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Title: In about 1 hour.....
Post by: Man of Steel on October 06, 2009, 03:14:27 PM
....I will be headin to my local Gold's Gymansium to make some muscles.  I expect the usual...big weights will be pressed, twinks will slowly begin clearing outta the weight area after I've completed a few sets to prevent suffering by comparison, a couple of loud negroids that make me laugh will jabber back and forth and never really lift anything, spiky-haired guidos and wetbacks will begin texting and ab-shooting for the duration of their workout, 4 highly unqualified trainers will spot a busty cougar on teh Smith for 12 sets of 80 reps with 14lbs, and a lone shadow boxer will again trounce another phantom in the squat rack.
Title: Re: In about 1 hour.....
Post by: Ursus on October 06, 2009, 03:16:36 PM
WHat you training? What weights will thou lift?
Title: Re: In about 1 hour.....
Post by: TacoBell on October 06, 2009, 03:16:51 PM
So its safe to say when you are done today there will be some butthurt people left standing at the gym in astonishment....
Title: Re: In about 1 hour.....
Post by: Man of Steel on October 06, 2009, 03:18:22 PM
WHat you training? What weights will thou lift?

This evening I will be building pectoral muscles and I suspect several hundred pounds will be repeatedly smashed into the air to the delight and astonishment of young boys (no homo).
Title: Re: In about 1 hour.....
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on October 06, 2009, 03:18:52 PM
....I will be headin to my local Gold's Gymansium to make some muscles.  I expect the usual...big weights will be pressed, twinks will slowly begin clearing outta the weight area after I've completed a few sets to prevent suffering by comparison, a couple of loud negroids that make me laugh will jabber back and forth and never really lift anything, spiky-haired guidos and wetbacks will begin texting and ab-shooting for the duration of their workout, 4 highly unqualified trainers will spot a busty cougar on teh Smith for 12 sets of 80 reps with 14lbs, and a lone shadow boxer will again trounce another phantom in the squat rack.

Why don't you change your name and stop worrying about what others are doing at the gym and pay attention to your own workout.  
Title: Re: In about 1 hour.....
Post by: Man of Steel on October 06, 2009, 03:55:42 PM
Why don't you change your name and stop worrying about what others are doing at the gym and pay attention to your own workout. 

LOL!!!  Why don't you come by and show me how it's done "big stuff"?!
Title: Re: In about 1 hour.....
Post by: 240 is Back on October 06, 2009, 04:19:30 PM
....I will be headin to my local Gold's Gymansium to make some muscles.  I expect the usual...big weights will be pressed, twinks will slowly begin clearing outta the weight area after I've completed a few sets to prevent suffering by comparison, a couple of loud negroids that make me laugh will jabber back and forth and never really lift anything, spiky-haired guidos and wetbacks will begin texting and ab-shooting for the duration of their workout, 4 highly unqualified trainers will spot a busty cougar on teh Smith for 12 sets of 80 reps with 14lbs, and a lone shadow boxer will again trounce another phantom in the squat rack.
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it's sad how accurate this is
Title: Re: In about 1 hour.....
Post by: benchmstr on October 06, 2009, 04:20:35 PM
This evening I will be building pectoral muscles and I suspect several hundred pounds will be repeatedly smashed into the air to the delight and astonishment of young boys (no homo).
at your size i would almost believe any number you told me regarding the poundage of your lifts, can i come over and touch you sometimes???(no homo)

