Author Topic: It's SCHMOE TIME!  (Read 4552 times)

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Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
« Reply #25 on: July 20, 2009, 08:01:35 AM »


HA!  You've never seen me before?  At that time, I was a total twink, a real skinnyfat.  I'm not a bodybuilder (I only do real sports - *wink* @ B), but do eat and train like one now.  A little motivation is a wonderful thing and this lifestyle - even though it's only been 6 months back in the gym - has definitely improved my life. 



yes but you have the head that should be on top of a big body, why not start training like a beast? im sure you have good genetics.

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Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
« Reply #26 on: July 20, 2009, 08:05:07 AM »
yes but you have the head that should be on top of a big body, why not start training like a beast? im sure you have good genetics.

yup, do a cycle or two!

500mg test e3d, some tren (400mg e3d), 5i.u. hgh ed and some d-bols for kickstart!

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Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
« Reply #27 on: July 20, 2009, 08:06:08 AM »
and keep a journal, we might never call you a tiny tit again tre?

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Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
« Reply #28 on: July 20, 2009, 08:08:41 AM »
and keep a journal, we might never call you a tiny tit again tre?

and some MMA lessons uploaded on youtube!

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Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
« Reply #29 on: July 20, 2009, 08:14:04 AM »
yes but you have the head that should be on top of a big body, why not start training like a beast? im sure you have good genetics.

Oh, I missed that joke about the size of my head the first time! lol

Actually, it's a bit of an illusion - my head only appears that large because it's the closest thing to the camera.  ;)

I'm working on getting bigger, though, as I do agree with you on that part.  Although still I'm incredibly weak by GetBig standards, my lifts are improving every week and I'm happy with that progress.  My workouts are really intense and I'm obsessed with lifting as much weight as possible. 

I haven't really ramped up my carb intake yet, though, because I don't want to be too bloated until the end of summer. 

Genetically, I have great structure, but HORRIBLE muscle-building potential.  I'm the hardest of the hard gainers.  I'm strong for my size, but the muscle is very slow to grow.  So, even when I do officially enter my bulking phase, I won't gain muscle that quickly at all.  Even at my little family gym, you'll see a lot of guys who carry a lot more muscular size than I do (not hard to do), but who cannot hang in the strength department. 

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Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
« Reply #30 on: July 20, 2009, 08:17:41 AM »
So Tre, did you like that asshole clean?

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Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
« Reply #31 on: July 20, 2009, 08:27:37 AM »
and some MMA lessons uploaded on youtube!

LOL!

I actually wore my 'Testosterone' shirt to the gym yesterday for the first time since 2000 (I wasn't big then either, just a lean, sexy 185 lbs).  Even the Tapout shirt guys were moving out of my way whenever I walked by.   ;D

and keep a journal, we might never call you a tiny tit again tre?

I should've started a training journal at the very beginning, but wasn't sure I'd continue with the lifting.  Then after I started tracking the lift progress, I lost my iPhone (not really homo?) with all the info in it.

So, I've recently started a new training log, but I'm too insecure to post it!  I did, however, start posting my diet just yesterday as I'm trying to limit myself to 7 meals a day.  I had no idea that I was eating 9-10 times a day until my friend made me stop and count.  10 times a day for a schmoe?  Are you kidding me??  Granted, I'm pretty hardcore in the gym for a schmoe, but still a schmoe nonetheless. lol 

Here's what I'm eating - only 2 entries so far:

http://femflex.net/forum/index.php?topic=51.0 


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Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
« Reply #32 on: July 20, 2009, 08:29:14 AM »
Ok, just so we're clear, all this stuff was shot at the start of my de-twinking program earlier this year.  But, because I don't mind ya taking a piss, feel free to get your shots in.  I deserve it! lol 

The first 4 clips are me rambling about some bullshit and then the hot chick shows up in clips 5 & 6.  I went in the gym, told her I was taking her home with me, and she came.  Booyah.  Enjoy.














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you look like the kinda guy you'd see singing songs around a barrel with a fire going in it on a dark corner in a seedy neighborhood

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Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
« Reply #33 on: July 20, 2009, 08:31:56 AM »
Tre

you look like the kinda guy you'd see singing songs around a barrel with a fire going in it on a dark corner in a seedy neighborhood

Mom?  Is that you??   ;D

I do get that a lot when I don't shave for a while, but I've always preferred to view that look as 'rugged'.  Too many women want these little metrosexual pussyboys these days, though.   :-\


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Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
« Reply #34 on: July 20, 2009, 08:34:16 AM »
Mom?  Is that you??   ;D

I do get that a lot when I don't shave for a while, but I've always preferred to view that look as 'rugged'.  Too many women want these little metrosexual pussyboys these days, though.   :-\



nah
just sayin'

you look cool, bro

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Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
« Reply #35 on: July 20, 2009, 08:39:39 AM »
Mom?  Is that you??   ;D

I do get that a lot when I don't shave for a while, but I've always preferred to view that look as 'rugged'.  Too many women want these little metrosexual pussyboys these days, though.   :-\
Stick a toothpick in your mouth, Tre, and you could pass for Taurean Blacque.   

/went way, way back to the wall for that one... ;D

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Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
« Reply #36 on: July 20, 2009, 08:41:36 AM »
Mom?  Is that you??   ;D

I do get that a lot when I don't shave for a while, but I've always preferred to view that look as 'rugged'.  Too many women want these little metrosexual pussyboys these days, though.   :-\



very pouty lips.
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Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
« Reply #37 on: July 20, 2009, 08:45:01 AM »
Stick a toothpick in your mouth, Tre, and you could pass for Taurean Blacque.   

/went way, way back to the wall for that one... ;D

Shit, you know more black people than I do!  ;D




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Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
« Reply #38 on: July 20, 2009, 08:47:04 AM »
LMAO!  :D

I was thinking, 'Why does Tre look familiar?'

That's cause they all look alike to us white guys...... ;D














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Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
« Reply #39 on: July 20, 2009, 09:29:33 AM »
can you make a video of her........


shaking some ass

dropping it like its hot

getting her eagle on

shaking her booty meat..



thanks man!! it would really be appreciated

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Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
« Reply #40 on: July 20, 2009, 01:05:08 PM »
What a f'n life.  She's a cute one.  You have to get a shot of the legs and booty for us Tre.

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Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
« Reply #41 on: July 20, 2009, 10:22:38 PM »
Well, well, well.... look who shows up in a schmoe dedicated thread......
;D

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Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
« Reply #42 on: July 21, 2009, 12:55:21 AM »
i just watched the first one  lol   u sound educated, did u go to Princeton?

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Re: It's SCHMOE TIME!
« Reply #43 on: July 21, 2009, 01:11:17 AM »
No pics of tha booty?!

Booty would be nice, but feet would be extra credit