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Title: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: Tre on July 31, 2009, 05:00:46 PM

At the grocery store today, semi-cute little blonde throws some eyes my way at the seafood counter.  Naturally, I blow her off.

After completing my shopping, I re-think it and decide she's just a few cycles away from having fuck buddy potential. I locate her, ask her name, and tell her she should definitely drop me a line sometime.

She half engages, tells me she's flattered, but then adds that she's not interested right now. I disengage and depart. 

I know it made her week to be approached by me, but did I handle the exit properly?
     

 
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: Earl1972 on July 31, 2009, 05:02:05 PM
what do you mean 'throw some eyes'

she looked at you?

E
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: Mr. Magoo on July 31, 2009, 05:04:55 PM
drop you a line?
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: Mr. Magoo on July 31, 2009, 05:12:17 PM
Translation: I was at the grocery store today and saw a hot blonde girl. She looked at me so i knew that of course she was interested in having sex. I was too nervous to talk to her then but later on I decided to approach her. After walking around the store several times looking for her, I found her and said "Hi". She walked away so now i'm on getbig asking for advice on how to get her to talk to me next time.
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: windsor88 on July 31, 2009, 05:12:32 PM
I was at the hospital strolling along the burn unit. A charcoal haired brunette threw some eyes my way.  Naturally, I blow her off.

After getting a cup of coffee I rethink it and decide she is just a few skin grafts away from looking somewhat human again and maybe a set of new lips could suck me off.  I go back and ask her name and tell her she should definitely drop me a line sometime.

She half engages, tells me she's flattered, but then adds that she's not interested right now. I told her I just thought there was a spark between us so I disengage and depart.

I know it made her week to be approached by me, but did I handle the exit properly?
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: spinnis on July 31, 2009, 05:14:24 PM
So here it goes I was at the bakery strolling along the burn unit. A blondl haired bhottiethrew some eyes my way.  Naturally, I blow her off.

After finally finishing my cake I rethink it and decide she is just a few cardio sessions away from being allowed to suck teh swedes cock. So I go back and ask her name and tell her she should definitely drop me a line sometime.

She half engages, tells me she's flattered, but then adds that she's not interested right now. I told her I just thought there was a spark between us so I disengage and depart.

I know it made her week to be approached by me, but did I handle the exit properly
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: Butterbean on July 31, 2009, 06:25:18 PM


I know it made her week to be approached by me    

 

 ;D
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: uberman09 on July 31, 2009, 06:27:18 PM
Translation: I was at the grocery store today and saw a hot blonde girl. She looked at me so i knew that of course she was interested in having sex. I was too nervous to talk to her then but later on I decided to approach her. After walking around the store several times looking for her, I found her and said "Hi". She walked away so now i'm on getbig asking for advice on how to get her to talk to me next time.

QFMFT.
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: io856 on July 31, 2009, 06:34:47 PM
not interested right now... hmmmm it seems that was an out... perhaps up close was a different story?  :D
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: Army of One on July 31, 2009, 06:40:55 PM
At the Blue Oyster Bar today, a semi-cute muscle bear throws some eyes my way at the gloryhole.  Naturally, I blow him.

After completing the act, I toss his salad and decide he's just a few cycles away from having Olympia potential. I ask his name, and tell him he should definitely drop me a line sometime.

He half engages, tells me he's flattered, but then adds that Im a skinnyfat hobo looking schmoe. I disengage and depart. 

I know it made his week to be approached by me, but did I handle the skinflute properly ?
     
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: wes mantooth on July 31, 2009, 06:41:26 PM
LOL at "not even in my league"  :-\



 ::)
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: Tre on July 31, 2009, 08:08:12 PM
I was at the hospital strolling along the burn unit. A charcoal haired brunette threw some eyes my way.  Naturally, I blow her off.

After getting a cup of coffee I rethink it and decide she is just a few skin grafts away from looking somewhat human again and maybe a set of new lips could suck me off.  I go back and ask her name and tell her she should definitely drop me a line sometime.

She half engages, tells me she's flattered, but then adds that she's not interested right now. I told her I just thought there was a spark between us so I disengage and depart.

I know it made her week to be approached by me, but did I handle the exit properly?

