who would have thought this statement would come from me.Preferably titty shots.
Theres a concert in town tonight. I'm taking a hot 23 year old blond, managed to get full comp drinks for her from the bar. Fluked off meeting the band at the hotel my buddy works at, started talking to them. Ended up getting full VIP backstage party with the band passes after. Is this my life? Yeah, I got a pic of the chick, lemme think if I wanna post it. No, Im gonna post up shots of me and her after the night instead.
who would have thought this statement would come from me.
Theres a concert in town tonight. I'm taking a hot 23 year old blond, managed to get full comp drinks for her from the bar. Fluked off meeting the band at the hotel my buddy works at, started talking to them. Ended up getting full VIP backstage party with the band passes after. Is this my life? Yeah, I got a pic of the chick, lemme think if I wanna post it. No, Im gonna post up shots of me and her after the night instead.
Preferably titty shots.
Of her!
Shit is rolling for you brother lately.. allways works out. Happy for you.
:D ::)STFU gimmick. ::)
thanks man---what a nice change after 4554 years of misery. I'll have pics and full disclosure at end of nightThe power of positive thinking? Good luck man!
STFU gimmick. ::)::)
thanks boys--shes comin over right now---i may do a video blog--lol
::)::) ::)
::) ::)conehead
N0ob.
coneheadRomanian.
Romanian.
rip it apart fuckers---yaya i got a long way to go, but compared to 3 months ago Im moving forward----and theres a 23 year old blond in my shower at the momentLet her know that you're the Getbig People's Champion. You'll be in like Flynn.
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rip it apart fuckers---yaya i got a long way to go, but compared to 3 months ago Im moving forward----and theres a 23 year old blond in my shower at the moment
damn dude if you slim down to about 200 you would look late 20's
nd theres a 23 year old blond in my shower at the moment
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rip it apart fuckers---yaya i got a long way to go, but compared to 3 months ago Im moving forward----and theres a 23 year old blond in my shower at the moment
Now look who I see,
Fantastic Mr Heat Miser hair :D
the peacock feathers are soooooooo 1978
looked in your mirror lately? ::) ::)Damn - she still in the shower? Your water bill is gonna be off the hook.
looked in your mirror lately? ::) ::)
Romanian.
damn dude if you slim down to about 200 you would look late 20's
QFT! That ADD or whatever really works for you!adderall?
Looking good dude! Congrats on the new outlook on life and transformation! My only critique would be to lose the undershirt and tuck in your dress shirt, not flamming, just saying little details like this may help you seal the deal!
NO! Don't tuck in your shirt! He's trying to trick you. Tucked in shirts spells HOMO!Or give a better taper to his body..
You're on the right track. Go with your instincts! Go with your instincts!
Or give a better taper to his body..You're right - GB fashion policia up in here telling him not to tuck his shirt in
So douchebagia has a date? BFD. Congratilations, Josh, you're starting a thread over a normal, everyday activity that most single people do all the time. She's 23? Aren't you like 40? So the only way you could get a date was con some young-and-dumb kid right out of college to hang with you? Bravo! *golf clap* ::)He could have mail ordered a date from Iran like you did.
He could have mail ordered a date from Iran like you did.
I met my wife in college at Georgetown. You must have done the mail-order thing, cone-head.My wife is American, fatty. ;)
So douchebagia has a date? BFD. Congratilations, Josh, you're starting a thread over a normal, everyday activity that most single people do all the time. She's 23? Aren't you like 40? So the only way you could get a date was con some young-and-dumb kid right out of college to hang with you? Bravo! *golf clap* ::)
So douchebagia has a date? BFD. Congratilations, Josh, you're starting a thread over a normal, everyday activity that most single people do all the time. She's 23? Aren't you like 40? So the only way you could get a date was con some young-and-dumb kid right out of college to hang with you? Bravo! *golf clap* ::)
Romanian.gopo :D
so now you can finally afford a cheap hooker
good for you Josh ... you are moving up :D :-\
who's your interior decorator ? how about your stylist ?
BTW you could become a spokesperson for Jenny Craig.
she got drunk -- I got laid -- she passed out---whoopee, it was boringBoom Good work!
anyways on to this -- Ya I'm 40 and I just banged a hot 23 year old blond. And it just pains you that you can't spit the truth out wishing you were in my shoes. Instead you have to (not) bang the tired, old fat hairy saggy titted stretch marked cellulite thing laying next to you. And in some way shape or form you will come back on get big and justify some comment to the effect that I have failed. LOL, yet I, and others on this board, will know the truth. And I can with full confidence say that 100% of the guys on here would rather be nailing whats in my bed rather than whats in yours. Have a great night fatty.
epic fail reply---why are you and goatboy and other haters failing so hard and grasping at straws ,.....decorator, stylist,....man that is beyond weak,...cheap hooker?,...no original material left? anyways, beyond that, why this account?Avesher - good for you that your night ended well. If I may give you some advice, don't take this board so seriously. Shrug off the haters and don't put energy into replying. Haters
it really appears to bother you two that I am doing better in life
Someone once asked Donald Trump why he dates much younger women. He simply replied that young women were more attractive than old women. And that he can [date younger women].
