Shot down by a non-fit girl not even in my league

[webcake]

I pull up in one of the 6 cars we have at home and i don't need to even say anything. Bitches love cars.....

[ironneck]

exactly my breitling and my benz is enough

[Bast175]

how about 'you are hot and i'm a horny hunk'   

[ironneck]

how about 'you are hot and i'm a horny hunk'   

works every single time

[webcake]

"im webcke from getbig" works pretty well too......

[ironneck]

"im webcke from getbig" works pretty well too......

actually you are huge,aryan and a bastard...should be enough to make their pussies wet

[Bast175]

'do you support the make a wish foundation, because i wish to skull-fuck you' -this works 95.3% of the time

[Bast175]

I pull up in one of the 6 cars we have at home and i don't need to even say anything. Bitches love cars.....

I pull up in 6 cars, one after the other, then i tell the girl i'm a valet, they we fuck in one of the 6 cars, then i murder her and put her in my custom-built crawlspace.

[Bast175]

a great first like is 'i wanna just stick the tip in. i know we're out in public, but i think public displays of affection are sweet'

[Tre]

Tre,

It's nice that working out has increased your test levels to the point where feminine looking females are attractive.

Just make confident eye contact, introduce yourself and ask them out. Once the first opportunity is missed they either smell weakness or feel a little put off. You have to strike while the cooter is hot, Tre.

Then again, she may have figured out you were fantasizing about masculinizing her with test, LOL! Homo!! 

LOL!!! 

Shit, was it that obvious??     j/k

[drkaje]

LOL!!! 

Shit, was it that obvious??     j/k

Women can tell when we undress them in our minds. Your silly ass adding two cycles of test, 15 lbs of muscle and enlarging their clit isn't a huge stretch.

[Tre]

i have these 2 little magnets which you can throw in the air and they make these cool sounds

WORKS GREAT

chicks are like:what is that? i'm like:my love magnets

I think I like this.  Creative and original...a great conversation starter (when one has time for conversation, that is).

'do you support the make a wish foundation, because i wish to skull-fuck you' -this works 95.3% of the time

L O L!

[Tre]

Women can tell when we undress them in our minds. Your silly ass adding two cycles of test, 15 lbs of muscle and enlarging their clit isn't a huge stretch.

LOL!!  If she'd let me get ahold of that ass for just 6-9 months, I'd transform not only her body, but her entire life. 

[Tre]

calm down, i was adding some drama.

No matter how much pussy you might pull, and don't get me wrong, you're a cool guy, but you are way too fucking old to "prove" how cool you are by posting every contact you have with some female on getbig. That's pathetic.

"Hey guys, i was in the gym toady, and the girl behind the counter laughed at me, gave me a key for a locker and said "have fun"!!

 

You don't need that.

You're right, but what's a lonely boy like me to do?   I can still pull, but I've never had 'keeper skills', which most people who know me attribute to internal opposition to keeping anyone around more than 3-6 months. 

While not every story would be of interest to GetBig, this one was unusual because it involved a pale-skinned girl who doesn't work out and because it ended with me not getting what I wanted.  That's GB news, right?!  

Face it - I'm just a (sorta) low-budget, Tucker Max wannabe.  And I don't write as well as he does.  *sigh*

[drkaje]

LOL!!  If she'd let me get ahold of that ass for just 6-9 months, I'd transform not only her body, but her entire life. 

You do realize your wanting to masculinize her is gay, right?

[Tre]

You do realize your wanting to masculinize her is gay, right?

Firming and strengthening her up isn't masculinizing...it's empowering!  Plus, once she's in the gym regularly, it'll do wonders for her sex life.  Fact. 

[emn1964]

perhaps you should have asked her to scissor you?

[uberman09]

I once hid in a girls wardrobe for 3 days.....

i once hid a girl's body in a wardrob for 9 days before people figured what hapened.

[drkaje]

Firming and strengthening her up isn't masculinizing...it's empowering!  Plus, once she's in the gym regularly, it'll do wonders for her sex life.  Fact. 

Tre,

Admitting you have a problem and are powerless over it is the first step.

There's a huge difference between thinking 'she needs to tone up a bit' and 'two cycles of test, fifteen pounds of muscle and I would hit that shit!!!'.

I'm just sayin'.

[Tre]

i once hid a girl's body in a wardrob for 9 days before people figured what hapened.

How many days did you serve?

Tre,

Admitting you have a problem and are powerless over it is the first step.

There's a huge difference between thinking 'she needs to tone up a bit' and 'two cycles of test, fifteen pounds of muscle and I would hit that shit!!!'.

I'm just sayin'.

LOL @ admitting I'm powerless over it!

Good point, though...I guess I'm usually just in too big a hurry to tone-slash-tap that ass.   

[drkaje]

How many days did you serve?

LOL @ admitting I'm powerless over it!

Good point, though...I guess I'm usually just in too big a hurry to tone-slash-tap that ass.   

Putting on the amateur Psychologist hat for a minute...... I'd say you aren't gay in the classic sense but use muscular (manly) women to compensate for being frail as a child and unable to compete with bigger boys. You also may have been bullied one summer for being a nerd.

[Tre]

Putting on the amateur Psychologist hat for a minute...... I'd say you aren't gay in the classic sense but use muscular (manly) women to compensate for being frail as a child and unable to compete with bigger boys. You also may have been bullied one summer for being a nerd.

LOL @ frail!!  I was a really skinny kid, but was super athletic, so it didn't matter.  That's why I'm so comfortable around bodybuilders...I'm cozy in my own skinny little skin. 

Growing up, though, the black kids all teased me about being smart, because it wasn't 'cool' to know how to read and whatnot. 

And in 6th grade, I got into a fight almost every single day (only lost once)...didn't matter how big you were, I knew how to handle my business, having grown up in the 'hood.    

[Kwon]

Tre

What do you mean with "not even in my league"?

What attributes did she have / not have?

[calfzilla]

Don't worry Tre happens to all of us.  Nothing wrong with your it's just you are not her type.  It is weird thought how even though you can be way out of a girl's league yet they are not even interested in you.  It's kinda like casting a role in a movie, you may be the greatest actor but not fit the type of character they are looking for. 

[The Showstoppa]

I didn't bother reading all the responses, but how about these conclusions Tre....

1- Being a good Mormon girl, she was just being friendly and you only thought she was interested.
2- She was just being friendly in honor of black history month.
3- She was afraid you were going to steal her purse, so she thought being nice might offset the encounter.  And then when you spoke she realized you weren't a thug and wasn't afraid of you anymore.
4- She was humming "Gotta be a roughneck" as she likes her brotha's on the hard side.
5- Your breath stanks.