LOL  @ 'spark'!!  Now that was just wrong, bro!  ;D

Translation: I was at the grocery store today and saw a hot blonde girl. She looked at me so i knew that of course she was interested in having sex. I was too nervous to talk to her then but later on I decided to approach her. After walking around the store several times looking for her, I found her and said "Hi". She walked away so now i'm on getbig asking for advice on how to get her to talk to me next time.

LOL QF (almost) T

I'm just not used to being shot down.  I figured that the average GetBiggers have way more experience with that. ;)
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: brooklynbruiser on July 31, 2009, 08:11:25 PM
I would have shot you down too. Trying to get a second chance after rejecting? C'mon. You hit hard the first time. You can always reject later! :)
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: Bodybuilding Related on July 31, 2009, 08:13:35 PM
Pics or you didn't even actually go to a grocery store today, Tre.   :-\
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: johnnynoname on July 31, 2009, 08:14:32 PM
tre I can relate

I'm way too hot to be shot down by half the broads i ask out

i mean I don't want to pull the "do you know who I am card" but....do they know who I am!!!!

btw, i realize how much this stuff screams "gimmick" but seriously I really am that huge of a egomaniac
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: 240 is Back on July 31, 2009, 08:15:24 PM
At the grocery store today, semi-cute little blonde throws some eyes my way at the seafood counter.  Naturally, I blow her off.

*stop right there*

If you are going to act, you have to act without indecision, within the first 3 seconds of noticing her.

Any hesitation shows her you're not a go-getter.
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: wes mantooth on July 31, 2009, 09:24:31 PM


the broads i ask out


shopping for shoes together? hair care products?


i dont get it JNN........
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: nzmusclemonster on July 31, 2009, 09:26:59 PM
At the grocery store today, semi-cute little blonde throws some eyes my way at the seafood counter.  Naturally, I blow her off.

*stop right there*

If you are going to act, you have to act without indecision, within the first 3 seconds of noticing her.

Any hesitation shows her you're not a go-getter.

Hi Neil Strauss  ;D
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: 240 is Back on July 31, 2009, 09:33:46 PM
you hesitate, you masturbate.

Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: nzmusclemonster on July 31, 2009, 09:39:03 PM
you hesitate, you masturbate.



If you fuck up, you get no fuck  8)
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: TacoBell on July 31, 2009, 09:41:04 PM
At the grocery store today, semi-cute little blonde throws some eyes my way at the seafood counter as she clutched her purse tightly.  Naturally, I blow her off decide to rape her as a lesson.

After completing my shopping, I re-think it and decide she's just a few cycles away from having fuck buddy potential. I locate her, ask her name, and tell her she should definitely drop me a line sometimehead to the parking lot to wait for her.

She half engages, tells me she's flattered, but then adds that she's not interested right now. I disengage and depart  comes out, and I approach her knife in hand, but it seems she was prepared as she suddenly sprayed mase.

I know it made her week to be approached by me, but did I handle the exit properly? I failed.
     

 

fixed
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: io856 on July 31, 2009, 09:41:57 PM
fixed
Are you suggesting she was scared of the darker man?
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: TacoBell on July 31, 2009, 09:44:01 PM
semi-cute little blonde
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: kiwiol on July 31, 2009, 10:24:22 PM
If you are going to act, you have to act without indecision, within the first 3 seconds of noticing her.

Any hesitation shows her you're not a go-getter.

I don't buy that. It's true to a certain extent in some cases (like trying to pick someone up in a nightclub), but not always.
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: 240 is Back on July 31, 2009, 10:31:02 PM
I don't buy that. It's true to a certain extent in some cases (like trying to pick someone up in a nightclub), but not always.

i'm not saying tre had to walk up and squeeze her ass on the first swoop.

but in order to up his chances, he should have said Hi when the eye contact came. 
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: claymore on August 01, 2009, 12:19:43 AM
After she said no, here's where she should've ended up
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: gtbro1 on August 01, 2009, 01:20:36 AM

