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In about 1 hour.....
« on: October 06, 2009, 03:14:27 PM »
....I will be headin to my local Gold's Gymansium to make some muscles.  I expect the usual...big weights will be pressed, twinks will slowly begin clearing outta the weight area after I've completed a few sets to prevent suffering by comparison, a couple of loud negroids that make me laugh will jabber back and forth and never really lift anything, spiky-haired guidos and wetbacks will begin texting and ab-shooting for the duration of their workout, 4 highly unqualified trainers will spot a busty cougar on teh Smith for 12 sets of 80 reps with 14lbs, and a lone shadow boxer will again trounce another phantom in the squat rack.
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Re: In about 1 hour.....
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2009, 03:16:36 PM »
WHat you training? What weights will thou lift?
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Re: In about 1 hour.....
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2009, 03:16:51 PM »
So its safe to say when you are done today there will be some butthurt people left standing at the gym in astonishment....
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Re: In about 1 hour.....
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2009, 03:18:22 PM »
Quote from: Ursus on October 06, 2009, 03:16:36 PM
WHat you training? What weights will thou lift?

This evening I will be building pectoral muscles and I suspect several hundred pounds will be repeatedly smashed into the air to the delight and astonishment of young boys (no homo).
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Re: In about 1 hour.....
« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2009, 03:18:52 PM »
Quote from: Man of Steel on October 06, 2009, 03:14:27 PM
....I will be headin to my local Gold's Gymansium to make some muscles.  I expect the usual...big weights will be pressed, twinks will slowly begin clearing outta the weight area after I've completed a few sets to prevent suffering by comparison, a couple of loud negroids that make me laugh will jabber back and forth and never really lift anything, spiky-haired guidos and wetbacks will begin texting and ab-shooting for the duration of their workout, 4 highly unqualified trainers will spot a busty cougar on teh Smith for 12 sets of 80 reps with 14lbs, and a lone shadow boxer will again trounce another phantom in the squat rack.

Why don't you change your name and stop worrying about what others are doing at the gym and pay attention to your own workout.  
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Re: In about 1 hour.....
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2009, 03:55:42 PM »
Quote from: mon_of_steele on October 06, 2009, 03:18:52 PM
Why don't you change your name and stop worrying about what others are doing at the gym and pay attention to your own workout. 

LOL!!!  Why don't you come by and show me how it's done "big stuff"?!
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Re: In about 1 hour.....
« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2009, 04:19:30 PM »
Quote from: Man of Steel on October 06, 2009, 03:14:27 PM
....I will be headin to my local Gold's Gymansium to make some muscles.  I expect the usual...big weights will be pressed, twinks will slowly begin clearing outta the weight area after I've completed a few sets to prevent suffering by comparison, a couple of loud negroids that make me laugh will jabber back and forth and never really lift anything, spiky-haired guidos and wetbacks will begin texting and ab-shooting for the duration of their workout, 4 highly unqualified trainers will spot a busty cougar on teh Smith for 12 sets of 80 reps with 14lbs, and a lone shadow boxer will again trounce another phantom in the squat rack.
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it's sad how accurate this is
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Re: In about 1 hour.....
« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2009, 04:20:35 PM »
Quote from: Man of Steel on October 06, 2009, 03:18:22 PM
This evening I will be building pectoral muscles and I suspect several hundred pounds will be repeatedly smashed into the air to the delight and astonishment of young boys (no homo).
at your size i would almost believe any number you told me regarding the poundage of your lifts, can i come over and touch you sometimes???(no homo)

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Re: In about 1 hour.....
« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2009, 04:34:48 PM »
Schmoe alert
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Re: In about 1 hour.....
« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2009, 04:54:17 PM »
Quote from: Man of Steel on October 06, 2009, 03:14:27 PM
....I will be headin to my local Gold's Gymansium to make some muscles.  I expect the usual...big weights will be pressed, twinks will slowly begin clearing outta the weight area after I've completed a few sets to prevent suffering by comparison, a couple of loud negroids that make me laugh will jabber back and forth and never really lift anything, spiky-haired guidos and wetbacks will begin texting and ab-shooting for the duration of their workout, 4 highly unqualified trainers will spot a busty cougar on teh Smith for 12 sets of 80 reps with 14lbs, and a lone shadow boxer will again trounce another phantom in the squat rack.
you tell em brother
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Re: In about 1 hour.....
« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2009, 04:59:04 PM »
Quote from: mon_of_steele on October 06, 2009, 03:18:52 PM
Why don't you change your name and stop worrying about what others are doing at the gym and pay attention to your own workout.  
because little twinks like you go to the gym in droves and in groupes of 5 to 8
holding up the benches doing 35 sets of bench, maxing out at 185..
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Re: In about 1 hour.....
« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2009, 05:20:23 PM »
Nothin' like gearin' up for your workout...
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Re: In about 1 hour.....
« Reply #12 on: October 06, 2009, 05:24:31 PM »
Quote from: Man of Steel on October 06, 2009, 03:14:27 PM
....I will be headin to my local Gold's Gymansium to make some muscles.  I expect the usual...big weights will be pressed, twinks will slowly begin clearing outta the weight area after I've completed a few sets to prevent suffering by comparison, a couple of loud negroids that make me laugh will jabber back and forth and never really lift anything, spiky-haired guidos and wetbacks will begin texting and ab-shooting for the duration of their workout, 4 highly unqualified trainers will spot a busty cougar on teh Smith for 12 sets of 80 reps with 14lbs, and a lone shadow boxer will again trounce another phantom in the squat rack.

