Author Topic: Funniest Joke I've ever known... Unbelievably funny... (Read 4067 times)

Eyeball Chambers · « **on:** July 31, 2009, 03:37:09 AM »

A Priest and a Rabbi are at a wedding. The Priest sees a little boy bend over and says "man I'd really like to screw that kid". The Rabbi asks, “Out of what?”

WillGrant · « **Reply #1 on:** July 31, 2009, 03:54:23 AM »

Quote from: RPF on July 31, 2009, 03:37:09 AM

A Priest and a Rabbi are at a wedding. The Priest sees a little boy bend over and says "man I'd really like to screw that kid". The Rabbi asks, “Out of what?”

LMAO

SaltShaker · « **Reply #2 on:** July 31, 2009, 04:24:48 AM »

Quote from: RPF on July 31, 2009, 03:37:09 AM

A Priest and a Rabbi are at a wedding. The Priest sees a little boy bend over and says "man I'd really like to screw that kid". The Rabbi asks, “Out of what?”

lol deff top 10

Stark · « **Reply #3 on:** July 31, 2009, 07:45:59 AM »

hahahah

tendonitis · « **Reply #4 on:** July 31, 2009, 08:01:37 AM »

well done

ironneck · « **Reply #5 on:** July 31, 2009, 08:12:53 AM »

mhhh the word "screw" ruins it for me cause i don't get the pun

240 is Back · « **Reply #6 on:** July 31, 2009, 08:20:36 AM »

Smokincrazy · « **Reply #7 on:** July 31, 2009, 08:24:10 AM »

Good loke. I heard it before

emn1964 · « **Reply #8 on:** July 31, 2009, 08:32:52 AM »

LOL!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the laugh...

The Ugly · « **Reply #9 on:** July 31, 2009, 09:17:47 AM »

Ha!

Jewish kid needs fifty bucks for the prom, so he asks his pop.

"Forty dollars?! Why would you need thirty dollars?!"

ironneck · « **Reply #10 on:** July 31, 2009, 09:38:30 AM »

Quote from: The Ugly on July 31, 2009, 09:17:47 AM

Ha!

Jewish kid needs fifty bucks for the prom, so he asks his pop.

"Forty dollars?! Why would you need thirty dollars?!"

haha

Mars · « **Reply #11 on:** July 31, 2009, 09:41:47 AM »

ironneck · « **Reply #12 on:** July 31, 2009, 09:45:48 AM »

there are 2 guys in a skyscraper...one says:"hey i bet i can jump out of the window and be back without dying"
he jumps out and comes back...the other says:"hey if you can do it than i can do it too!"
he jumps out and dies...
the barkeeper says when you're drunk,you're an asshole,superman

Sam · « **Reply #13 on:** July 31, 2009, 09:59:58 AM »

Heard the one about the Jew who drops 50c and it hits him on the back of the head.

OneManGang · « **Reply #14 on:** July 31, 2009, 10:26:29 AM »

What is "rodeo sex"

Take a girl (or guy) doggy style from behind, hug them tight around the waist and whisper: "I have AIDS"

Bast175 · « **Reply #15 on:** July 31, 2009, 10:34:08 AM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on July 31, 2009, 08:20:36 AM

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that looks like getbig on the monitor.

emn1964 · « **Reply #16 on:** July 31, 2009, 10:36:41 AM »

Quote from: Bast175 on July 31, 2009, 10:34:08 AM

that looks like getbig on the monitor.

haha...good spot bast!

Da Freak · « **Reply #17 on:** July 31, 2009, 11:30:26 AM »

Quote from: RPF on July 31, 2009, 03:37:09 AM

A Priest and a Rabbi are at a wedding. The Priest sees a little boy bend over and says "man I'd really like to screw that kid". The Rabbi asks, “Out of what?”

classic!

spinnis · « **Reply #18 on:** July 31, 2009, 11:35:50 AM »

Quote from: ironneck on July 31, 2009, 09:45:48 AM

there are 2 guys in a skyscraper...one says:"hey i bet i can jump out of the window and be back without dying"
he jumps out and comes back...the other says:"hey if you can do it than i can do it too!"
he jumps out and dies...
the barkeeper says when you're drunk,you're an asshole,superman

hahahahahahaha, reminds me of that will smith movie

#1 Klaus fan · « **Reply #19 on:** July 31, 2009, 12:17:10 PM »

Boy asks priest if god is a man or a woman. Priest answers "god is both". Then the boy asks if god is black or white. Priest answers "god is both". Boy raises his voice and asks: "god is Michael Jackson?".

Matt C · « **Reply #20 on:** July 31, 2009, 12:21:37 PM »

Quote from: RPF on July 31, 2009, 03:37:09 AM

A Priest and a Rabbi are at a wedding. The Priest sees a little boy bend over and says "man I'd really like to screw that kid". The Rabbi asks, “Out of what?”

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stark · « **Reply #21 on:** July 31, 2009, 12:42:59 PM »

WW1 - the french and the Germans are entrenched.
The Germans have to come up with a higher bodycount so they hold a meeting...
Soldier 1: Whats the most common name in France?
Soldier 2: Probably Lombard

Soldier 1 gets up and shouts over the trenches... HEY LOMBARD!!!! straight away some French soldier on the other side gets up pops his head over the trenchline and says...

Oui?!?

BOOM he gets headshoted

So the Germans are doing that for the rest of the day and by the end they have an impressive kill ration.

The french on the other hand thinking they are equaly smart have a brilliant idea and have a quick meeting.

French Soldier 1: Whats the most common name in Germany?
French Soldier 2: Probably Hans!

French Soldier 1 gets up and shouts over the trenches... OI!!! HANS!!!!!

where the German reply....

SORRY HANS IS NOT HERE RIGHT NOW!!!! IS THAT YOU Lombard?!?!

Oui!!!

BOOM

wavelength · « **Reply #22 on:** July 31, 2009, 01:12:16 PM »

A German, an Austrian, a nun, and a hot blonde chick sit in a train cabin. The train drives through a tunnel and all of a sudden you hear a loud slap. As the train exits the tunnel, the German holds his cheek in pain. That's what the four are thinking:

Nun: The German has groped the blonde and she slapped him.
Blonde: The German has tried to grope me, but groped the nun instead and she slapped him.
German: The Austrian has groped the blonde, she thought it was me and slapped me.
Austrian: In the next tunnel I'll bitch slap that German dumbass again.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #23 on:** July 31, 2009, 03:37:19 PM »

HAHAHAHAHAH

kreator · « **Reply #24 on:** August 03, 2009, 12:43:46 PM »

what's the best thing about dating a homeless girl?

you can drop her off anywhere you want

Author Topic: Funniest Joke I've ever known... Unbelievably funny... (Read 4067 times)

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