   The Cops were coming and she already had been  arrested twice this week.
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on August 01, 2009, 02:23:29 AM
She wasnt a mudshark so?
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: just_a_pilgrim on August 01, 2009, 03:29:28 AM
Tre you can't go hitting on girls too far below you, you will have no chance (unless maybe they're a slut). They will wonder what's up and think it's a joke - also he'll just leave me for someone better etc etc. bullshit......
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: pellius on August 01, 2009, 03:30:07 AM
tre I can relate

I'm way too hot to be shot down by half the broads i ask out

i mean I don't want to pull the "do you know who I am card" but....do they know who I am!!!!

btw, i realize how much this stuff screams "gimmick" but seriously I really am that huge of a egomaniac

LOL. You just keep getting better and better. I think you've earned the much sort after and hallowed ground of a top tier GetBig poster.

And to think I was once sickened by you.
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: pellius on August 01, 2009, 03:34:35 AM
I locate her, ask her name, and tell her she should definitely drop me a line sometime. 

This is where it all ended.
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: Tre on August 01, 2009, 05:54:59 AM

I know my game isn't nearly as tight as it used to be, but the reason I didn't make the approach the first moment I saw her was that she simply wasn't attractive enough.  She was plain...the kind of girl you could pick up by accident with zero effort. 

So, when she rejected me, in my mind I thought, "Are you kidding me?"  lol 

Pellius - Don't you agree that many women like being told what to do, especially in those initial stages? 

Agreed on JNN - definitely a tier-1 GetBigger and spot-on in his analysis of this situation.   ;D
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: Bast175 on August 01, 2009, 05:56:29 AM
I locate her, ask her name, and tell her she should definitely drop me a line sometime.



oh yea really good game there  ::)
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: DK II on August 01, 2009, 05:58:34 AM
At the grocery store today, semi-cute little blonde throws some eyes my way at the seafood counter.  Naturally, I blow her off.

After completing my shopping, I re-think it and decide she's just a few cycles away from having fuck buddy potential. I locate her, ask her name, and tell her she should definitely drop me a line sometime.

She half engages, tells me she's flattered, but then adds that she's not interested right now. I disengage and depart. 

I know it made her week to be approached by me, but did I handle the exit properly?
     

 

maybe you should stop battling out your midlife crisis on getbig and stop behaving like a 14 year old again?
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: Tre on August 01, 2009, 06:02:57 AM
oh yea really good game there  ::)

The strength of my game has always been its simplicity. 

Sure, anyone can spend a couple of hours at a cocktail party making people laugh and have that as their 'in', but how good is the average guy when he's got 8 seconds or less to give the woman an offer she can't refuse? 

maybe you should stop battling out your midlife crisis on getbig...

You don't know the half of it.  LOL
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: Bast175 on August 01, 2009, 06:04:13 AM
The strength of my game has always been its simplicity. 

Sure, anyone can spend a couple of hours at a cocktail party making people laugh and have that as their 'in', but how good is the average guy when he's got 8 seconds or less to give the woman an offer she can't refuse? 

You don't know the half of it.  LOL

here is something quick and better 'hey you look like fun, so i'll put you to the test... gimmie your number'   

it's quick, cocky, and a bit creative. 
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: DK II on August 01, 2009, 06:07:44 AM


You don't know the half of it.  LOL

No i don't but seeing you make an ass out of yourself by hitting on underage girls doesn't really make it better, dude.
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: Bast175 on August 01, 2009, 06:10:21 AM
No i don't but seeing you make an ass out of yourself by hitting on underage girls doesn't really make it better, dude.
???

Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: Tre on August 01, 2009, 06:17:03 AM
No i don't but seeing you make an ass out of yourself by hitting on underage girls doesn't really make it better, dude.

??

She was 28-30 and most of her friends (even the frumpy ones) are already in committed relationships.  She's the tiniest bit on the thick side, so she was never any the first choice of any tier-1 guy.  I couldn't tell whether she used to be fat, but it's certainly a possibility, meaning that there are quite likely some lingering body image and confidence issues. 

Underage, though?  No way.  No one under 23 for me. 
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: DK II on August 01, 2009, 06:20:36 AM
??

She was 28-30 and most of her friends (even the frumpy ones) are already in committed relationships.  She's the tiniest bit on the thick side, so she was never any the first choice of any tier-1 guy.  I couldn't tell whether she used to be fat, but it's certainly a possibility, meaning that there are quite likely some lingering body image and confidence issues. 

