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Title: Need getbiggers advices on being an attention whore at work
Post by: calfzilla on October 30, 2009, 04:17:24 PM
  So at work there are a few hot chicks, problem is because of traditional work attire it's hard to show off the arms and other various muscles that I have worked so hard for.  Only thing I can think of is workout at the company gym after work and wear a tank, but then again they will only see me if they are in the gym too.  

Any ideas getbiggers?  What do you do?  

(http://latitudeprc.com/Hot%20off%20the%20Press/5A98D516-5F57-46B3-B886-B72F4FB905C0_files/office-flirt2.jpg)
Title: Re: Need getbiggers advices on being an attention whore at work
Post by: dr.chimps on October 30, 2009, 04:19:19 PM
  So at work there are a few hot chicks, problem is because of traditional work attire it's hard to show off the arms and other various muscles that I have worked so hard for.  Only thing I can think of is workout at the company gym after work and wear a tank, but then again they will only see me if they are in the gym too. 

Any ideas getbiggers?  What do you do? 
I think Clavin now has kiwi's assless chaps. Might want to PM him.
Title: Re: Need getbiggers advices on being an attention whore at work
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on October 30, 2009, 04:25:23 PM
ok, heres the plan:

wait for a group of the hot chicks to be at one location. walk near them and trip on some sharp object you planted there earlier. Have a few fake blood packs and open them on your leg. pretend your bleeding to death so you have to rip off your shirt to stop the blood. BOOM pecs-ahoy

or

show up one day in muscle tee, dolphin shorts and a fanny pack. say, "anyone see anything they like?'
Title: Re: Need getbiggers advices on being an attention whore at work
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on October 30, 2009, 04:26:16 PM
i think u need to get more muscular and wear tighter clothes
Title: Re: Need getbiggers advices on being an attention whore at work
Post by: webcake on October 30, 2009, 04:28:10 PM
Spill some coffee on your shirt so you have to quickly rip it off revealling your massively ripped body. Pretty much guaranteed to work.
Title: Re: Need getbiggers advices on being an attention whore at work
Post by: calfzilla on October 30, 2009, 04:28:45 PM
i think u need to get more muscular and wear tighter clothes
Well Gene, the problem is that it's not very appropriate to wear very tight clothes at the office.  I guess I could try a little tighter.  Thanks for your input, it is appreciated.  
Title: Re: Need getbiggers advices on being an attention whore at work
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on October 30, 2009, 04:29:56 PM
Well Gene, the problem is that it's not very appropriate to wear very tight clothes at the office.  I guess I could try a little tighter.  Thanks for your input, it is appreciated.  
omg not boardwalk tight clothes...just instead of x large, wear large, etc
GOOD LUCK!!!!
Title: Re: Need getbiggers advices on being an attention whore at work
Post by: Palpatine Q on October 30, 2009, 04:30:12 PM
 So at work there are a few hot chicks, problem is because of traditional work attire it's hard to show off the arms and other various muscles that I have worked so hard for.  Only thing I can think of is workout at the company gym after work and wear a tank, but then again they will only see me if they are in the gym too.  

Any ideas getbiggers?  What do you do?  

(http://latitudeprc.com/Hot%20off%20the%20Press/5A98D516-5F57-46B3-B886-B72F4FB905C0_files/office-flirt2.jpg)

Here you go.

Do the whole "company gym" thing.

Get nice pumped up and then return to your cubicle, making believe you can't find your cell phone. slam a couple draws just loud enough to draw some attention your way.
Title: Re: Need getbiggers advices on being an attention whore at work
Post by: outby43 on October 30, 2009, 04:30:55 PM
to get attention I would think it would be easier to drop a wallet with 100 dollar bills falling all over the place.  Or drop a big fat money clip.  Better results than muscles.
Title: Re: Need getbiggers advices on being an attention whore at work
Post by: Go 4 It on October 30, 2009, 04:34:38 PM
Have you talked with them at all (break the ice)? Grab drinks with them after work, wear a v-neck underneath your dress shirt, sport the v-neck to the bar, slam some shots, loosen them up and let the good times roll! Thats the way to do it, happens all the time with work associates, the after work drink meetings always end up with drunken make out sessions!
Title: Re: Need getbiggers advices on being an attention whore at work
Post by: Go 4 It on October 30, 2009, 04:37:49 PM
to get attention I would think it would be easier to drop a wallet with 100 dollar bills falling all over the place.  Or drop a big fat money clip.  Better results than muscles.