This is what we should all aspire to in our golden years:
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Yes and Hef's new girls need impants, no?
Young is fine up to a point. But the absolute lower limit for a 40-year-old should be something like 28, 29... someone who's been out in the world and had some life experiences. To a normal, well-adjusted 40 year old, dating a 23-year-old would be like picking some kid up off the playground. But then again, this is Josh we're talking about...
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rip it apart fuckers---yaya i got a long way to go, but compared to 3 months ago Im moving forward----and theres a 23 year old blond in my shower at the moment
lol how to know you aare doing good in life...you don't feel compelled to share everything on the internet
wheres a pic of the broad?tell me you didn't believe he story lol
wheres a pic of the broad?
(http://i35.tinypic.com/2yyo0ol.jpg)did u find this pic on the net ?
sev--give it up--life has changed for me---is it that hard to accept that your life < mine now
tell me you didn't believe he story lol
avesher/josh hasn't gotten laid in 5 years by his own admitance
the guy is schizo or so he said ...on heavy meds and incapable of having a job or a relation
not knocking him down but he's quite sad .
I hope he recovers though . He needs help
did u find this pic on the net ?
oh I dont know ask johnnynoname--hes on my facebook, shes on my facebook and shes sitting right beside me atm and will hold up sign saying sev sucks--getbig.complease do ...
oh I dont know ask johnnynoname--hes on my facebook, shes on my facebook and shes sitting right beside me atm and will hold up sign saying sev sucks--getbig.com--meh skip all that--hereWell done dude!
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Young is fine up to a point. But the absolute lower limit for a 40-year-old should be something like 28, 29... someone who's been out in the world and had some life experiences. To a normal, well-adjusted 40 year old, dating a 23-year-old would be like picking some kid up off the playground. But then again, this is Josh we're talking about...
tell me you didn't believe he story lol
avesher/josh hasn't gotten laid in 5 years by his own admitance
the guy is schizo or so he said ...on heavy meds and incapable of having a job or a relation
not knocking him down but he's quite sad .
hope he recovers though . He needs help
Well, it's comforting to know that someone has determine the optimal compatible age between the sexes for all of mankind. Perhaps you can indulge us with a chart.If only he knew he should be depressed ::)
Poor Hef. If he only knew how miserable he's supposed to be. I think in that pic he's in his eighties and his girl friends (ah twins) are about 23 years old.
sev--give it up--life has changed for me---is it that hard to accept that your life < mine now
here's a better one
when going nattie makes u better than pellius on drugs lol
here's a better one
when going nattie makes u better than pellius on drugs lol
Young is fine up to a point. But the absolute lower limit for a 40-year-old should be something like 28, 29... someone who's been out in the world and had some life experiences. To a normal, well-adjusted 40 year old, dating a 23-year-old would be like picking some kid up off the playground. But then again, this is Josh we're talking about...
hey sev---even at 43--when I drop into 215 and 220,..I know and everyone on this board knows that facially, with hair and complete overall appearance I'm gonna look leaps and bounds better than you. So ride your little hot streak for the next 4 months while u can. Remember, I can cut this hair, you cant grow any.
I didnt know her and i were dating,...and she doesnt know this either,...for we both stated we went out last night, had fun. had sex and life goes on. Sex does not equal dating. And AGAIN goatboy fails,...swing and a miss, strike 55. Lets take a poll, who would you rather bang, a blond 23 year old or a fat hairy washed up 40 year old saggy titted fat assed paki broad? Polling stations are now open:o :o
I didnt know her and i were dating,...and she doesnt know this either,...for we both stated we went out last night, had fun. had sex and life goes on. Sex does not equal dating. And AGAIN goatboy fails,...swing and a miss, strike 55. Lets take a poll, who would you rather bang, a blond 23 year old or a fat hairy washed up 40 year old saggy titted fat assed paki broad? Polling stations are now open;D
Sev can't escape getting pwned, even under a new alias. :(
I didnt know her and i were dating,...and she doesnt know this either,...for we both stated we went out last night, had fun. had sex and life goes on. Sex does not equal dating. And AGAIN goatboy fails,...swing and a miss, strike 55. Lets take a poll, who would you rather bang, a blond 23 year old or a fat hairy washed up 40 year old saggy titted fat assed paki broad? Polling stations are now open
disturb (may I call you disturb?), you look way better than him now. Your pic makes you look like early thirties. Having a great head of hair really helps. A little leaner and it's stud city. That Sev guy has that bald, retard, downs syndrome look. No comparison.