Underage, though?  No way.  No one under 23 for me. 

calm down, i was adding some drama.

No matter how much pussy you might pull, and don't get me wrong, you're a cool guy, but you are way too fucking old to "prove" how cool you are by posting every contact you have with some female on getbig. That's pathetic.

"Hey guys, i was in the gym toady, and the girl behind the counter laughed at me, gave me a key for a locker and said "have fun"!!

 ::) ::)

You don't need that.
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: ironneck on August 01, 2009, 06:22:01 AM
"game" is so overrated

tre,you are not exactly dwayne johnson...what you expect?
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: Bast175 on August 01, 2009, 06:24:58 AM
you are way too fucking old to "prove" how cool you are by posting every contact you have with some female on getbig.

good point.  Although he hit on regular girl, rather than his normal shemale with 5 inch clit template.  I think he's trying to prove that a natural vagina doesn't frighten him and that he doesn't yearn for a vagina that looks like a penis.
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: webcake on August 01, 2009, 06:27:34 AM
I was walking down the street today and i actually saw a girl so i followed her home.....
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: DK II on August 01, 2009, 06:28:56 AM
I was walking down the street today and i actually saw a girl so i followed her home.....

it's only rape if she reports it, remember that.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: webcake on August 01, 2009, 06:30:14 AM
it's only rape if she reports it, remember that.  ;D ;D

lol, i read your quote too quickly at first, and thought it said "it's only rape if she remembers it"

Both good points.... ;D
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: Bast175 on August 01, 2009, 06:30:23 AM
I was walking down the street today and i actually saw a girl so i followed her home.....

I looked at a woman in the eyes today for .2 seconds.  beat that motherfu-fhker!
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: ironneck on August 01, 2009, 06:30:35 AM
i wrote with a chick via msn


 8)
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: webcake on August 01, 2009, 06:31:38 AM
I once hid in a girls wardrobe for 3 days.....
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: ironneck on August 01, 2009, 06:32:28 AM
i sucked my mamas tits till i was 10
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: Bast175 on August 01, 2009, 06:32:49 AM
i said hi to a girl then ran away one time.  is that's 3rd base?
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: webcake on August 01, 2009, 06:33:19 AM
i sucked my mamas tits till i was 10

I sucked your mums tits last night.........beat that.
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: Bast175 on August 01, 2009, 06:33:51 AM
i flexed my massive 14 inch calves to a girl one time and then i drooled on myself.
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: webcake on August 01, 2009, 06:34:04 AM
i said hi to a girl then ran away one time.  is that's 3rd base?

lol, no.........that's going the whole way. She might even be pregnant now...
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: ironneck on August 01, 2009, 06:34:15 AM
I sucked your mums tits last night.........beat that.

i watched you two
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: Bast175 on August 01, 2009, 06:35:05 AM
i saw jennifer anistan on the tv show Friends one time and I said to the tv screen "you are hot"
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: webcake on August 01, 2009, 06:35:10 AM
i watched you two

Yeah that was kind of creepy...........either join in next time or leave.
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: webcake on August 01, 2009, 06:36:32 AM
I was standing in a line at a shop and this hot chick said to me "me and my friend like your legs".

That actually did happen to me.......greatest day ever.
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: Bast175 on August 01, 2009, 06:36:44 AM
I smiled at a girl one time and she looked at me then got the attention of a security guy at a bar one time and she pointed at me.   that's good right?
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: Bast175 on August 01, 2009, 06:37:17 AM
I was standing in a line at a shop and this hot chick said to me "me and my friend like your legs".

That actually did happen to me.......greatest day ever.

why did you bang em?
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: webcake on August 01, 2009, 06:37:56 AM
why did you bang em?

