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A Priest and a Rabbi are at a wedding. The Priest sees a little boy bend over and says "man I'd really like to screw that kid". The Rabbi asks, “Out of what?”
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A Priest and a Rabbi are at a wedding. The Priest sees a little boy bend over and says "man I'd really like to screw that kid". The Rabbi asks, “Out of what?”
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LMAO ;D
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A Priest and a Rabbi are at a wedding. The Priest sees a little boy bend over and says "man I'd really like to screw that kid". The Rabbi asks, “Out of what?”
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lol deff top 10
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hahahah
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well done
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mhhh the word "screw" ruins it for me cause i don't get the pun
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Good loke. I heard it before
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LOL!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the laugh...
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Ha!
Jewish kid needs fifty bucks for the prom, so he asks his pop.
"Forty dollars?! Why would you need thirty dollars?!"
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Ha!
Jewish kid needs fifty bucks for the prom, so he asks his pop.
"Forty dollars?! Why would you need thirty dollars?!"
haha
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ttt
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there are 2 guys in a skyscraper...one says:"hey i bet i can jump out of the window and be back without dying"
he jumps out and comes back...the other says:"hey if you can do it than i can do it too!"
he jumps out and dies...
the barkeeper says when you're drunk,you're an asshole,superman
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Heard the one about the Jew who drops 50c and it hits him on the back of the head.
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What is "rodeo sex"
Take a girl (or guy) doggy style from behind, hug them tight around the waist and whisper: "I have AIDS"
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that looks like getbig on the monitor.
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that looks like getbig on the monitor.
haha...good spot bast!
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A Priest and a Rabbi are at a wedding. The Priest sees a little boy bend over and says "man I'd really like to screw that kid". The Rabbi asks, “Out of what?”
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classic!
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there are 2 guys in a skyscraper...one says:"hey i bet i can jump out of the window and be back without dying"
he jumps out and comes back...the other says:"hey if you can do it than i can do it too!"
he jumps out and dies...
the barkeeper says when you're drunk,you're an asshole,superman
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hahahahahahaha, reminds me of that will smith movie ;D
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Boy asks priest if god is a man or a woman. Priest answers "god is both". Then the boy asks if god is black or white. Priest answers "god is both". Boy raises his voice and asks: "god is Michael Jackson?".
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A Priest and a Rabbi are at a wedding. The Priest sees a little boy bend over and says "man I'd really like to screw that kid". The Rabbi asks, “Out of what?”
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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WW1 - the french and the Germans are entrenched.
The Germans have to come up with a higher bodycount so they hold a meeting...
Soldier 1: Whats the most common name in France?
Soldier 2: Probably Lombard
Soldier 1 gets up and shouts over the trenches... HEY LOMBARD!!!! straight away some French soldier on the other side gets up pops his head over the trenchline and says...
Oui?!?
BOOM he gets headshoted
So the Germans are doing that for the rest of the day and by the end they have an impressive kill ration.
The french on the other hand thinking they are equaly smart have a brilliant idea and have a quick meeting.
French Soldier 1: Whats the most common name in Germany?
French Soldier 2: Probably Hans!
French Soldier 1 gets up and shouts over the trenches... OI!!! HANS!!!!!
where the German reply....
SORRY HANS IS NOT HERE RIGHT NOW!!!! IS THAT YOU Lombard?!?!
Oui!!!
BOOM
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A German, an Austrian, a nun, and a hot blonde chick sit in a train cabin. The train drives through a tunnel and all of a sudden you hear a loud slap. As the train exits the tunnel, the German holds his cheek in pain. That's what the four are thinking:
Nun: The German has groped the blonde and she slapped him.
Blonde: The German has tried to grope me, but groped the nun instead and she slapped him.
German: The Austrian has groped the blonde, she thought it was me and slapped me.
Austrian: In the next tunnel I'll bitch slap that German dumbass again.
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HAHAHAHAHAH
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what's the best thing about dating a homeless girl?
you can drop her off anywhere you want
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why aren't there any sperm banks in Turkey?
Because all the wankers are already in Germany. ;D ;D
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A Priest and a Rabbi are at a wedding. The Priest sees a little boy bend over and says "man I'd really like to screw that kid". The Rabbi asks, “Out of what?”
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out of what? The fuck. Lamest joke i've ever read
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out of what? The fuck. Lamest joke i've ever read
Do you not get it?
I admit though that it certainly isn't the funniest joke ever.....
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Do you not get it?
I admit though that it certainly isn't the funniest joke ever.....
its racist
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its racist
Hello friend how are you?
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Do you not get it?
I admit though that it certainly isn't the funniest joke ever.....
Yeah, not the funniest ever... It's up there though ;D
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Yeah, not the funniest ever... It's up there though ;D
I don't think there is such a thing as the funniest joke ever.
I like this one.
"How do you know an abo has been in your house?"
"Your cats pregnant and your thongs (flip flops) are gone"
Probably funnier for Aussies. I like it though.
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Hello friend how are you?
dude trust me you dont want to fuck with me tonight
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I don't think there is such a thing as the funniest joke ever.
I like this one.
"How do you know an abo has been in your house?"
"Your cats pregnant and your thongs (flip flops) are gone"
Probably funnier for Aussies. I like it though.
racist
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I don't think there is such a thing as the funniest joke ever.
I like this one.
"How do you know an abo has been in your house?"
"Your cats pregnant and your thongs (flip flops) are gone"
Probably funnier for Aussies. I like it though.
lol
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dude trust me you dont want to fuck with me tonight
Tough night looking after your hooker girlfriends bastard sons while she is out working the streets?
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:D
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The difference between Heaven and Hell:
In Heaven; The chefs are French.
The police are British.
The mechanics and technicians are German.
And the symphony orchestras are Austrian.
In Hell; The chefs are British.
The police are German.
The mechanics and technicians are French
And the Rock and Roll bands are Austrian………
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Ha!
Jewish kid needs fifty bucks for the prom, so he asks his pop.
"Forty dollars?! Why would you need thirty dollars?!"
LOL ;D