X2!! This would work as well, especially if you have alot of cash in your bank account, get an account receipt and accidently drop it by their desk..
Title: Re: Need getbiggers advices on being an attention whore at work
Post by: jpm101 on October 30, 2009, 04:41:52 PM
Too bad, you missed SquadFather/QO's by 2 or 3 month. He could have given excellent advise on how to be an attention whore and nail ever hot chick in you office building. Including owning any male coworker around there. He would probably had towed his trailer over to the company parking lot and set up living there. A real man's man. Though he may be away for a few years, so try posting then.
Title: Re: Need getbiggers advices on being an attention whore at work
Post by: outby43 on October 30, 2009, 04:42:45 PM
X2!! This would work as well, especially if you have alot of cash in your bank account, get an account receipt and accidently drop it by their desk..

lol.  Your idea is great too.  I always found that there is always the office cock block that makes it difficult to proceed. Once I was cock blocked by some girl so I ended up fucking her instead of the chick I thought I was going to tear up.  It all worked out in the end.....unfortunately bad. lol.   Office sex never works out more than a few weeks.
Title: Re: Need getbiggers advices on being an attention whore at work
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on October 30, 2009, 04:46:09 PM
 So at work there are a few hot chicks, problem is because of traditional work attire it's hard to show off the arms and other various muscles that I have worked so hard for.  Only thing I can think of is workout at the company gym after work and wear a tank, but then again they will only see me if they are in the gym too.  

Any ideas getbiggers?  What do you do?  

(http://latitudeprc.com/Hot%20off%20the%20Press/5A98D516-5F57-46B3-B886-B72F4FB905C0_files/office-flirt2.jpg)
Cut the sleeves off your dress shirt and go with plaid
Title: Re: Need getbiggers advices on being an attention whore at work
Post by: calfzilla on October 30, 2009, 04:48:55 PM
Have you talked with them at all (break the ice)? Grab drinks with them after work, wear a v-neck underneath your dress shirt, sport the v-neck to the bar, slam some shots, loosen them up and let the good times roll! Thats the way to do it, happens all the time with work associates, the after work drink meetings always end up with drunken make out sessions!
Sounds like solid advice. 
Title: Re: Need getbiggers advices on being an attention whore at work
Post by: calfzilla on October 30, 2009, 04:56:26 PM
Also guys, one of the bitches at work I want to hit is Indian.  Is there anything culturally I should be aware of or do to improve my odds.  She seems very American so I hope it shouldn't be too much of an issue, I imagine she will accept the white American cock. 
Title: Re: Need getbiggers advices on being an attention whore at work
Post by: just_a_pilgrim on October 30, 2009, 05:00:44 PM
Also guys, one of the bitches at work I want to hit is Indian.  Is there anything culturally I should be aware of or do to improve my odds.  She seems very American so I hope it shouldn't be too much of an issue, I imagine she will accept the white American cock. 

The muscles might help but i think you may also need one of these

(http://www.trulynigerian.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/wedding-ring.jpg)
Title: Re: Need getbiggers advices on being an attention whore at work
Post by: JaggyShortBuff on October 30, 2009, 05:05:54 PM
Dude, pimp a custom tailored oxford with some stretchy knit cotton wooven in it and that will show off the build even in office attire clothing.
Title: Re: Need getbiggers advices on being an attention whore at work
Post by: bigdarksnake on October 30, 2009, 05:09:26 PM
You don't need to wear something very tight, just a tad. The day before bring a nice shirt, and put it in your cubicle. Wear a wife beater under shirt you'll be wearing that day. Spill a bit of coffee in your shirt, walk around a bit and change in your cubicle since you have a shirt there.

Seriously though, most girls can tell if your big through dress clothes. At least in comparison to the average twink. Do what Go For It said, invite the girls you want to hit up for drinks. Make it seem like its just what normal people do when they're tired from a hard day at work (it is). Or even invite everyone on the floor. Break the ice, and go from there. Make it the Friday event after work that way you guys will hang out quite a bit.

A word of caution don't pretend you want a relationship at the work place or they will make your life a living hell. Be honest on what you want from them. So things can be cool, and maybe you have a good friend with benefits at work.
Title: Re: Need getbiggers advices on being an attention whore at work
Post by: Signifying Monkey on October 30, 2009, 05:16:47 PM
after lunch, roll up your shirt sleeves about half-way up your forearms.  if you're really as well built as you think you are, there will be enough evidence on display
Title: Re: Need getbiggers advices on being an attention whore at work
Post by: Stark on October 30, 2009, 05:19:26 PM
chicks generaly care more about a full wallet - hope that helps
Title: Re: Need getbiggers advices on being an attention whore at work
Post by: sync pulse on October 30, 2009, 06:01:41 PM
 So at work there are a few hot chicks, problem is because of traditional work attire it's hard to show off the arms and other various muscles that I have worked so hard for.  Only thing I can think of is workout at the company gym after work and wear a tank, but then again they will only see me if they are in the gym too.  