Seemed like the right thing to do.....
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: Bast175 on August 01, 2009, 06:39:07 AM
i asked a girl if she would go to prom with me when i was 18, and she said 'no, I'm you're mother, shouldn't you go with someone who's your age and not a relative?'   i was confused and still don't know what went wrong.
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: Bast175 on August 01, 2009, 06:39:43 AM
Seemed like the right thing to do.....

haha did you say 'well.. you should see my third leg...' ?   ;D
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: webcake on August 01, 2009, 06:40:53 AM
I was partying with wiggs one time in veags and he was chatting up this chick, then i notcied she had a cock between her legs, so i said to wiggs "she has a cock" and wiggs said" nah man she's all woman".....
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: Bast175 on August 01, 2009, 06:41:38 AM
i drew a stick figure of a girl one time, then i touched my crotch really quick, then i crumpled up the paper and told myself, 'hit it and quit it'
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: drkaje on August 01, 2009, 06:42:11 AM
Tre,

It's nice that working out has increased your test levels to the point where feminine looking females are attractive. :)

Just make confident eye contact, introduce yourself and ask them out. Once the first opportunity is missed they either smell weakness or feel a little put off. You have to strike while the cooter is hot, Tre.

Then again, she may have figured out you were fantasizing about masculinizing her with test, LOL! Homo!!  :)
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: ironneck on August 01, 2009, 06:42:52 AM
My heart hurts right now
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: Bast175 on August 01, 2009, 06:43:42 AM
I was partying with wiggs one time in veags and he was chatting up this chick, then i notcied she had a cock between her legs, so i said to wiggs "she has a cock" and wiggs said" nah man she's all woman".....

that reminds me of the time i saw wiggs receiving anal sex from gh15 in exchange for 20cc's of tren and a myoplex bar, at a Mets game.
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: webcake on August 01, 2009, 06:44:48 AM
that reminds me of the time i saw wiggs receiving anal sex from gh15 in exchange for 20cc's of tren and a myoplex bar, at a Mets game.

wiggs knows what he wants...........gotta give him respect for that.
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: ironneck on August 01, 2009, 06:45:54 AM
www.tube8.com
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: Bast175 on August 01, 2009, 06:47:26 AM
a good pick up line is 'get the fuck in my van; don't make me have to take out the chloroform and duct tape bitch. i hope you don't mind walking up in a ditch in a pool of body fluids.'   it's sweet and original.
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: ironneck on August 01, 2009, 06:48:13 AM
the best line is:hey what's up
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: webcake on August 01, 2009, 06:49:37 AM
I often flex my calves at women and they look at me and say "what the fuck are you doing"..........always works.
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: ironneck on August 01, 2009, 06:53:19 AM
i have these 2 little magnets which you can throw in the air and they make these cool sounds


WORKS GREAT

chicks are like:what is that? i'm like:my love magnets
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: Bast175 on August 01, 2009, 06:56:19 AM
the best line is:hey what's up

that doesn't really open up conversation... they will just say 'hey' or 'nothing'.

a good line is 'you look like a nurse'  (or teacher, librarian, etc),  then they will correct you, then you say something about said occupation

girls are usually with other girl friends, so it's good to talk to all of them first and say something like 'hey you look like close friends' then they will be compelled to answer.
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: ironneck on August 01, 2009, 06:57:37 AM
nice is also


how much does an ice bear weigh?
"huh, i don'T know"
enough to make the ice break
hi i'm "insert name"
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: webcake on August 01, 2009, 06:59:19 AM
I pull up in one of the 6 cars we have at home and i don't need to even say anything. Bitches love cars.....
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: ironneck on August 01, 2009, 06:59:58 AM
exactly my breitling and my benz is enough
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: Bast175 on August 01, 2009, 07:01:02 AM
how about 'you are hot and i'm a horny hunk'    :D
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: ironneck on August 01, 2009, 07:02:01 AM
how about 'you are hot and i'm a horny hunk'    :D

works every single time
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: webcake on August 01, 2009, 07:02:40 AM
"im webcke from getbig" works pretty well too......
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: ironneck on August 01, 2009, 07:04:21 AM
"im webcke from getbig" works pretty well too......

actually you are huge,aryan and a bastard...should be enough to make their pussies wet
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: Bast175 on August 01, 2009, 07:04:56 AM
'do you support the make a wish foundation, because i wish to skull-fuck you' -this works 95.3% of the time
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: Bast175 on August 01, 2009, 07:06:46 AM
I pull up in one of the 6 cars we have at home and i don't need to even say anything. Bitches love cars.....

