Author Topic: Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league (Read 12522 times)

I was standing in a line at a shop and this hot chick said to me "me and my friend like your legs".

That actually did happen to me.......greatest day ever.

Bast175 · « **Reply #57 on:** August 01, 2009, 06:36:44 AM »

I smiled at a girl one time and she looked at me then got the attention of a security guy at a bar one time and she pointed at me. that's good right?

Bast175 · « **Reply #58 on:** August 01, 2009, 06:37:17 AM »

Quote from: webcke on August 01, 2009, 06:36:32 AM

I was standing in a line at a shop and this hot chick said to me "me and my friend like your legs".

That actually did happen to me.......greatest day ever.

why did you bang em?

webcake · « **Reply #59 on:** August 01, 2009, 06:37:56 AM »

Quote from: Bast175 on August 01, 2009, 06:37:17 AM

why did you bang em?

Seemed like the right thing to do.....

Bast175 · « **Reply #60 on:** August 01, 2009, 06:39:07 AM »

i asked a girl if she would go to prom with me when i was 18, and she said 'no, I'm you're mother, shouldn't you go with someone who's your age and not a relative?' i was confused and still don't know what went wrong.

Bast175 · « **Reply #61 on:** August 01, 2009, 06:39:43 AM »

Quote from: webcke on August 01, 2009, 06:37:56 AM

Seemed like the right thing to do.....

haha did you say 'well.. you should see my third leg...' ?

webcake · « **Reply #62 on:** August 01, 2009, 06:40:53 AM »

I was partying with wiggs one time in veags and he was chatting up this chick, then i notcied she had a cock between her legs, so i said to wiggs "she has a cock" and wiggs said" nah man she's all woman".....

Bast175 · « **Reply #63 on:** August 01, 2009, 06:41:38 AM »

i drew a stick figure of a girl one time, then i touched my crotch really quick, then i crumpled up the paper and told myself, 'hit it and quit it'

drkaje · « **Reply #64 on:** August 01, 2009, 06:42:11 AM »

Tre,

It's nice that working out has increased your test levels to the point where feminine looking females are attractive.

Just make confident eye contact, introduce yourself and ask them out. Once the first opportunity is missed they either smell weakness or feel a little put off. You have to strike while the cooter is hot, Tre.

Then again, she may have figured out you were fantasizing about masculinizing her with test, LOL! Homo!!

ironneck · « **Reply #65 on:** August 01, 2009, 06:42:52 AM »

My heart hurts right now

Bast175 · « **Reply #66 on:** August 01, 2009, 06:43:42 AM »

Quote from: webcke on August 01, 2009, 06:40:53 AM

I was partying with wiggs one time in veags and he was chatting up this chick, then i notcied she had a cock between her legs, so i said to wiggs "she has a cock" and wiggs said" nah man she's all woman".....

that reminds me of the time i saw wiggs receiving anal sex from gh15 in exchange for 20cc's of tren and a myoplex bar, at a Mets game.

webcake · « **Reply #67 on:** August 01, 2009, 06:44:48 AM »

Quote from: Bast175 on August 01, 2009, 06:43:42 AM

that reminds me of the time i saw wiggs receiving anal sex from gh15 in exchange for 20cc's of tren and a myoplex bar, at a Mets game.

wiggs knows what he wants...........gotta give him respect for that.

ironneck · « **Reply #68 on:** August 01, 2009, 06:45:54 AM »

www.tube8.com

Bast175 · « **Reply #69 on:** August 01, 2009, 06:47:26 AM »

a good pick up line is 'get the fuck in my van; don't make me have to take out the chloroform and duct tape bitch. i hope you don't mind walking up in a ditch in a pool of body fluids.' it's sweet and original.

ironneck · « **Reply #70 on:** August 01, 2009, 06:48:13 AM »

the best line is:hey what's up

webcake · « **Reply #71 on:** August 01, 2009, 06:49:37 AM »

I often flex my calves at women and they look at me and say "what the fuck are you doing"..........always works.

ironneck · « **Reply #72 on:** August 01, 2009, 06:53:19 AM »

i have these 2 little magnets which you can throw in the air and they make these cool sounds

WORKS GREAT

chicks are like:what is that? i'm like:my love magnets

Bast175 · « **Reply #73 on:** August 01, 2009, 06:56:19 AM »

Quote from: ironneck on August 01, 2009, 06:48:13 AM

the best line is:hey what's up

that doesn't really open up conversation... they will just say 'hey' or 'nothing'.

a good line is 'you look like a nurse' (or teacher, librarian, etc), then they will correct you, then you say something about said occupation

girls are usually with other girl friends, so it's good to talk to all of them first and say something like 'hey you look like close friends' then they will be compelled to answer.

ironneck · « **Reply #74 on:** August 01, 2009, 06:57:37 AM »

nice is also

how much does an ice bear weigh?
"huh, i don'T know"
enough to make the ice break
hi i'm "insert name"