Any ideas getbiggers?  What do you do?  

(http://latitudeprc.com/Hot%20off%20the%20Press/5A98D516-5F57-46B3-B886-B72F4FB905C0_files/office-flirt2.jpg)

Go to the "Custom House" at an upscale mall near you and get 4 made to measure shirts...

If you have the money a suit or blazer with charcoal gray slacks...
Title: Re: Need getbiggers advices on being an attention whore at work
Post by: Nasty Nate on October 30, 2009, 06:48:50 PM
They should be able to tell you're a big, thick, handsome stud with a typical office shirt on... if not, keep working on it.
Title: Re: Need getbiggers advices on being an attention whore at work
Post by: chaos on October 30, 2009, 06:52:11 PM
 So at work there are a few hot chicks, problem is because of traditional work attire it's hard to show off the arms and other various muscles that I have worked so hard for.  Only thing I can think of is workout at the company gym after work and wear a tank, but then again they will only see me if they are in the gym too.  

Any ideas getbiggers?  What do you do?  

(http://latitudeprc.com/Hot%20off%20the%20Press/5A98D516-5F57-46B3-B886-B72F4FB905C0_files/office-flirt2.jpg)
When in doubt, whip it out.
Title: Re: Need getbiggers advices on being an attention whore at work
Post by: whataname on November 01, 2009, 03:44:09 AM
 So at work there are a few hot chicks, problem is because of traditional work attire it's hard to show off the arms and other various muscles that I have worked so hard for.  Only thing I can think of is workout at the company gym after work and wear a tank, but then again they will only see me if they are in the gym too.  

Any ideas getbiggers?  What do you do?  

(http://latitudeprc.com/Hot%20off%20the%20Press/5A98D516-5F57-46B3-B886-B72F4FB905C0_files/office-flirt2.jpg)

no "casual Friday"?! If there is, u can wear a slim fit collared polo shirt!
Or just simply leave Getbig on your screen when you go having a lunch, an everyone will think that you must be a bodybuilder!
Title: Re: Need getbiggers advices on being an attention whore at work
Post by: Parker on November 01, 2009, 05:16:41 AM
 So at work there are a few hot chicks, problem is because of traditional work attire it's hard to show off the arms and other various muscles that I have worked so hard for.  Only thing I can think of is workout at the company gym after work and wear a tank, but then again they will only see me if they are in the gym too.  

Any ideas getbiggers?  What do you do?  

(http://latitudeprc.com/Hot%20off%20the%20Press/5A98D516-5F57-46B3-B886-B72F4FB905C0_files/office-flirt2.jpg)
You must not be that big. A dude who actually looks like he lifts can be spotted wearing even while wearing a shirt and tie, even in a suit. His neck is bigger, the clothes fit tight around the chest, showing th pecs off, and the shirt is tight around the upper arms, specifically if you are reaching up. Also if you have small waist (like used to- when I was bigger) it acentuates the v taper. But of course the guys at work are gonna call you "hotdog neck", because of the rolls on the back of your neck, caused by the collar of your shirt. Females will notice, but they also notice when a nugga trying to hard to get attention as well
Title: Re: Need getbiggers advices on being an attention whore at work
Post by: vic86 on November 01, 2009, 12:37:26 PM
Also guys, one of the bitches at work I want to hit is Indian.  Is there anything culturally I should be aware of or do to improve my odds.  She seems very American so I hope it shouldn't be too much of an issue, I imagine she will accept the white American cock. 
hmmmm lay the net,,,you can talk somthing about bollywood movies etc etc,just to show intrest,ask her about her family, im sure she must be havin big bunch of brothers and sisters,no it wont be an issue unless u get her pregnant,be careful about that. remember you should always sound like an very nice guy when ur appreciating her body,,,dont sound like a perv ,  8) hope it helps
Title: Re: Need getbiggers advices on being an attention whore at work
Post by: uberman09 on November 01, 2009, 01:29:38 PM
Too bad, you missed SquadFather/QO's by 2 or 3 month. He could have given excellent advise on how to be an attention whore and nail ever hot chick in you office building. Including owning any male coworker around there. He would probably had towed his trailer over to the company parking lot and set up living there. A real man's man. Though he may be away for a few years, so try posting then.

omg so true. Btw its always cursed/ problematic girls that would be stupid enough to fall in love for a coworker, secure and smart women dont do that stuff..neither do secure and smart men...
Title: Re: Need getbiggers advices on being an attention whore at work
Post by: Rami on November 01, 2009, 01:34:08 PM
 So at work there are a few hot chicks, problem is because of traditional work attire it's hard to show off the arms and other various muscles that I have worked so hard for.  Only thing I can think of is workout at the company gym after work and wear a tank, but then again they will only see me if they are in the gym too.  