I pull up in 6 cars, one after the other, then i tell the girl i'm a valet, they we fuck in one of the 6 cars, then i murder her and put her in my custom-built crawlspace.
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: Bast175 on August 01, 2009, 07:07:55 AM
a great first like is 'i wanna just stick the tip in. i know we're out in public, but i think public displays of affection are sweet'
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: Tre on August 01, 2009, 07:25:53 AM
Tre,

It's nice that working out has increased your test levels to the point where feminine looking females are attractive. :)

Just make confident eye contact, introduce yourself and ask them out. Once the first opportunity is missed they either smell weakness or feel a little put off. You have to strike while the cooter is hot, Tre.

Then again, she may have figured out you were fantasizing about masculinizing her with test, LOL! Homo!!  :)

LOL!!! 

Shit, was it that obvious??   ;D  j/k



Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: drkaje on August 01, 2009, 07:28:21 AM
LOL!!! 

Shit, was it that obvious??   ;D  j/k





Women can tell when we undress them in our minds. Your silly ass adding two cycles of test, 15 lbs of muscle and enlarging their clit isn't a huge stretch. :)
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: Tre on August 01, 2009, 07:28:50 AM
i have these 2 little magnets which you can throw in the air and they make these cool sounds

WORKS GREAT

chicks are like:what is that? i'm like:my love magnets

I think I like this.  Creative and original...a great conversation starter (when one has time for conversation, that is).

'do you support the make a wish foundation, because i wish to skull-fuck you' -this works 95.3% of the time

L O L!

Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: Tre on August 01, 2009, 07:30:11 AM
Women can tell when we undress them in our minds. Your silly ass adding two cycles of test, 15 lbs of muscle and enlarging their clit isn't a huge stretch. :)

LOL!!  If she'd let me get ahold of that ass for just 6-9 months, I'd transform not only her body, but her entire life. 
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: Tre on August 01, 2009, 07:35:37 AM
calm down, i was adding some drama.

No matter how much pussy you might pull, and don't get me wrong, you're a cool guy, but you are way too fucking old to "prove" how cool you are by posting every contact you have with some female on getbig. That's pathetic.

"Hey guys, i was in the gym toady, and the girl behind the counter laughed at me, gave me a key for a locker and said "have fun"!!

 ::) ::)

You don't need that.

You're right, but what's a lonely boy like me to do? :(  I can still pull, but I've never had 'keeper skills', which most people who know me attribute to internal opposition to keeping anyone around more than 3-6 months. 

While not every story would be of interest to GetBig, this one was unusual because it involved a pale-skinned girl who doesn't work out and because it ended with me not getting what I wanted.  That's GB news, right?! ;) 

Face it - I'm just a (sorta) low-budget, Tucker Max wannabe.  And I don't write as well as he does.  *sigh*

Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: drkaje on August 01, 2009, 07:39:20 AM
LOL!!  If she'd let me get ahold of that ass for just 6-9 months, I'd transform not only her body, but her entire life. 

You do realize your wanting to masculinize her is gay, right?
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: Tre on August 01, 2009, 07:44:55 AM
You do realize your wanting to masculinize her is gay, right?

Firming and strengthening her up isn't masculinizing...it's empowering!  Plus, once she's in the gym regularly, it'll do wonders for her sex life.  Fact. 
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: emn1964 on August 01, 2009, 07:46:08 AM
perhaps you should have asked her to scissor you?
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: uberman09 on August 01, 2009, 07:47:14 AM
I once hid in a girls wardrobe for 3 days.....
i once hid a girl's body in a wardrob for 9 days before people figured what hapened.
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: drkaje on August 01, 2009, 07:50:44 AM
Firming and strengthening her up isn't masculinizing...it's empowering!  Plus, once she's in the gym regularly, it'll do wonders for her sex life.  Fact. 

Tre,

Admitting you have a problem and are powerless over it is the first step. :)

There's a huge difference between thinking 'she needs to tone up a bit' and 'two cycles of test, fifteen pounds of muscle and I would hit that shit!!!'.

I'm just sayin'. :)
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: Tre on August 01, 2009, 08:09:28 AM
i once hid a girl's body in a wardrob for 9 days before people figured what hapened.

