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Title: Are there any metrosexuals here?
Post by: OneManGang on August 19, 2009, 11:07:34 AM
You are all gay. Just different label.
Title: Re: Are there any metrosexuals here?
Post by: dov on August 19, 2009, 11:10:48 AM
Ronnie is thcker, with a better v-taper...Dorian is seriously lacking teh v-tape
Title: Re: Are there any metrosexuals here?
Post by: clued-up on August 19, 2009, 11:11:33 AM
I make sure my nose hair is taken care of.
Title: Re: Are there any metrosexuals here?
Post by: OneManGang on August 19, 2009, 11:12:47 AM
Ronnie is thcker, with a better v-taper...Dorian is seriously lacking teh v-tape

You are posting on the wrong thread. Take your gayness to the X board
Title: Re: Are there any metrosexuals here?
Post by: OneManGang on August 19, 2009, 11:13:55 AM
I make sure my nose hair is taken care of.

That means you are also gay and maybe even a skinny little bottom twink
Title: Re: Are there any metrosexuals here?
Post by: clued-up on August 19, 2009, 11:16:17 AM
That means you are also gay and maybe even a skinny little bottom twink

I also trim the pubic hair around my.. massive cock. 
Title: Re: Are there any metrosexuals here?
Post by: OneManGang on August 19, 2009, 11:18:38 AM
I also trim the pubic hair around my.. massive cock. 

Still gay
Title: Re: Are there any metrosexuals here?
Post by: clued-up on August 19, 2009, 11:20:05 AM
Still gay

I also pump my pecs on a regular basis.
Title: Re: Are there any metrosexuals here?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on August 19, 2009, 11:38:31 AM
I'm a suburbansexual. Does that count?
Title: Re: Are there any metrosexuals here?
Post by: OneManGang on August 20, 2009, 02:57:14 AM
I'm a suburbansexual. Does that count?

Same as george michael
Title: Re: Are there any metrosexuals here?
Post by: dov on August 20, 2009, 03:27:05 AM
I think "Hulkster" and "ND" should speaketh on this matter.
Title: Re: Are there any metrosexuals here?
Post by: OneManGang on August 21, 2009, 01:52:43 AM
I think "Hulkster" and "ND" should speaketh on this matter.

They are not metrosexuals, but gayer than Liberace
Title: Re: Are there any metrosexuals here?
Post by: Da Freak on August 21, 2009, 07:40:51 AM
(http://www.thebigbags.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/guido.jpg)
Title: Re: Are there any metrosexuals here?
Post by: webcake on August 21, 2009, 07:43:21 AM
Looks like OneManGangBang has gay on the mind again.....
Title: Re: Are there any metrosexuals here?
Post by: YoungBlood on August 21, 2009, 07:45:14 AM
(http://www.thebigbags.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/guido.jpg)

If I saw that guido out on the street, I would completely haul off and punch his ass, unprovoked. >:(
Title: Re: Are there any metrosexuals here?
Post by: Playboy on August 21, 2009, 07:50:43 AM
Still gay
What's gay are people who don't shower, brush their teeth, clean under their armpits or spray on some cologne. Way to get women. The opposite of being metrosexual.
Title: Re: Are there any metrosexuals here?
Post by: njflex on August 21, 2009, 07:52:33 AM
What's gay are people who don't shower, brush their teeth, clean under their armpits or spray on some cologne. Way to get women. The opposite of being metrosexual.
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preach on brother,,,amen
Title: Re: Are there any metrosexuals here?
Post by: johnnynoname on August 21, 2009, 07:57:15 AM
women, seriously, don't like men who look better than them/can fit into a size 2 jeans...those c-unts
Title: Re: Are there any metrosexuals here?
Post by: Playboy on August 21, 2009, 08:00:28 AM
women, seriously, don't like men who look better than them/can fit into a size 2 jeans...those c-unts
That just spells queer.
Title: Re: Are there any metrosexuals here?
Post by: YoungBlood on August 21, 2009, 08:01:52 AM
thats Jawny Noname

I don't think that I would have a problem with JNN if I saw him. But that stupid kissy-faced, spiked hair, spray on tan, freckled guido in the aforementioned post just makes me well up with anger for no reason. (!)
Title: Re: Are there any metrosexuals here?
Post by: johnnynoname on August 21, 2009, 08:09:02 AM
That just spells queer.

it spells whatever it spells but i look fucking amazing a girl's size 2 jeans

I don't think that I would have a problem with JNN if I saw him. But that stupid kissy-faced, spiked hair, spray on tan, freckled guido in the aforementioned post just makes me well up with anger for no reason. (!)

seriously, i hope people don't confuse me for one of those a-holes.

For one, Spray tans are so dumb
and two, those Jersey guido-types have NO fashion sense what so ever
Title: Re: Are there any metrosexuals here?
Post by: YoungBlood on August 21, 2009, 08:14:24 AM
seriously, i hope people don't confuse me for one of those a-holes.

For one, Spray tans are so dumb
and two, those Jersey guido-types have NO fashion sense what so ever

I think you're safe...but you are certainly considered a big nosed metrosexual no matter what you do. You'd probably work well with a faux-hawk. :D
Title: Re: Are there any metrosexuals here?
Post by: Playboy on August 21, 2009, 08:15:44 AM
it spells whatever it spells but i look fucking amazing a girl's size 2 jeans

seriously, i hope people don't confuse me for one of those a-holes.