bench
Title: Re: In about 1 hour.....
Post by: wikkedonez on October 06, 2009, 04:34:48 PM
Schmoe alert
 ;D
Title: Re: In about 1 hour.....
Post by: EL Mariachi on October 06, 2009, 04:54:17 PM
....I will be headin to my local Gold's Gymansium to make some muscles.  I expect the usual...big weights will be pressed, twinks will slowly begin clearing outta the weight area after I've completed a few sets to prevent suffering by comparison, a couple of loud negroids that make me laugh will jabber back and forth and never really lift anything, spiky-haired guidos and wetbacks will begin texting and ab-shooting for the duration of their workout, 4 highly unqualified trainers will spot a busty cougar on teh Smith for 12 sets of 80 reps with 14lbs, and a lone shadow boxer will again trounce another phantom in the squat rack.
you tell em brother
Title: Re: In about 1 hour.....
Post by: dan18 on October 06, 2009, 04:59:04 PM
Why don't you change your name and stop worrying about what others are doing at the gym and pay attention to your own workout.  
because little twinks like you go to the gym in droves and in groupes of 5 to 8
holding up the benches doing 35 sets of bench, maxing out at 185..
Title: Re: In about 1 hour.....
Post by: dyslexic on October 06, 2009, 05:20:23 PM
Nothin' like gearin' up for your workout...
Title: Re: In about 1 hour.....
Post by: Palpatine Q on October 06, 2009, 05:24:31 PM
....I will be headin to my local Gold's Gymansium to make some muscles.  I expect the usual...big weights will be pressed, twinks will slowly begin clearing outta the weight area after I've completed a few sets to prevent suffering by comparison, a couple of loud negroids that make me laugh will jabber back and forth and never really lift anything, spiky-haired guidos and wetbacks will begin texting and ab-shooting for the duration of their workout, 4 highly unqualified trainers will spot a busty cougar on teh Smith for 12 sets of 80 reps with 14lbs, and a lone shadow boxer will again trounce another phantom in the squat rack.

This post gave me a boner (yes homo)
Title: Re: In about 1 hour.....
Post by: WhiteCastle on October 06, 2009, 05:25:30 PM
In one hour I plan on trouncing a phantom in the squat rack and then doing a few 15 lb concentration curls to really bring the noise.
Title: Re: In about 1 hour.....
Post by: johnnynoname on October 06, 2009, 05:50:30 PM
4 highly unqualified trainers will spot a busty cougar on teh Smith for 12 sets of 80 reps with 14lbs

actually, one unqualified trainer will spot her while the other three will stand in the distance and discuss with each other how many times they have beaten off to said cougar
Title: Re: In about 1 hour.....
Post by: HTexan on October 06, 2009, 11:19:07 PM
silly rabbit.. muscle are made during sleep. ;D
Title: Re: In about 1 hour.....
Post by: MAXX on October 07, 2009, 06:04:30 AM
....I will be headin to my local Gold's Gymansium to make some muscles.  I expect the usual...big weights will be pressed, twinks will slowly begin clearing outta the weight area after I've completed a few sets to prevent suffering by comparison, a couple of loud negroids that make me laugh will jabber back and forth and never really lift anything, spiky-haired guidos and wetbacks will begin texting and ab-shooting for the duration of their workout, 4 highly unqualified trainers will spot a busty cougar on teh Smith for 12 sets of 80 reps with 14lbs, and a lone shadow boxer will again trounce another phantom in the squat rack.
haha good stuff
Title: Re: In about 1 hour.....
Post by: Butterbean on October 07, 2009, 06:24:56 AM
....I will be headin to my local Gold's Gymansium to make some muscles.  I expect the usual...big weights will be pressed, twinks will slowly begin clearing outta the weight area after I've completed a few sets to prevent suffering by comparison, a couple of loud negroids that make me laugh will jabber back and forth and never really lift anything, spiky-haired guidos and wetbacks will begin texting and ab-shooting for the duration of their workout, 4 highly unqualified trainers will spot a busty cougar on teh Smith for 12 sets of 80 reps with 14lbs, and a lone shadow boxer will again trounce another phantom in the squat rack.

This evening I will be building pectoral muscles and I suspect several hundred pounds will be repeatedly smashed into the air to the delight and astonishment of young boys (no homo).