This post gave me a boner (yes homo)
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Re: In about 1 hour.....
« Reply #13 on: October 06, 2009, 05:25:30 PM »
In one hour I plan on trouncing a phantom in the squat rack and then doing a few 15 lb concentration curls to really bring the noise.
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Re: In about 1 hour.....
« Reply #14 on: October 06, 2009, 05:50:30 PM »
Quote from: Man of Steel on October 06, 2009, 03:14:27 PM
4 highly unqualified trainers will spot a busty cougar on teh Smith for 12 sets of 80 reps with 14lbs

actually, one unqualified trainer will spot her while the other three will stand in the distance and discuss with each other how many times they have beaten off to said cougar
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Re: In about 1 hour.....
« Reply #15 on: October 06, 2009, 11:19:07 PM »
silly rabbit.. muscle are made during sleep. ;D
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Re: In about 1 hour.....
« Reply #16 on: October 07, 2009, 06:04:30 AM »
Quote from: Man of Steel on October 06, 2009, 03:14:27 PM
....I will be headin to my local Gold's Gymansium to make some muscles.  I expect the usual...big weights will be pressed, twinks will slowly begin clearing outta the weight area after I've completed a few sets to prevent suffering by comparison, a couple of loud negroids that make me laugh will jabber back and forth and never really lift anything, spiky-haired guidos and wetbacks will begin texting and ab-shooting for the duration of their workout, 4 highly unqualified trainers will spot a busty cougar on teh Smith for 12 sets of 80 reps with 14lbs, and a lone shadow boxer will again trounce another phantom in the squat rack.
haha good stuff
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Re: In about 1 hour.....
« Reply #17 on: October 07, 2009, 06:24:56 AM »
Quote from: Man of Steel on October 06, 2009, 03:14:27 PM
....I will be headin to my local Gold's Gymansium to make some muscles.  I expect the usual...big weights will be pressed, twinks will slowly begin clearing outta the weight area after I've completed a few sets to prevent suffering by comparison, a couple of loud negroids that make me laugh will jabber back and forth and never really lift anything, spiky-haired guidos and wetbacks will begin texting and ab-shooting for the duration of their workout, 4 highly unqualified trainers will spot a busty cougar on teh Smith for 12 sets of 80 reps with 14lbs, and a lone shadow boxer will again trounce another phantom in the squat rack.

Quote from: Man of Steel on October 06, 2009, 03:18:22 PM
This evening I will be building pectoral muscles and I suspect several hundred pounds will be repeatedly smashed into the air to the delight and astonishment of young boys (no homo).

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Re: In about 1 hour.....
« Reply #18 on: October 07, 2009, 06:25:11 AM »
haha yes MOS is going on tiny tits crushing tour again
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Re: In about 1 hour.....
« Reply #19 on: October 07, 2009, 07:25:50 AM »
Great thread :)
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Re: In about 1 hour.....
« Reply #20 on: October 07, 2009, 07:27:58 AM »
Quote from: Man of Steel on October 06, 2009, 03:14:27 PM
....I will be headin to my local Gold's Gymansium to make some muscles.  I expect the usual...big weights will be pressed, twinks will slowly begin clearing outta the weight area after I've completed a few sets to prevent suffering by comparison, a couple of loud negroids that make me laugh will jabber back and forth and never really lift anything, spiky-haired guidos and wetbacks will begin texting and ab-shooting for the duration of their workout, 4 highly unqualified trainers will spot a busty cougar on teh Smith for 12 sets of 80 reps with 14lbs, and a lone shadow boxer will again trounce another phantom in the squat rack.
LOL. That guy should be ready for a title bout by now.
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Re: In about 1 hour.....
« Reply #21 on: October 07, 2009, 10:26:48 AM »
Quote from: Man of Steel on October 06, 2009, 03:14:27 PM
....I will be headin to my local Gold's Gymansium to make some muscles.  I expect the usual...big weights will be pressed, twinks will slowly begin clearing outta the weight area after I've completed a few sets to prevent suffering by comparison, a couple of loud negroids that make me laugh will jabber back and forth and never really lift anything, spiky-haired guidos and wetbacks will begin texting and ab-shooting for the duration of their workout, 4 highly unqualified trainers will spot a busty cougar on teh Smith for 12 sets of 80 reps with 14lbs, and a lone shadow boxer will again trounce another phantom in the squat rack.

*puts hand up*

Guilty  :-[
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Re: In about 1 hour.....
« Reply #22 on: October 07, 2009, 10:29:47 AM »
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Re: In about 1 hour.....
« Reply #23 on: October 07, 2009, 10:30:49 AM »
Quote from: mon_of_steele on October 06, 2009, 03:18:52 PM
Why don't you change your name and stop worrying about what others are doing at the gym and pay attention to your own workout.  

Easy now "Agent Orange."
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Re: In about 1 hour.....
« Reply #24 on: October 07, 2009, 01:42:08 PM »
Quote from: benchmstr on October 06, 2009, 04:20:35 PM
at your size i would almost believe any number you told me regarding the poundage of your lifts, can i come over and touch you sometimes???(no homo)

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absolutely (total homo)
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