BTW, do you know why he now has a gimmick? Did Ron finally put that filthy homo in TO?
Well, it's comforting to know that someone has determine the optimal compatible age between the sexes for all of mankind. Perhaps you can indulge us with a chart.
I got a pm from someone who will remain nameless saying they for a fact called homeland security or whatever you have in the states telling them sev is a criminal or something like that---I have no idea what that leads to, jus sayin
And this is from a guy who posts YouTube videos of himself having breakfast and then popping Dbol for desert. How many naps was it again -- 100mg/day. Natty indeed.lol.... in 3 weeks I'll be in the States ..AGAIN
God, your Romanian stench even seeps through the computer screen. Thank God that your gypsy ass is staying in Romania and the closest you'll ever get to America is posting (even more) YouTube vids of yourself rapping to Biggie Smalls.
Have fun living in a 3rd world sewer and banging hook nose gypsy skanks.
lol.... in 3 weeks I'll be in the States ..AGAINWhats wrong with Romania? Serious question
you = owned
chaos ... get my dick out of your mouf buoy
You = Outed.
chaos ... get my dick out of your mouf buoy
Whats wrong with Romania? Serious question
Not a problem! :D
Do a fact check. Like all third world countries, it's poor (average income is around $12,000), no opportunity, day to day things we take for granted (sanitation, utilities, health care, etc.) and of course the political corruption.I just want to hear his view on what's wrong with Romania and why he is choosing to move to the US.
Why do you think Down's syndrome face wants to come here? How many Americans are flocking to move to Romania compared to Romanians that want to come here.
I just want to hear his view on what's wrong with Romania and why he is choosing to move to the US.nothing wrong here
nothing wrong here
I just feel at home in US
I have been living in US since I was 18 ;)
And being reunited with his boyfuking mentor Steward Swerdlow.do you deny being A LIVING FOSSIL ?
do you deny being A LIVING FOSSIL ?
In better shape and athletic condition than you are, have ever been and will ever be.so you don't deny
Baldy.
do you deny being A LIVING FOSSIL ?
so you don't deny
does Smithsonian claims your bony ass ?
if u look anywhere near that good at his age, well nothing really cause you won't---no hair growing ability=look older always
disturb, look at your watch right now and in exactly five minutes we will mind meld and wish for his death. If we do it enough, and others join in (which won't be hard), we can make this happen.
I'd much rather be "off the charts" and go with disturbia's hottie.
That's possibly the worst comeback ever.
Yeah.... you can take her for dinner at Chuck E Cheese after she's done watching cartoons.
Yeah.... you can take her for dinner at Chuck E Cheese after she's done watching cartoons.
Yeah.... you can take her for dinner at Chuck E Cheese after she's done watching cartoons.
We're here to help.Speak for yourself.
wait til you guys see tomorrow date---geezus I gotta pinch myself. Oh and to squash goatboys only whining issue,this one is 30. Pics will follow soon.TWO in a row!?!?! :o :o
wait til you guys see tomorrow date---geezus I gotta pinch myself. Oh and to squash goatboys only whining issue,this one is 30. Pics will follow soon.
oh hell lets throw that pic up now, oh and if sev requires it, once again I have pics with her and I together. I went out with her once before:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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I have no idea what you mean with that reaction---now I'm just confused
I have no idea what you mean with that reaction---now I'm just confusedyou have always been a little "confused" tanktank lol
oh hell lets throw that pic up now, oh and if sev requires it, once again I have pics with her and I together. I went out with her once before
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Holy shit. Better than the first. I bet losing teh weight and banging hot chicks is really turning your life around. So are you done with living like a recluse? I hope so man. Life is too short and too many women to nail. You know Grant is devastated at your miraculous transformation. ;D
windsor88
no leave him out of all this---he's fine with everything and I wanna keep it that wayWhat about Twila?
What about Twila?
wait til you guys see tomorrow date---geezus I gotta pinch myself. Oh and to squash goatboys only whining issue,this one is 30. Pics will follow soon.
Very good. I assumed all you could get was young dumb kids, but perhaps I was wrong. Either way, you're still pathetic for starting a thread and making a big e-deal about a date.
Very good. I assumed all you could get was young dumb kids, but perhaps I was wrong. Either way, you're still pathetic for starting a thread and making a big e-deal about a date.
That girl has a pretty mouth...and bring back disturbia. >:(