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It's SCHMOE TIME!
« on: July 19, 2009, 05:22:17 PM »

Ok, just so we're clear, all this stuff was shot at the start of my de-twinking program earlier this year.  But, because I don't mind ya taking a piss, feel free to get your shots in.  I deserve it! lol 

The first 4 clips are me rambling about some bullshit and then the hot chick shows up in clips 5 & 6.  I went in the gym, told her I was taking her home with me, and she came.  Booyah.  Enjoy.












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Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2009, 08:11:02 PM »
No pics of tha booty?!
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Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2009, 08:27:42 PM »
Quote from: Tre on July 19, 2009, 05:22:17 PM
I went in the gym, told her I was taking her home with me, and she came. 

You converted her to a Mudshark?  :-[
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Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2009, 08:33:04 PM »
Quote from: Tre on July 19, 2009, 05:22:17 PM
told her I was taking her home with me, and she came. 


translation:she saw an oppurtunity to make money off of your site and spread her legs.
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Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2009, 08:35:23 PM »
Quote from: Tre on July 19, 2009, 05:22:17 PM






Damn dude, you look a lot like "Deakon" from the King of Queens!!!  :o


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Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2009, 09:13:07 PM »
Quote from: Pollux on July 19, 2009, 08:27:42 PM
You converted her to a Mudshark?  :-[

All white bitches are MUDSHARLS on the downlow.....they know whatz good
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Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2009, 09:17:13 PM »
Fuckin' A we got Deacon on the board! ;D

Awesome!

BTW  Great schmoeing!

BTW please tell me you hit it or are in the process.
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Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2009, 09:20:59 PM »
Brutal 2.5" Evel Knievel launch ramp nose, narrowest eyes I've ever seen.
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Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2009, 09:23:54 PM »
Quote from: Alex23 on July 19, 2009, 09:20:59 PM
Brutal 2.5" Evel Knievel launch ramp nose, narrowest eyes I've ever seen.

lol ;D
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Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2009, 09:29:05 PM »
Quote from: Wiggs on July 19, 2009, 09:23:54 PM
lol ;D

But shit, I'm just frustrated as Deakon will definitely get some....

Who's the schmoe now ;D

Wiggs, How's Vegas these days? Will be there this friday better not be too hot >:(

;D
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Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2009, 09:31:40 PM »
Quote from: Alex23 on July 19, 2009, 09:29:05 PM
But shit, I'm just frustrated as Deakon will definitely get some....

Who's the schmoe now ;D

Wiggs, How's Vegas these days? Will be there this friday better not be too hot >:(

;D

Dude it was fucking 112 yesterday.  WTF :-X
It's fuckin' sucking now.

Besides that, just livin' the dream.  I'll see you there!
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Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2009, 09:46:54 PM »
Quote from: Wiggs on July 19, 2009, 09:31:40 PM
Dude it was fucking 112 yesterday.  WTF :-X
It's fuckin' sucking now.
Besides that, just livin' the dream.  I'll see you there!

112 desert "but it's a dry heat" beats any shitty midwest/east coast weather in a heartbeat ;D. Nevada/Arizona are 2nd on my list if I ever get kicked out of Cali ;D
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Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2009, 11:21:12 PM »
What the hell is this guy promoting? Is this like bodybuilder porn?
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Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2009, 02:23:43 AM »
Quote from: Alex23 on July 19, 2009, 09:20:59 PM
Brutal 2.5" Evel Knievel launch ramp nose, narrowest eyes I've ever seen.

ROFL!
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Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2009, 02:26:59 AM »
Quote from: HDPhysiques on July 20, 2009, 02:23:43 AM
ROFL!

Well, well, well.... look who shows up in a schmoe dedicated thread......






















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Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
« Reply #15 on: July 20, 2009, 06:33:50 AM »
Quote from: Brutal_1 on July 19, 2009, 08:35:23 PM

Damn dude, you look a lot like "Deakon" from the King of Queens!!!  :o




LMAO!  :D

I was thinking, 'Why does Tre look familiar?'
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Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
« Reply #16 on: July 20, 2009, 06:39:00 AM »
"A day in the life of"?  More like "A car ride in the life of"
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Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
« Reply #17 on: July 20, 2009, 07:10:28 AM »
i thought this was the newest episode of "bangbus"? what part is the fucking....i dont want to watch the talking parts.......
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Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
« Reply #18 on: July 20, 2009, 07:12:02 AM »
haha you would expect a body of a pro bodybuilder under tre's head. what a tiny tit!
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Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
« Reply #19 on: July 20, 2009, 07:16:13 AM »
Got that ballcap worked in nicely. Obviously straight. What are ya doing on Getbig!?  ;D
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Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
« Reply #20 on: July 20, 2009, 07:31:20 AM »
what's that girl's cycle?
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Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
« Reply #21 on: July 20, 2009, 07:33:24 AM »
mudsharkism
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Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
« Reply #22 on: July 20, 2009, 07:45:33 AM »
We need to get Schome Buster on this one. ;D
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Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
« Reply #23 on: July 20, 2009, 07:58:58 AM »
Quote from: MichaelScottDM on July 19, 2009, 11:21:12 PM
What the hell is this guy promoting? Is this like bodybuilder porn?

LOL!  I'm just promoting the schmoe lifestyle, man, but admittedly, it ain't for everybody.

Quote from: Mars on July 20, 2009, 07:12:02 AM
haha you would expect a body of a pro bodybuilder under tre's head. what a tiny tit!

HA!  You've never seen me before?  At that time, I was a total twink, a real skinnyfat.  I'm not a bodybuilder (I only do real sports - *wink* @ B), but do eat and train like one now.  A little motivation is a wonderful thing and this lifestyle - even though it's only been 6 months back in the gym - has definitely improved my life. 

Quote from: dr.chimps on July 20, 2009, 07:16:13 AM
Got that ballcap worked in nicely. Obviously straight. What are ya doing on Getbig!?  ;D

L O L!  I'm actually an ACC guy, but love Texas football and I'm still fuming over that BCS bs from last season.  Is that where you went to school?

Quote from: DonkeyKong on July 20, 2009, 07:31:20 AM
what's that girl's cycle?

I had her here for a week.  She's all-natural, aside from her vitamins, pre- and post-workout supps and a couple of protein shakes a day.  She's just been living the lifestyle consistently for a very long time and has never done a physique competition or anything.   
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Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
« Reply #24 on: July 20, 2009, 08:00:10 AM »
Quote from: Tre on July 20, 2009, 07:58:58 AM


I had her here for a week.  She's all-natural, aside from her vitamins, pre- and post-workout supps and a couple of protein shakes a day.  She's just been living the lifestyle consistently for a very long time and has never done a physique competition or anything.   


lol, yeah sure. You know the girl for a week and now you think you know everything about her?  ;D ;D
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