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Title: The advices thread
Post by: calfzilla on November 15, 2009, 07:11:40 PM: Post your best bodybuilding related advices on here.

Mine: Save money by buying your gym shorts used from IFBB pros. (No homo)
Title: Re: The advices thread
Post by: 240 is Back on November 15, 2009, 07:13:32 PM: Car pool with this guy, and good things will happen for you.
Title: Re: The advices thread
Post by: BB on November 15, 2009, 07:19:15 PM: (http://media.outdoorsica.com/dynimages/guidebook/2008/bear_gif.jpg) .

That advice works for the forest and the gym.
Title: Re: The advices thread
Post by: Ex Coelis on November 15, 2009, 07:23:26 PM: Quote from: calfzilla on November 15, 2009, 07:11:40 PM

Save money by buying your gym shorts used from IFBB pros. (No homo)

just got off the phone with Nasser . . .

(http://unadulteratedtruth.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/hamas-diplomats.jpg)
Title: Re: The advices thread
Post by: Tapeworm on November 15, 2009, 07:26:13 PM: Cum on her tits and leave.
Title: Re: The advices thread
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on November 15, 2009, 07:27:33 PM: eat lotta good fats to prevent breakouts on your face
Title: Re: The advices thread
Post by: WillGrant on November 15, 2009, 07:28:17 PM: Imodium is good for diarrhoea
Title: Re: The advices thread
Post by: kiwiol on November 15, 2009, 11:07:51 PM: If you get mad, don't get even - post the little bitch's IP address in Getbig and own the shit outta him
Title: Re: The advices thread
Post by: disturbia on November 15, 2009, 11:14:54 PM: put a towel under your ass when wacking off to porn of you will get a foul smelling chair over time
Title: Re: The advices thread
Post by: WhiteCastle on November 15, 2009, 11:23:32 PM: Quote from: disturbia on November 15, 2009, 11:14:54 PM
put a towel under your ass when wacking off to porn of you will get a foul smelling chair over time

QFT
Title: Re: The advices thread
Post by: benchmstr on November 15, 2009, 11:26:05 PM: never shoot tren, or prop into a neck vein.

bench
Title: Re: The advices thread
Post by: WillGrant on November 15, 2009, 11:42:56 PM: Quote from: disturbia on November 15, 2009, 11:14:54 PM
put a towel under your ass when wacking off to porn of you will get a foul smelling chair over time
LOL
Title: Re: The advices thread
Post by: Mars on November 16, 2009, 12:05:59 AM: (http://www.momhairypussy.com/Camille131109/pict/pictcam004014006258008.jpg)
Title: Re: The advices thread
Post by: WillGrant on November 16, 2009, 12:18:51 AM: Quote from: Big Poppa J on November 15, 2009, 07:23:26 PM
just got off the phone with Nasser . . .

(http://unadulteratedtruth.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/hamas-diplomats.jpg)
haha
Title: Re: The advices thread
Post by: JasonH on November 16, 2009, 12:31:01 AM: If you're not planning on posting on Getbig for a while - make sure someone starts a rumour that your on a "business trip".
Title: Re: The advices thread
Post by: Tapeworm on November 16, 2009, 12:40:13 AM: Never eat anything bigger than your head.
Title: Re: The advices thread
Post by: Bobby on November 16, 2009, 03:14:26 AM: Quote from: disturbia on November 15, 2009, 11:14:54 PM
put a towel under your ass when wacking off to porn of you will get a foul smelling chair over time

;D

i never understood why the ass has to sweat when you crack one off
Title: Re: The advices thread
Post by: Tapeworm on November 16, 2009, 03:21:51 AM: Quote from: Bobby on November 16, 2009, 03:14:26 AM
;D

i never understood why the ass has to sweat when you crack one off

You guys need better porn, you're working too hard.
Title: Re: The advices thread
Post by: Purple Aki on November 16, 2009, 03:22:44 AM: You can spice up your sex life by trying a bit of `rodeo sex`.

Take your missus from behind and, holding on tightly to her tits, call her by the wrong name. Then see how long you can `stay mounted` for.
Title: Re: The advices thread
Post by: Samourai Pizzacat on November 16, 2009, 03:28:37 AM: Quote from: Purple Aki on November 16, 2009, 03:22:44 AM
You can spice up your sex life by trying a bit of `rodeo sex`.

Take your missus from behind and, holding on tightly to her tits, call her by the wrong name. Then see how long you can `stay mounted` for.

LOL!
Title: Re: The advices thread
Post by: LatsMcGee on November 16, 2009, 03:40:45 AM: If you don't eat meat you'll turn into a pussy.
Title: Re: The advices thread
Post by: JasonH on November 16, 2009, 04:16:50 AM: Quote from: Tapeworm on November 16, 2009, 03:21:51 AM
You guys need better porn, you're working too hard.

x2

I've used the same chair for 10 years and I can still smell the leather! ;D
Title: Re: The advices thread
Post by: Bobby on November 16, 2009, 09:35:53 AM: Quote from: Tapeworm on November 16, 2009, 03:21:51 AM
You guys need better porn, you're working too hard.

i'm open to suggestions :D