 ;D
Title: Re: In about 1 hour.....
Post by: Mars on October 07, 2009, 06:25:11 AM
haha yes MOS is going on tiny tits crushing tour again
Title: Re: In about 1 hour.....
Post by: CalvinH on October 07, 2009, 07:25:50 AM
Great thread :)
Title: Re: In about 1 hour.....
Post by: dr.chimps on October 07, 2009, 07:27:58 AM
....I will be headin to my local Gold's Gymansium to make some muscles.  I expect the usual...big weights will be pressed, twinks will slowly begin clearing outta the weight area after I've completed a few sets to prevent suffering by comparison, a couple of loud negroids that make me laugh will jabber back and forth and never really lift anything, spiky-haired guidos and wetbacks will begin texting and ab-shooting for the duration of their workout, 4 highly unqualified trainers will spot a busty cougar on teh Smith for 12 sets of 80 reps with 14lbs, and a lone shadow boxer will again trounce another phantom in the squat rack.
LOL. That guy should be ready for a title bout by now.
Title: Re: In about 1 hour.....
Post by: bodybuilder1234 on October 07, 2009, 10:26:48 AM
....I will be headin to my local Gold's Gymansium to make some muscles.  I expect the usual...big weights will be pressed, twinks will slowly begin clearing outta the weight area after I've completed a few sets to prevent suffering by comparison, a couple of loud negroids that make me laugh will jabber back and forth and never really lift anything, spiky-haired guidos and wetbacks will begin texting and ab-shooting for the duration of their workout, 4 highly unqualified trainers will spot a busty cougar on teh Smith for 12 sets of 80 reps with 14lbs, and a lone shadow boxer will again trounce another phantom in the squat rack.

*puts hand up*

Guilty  :-[
Title: Re: In about 1 hour.....
Post by: Mars on October 07, 2009, 10:29:47 AM
Title: Re: In about 1 hour.....
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 07, 2009, 10:30:49 AM
Why don't you change your name and stop worrying about what others are doing at the gym and pay attention to your own workout.  

Easy now "Agent Orange."
Title: Re: In about 1 hour.....
Post by: Man of Steel on October 07, 2009, 01:42:08 PM
at your size i would almost believe any number you told me regarding the poundage of your lifts, can i come over and touch you sometimes???(no homo)

bench

absolutely (total homo)
Title: Re: In about 1 hour.....
Post by: bigmc on October 07, 2009, 01:45:16 PM
Mos is king of the gym  8)
Title: Re: In about 1 hour.....
Post by: _bruce_ on October 07, 2009, 02:10:58 PM
They won't recover...
Title: Re: In about 1 hour.....
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 07, 2009, 02:12:24 PM
MOS is probably having a tough time getting past the autograph seekers who routinely tailgate in the parking lot hoping to get a glimpse of him.
Title: Re: In about 1 hour.....
Post by: dr.chimps on October 07, 2009, 02:13:50 PM
MOS is probably having a tough time getting past the autograph seekers who routinely tailgate in the parking lot hoping to get a glimpse of him.
LOL. Those guys don't happen to be sponsored by Rolling Rock, do they?
Title: Re: In about 1 hour.....
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 07, 2009, 02:14:42 PM
LOL. Those guys don't happen to be sponsored by Rolling Rock, do they?

haha, MOS better watch for a blue van.
Title: Re: In about 1 hour.....
Post by: benchmstr on October 07, 2009, 03:15:23 PM
absolutely (total homo)
my balls are tingling with joy (kinda homo)

bench
Title: Re: In about 1 hour.....
Post by: HTexan on October 07, 2009, 10:03:58 PM
my balls are tingling with joy (kinda homo)

bench
Last time my balls tingled like this, it was jock itch. (never homo)
 ;D ;D :P
Title: Re: In about 1 hour.....
Post by: bigkubby on October 08, 2009, 06:18:29 AM
because little twinks like you go to the gym in droves and in groupes of 5 to 8
holding up the benches doing 35 sets of bench, maxing out at 185..
are you sayikng these little twinks wear sweatpants to hide there twigs and a wifebeater and only work out arms and chest all week to look good at the beach? ;D