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Title: It's SCHMOE TIME!
Post by: Tre on July 19, 2009, 05:22:17 PM

Ok, just so we're clear, all this stuff was shot at the start of my de-twinking program earlier this year.  But, because I don't mind ya taking a piss, feel free to get your shots in.  I deserve it! lol 

The first 4 clips are me rambling about some bullshit and then the hot chick shows up in clips 5 & 6.  I went in the gym, told her I was taking her home with me, and she came.  Booyah.  Enjoy.












Title: Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
Post by: drkaje on July 19, 2009, 08:11:02 PM
No pics of tha booty?!
Title: Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
Post by: Pollux on July 19, 2009, 08:27:42 PM
I went in the gym, told her I was taking her home with me, and she came. 

You converted her to a Mudshark?  :-[
Title: Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
Post by: Army of One on July 19, 2009, 08:33:04 PM
told her I was taking her home with me, and she came. 


translation:she saw an oppurtunity to make money off of your site and spread her legs.
Title: Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
Post by: Brutal_1 on July 19, 2009, 08:35:23 PM






Damn dude, you look a lot like "Deakon" from the King of Queens!!!  :o


(http://www.kingofqueens.ch/_images/deacon.jpg)
Title: Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
Post by: SAMSON123 on July 19, 2009, 09:13:07 PM
You converted her to a Mudshark?  :-[

All white bitches are MUDSHARLS on the downlow.....they know whatz good
Title: Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
Post by: Wiggs on July 19, 2009, 09:17:13 PM
Fuckin' A we got Deacon on the board! ;D

Awesome!

BTW  Great schmoeing!

BTW please tell me you hit it or are in the process.
Title: Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
Post by: Alex23 on July 19, 2009, 09:20:59 PM
Brutal 2.5" Evel Knievel launch ramp nose, narrowest eyes I've ever seen.
Title: Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
Post by: Wiggs on July 19, 2009, 09:23:54 PM
Brutal 2.5" Evel Knievel launch ramp nose, narrowest eyes I've ever seen.

lol ;D
Title: Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
Post by: Alex23 on July 19, 2009, 09:29:05 PM
lol ;D

But shit, I'm just frustrated as Deakon will definitely get some....

Who's the schmoe now ;D

Wiggs, How's Vegas these days? Will be there this friday better not be too hot >:(

;D
Title: Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
Post by: Wiggs on July 19, 2009, 09:31:40 PM
But shit, I'm just frustrated as Deakon will definitely get some....

Who's the schmoe now ;D

Wiggs, How's Vegas these days? Will be there this friday better not be too hot >:(

;D

Dude it was fucking 112 yesterday.  WTF :-X
It's fuckin' sucking now.

Besides that, just livin' the dream.  I'll see you there!
Title: Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
Post by: Alex23 on July 19, 2009, 09:46:54 PM
Dude it was fucking 112 yesterday.  WTF :-X
It's fuckin' sucking now.
Besides that, just livin' the dream.  I'll see you there!

112 desert "but it's a dry heat" beats any shitty midwest/east coast weather in a heartbeat ;D. Nevada/Arizona are 2nd on my list if I ever get kicked out of Cali ;D
Title: Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
Post by: MichaelScottDM on July 19, 2009, 11:21:12 PM
What the hell is this guy promoting? Is this like bodybuilder porn?
Title: Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
Post by: HDPhysiques on July 20, 2009, 02:23:43 AM
Brutal 2.5" Evel Knievel launch ramp nose, narrowest eyes I've ever seen.

ROFL!
Title: Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
Post by: Alex23 on July 20, 2009, 02:26:59 AM
ROFL!

Well, well, well.... look who shows up in a schmoe dedicated thread......






















;D
Title: Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
Post by: Pollux on July 20, 2009, 06:33:50 AM

Damn dude, you look a lot like "Deakon" from the King of Queens!!!  :o


(http://www.kingofqueens.ch/_images/deacon.jpg)

LMAO!  :D

I was thinking, 'Why does Tre look familiar?'
Title: Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 20, 2009, 06:39:00 AM
"A day in the life of"?  More like "A car ride in the life of"
Title: Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
Post by: wes mantooth on July 20, 2009, 07:10:28 AM
i thought this was the newest episode of "bangbus"? what part is the fucking....i dont want to watch the talking parts.......
Title: Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
Post by: Mars on July 20, 2009, 07:12:02 AM
haha you would expect a body of a pro bodybuilder under tre's head. what a tiny tit!
Title: Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
Post by: dr.chimps on July 20, 2009, 07:16:13 AM
Got that ballcap worked in nicely. Obviously straight. What are ya doing on Getbig!?  ;D
Title: Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
Post by: DK II on July 20, 2009, 07:31:20 AM
what's that girl's cycle?
Title: Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
Post by: Mars on July 20, 2009, 07:33:24 AM
mudsharkism
Title: Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
Post by: Mr Nobody on July 20, 2009, 07:45:33 AM
We need to get Schome Buster on this one. ;D
Title: Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
Post by: Tre on July 20, 2009, 07:58:58 AM
What the hell is this guy promoting? Is this like bodybuilder porn?