Any ideas getbiggers?  What do you do?  

(http://latitudeprc.com/Hot%20off%20the%20Press/5A98D516-5F57-46B3-B886-B72F4FB905C0_files/office-flirt2.jpg)

Just be different.
Title: Re: Need getbiggers advices on being an attention whore at work
Post by: Andy Griffin on November 01, 2009, 01:36:25 PM
Also guys, one of the bitches at work I want to hit is Indian.  Is there anything culturally I should be aware of or do to improve my odds.  She seems very American so I hope it shouldn't be too much of an issue, I imagine she will accept the white American cock. 

Ryan Howard already tagged her, as did Darryl from the warehouse. 

(http://www.poptower.com/pic-227/the-office.jpg)
Title: Re: Need getbiggers advices on being an attention whore at work
Post by: calfzilla on November 01, 2009, 04:34:41 PM
Thanks for all your advices.  Always helpful and funny at the same time! 
Title: Re: Need getbiggers advices on being an attention whore at work
Post by: Bobby on November 01, 2009, 05:02:37 PM
up the dosage
Title: Re: Need getbiggers advices on being an attention whore at work
Post by: calfzilla on November 01, 2009, 06:58:56 PM
up the dosage
QFT 
Title: Re: Need getbiggers advices on being an attention whore at work
Post by: Signifying Monkey on November 01, 2009, 07:00:20 PM
Ryan Howard already tagged her, as did Darryl from the warehouse. 

(http://www.poptower.com/pic-227/the-office.jpg)

she could use some of that facial expanse for advertising
Title: Re: Need getbiggers advices on being an attention whore at work
Post by: 240 is Back on November 01, 2009, 07:05:54 PM
Have you talked with them at all (break the ice)? Grab drinks with them after work, wear a v-neck underneath your dress shirt, sport the v-neck to the bar, slam some shots, loosen them up and let the good times roll! Thats the way to do it, happens all the time with work associates, the after work drink meetings always end up with drunken make out sessions!

yeah, working in bars is nice because most of the people you talk to all day have some sort of buzz going on
Title: Re: Need getbiggers advices on being an attention whore at work
Post by: Hulkotron on November 01, 2009, 07:12:07 PM
I recommend just wearing your cutoff jean-shorts, sleeveless unbuttoned flannel shirt (or string tank depending on your office's HVAC situation), work boots and Oakleys on Casual Friday.  If the objects of your affection are still not impressed (or if any rival males try to disrupt your swagger), hitting a brutal most muscular followed by a lightning-quick side chest / front double biceps combo should resolve the situation.
Title: Re: Need getbiggers advices on being an attention whore at work
Post by: chaos on November 01, 2009, 07:20:57 PM
I recommend just wearing your cutoff jean-shorts, sleeveless unbuttoned flannel shirt (or string tank depending on your office's HVAC situation), work boots and Oakleys on Casual Friday.  If the objects of your affection are still not impressed (or if any rival males try to disrupt your swagger), hitting a brutal most muscular followed by a lightning-quick side chest / front double biceps combo should resolve the situation.
Outed.
Title: Re: Need getbiggers advices on being an attention whore at work
Post by: pellius on November 01, 2009, 07:33:35 PM
 So at work there are a few hot chicks, problem is because of traditional work attire it's hard to show off the arms and other various muscles that I have worked so hard for.  Only thing I can think of is workout at the company gym after work and wear a tank, but then again they will only see me if they are in the gym too.  

Any ideas getbiggers?  What do you do?  

(http://latitudeprc.com/Hot%20off%20the%20Press/5A98D516-5F57-46B3-B886-B72F4FB905C0_files/office-flirt2.jpg)

WTF? I can't believe you're not getting shit for this. Maybe it's because you come across as a good guy so people go easy on you. But this is GetBig no one should be immune.

I swear, what's happen to men these days? Men are far more vision oriented when it comes to women. More impressed by what they see. In that sense far more simple and shallow than women. That's why women use their beauty to attract men. Now women are far more complex. It's not for men to try to look all pretty and strut around and flex their muscles to attract women. That's not what men should focus on when it comes to attracting the opposite sex. There are far more other qualities that I don't even want to get into that a man should have. Ask your Dad or Grandfather.

Use your personality and game. Being good looking and in shape should just be gravy.