How many days did you serve?

Tre,

Admitting you have a problem and are powerless over it is the first step. :)

There's a huge difference between thinking 'she needs to tone up a bit' and 'two cycles of test, fifteen pounds of muscle and I would hit that shit!!!'.

I'm just sayin'. :)

LOL @ admitting I'm powerless over it!

Good point, though...I guess I'm usually just in too big a hurry to tone-slash-tap that ass.   ;D
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: drkaje on August 01, 2009, 08:17:56 AM
How many days did you serve?

LOL @ admitting I'm powerless over it!

Good point, though...I guess I'm usually just in too big a hurry to tone-slash-tap that ass.   ;D

Putting on the amateur Psychologist hat for a minute...... I'd say you aren't gay in the classic sense but use muscular (manly) women to compensate for being frail as a child and unable to compete with bigger boys. You also may have been bullied one summer for being a nerd. :)
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: Tre on August 01, 2009, 08:34:32 AM
Putting on the amateur Psychologist hat for a minute...... I'd say you aren't gay in the classic sense but use muscular (manly) women to compensate for being frail as a child and unable to compete with bigger boys. You also may have been bullied one summer for being a nerd. :)

LOL @ frail!!  I was a really skinny kid, but was super athletic, so it didn't matter.  That's why I'm so comfortable around bodybuilders...I'm cozy in my own skinny little skin.  :D

Growing up, though, the black kids all teased me about being smart, because it wasn't 'cool' to know how to read and whatnot.  ::)

And in 6th grade, I got into a fight almost every single day (only lost once)...didn't matter how big you were, I knew how to handle my business, having grown up in the 'hood. ;)   

Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: Kwon on February 01, 2010, 12:45:33 PM
Tre

What do you mean with "not even in my league"?

What attributes did she have / not have?
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: calfzilla on February 01, 2010, 12:50:39 PM
Don't worry Tre happens to all of us.  Nothing wrong with your it's just you are not her type.  It is weird thought how even though you can be way out of a girl's league yet they are not even interested in you.  It's kinda like casting a role in a movie, you may be the greatest actor but not fit the type of character they are looking for. 
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: The Showstoppa on February 01, 2010, 12:55:27 PM
I didn't bother reading all the responses, but how about these conclusions Tre....

1- Being a good Mormon girl, she was just being friendly and you only thought she was interested.
2- She was just being friendly in honor of black history month.
3- She was afraid you were going to steal her purse, so she thought being nice might offset the encounter.  And then when you spoke she realized you weren't a thug and wasn't afraid of you anymore.
4- She was humming "Gotta be a roughneck" as she likes her brotha's on the hard side.
5- Your breath stanks.
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on February 01, 2010, 12:59:53 PM
LOL @ frail!!  I was a really skinny kid, but was super athletic, so it didn't matter.  That's why I'm so comfortable around bodybuilders...I'm cozy in my own skinny little skin.  :D

Growing up, though, the black kids all teased me about being smart, because it wasn't 'cool' to know how to read and whatnot.  ::)

And in 6th grade, I got into a fight almost every single day (only lost once)...didn't matter how big you were, I knew how to handle my business, having grown up in the 'hood. ;)   


Tre you say she isnt in your league...
You are a forty-something schmoe
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: Captain Equipoise on February 01, 2010, 01:03:04 PM
At the grocery store today, semi-cute little blonde throws some eyes my way at the seafood counter.  Naturally, I blow her off.

After completing my shopping, I re-think it and decide she's just a few cycles away from having fuck buddy potential. I locate her, ask her name, and tell her she should definitely drop me a line sometime.

She half engages, tells me she's flattered, but then adds that she's not interested right now. I disengage and depart. 

I know it made her week to be approached by me, but did I handle the exit properly?
     

 

(http://toughsledding.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/loser.jpg)
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: marty31672 on February 01, 2010, 02:25:25 PM
At the grocery store today, semi-cute little blonde throws some eyes my way at the seafood counter.  Naturally, I blow her off.

After completing my shopping, I re-think it and decide she's just a few cycles away from having fuck buddy potential. I locate her, ask her name, and tell her she should definitely drop me a line sometime.