LOL!  I'm just promoting the schmoe lifestyle, man, but admittedly, it ain't for everybody.

haha you would expect a body of a pro bodybuilder under tre's head. what a tiny tit!

HA!  You've never seen me before?  At that time, I was a total twink, a real skinnyfat.  I'm not a bodybuilder (I only do real sports - *wink* @ B), but do eat and train like one now.  A little motivation is a wonderful thing and this lifestyle - even though it's only been 6 months back in the gym - has definitely improved my life. 

Got that ballcap worked in nicely. Obviously straight. What are ya doing on Getbig!?  ;D

L O L!  I'm actually an ACC guy, but love Texas football and I'm still fuming over that BCS bs from last season.  Is that where you went to school?

what's that girl's cycle?

I had her here for a week.  She's all-natural, aside from her vitamins, pre- and post-workout supps and a couple of protein shakes a day.  She's just been living the lifestyle consistently for a very long time and has never done a physique competition or anything.   
Title: Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
Post by: DK II on July 20, 2009, 08:00:10 AM


I had her here for a week.  She's all-natural, aside from her vitamins, pre- and post-workout supps and a couple of protein shakes a day.  She's just been living the lifestyle consistently for a very long time and has never done a physique competition or anything.   


lol, yeah sure. You know the girl for a week and now you think you know everything about her?  ;D ;D
Title: Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
Post by: Mars on July 20, 2009, 08:01:35 AM


HA!  You've never seen me before?  At that time, I was a total twink, a real skinnyfat.  I'm not a bodybuilder (I only do real sports - *wink* @ B), but do eat and train like one now.  A little motivation is a wonderful thing and this lifestyle - even though it's only been 6 months back in the gym - has definitely improved my life. 



yes but you have the head that should be on top of a big body, why not start training like a beast? im sure you have good genetics.
Title: Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
Post by: DK II on July 20, 2009, 08:05:07 AM
yes but you have the head that should be on top of a big body, why not start training like a beast? im sure you have good genetics.

yup, do a cycle or two!

500mg test e3d, some tren (400mg e3d), 5i.u. hgh ed and some d-bols for kickstart!
Title: Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
Post by: Mars on July 20, 2009, 08:06:08 AM
and keep a journal, we might never call you a tiny tit again tre?
Title: Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
Post by: DK II on July 20, 2009, 08:08:41 AM
and keep a journal, we might never call you a tiny tit again tre?

and some MMA lessons uploaded on youtube!
Title: Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
Post by: Tre on July 20, 2009, 08:14:04 AM
yes but you have the head that should be on top of a big body, why not start training like a beast? im sure you have good genetics.

Oh, I missed that joke about the size of my head the first time! lol

Actually, it's a bit of an illusion - my head only appears that large because it's the closest thing to the camera.  ;)

I'm working on getting bigger, though, as I do agree with you on that part.  Although still I'm incredibly weak by GetBig standards, my lifts are improving every week and I'm happy with that progress.  My workouts are really intense and I'm obsessed with lifting as much weight as possible. 

I haven't really ramped up my carb intake yet, though, because I don't want to be too bloated until the end of summer. 

Genetically, I have great structure, but HORRIBLE muscle-building potential.  I'm the hardest of the hard gainers.  I'm strong for my size, but the muscle is very slow to grow.  So, even when I do officially enter my bulking phase, I won't gain muscle that quickly at all.  Even at my little family gym, you'll see a lot of guys who carry a lot more muscular size than I do (not hard to do), but who cannot hang in the strength department. 
Title: Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 20, 2009, 08:17:41 AM
So Tre, did you like that asshole clean?
Title: Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
Post by: Tre on July 20, 2009, 08:27:37 AM
and some MMA lessons uploaded on youtube!

LOL!

