kimbo reacted with a very average MMA fighter. Hit his chin with a feather and down the bro drops. Give Lesnar 20 to 30 seconds to take care of business. In Kimbo's drive way, backyard, rib joint or local barber shop. ...anywhere.

Squadfather/QO's is putting the edge on his fighting skills in lockup now. 3 years and he's back in action.

Seeing that porch monkey getting smashed in the ring would be awsome

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