For one, Spray tans are so dumb
and two, those Jersey guido-types have NO fashion sense what so ever
Where not confusing you at all, bro. Its like Isaid in an earlier post. I would rather have people call me a metrosexual because I shave, brush my teeth, shower regularly, get waxed and wear clean clothes then be considered a slob and a joke by women.
Title: Re: Are there any metrosexuals here?
Post by: johnnynoname on August 21, 2009, 08:19:09 AM
I think you're safe...but you are certainly considered a big nosed metrosexual no matter what you do. You'd probably work well with a faux-hawk. :D

i say no to faux hawks

whenever i wear my hair "up" it, i end up showing way to much forehead

I'm working towards something like this but more tapered on the sides and, maybe, some of those stripes shaved in as well (kinda like what kanye had)
(http://celebhairstyle.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/rihanna-shorthairstyle.jpg)



btw, did i ever mention that i was on my varsity baseball and wrestling team in high school
Title: Re: Are there any metrosexuals here?
Post by: Wiggs on August 21, 2009, 08:24:48 AM
i say no to faux hawks

whenever i wear my hair "up" it, i end up showing way to much forehead

I'm working towards something like this but more tapered on the sides and, maybe, some of those stripes shaved in as well (kinda like what kanye had)
(http://celebhairstyle.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/rihanna-shorthairstyle.jpg)



btw, did i ever mention that i was on my varsity baseball and wrestling team in high school

Outed. :-X
Title: Re: Are there any metrosexuals here?
Post by: johnnynoname on August 21, 2009, 08:25:49 AM
Outed. :-X

man, you look like a broke ass kevin randleman
Title: Re: Are there any metrosexuals here?
Post by: YoungBlood on August 21, 2009, 08:26:29 AM
btw, did i ever mention that i was on my...wrestling team in high school

Probably doesn't help your case there, Johnny!
Title: Re: Are there any metrosexuals here?
Post by: johnnynoname on August 21, 2009, 08:27:30 AM
Probably doesn't help your case there, Johnny!

i can calculate slugging percentages for god's sake- Peter Gammons doesn't even know how to do that
Title: Re: Are there any metrosexuals here?
Post by: OneManGang on August 21, 2009, 08:28:11 AM
What's gay are people who don't shower, brush their teeth, clean under their armpits or spray on some cologne. Way to get women. The opposite of being metrosexual.

Its better to be dirty than gay.... but you may not see it that way, Elton.
Title: Re: Are there any metrosexuals here?
Post by: Wiggs on August 21, 2009, 08:29:31 AM
man, you look like a broke ass kevin randleman

Don't even try pee-wee Herman with a tan.  You're judging me based on 272lbs and I still looked decent.
You've made quite a name for yourself but know your role twink :-*

Now go dance for some dollars :-X

Title: Re: Are there any metrosexuals here?
Post by: johnnynoname on August 21, 2009, 08:33:32 AM
Don't even try pee-wee Herman with a tan.  You're judging me based on 272lbs and I still looked decent.
You've made quite a name for yourself but know your role twink :-*

Now go dance for some dollars :-X



seriously i just lol'd in my apartment at "peewee herman with a tan" ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :D
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/cheetasvval.jpg)

the roles are reversed my friend- after that line, you are my master
kudos


NOTE: that pic was taken in 06 i think so that man i'm embracing is probably dead from AIDS, a drive by or from being squashed by fat white girl
Title: Re: Are there any metrosexuals here?
Post by: swilkins1984 on August 21, 2009, 08:33:48 AM
I get a massage at least once or twice a month.
Title: Re: Are there any metrosexuals here?
Post by: Wiggs on August 21, 2009, 09:38:07 AM
seriously i just lol'd in my apartment at "peewee herman with a tan" ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :D
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/cheetasvval.jpg)

the roles are reversed my friend- after that line, you are my master
kudos


NOTE: that pic was taken in 06 i think so that man i'm embracing is probably dead from AIDS, a drive by or from being squashed by fat white girl

 :-X

Can I just rape you and get it over with? :-X
I'll rape you till you like it ;D
Title: Re: Are there any metrosexuals here?
Post by: Playboy on August 21, 2009, 09:41:14 AM
Its better to be dirty than gay.... but you may not see it that way, Elton.
No...its called hygene. How is having good hygene being gay???
Title: Re: Are there any metrosexuals here?
Post by: johnnynoname on August 21, 2009, 12:41:10 PM
btw, i'm not the original metrosexual superstar


(http://www.e-biznes.org/photo/db_e-biznesorg/12/1/normal/1169568425.gif)

this guy is
Title: Re: Are there any metrosexuals here?
Post by: JasonH on August 21, 2009, 12:43:52 PM
Good ol' Jean Claude with his metrosexual forehead bump.
Title: Re: Are there any metrosexuals here?
Post by: Playboy on August 21, 2009, 12:51:54 PM
Good ol' Jean Claude with his metrosexual forehead bump.
And Vandamme smashed hundreds of pussy's in his day and still does...
Title: Re: Are there any metrosexuals here?
Post by: OneManGang on August 21, 2009, 11:48:07 PM
btw, i'm not the original metrosexual superstar


(http://www.e-biznes.org/photo/db_e-biznesorg/12/1/normal/1169568425.gif)

this guy is

This "guy" had a bit of pussy, yes, but take notice that all his girlfriends and wife were all very manly, many whom were ex-bodybuilders. A metrosexual who only dates manly women (some may not even be women) is 99% likely also having it with manly men. Yuck!
Title: Re: Are there any metrosexuals here?
Post by: OneManGang on August 21, 2009, 11:51:44 PM
No...its called hygene. How is having good hygene being gay???

Over emphasis on hygene is one of the characteristics of gay behavior. Again..you come across as a closet gay trying to excuse your gay behavior by reclassifying it as "hetrosexual". Epic failure