I actually wore my 'Testosterone' shirt to the gym yesterday for the first time since 2000 (I wasn't big then either, just a lean, sexy 185 lbs).  Even the Tapout shirt guys were moving out of my way whenever I walked by.   ;D

and keep a journal, we might never call you a tiny tit again tre?

I should've started a training journal at the very beginning, but wasn't sure I'd continue with the lifting.  Then after I started tracking the lift progress, I lost my iPhone (not really homo?) with all the info in it.

So, I've recently started a new training log, but I'm too insecure to post it!  I did, however, start posting my diet just yesterday as I'm trying to limit myself to 7 meals a day.  I had no idea that I was eating 9-10 times a day until my friend made me stop and count.  10 times a day for a schmoe?  Are you kidding me??  Granted, I'm pretty hardcore in the gym for a schmoe, but still a schmoe nonetheless. lol 

Here's what I'm eating - only 2 entries so far:

http://femflex.net/forum/index.php?topic=51.0 

Title: Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
Post by: lax on July 20, 2009, 08:29:14 AM
Ok, just so we're clear, all this stuff was shot at the start of my de-twinking program earlier this year.  But, because I don't mind ya taking a piss, feel free to get your shots in.  I deserve it! lol 

The first 4 clips are me rambling about some bullshit and then the hot chick shows up in clips 5 & 6.  I went in the gym, told her I was taking her home with me, and she came.  Booyah.  Enjoy.














Tre

you look like the kinda guy you'd see singing songs around a barrel with a fire going in it on a dark corner in a seedy neighborhood
Title: Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
Post by: Tre on July 20, 2009, 08:31:56 AM
Tre

you look like the kinda guy you'd see singing songs around a barrel with a fire going in it on a dark corner in a seedy neighborhood

Mom?  Is that you??   ;D

I do get that a lot when I don't shave for a while, but I've always preferred to view that look as 'rugged'.  Too many women want these little metrosexual pussyboys these days, though.   :-\

Title: Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
Post by: lax on July 20, 2009, 08:34:16 AM
Mom?  Is that you??   ;D

I do get that a lot when I don't shave for a while, but I've always preferred to view that look as 'rugged'.  Too many women want these little metrosexual pussyboys these days, though.   :-\



nah
just sayin'

you look cool, bro
Title: Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
Post by: dr.chimps on July 20, 2009, 08:39:39 AM
Mom?  Is that you??   ;D

I do get that a lot when I don't shave for a while, but I've always preferred to view that look as 'rugged'.  Too many women want these little metrosexual pussyboys these days, though.   :-\
Stick a toothpick in your mouth, Tre, and you could pass for Taurean Blacque.   

/went way, way back to the wall for that one... ;D
Title: Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
Post by: ManBearPig... on July 20, 2009, 08:41:36 AM
Mom?  Is that you??   ;D

I do get that a lot when I don't shave for a while, but I've always preferred to view that look as 'rugged'.  Too many women want these little metrosexual pussyboys these days, though.   :-\



very pouty lips.
Title: Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
Post by: Tre on July 20, 2009, 08:45:01 AM
Stick a toothpick in your mouth, Tre, and you could pass for Taurean Blacque.   

/went way, way back to the wall for that one... ;D

Shit, you know more black people than I do!  ;D

(http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsB/1604.gif)

(http://www.sundaypaper.com/Portals/0/2008/080308/Hallelujah.jpg)
Title: Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
Post by: The Showstoppa on July 20, 2009, 08:47:04 AM
LMAO!  :D

I was thinking, 'Why does Tre look familiar?'

That's cause they all look alike to us white guys...... ;D














 :)
Title: Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
Post by: mogulgangi on July 20, 2009, 09:29:33 AM
can you make a video of her........


shaking some ass

dropping it like its hot

getting her eagle on

shaking her booty meat..



thanks man!! it would really be appreciated
Title: Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
Post by: shootfighter1 on July 20, 2009, 01:05:08 PM
What a f'n life.  She's a cute one.  You have to get a shot of the legs and booty for us Tre.
Title: Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
Post by: HDPhysiques on July 20, 2009, 10:22:38 PM
Well, well, well.... look who shows up in a schmoe dedicated thread......
;D

I'm glad you are enjoying your HDPhysiques membership, Alex!  ;)
Title: Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
Post by: bigdumbbell on July 21, 2009, 12:55:21 AM
i just watched the first one  lol   u sound educated, did u go to Princeton?
Title: Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on July 21, 2009, 01:11:17 AM
No pics of tha booty?!

Booty would be nice, but feet would be extra credit