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Title: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: The RedMeatKid on October 27, 2009, 04:13:01 PM
I know I sure would.  I would be moving all over the place, keeping the big glom off balance and winded.  I would keep sticking jabs in his oversized face, stinging him and frustrating him.  I would dance away from him as he throws his big, errant haymakers and roundhouses, only to come back in with a flurry of hooks and crosses, dazing and humiliating him and his big useless muscles.  Then I would seal the deal with a big right and leave the punk writhing on the canvas, wondering what day it is.
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: Signifying Monkey on October 27, 2009, 04:14:09 PM
ok
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: wikkedonez on October 27, 2009, 04:14:30 PM
How bout on PS 3 then ;D
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: Chick on October 27, 2009, 04:18:28 PM
I know I sure would.  I would be moving all over the place, keeping the big glom off balance and winded.  I would keep sticking jabs in his oversized face, stinging him and frustrating him.  I would dance away from him as he throws his big, errant haymakers and roundhouses, only to come back in with a flurry of hooks and crosses, dazing and humiliating him and his big useless muscles.  Then I would seal the deal with a big right and leave the punk writhing on the canvas, wondering what day it is.

You spend your days fantasizing about me?

strange...
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: The RedMeatKid on October 27, 2009, 04:20:30 PM
You spend your days fantasizing about me?

strange...

Don't get it twisted, boy.  I'm talking about boxing and leaving you beaten and bruised in a legally sanctioned match. 
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: 240 is Back on October 27, 2009, 04:24:44 PM
Bob Chick has some mad squabbles.  I saw him knock out two guys who cut in front of him on the 9th hole at the country club here. 











Sure, they were about 70 years old... but there were two of them.
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: Signifying Monkey on October 27, 2009, 04:29:09 PM
Bob Chick has some mad squabbles.  I saw him knock out two guys who cut in front of him on the 9th hole at the country club here. 











Sure, they were about 70 years old... but there were two of them.

Isn't Bob around 60 himself?
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: 240 is Back on October 27, 2009, 04:29:47 PM
Isn't Bob around 60 himself?

Bob's 40












percent bodyfat.
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: Signifying Monkey on October 27, 2009, 04:32:47 PM
Bob's 40












percent bodyfat.

pretty decent for an almost senior citizen
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: Ursus on October 27, 2009, 04:36:03 PM
Im sorry but I found thsi thread hilarious. Seriously I LOL'd
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: Signifying Monkey on October 27, 2009, 04:40:52 PM
Bob would crush the redmeatkid.  Bob has "old man strength"
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on October 27, 2009, 04:43:59 PM
WE HAVE TO TAKE A TEST?
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on October 27, 2009, 04:49:53 PM
start jogging on your streets bob so u dont run of out steam after 10 secs-i dont think u have good cardio endurance right now
and i mean real cardio-not the slow walks u do on your busted old treadmill like in war 4 worlds
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: Earl1972 on October 27, 2009, 04:51:47 PM
I know I sure would.  I would be moving all over the place, keeping the big glom off balance and winded.  I would keep sticking jabs in his oversized face, stinging him and frustrating him.  I would dance away from him as he throws his big, errant haymakers and roundhouses, only to come back in with a flurry of hooks and crosses, dazing and humiliating him and his big useless muscles.  Then I would seal the deal with a big right and leave the punk writhing on the canvas, wondering what day it is.

and then you would wake up from this wet dream

E
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: Ursus on October 27, 2009, 04:54:48 PM
and then you would wake up from this wet dream

E

Outed!
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: Chick on October 27, 2009, 05:28:30 PM
start jogging on your streets bob so u dont run of out steam after 10 secs-i dont think u have good cardio endurance right now
and i mean real cardio-not the slow walks u do on your busted old treadmill like in war 4 worlds

LOL...right. My "busted old treadmill" cost more than the bucket of bolts you drive son.
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: SS on October 27, 2009, 05:34:22 PM
Chick is a retired athlete.
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: The RedMeatKid on October 27, 2009, 05:46:46 PM
I'm ready to drop that tramp...I don't give a rat's ass whether it's in a boxing ring or in a dojo because I'll take him down with my right foot in a Karate match.  I'm ready for that muscle bound lump!
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: Tombo on October 27, 2009, 05:50:48 PM
LOL...right. My "busted old treadmill" cost more than the bucket of bolts you drive son.