She half engages, tells me she's flattered, but then adds that she's not interested right now. I disengage and depart.  

I know it made her week to be approached by me, but did I handle the exit properly?

oh no she di 'int
f*ck her and her white ass
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: Tre on February 01, 2010, 03:32:10 PM
Tre you say she isnt in your league...
You are a forty-something schmoe

I bring a lot to the table. (no boast)

oh no she di 'int
f*ck her and her white ass

LOL @ di'int!!!!! 

I'm never seen that word in print before.  ;D


Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: jtsunami on February 01, 2010, 04:48:19 PM
I bring a lot to the table. (no boast)

LOL @ di'int!!!!! 

I'm never seen that work in print before.  ;D




why would you approach a woman in a super market, it just reaks of desperation.  Not knocking you, just isn't that place to go and pick people up like that.  She was probably taken aback by such a straight comon in the middle of the milk and egg isle.

Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: Ursus on February 01, 2010, 05:11:27 PM
I was working on the door on Sat night.

Had some Africans organising a R n B night.

I got some serious attention from black women. i was surprised that they showed so much and did not stick solely to the black men there.
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: needmoresize on February 01, 2010, 05:12:31 PM
Bast has literally cracked my ass in half in this thread, 4 asscheeks now
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: jtsunami on February 01, 2010, 05:35:11 PM
I was working on the door on Sat night.

Had some Africans organising a R n B night.

I got some serious attention from black women. i was surprised that they showed so much and did not stick solely to the black men there.

black women will pick a white guy 9 times out of 10, they still see white men as their masters or superiors even though slavery is over.  You never see a black women talking back or yelling at a white man, but they do it all the time to black men.

Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: Ursus on February 01, 2010, 05:43:27 PM
I was looking particularly large and incharge.

The black dued were not happy. They were a nice crowd mainly S.Africans and Zimbabweans
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: WillGrant on February 01, 2010, 06:48:18 PM
fixed
LMAO
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: body88 on February 01, 2010, 06:50:42 PM
At the grocery store today, semi-cute little blonde throws some eyes my way at the seafood counter.  Naturally, I blow her off.

After completing my shopping, I re-think it and decide she's just a few cycles away from having fuck buddy potential. I locate her, ask her name, and tell her she should definitely drop me a line sometime.

She half engages, tells me she's flattered, but then adds that she's not interested right now. I disengage and depart.  

I know it made her week to be approached by me, but did I handle the exit properly?
    

  

People 101. Focus on the person you are talking to and never tell them "they should give you a call". If you had taken the time to be a good listener, she would have told you how she wanted to be picked up, indirectly. This girl thought you were a douche, because you made the conversation about you. Actually, she let you down easy. Infact, if she gave a shit about you at all, she would have at least let you down with a comment that made you feel like you were somewhat important. Ha-ha, she just straight up told you she wasn't interested.
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: heavyNbasic on February 01, 2010, 07:13:01 PM
At the grocery store today, semi-cute little blonde throws some eyes my way at the seafood counter.  Naturally, I blow her off.


She prob thought you were going to steal something.  

Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: Tombo on February 01, 2010, 07:23:22 PM
fucking lol this thread is one of the funniest on getbig in a long time

bravo
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: Eric2 on February 01, 2010, 07:33:24 PM
I would have actually just folded her over the seafood display, jerked her panties to the side and rammed her in front of the customers. :P
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: George Whorewell on February 01, 2010, 08:08:20 PM
LMAOOOOOOOOO

this is the kind of thread gb has been missing lately
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: wes on February 02, 2010, 12:30:19 AM
Funny shit!!  :)

Pimpin` ain`t easy Tre.
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: Parker on February 02, 2010, 12:39:09 AM
I was looking particularly large and incharge.

The black dued were not happy. They were a nice crowd mainly S.Africans and Zimbabweans
So what happened...get any numbers?
Title: Re: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league
Post by: Ursus on February 02, 2010, 01:30:55 PM
I gave mine out to a swedish girl who came to bar after work. friends with a girl I work with.

Also some fattie I pulled gave was given her number by my mate. She text a fair bit then when i started ignoring them i think she took the hint.