Title: Re: Need getbiggers advices on being an attention whore at work
Post by: calfzilla on November 01, 2009, 07:40:32 PM
WTF? I can't believe you're not getting shit for this. Maybe it's because you come across as a good guy so people go easy on you. But this is GetBig no one should be immune.

I swear, what's happen to men these days? Men are far more vision oriented when it comes to women. More impressed by what they see. In that sense far more simple and shallow than women. That's why women use their beauty to attract men. Now women are far more complex. It's not for men to try to look all pretty and strut around and flex their muscles to attract women. That's not what men should focus on when it comes to attracting the opposite sex. There are far more other qualities that I don't even want to get into that a man should have. Ask your Dad or Grandfather.

Use your personality and game. Being good looking and in shape should just be gravy.




Meltdown.  The thread was a joke for the most part.  But good observations/opinions my brother.  Although I do believe women are more shallow than many of us believe; true they are not as bad as us, but they get far too much credit for being not shallow. 
Title: Re: Need getbiggers advices on being an attention whore at work
Post by: pellius on November 01, 2009, 07:51:43 PM
I missed it. :-\

True about shallowness. But, we as a culture, are becoming on the whole far more shallow and narcissistic.

I mean, imagine you were witnessing some guy trying to impress a girl and in the bathroom he was pumping up and rolling up his sleeves, unbuttoning part of his shirt...
Most guys would think, "What a tool." And even when guys do that they use to do it in private so nobody would see them. I had a friend who use to do dips in the handicap stall in clubs. Nowadays you sometimes see guys doing it opening. They're no longer ashamed and embarrassed.

I've read a lot of your posts. You have a great personality. You're already way ahead of the pack. Being in such great shape will just be an added surprise and shock when you get down to "bizness."
Title: Re: Need getbiggers advices on being an attention whore at work
Post by: Hulkotron on November 01, 2009, 07:57:59 PM
Is this a serious thread now?

I agree somewhat with pellius, I think modern men are more shallow than women on average.  As I've gotten older my bar scene time has dropped exponentially, but in years past I've witnessed guys doing pushups on the disgusting floor of the bar restroom to pump the pecs mid-night.  Pretty sad.  If you have to go to such ends to get a quick whore-humping in, it's probably time to re-evaluate your life.
Title: Re: Need getbiggers advices on being an attention whore at work
Post by: Bast175 on November 01, 2009, 07:58:26 PM
Muscles may get you a bit of attention, but that's not enough.  Women aren't like guys who will bang anyone with a good body.
Title: Re: Need getbiggers advices on being an attention whore at work
Post by: Bast175 on November 01, 2009, 08:02:59 PM
omg so true. Btw its always cursed/ problematic girls that would be stupid enough to fall in love for a coworker, secure and smart women dont do that stuff..neither do secure and smart men...

i disagree.  i think insecure people are fearful of the awkwardness.
Title: Re: Need getbiggers advices on being an attention whore at work
Post by: calfzilla on November 02, 2009, 07:58:56 AM
Do you eat out chicks on the first date?
Yes because on the second date when they see how small my penis is they will owe me one and be obliged to put out. 
Title: Re: Need getbiggers advices on being an attention whore at work
Post by: ChristopherA on November 02, 2009, 08:32:34 AM
Yes because on the second date when they see how small my penis is they will owe me one and be obliged to put out. 
RFLMAO!!
Title: Re: Need getbiggers advices on being an attention whore at work
Post by: calfzilla on November 02, 2009, 08:41:28 AM
RFLMAO!!
Just kidding.  Maria says it's "this big!" 

(http://theinsanityreport.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/meetthepressqbwuhadc5cxl.jpg)
Title: Re: Need getbiggers advices on being an attention whore at work
Post by: calfzilla on November 03, 2009, 11:13:50 PM
Update:  The Indian chick at work I noticed today when she came in my office hung around a little longer for really no reason before leaving.  I think she wanted to strike up a convo.  Is this where I put down my Muscle Milk TM protein shake and chat her up?  How much longer till I ask her if she's into anal?  Thanks getbiggers. 
Title: Re: Need getbiggers advices on being an attention whore at work
Post by: Andy Griffin on November 04, 2009, 01:45:37 AM
Update:  The Indian chick at work I noticed today when she came in my office hung around a little longer for really no reason before leaving.  I think she wanted to strike up a convo.  Is this where I put down my Muscle Milk TM protein shake and chat her up?  How much longer till I ask her if she's into anal?  Thanks getbiggers. 

You have just summarized the basis of your struggle.  A real man doesn't ask the girl whether she's into anal.  I'm just sayin'