Can't even take a joke!
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: TRIX on October 27, 2009, 05:53:14 PM
Chick is a retired athlete man in a thong.
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: Signifying Monkey on October 27, 2009, 05:53:38 PM
Can't even take a joke!

he might be old and cranky, but bob will drop kick the redmeatkid through the goalposts of life
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on October 27, 2009, 05:58:14 PM
he might be old and cranky, but bob will drop kick the redmeatkid through the goalposts of life
how do u figure this? if movie star bob got winded just walking on his busted old treadmill in war 4 worlds, how is he gonna last in a boxing match?
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: Devon97 on October 27, 2009, 06:01:48 PM
how do u figure this? if movie star bob got winded just walking on his busted old treadmill in war 4 worlds, how is he gonna last in a boxing match?

Once again Natty Wonder speaks the truth! :o
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: Signifying Monkey on October 27, 2009, 06:03:35 PM
how do u figure this? if movie star bob got winded just walking on his busted old treadmill in war 4 worlds, how is he gonna last in a boxing match?

You're assuming The Redmeatkid will make it go the distance.  Bob will use the tricks he has learned over several decades to end things quickly.  Old age and treachery will beat the kid
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: LatsMcGee on October 28, 2009, 01:43:36 AM
You're assuming The Redmeatkid will make it go the distance.  Bob will use the tricks he has learned over several decades to end things quickly.  Old age and treachery will beat the kid

You think Bob's gonna suck his cock for winny?
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: Samourai Pizzacat on October 28, 2009, 01:51:03 AM
Could..not...care..less. ..
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: OneManGang on October 28, 2009, 02:28:50 AM
LOL...right. My "busted old treadmill" cost more than the bucket of bolts you drive son.

That white treadmill with you performing a slow walk with no incline and still huffing and puffing. Your cardio would be spent after less than 30 seconds doing anything but a slow walk let alone boxing  ::)
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: The RedMeatKid on October 28, 2009, 09:53:11 AM
That white treadmill with you performing a slow walk with no incline and still huffing and puffing. Your cardio would be spent after less than 30 seconds doing anything but a slow walk let alone boxing  ::)

Dude, Chick's arms are gonna feel like lead after about twelve seconds.  His legs will go by forty-five seconds.  He can't cope with the speed, finesse, and punching power.  Lights out.
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: Benito Mutumbo on October 28, 2009, 12:10:45 PM
(http://www.popgadget.net/images/kid_treadmill.jpg)
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: OneManGang on October 29, 2009, 01:27:31 AM
Dude, Chick's arms are gonna feel like lead after about twelve seconds.  His legs will go by forty-five seconds.  He can't cope with the speed, finesse, and punching power.  Lights out.

...and what kind of boxing background has Chick? He probably got a free 20lbs "heavy" bag with the purchase of his treadmill and he "boxed" on it in his basement a couple of times ;D
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: Tyr on October 29, 2009, 01:32:45 AM
You're assuming The Redmeatkid will make it go the distance.  Bob will use the tricks he has learned over several decades to end things quickly.  Old age and treachery will beat the kid


 :D
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: OneManGang on October 29, 2009, 01:39:09 AM

 :D

Bob will beat the shit out of redmeat with his walking stick and then escape in his motorized wheelchair before redmeat can hit back
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: Tyr on October 29, 2009, 01:40:25 AM
Bob will beat the shit out of redmeat with his walking stick and then escape in his motorized wheelchair before redmeat can hit back


but where does the meat go?
                           -Cosmo Kramer
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: Max_Rep on October 29, 2009, 01:45:11 AM
I know I sure would.  I would be moving all over the place, keeping the big glom off balance and winded.  I would keep sticking jabs in his oversized face, stinging him and frustrating him.  I would dance away from him as he throws his big, errant haymakers and roundhouses, only to come back in with a flurry of hooks and crosses, dazing and humiliating him and his big useless muscles.  Then I would seal the deal with a big right and leave the punk writhing on the canvas, wondering what day it is.

