WW1 - the french and the Germans are entrenched.
The Germans have to come up with a higher bodycount so they hold a meeting...
Soldier 1: Whats the most common name in France?
Soldier 2: Probably Lombard
Soldier 1 gets up and shouts over the trenches... HEY LOMBARD!!!! straight away some French soldier on the other side gets up pops his head over the trenchline and says...
Oui?!?
BOOM he gets headshoted
So the Germans are doing that for the rest of the day and by the end they have an impressive kill ration.
The french on the other hand thinking they are equaly smart have a brilliant idea and have a quick meeting.
French Soldier 1: Whats the most common name in Germany?
French Soldier 2: Probably Hans!
French Soldier 1 gets up and shouts over the trenches... OI!!! HANS!!!!!
where the German reply....
SORRY HANS IS NOT HERE RIGHT NOW!!!! IS THAT YOU Lombard?!?!
Oui!!!
BOOM