Internet boxing champ of his own mind... kinda like "beer muscles". Can I get the champs autograph?
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: Bones on October 30, 2009, 09:05:58 PM
   RedMeat after the punch.
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: Schmoe Buster on October 30, 2009, 09:32:30 PM
Chick could'nt punch his way out of a wet paper bag
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: Mr Nobody on October 31, 2009, 04:03:59 AM
I think Falcon could get in a few Falcon punches/combinations on Chick
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: webcake on October 31, 2009, 04:07:43 AM
bodybuilders can't fight............all show, no go.
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: Schmoe Buster on October 31, 2009, 04:10:40 AM
bodybuilders can't fight............all show, no go.

from seeing how Chick looks these days its no show,no go, and no real hair
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: Mr Nobody on October 31, 2009, 04:13:12 AM
from seeing how Chick looks these days its no show,no go, and no real hair
And quote " If you think you are a boxer you are"
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: webcake on October 31, 2009, 04:16:50 AM
from seeing how Chick looks these days its no show,no go, and no real hair

Are you saying Robert Chickendildo is on his last legs?
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: WillGrant on October 31, 2009, 04:22:37 AM
WE HAVE TO TAKE A TEST?
Bob has a script for that
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: Schmoe Buster on October 31, 2009, 04:36:35 AM
Are you saying Robert Chickendildo is on his last legs?

Chick spends most of his working hours on his knees
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: Mr Nobody on October 31, 2009, 04:42:01 AM
Chick spends most of his working hours on his knees
LMAO ;D
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: WingedLion on October 31, 2009, 04:59:31 AM
Bob was a gladiator . Ha HAS to be athletic. I would not dismiss him at all and unless redmeat had formal training I think Chick would deck him. My 2 cents
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: Signifying Monkey on October 31, 2009, 05:53:50 AM
Bob was a gladiator . Ha HAS to be athletic. I would not dismiss him at all and unless redmeat had formal training I think Chick would deck him. My 2 cents

when was bob a gladiator?
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: WingedLion on October 31, 2009, 05:59:54 AM
when was bob a gladiator?
a few good years back

http://www.tvrage.com/person/id-52232
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: Signifying Monkey on October 31, 2009, 06:06:48 AM
damn, he's only 43. I thought he was older
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: mesmorph78 on October 31, 2009, 06:51:08 AM
You're assuming The Redmeatkid will make it go the distance.  Bob will use the tricks he has learned over several decades to end things quickly.  Old age and treachery will beat the kid

old age and treachery
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: The RedMeatKid on October 31, 2009, 11:40:24 AM
Bob was a gladiator . Ha HAS to be athletic. I would not dismiss him at all and unless redmeat had formal training I think Chick would deck him. My 2 cents

Formal training?  Fred Villari's Shaolin Kempo Kung Fu, Bench press of 405, countless hours in Mike's Boxing Gym...I'd say I have formal training.
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: tom joad on October 31, 2009, 01:22:19 PM
not sure about boxing, but Bob would pin Red Meat in a naked wrestling match for sure.
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: Bones on October 31, 2009, 03:34:10 PM
Formal training?  Fred Villari's Shaolin Kempo Kung Fu, Bench press of 405, countless hours in Mike's Boxing Gym...I'd say I have formal training.
::)
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: The RedMeatKid on November 02, 2009, 05:57:28 PM
Chick's lack of a a response to this challenge speaks volumes.  The man is not confident about his sparring ability.  The man is unsure of himself, he does not feel he can go the distance.  He needs to stick to steroids and posing.
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on November 02, 2009, 06:08:17 PM
Chick's lack of a a response to this challenge speaks volumes.  The man is not confident about his sparring ability.  The man is unsure of himself, he does not feel he can go the distance.  He needs to stick to steroids and posing.
and getting winded while working on his junky antique cars in his garage like in war 4 worlds
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: OneManGang on November 02, 2009, 11:50:55 PM
and getting winded while working on his junky antique cars in his garage like in war 4 worlds

...and getting winded from a slow pased stroll on his antique treadmill  ;D
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: Schmoe Buster on November 03, 2009, 12:20:28 AM
Chick only has stamina for naked wrestling schmoes at the Mirage
Title: Re: Who Here Would Love To Test Bob Chick's Boxing Skills?
Post by: Primary Captain on August 21, 2014, 01:38:23 PM
;)
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Post by: gracie bjj on August 21, 2014, 01:43:15 PM
i always liked bob chick,he always seems pretty cool on his interviews.i know he has a great sense of humor, after all how the hell could he post on getbig if he didnt :D